Chapter 1 The years are merciless
During the reign of Emperor Li of the Southern Song Dynasty, it was located in the South Lake of Jiaxing. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoAt that time, Jiaxing belonged to the two Zhejiang Road Xiuzhou. The festival is close to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the lotus leaves are gradually broken, and the lotus meat is full.
And I shouldn't have come to this place in this era.
I am a modern Dushi cultivator, and I can't do the right path because my qualifications are not good. Evil magic is not very good, after all, this is a time of peace. But it was all because of a game, the Condor Heroes, that changed the trajectory of my life.
It was a sunny afternoon, when I was lying in bed playing the mobile game Condor was in the mood, my phone leaked, there was no time tunnel, no fainting, no abnormality. It's just that when I pushed them away again, everything changed.
The clear air was so clear that I was simply oxygenated. There is no smog here, no sound of car horns. Suddenly, I heard a long, far-reaching singing voice.
The Yue girl picks lotus on the autumn waterside, with narrow sleeves and light Luo, revealing double gold chun. The shadow picks the flowers like a face, and the heart is only a common filament. The wind and waves at the head of the chicken ruler creek are late, the fog is heavy and the smoke is light, and there is no time to come. The faint singing voice is far away, and the sorrow leads to the south bank of the river. This soft and tactful singing voice reached my ears without missing a word.
I have a very high IQ, which shows that I have crossed over. But now I'm still in a state of soul, so whose body am I robbing of my half-hearted Taoism? I only blame the heavens for taking pity on me, a child is being chased and running towards me. That's a miserable one, it's a beating! The half-dead child in front of me is the best body I dream of, and I can't grab it from an adult, this is really perfect.
I was stunned when I was doing the physical sacrifice. He is actually a young Yang Guo!
My mind returned to myself, and I struggled. There is no penniless, no room, no land, no ridge. The kind mother Mu Nianci actually died depressed. Heroic! Compassion sighed at the misfortune of Yang Guo's childhood, only to find that he had merged in, and his whole body hurt, that is, he stole a chicken and actually beat me. (quickly integrated into the character)
At this time I only have one idea, I only remember the name of one person! It's not Guo Fu, it's not Huang Rong, and it's impossible to be Guo Jing! He is Ouyang Feng. Only he will treat Yang Guo well, right?
I don't know where this is, I guess it's very close to Jiaxing, right? Recklessly, I endured the pain in my stomach and the hunger in my stomach, and walked slowly in a random direction.
said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, and it was really not true. A stranger appears in front of him. The man had a messy head, and his beard was fluffy like a hedgehog, and his hair was oily and black, and he was said to be not very old, but his face was wrinkled and sunken, but he looked like an old man of seventy or eighty years old, and he was dressed in blue cloth, and around his neck hung a brocade saliva used by a baby, and the saliva was embroidered with a picture of a cat fluttering butterflies, which was already old and tattered.
is different from the imaginary Ouyang Feng, he is also sloppy! Also barefoot! I flicked my bangs and strode forward to tug at the hem of his shirt. The stranger strode up: "Follow me!" ”
Touching my head, I was very unconvinced: "I'm only so big, you use light skills to gallop away, and let me go with you?" Where are you going? But he didn't run slowly. While complaining that Mu Nianci didn't teach light skills, he complained that Ouyang Feng was not in a hurry to see his son! Is there anything more important than a son?
"Whoosh-" A faint voice came, holding a large grass! I saw three ice needles flying and shivering. The stranger screamed, rolling all over the ground~ rolling up a lot of dust.
A beautiful Dao aunt walked in slowly with a smile, wearing an apricot yellow Dao robe. This dress scared me, this is definitely Li Mochou, so isn't this stranger Wu Santong? I'm going, pit me.
Li Mochou waved the dust and waved the martial arts three links that had already passed out, and said softly: "Little doll, are you surnamed Lu?" ”
She was only about three inches away from me at the time, and I was talking about dusting. My heart was already beating wildly, and two lines of tears remained: "Wow~ The fairy girl is going to starve to death, will you take me to eat?" With that, I danced with my arms outstretched and hugged her right thigh.
The red practice fairy has always maintained her virgin body, and her right leg was tightly hugged by a big boy, and her cheeks showed a flush. Confused thoughts: "Whose stupid child is this?" ”
I am a measured person, and I grasped the opportunity to let go of my hands with a demented look: "Fairy Gu, you are so beautiful, can you make two big white steamed buns for the fool to eat?" ”
Li Mochou's face already showed an expression of disgust, and he swept the dust from his right leg and left alone. Glancing at Wu Santong next to me, I also left with a look of disgust and disdain, and I actually mistook it for Ouyang Feng, causing me to go the wrong way.
