Wei Wanjin sat on the big white sheep and said mockingly: "Do you two have Lu Ban's two sons?" Which theory is your original? You're just picking up the ghost ideas of the troubled times of the outer demons, what's there to show off about the scraps? ”

"Speak wildly!" The Altar Demon King said angrily, "Tui Shen Army is the place where my Thief Sect ideological and cultural elites gather, and it can be described as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info The two of us are outstanding as the main and deputy champions! How can you compare with you, a lonely and unheard of mountain villager? ”

"Since ancient times, the master has been in the folk! How can you, the corrupt people who are on the top of the pyramid, in the ivory tower, and in the cave of selfish desires, create theories that are grounded, natural, in line with the will of the people, and in line with the Tao?! Wei Wanjin forced his gaze at the Altar Demon King.

"When the land is unequal, there are mountains; The sky is not equal, and there are stars and moons. Human nature is selfish, human nature is greedy: those who go along with it prosper, and those who go against it die! The Ya Demon King said, "The Three Realms and Six Realms are strictly hierarchical!" Buddhism is like this, and creation is still the same! ”

"The ground is uneven, but the river is flat! The mountains are uneven, and the earth is destroyed by fire! The sky is uneven, the stars are chaotic! Human nature is not good, the teaching, the legal system, and the Taoism! Authentic and virtuous, heavenly and righteous, humane justice and equality: those who follow it prosper, and those who go against it die! The Three Realms and Six Realms, layer upon layer of corresponding cause and effect: good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil! Don't favor one over the other, don't waste fruit for reason! Buddhism is not evil, and creation is not hereditary! You are greedy and obsessed, specializing in cultivating the evil fruit of privation, misleading the public in the world, trying to correct and rebel, and destroy all sentient beings! Wei Wanjin said-for-tat.

The Ya Demon King and the Altar Demon King looked at each other and sighed, knowing that the argument was ineffective, and each took out the magic weapon.

The magic weapon of the Ya Demon King is called "all the way to the west", and the magic weapon of the altar demon king is called "all the way to abandon", both magic weapons are a statue of the goddess made of gold, the goddess raises her arms high, and there are holes under her armpits, which can spray smoke such as fox odor.

Wei Wanjin knew that the two demon kings were going to be poisoned, and he also took another gourd from the root of the horn of the big white sheep.

The Ya Demon King aimed the armpit of the goddess at Wei Wanjin from the left, and the altar demon king aimed the armpit of the goddess at Wei Wanjin from the right. The Ya Demon King said with words in his mouth: "Change, change, change, change." The Altar Demon King also said in his mouth: "No, no, no." ”

"Slow!" Wei Wanjin suddenly shouted, "The two of you spit, I don't know what it means?" ”

"Don't understand? You're a frog at the bottom of a well! Then you listen well: no matter whether the birds live or die, regardless of local interests, don't have empty dreams. The Altar Demon King sneered.

"West, West, West, West," the Ya Demon King still only spit out one word, not wanting to bother to speak, in fact, Wei Wanjin had already understood, didn't he just want to burn himself into a wisp of sunset? Brilliant and extinguished quickly!

One who doesn't care about anything, who abandons everything that should not be abandoned, is simply a fool or a dead man; One doesn't look at anything, staring at a touch of sunset, it's just a madman.

"Then do you want to know what the mystery of this gourd in my hand is?" Wei Wanjin said with a smile.

"A broken gourd, now even beggars don't use it to scoop water and fill wine, you savage still carry it everywhere, don't you feel ashamed? Isn't it an Oriental veteran? The Demon King scoffed.

"As soon as this gourd is opened, it can make the rich and noble instantly turn into a commoner!" Wei Wanjin said, "Do you two want to taste the taste of beggars? ”

"Hmph, we'd like to give it a try!" The Altar Demon King sneered, and motioned for the Ya Demon King to recite the incantation together.

I saw a bullet spewed out from the armpit of the goddess of the magic weapon "all the way to the west", and a dagger erupted from the armpit of the goddess of the magic weapon of "abandoning all the way", where Wei Wanjin and the big white sheep stood still, it turned out that the gourd on the horn of the sheep had silently absorbed this deadly thing.

The bullets and daggers entered the gourd and suddenly turned into liquid.

The two demon kings were dumbfounded, they couldn't imagine that the alien magic weapon they were proud of would be sucked in by a broken gourd effortlessly.

The gourd in Wei Wanjin's hand was aimed at the two demons, only to see a gust of wind blowing out, the two demons felt cold on their bodies, and when they looked down, they saw that a high-end suit and pants were gone, and only one pair of pants remained, which was embarrassingly put on the