I'm so cold and hungry, it's really pitiful. Poof, I actually fell, a series of needle bags scratched the tail finger of my right hand, seeing the black fingers, the feeling of numbness in an instant I can't help but think of the ice spirit silver needle! I couldn't help but scold Li Mochou for being an idiot! I was even able to lose the hidden weapon, and I was poisoned. It's really a hazy pair of tears.
Suddenly, a person behind me said: "Little doll, do you know how powerful?" The voice was sonorous and piercing, as if it had come out of the ground. I hurriedly turned around and looked, he was holding a piece of wood in each hand, propped up on the ground, headstand on his feet, feet together, propped up to the sky. This is not Ouyang Feng, who else can it be!
Without hesitation, I knelt down and begged my uncle to save my life. Ouyang Feng shook his head and said, "It's hard to save!" I hurriedly praised: "You are the best in the world, no one can beat you, you will be able to save me." This flattering sentence made Ouyang Feng very happy to hear it, smiled slightly, and said, "How do you know that I am capable?" The witty me praised again: "You are in this world, there will be no second person in the world who can match you" It was this sentence that hit him in the heart. Anyway, I followed his example and did a handstand. I also saw his face clearly, but I saw that he had a high nose and deep eyes, and a face full of short white beards, like silver and iron, and heard him muttering to himself, and saying strange things that were very unpleasant.
The numbness in my right hand has disappeared, and the consciousness is gone, so I fell to the side and grinned: "Dad save me~"
When he saw that my eyebrows were clear, he felt a little happy in his heart, and he was very happy when this sentence came to his ears. He picked me up: "Whatever I say in the future, you have to listen to me, eldest son." "As soon as I heard it, I finally had a place in the Condor, and I could walk sideways in the future. said weakly: "Dad, Dad, I will listen to you in the future and be your good son" Ouyang Feng was very happy at this time. A palm pressed against my palm, and there was a warm internal force. After a few more strokes, I instantly gained consciousness, and the numbness was a little weaker.
Witty as me: "Dad, you are too powerful, no one can bully me in the future". Ouyang Feng's expression was extremely serious: "Who dares to move, my precious son?" I break his doggy legs! Peel off his skin! "I looked at him and felt safe. At least he really treats me wholeheartedly, and I've seen the Condor many times. I decided in my heart that I must not let him meet Hong Qigong!
Looking at me, he laughed and said, "Good son, come, I'll teach you how to get rid of the poisonous gas on your body." continued: "What you have is the poison of Li Mochou's female doll's ice spirit silver needle, and it is really not easy to cure. At that moment, he passed on the mantra and the method of performing the exercises, saying that this method is a bad luck breath, and it must be on the head and feet, and the qi and blood will go retrograde, and the poisonous gas will come out from the place where it enters the body. However, I am new to learning, and my breath retrograde is limited, and I can only force out a small amount every day, and it takes more than a month to drive away the toxicity.
Yang Guo's qualifications are really good, and they can be thoroughly understood. Taking the opportunity, I hurriedly asked, "Dad, can you see if I can be as powerful as you in the future?" He smiled and said: "My good son must be better than me, and my father will call you the world's first miracle - toad skill."
I memorized the mantra, but can't I practice internal strength? I was so powerful that I knocked a half-man-high boulder into the air. He scratched his head and said, "That's bad! The way of exercise is not right, it is not right! I smiled and said, "Dad's child has just learned, how can he compare with you, my son will work hard." ”
"Yes, yes, then Dad will pass on a little quick external strength to you" probably because he really loves my godson, from the method of internal strength pranayama to the reversal of the meridians, followed by the rampant rod method, the thirty-six rod method. As soon as the conversation changed, he talked about the use of drugs, as if he was like a junior high school Chinese teacher, irrigating me with endless knowledge. Talking about light skills, point point secret techniques, in a slow time, I remembered the concept of martial arts in this world.
At this time, there were several carvings in the distance, and he looked into the distance, his eyebrows tightly knit and thinking about something. He turned around and said, "Good son, Dad's brain is a little wrong, I'll leave you for a while, and I'll go to you again today." I hugged him and said, "Dad, then you be careful" Ouyang Feng looked very kind and smiled kindly.
I saw that his arms stretched each other, the first step was so big, the second step was even a leap, the person was already outside the zhangxu, even a dozen steps, and his body had already disappeared behind the mulberry forest.
I'm slapping my head again, I haven't eaten yet. Hey~ I had to walk forward again. It's a dilapidated house, but it's big, and it looks a bit like a cave. The good news is that there is a clucking chicken, and it is it that solves my food and clothing.
While I was speechless, I remembered a famous saying: "Full of warm thoughts ****"! I'm wondering what the little dragon girl is doing now? There are also Xiao Guo Fu and Cheng Ying Lu Wushuang. By the way, there is also the Gongsun girl. Forget it, let's practice toad skills, there is no strength here and it is easy to be bullied. Actually, I wanted to contact the cultivators, but heavens, after crossing over, I realized that my little bit of Taoism was really not as powerful as this toad.
As the saying goes, time flies and the wind and the moon are ruthless, the more than the month has passed, this day I went out to rob, the first layer of toad gong I succeeded in a small way, and I am also a little famous in this vicinity.
But my home was lively, and when I came back with a big roast chicken and a bottle of sake, I found that Li Mochou was about to hurt a few little girls.
Among them, there was a little girl with short legs and short legs, wearing a red shirt, and her hair fluttered in the wind, and she mobilized two eagles to attack Li Mochou.
The other two girls were hiding behind her, presumably it should be Lu Cheng's two little girls, I stood on tiptoe and ran over gently, hugging the soft delicate body of the Chilian Fairy with a clear fragrance: "Big beauty, do you still remember me?" ”
She is not over 30 years old, she is still a virgin, and she was infatuated with Lu Zhanyuan back then, and she has always been polite and self-controlled. In the past ten years, many men in the rivers and lakes have seen her beauty, and they can't help but be emotional, but as long as there is a slight evil thought in their expressions, they often die immediately under the palm of her naked practice. I knew that I would be eating and hugging me today, and as soon as she grabbed me, she wanted to exert force in her palm, and immediately shattered my heart and lungs, but she heard me praise her beauty, and her words were sincere, and she liked it a little in her heart.
Looking back, it was actually me, and his tone was slightly cold: "It turns out that you are not a stupid boy!" When I smiled, I had already carried enough toad skills to prepare to slap her. There was something wrong with her expression. Asked me rhetorically: "Who are you?" "As soon as I spoke, two carving sounds came, Li Mochou thought to himself that Xi Poison and Guo Daxia and his wife are here, I might as well kill those two little sluts first to get rid of the evil spirit in my heart!
The martial arts of the Tomb Sect, especially the light skills, are really the first in the world, she turned around and flew away, and picked up the two girls.
At this moment, there was a sound of breaking the sky, and a small pebble flew towards her heart. Li Mochou listened to the sound of the wind, knew that the situation was urgent, hurriedly returned to the dust, the steel handle was swung out, just hit the stone, and suddenly the tiger's mouth hurt, his palm was hot, his whole body shook violently, and the dust was almost out of his hand. She didn't dare to stay, she casually lifted Lu Wushuang, and started her light work, like a wind sweeping the ground, and ran away without a trace in an instant.
Cheng Ying shouted: "Cousin, cousin"! Then I followed, and I grabbed her, "It's useless if you go, I'll help you save your cousin." Who knew that Guo Fu also said: "I will also help you find your cousin" I took a closer look at Guo Fu, she is indeed a beauty, and she is smart. It's just that I already know that Huang Laoxie is coming, don't I want to pretend. I chased in the direction of Li Mochou first, but Guo Fu didn't chase after me.
And I didn't know that at this time, I had already been imprinted in Cheng Ying's little heart.
Probably chasing in the wrong direction, and I didn't know where I ran to, I actually saw Ouyang Feng again, shouting: "Dad, Dad!" Ouyang Feng looked at me and was very happy: "Good son, your kung fu has grown a little, come and practice for your father." ”
I pushed forward with all my luck, and the sound of trees splitting was heard. My thigh-like tree just broke me. He sighed a few times and suddenly shouted: "Good son, dad has a way, I can pass on some internal force to you to help you improve your internal strength, so that you can practice decently" Originally, his brain was a little problematic, Ouyang Ke didn't teach it back then because he knew that this toad skill was too dangerous and easy to go mad, and now Ai'er actually thought of passing on the gong method. I was also in a hurry, and I agreed without thinking about it, after all, I knew that he was sincere to my son, and I never thought that he would lose his mind.
But God bless me, I actually opened up a lot of muscles and veins and entered the realm of the second success of the toad.
After thinking about it carefully, it's also very good in this world, after all, it's very quiet and there is no haze from the previous life.
Time was really ******, and at night I fell asleep looking at my dad's wrinkles.
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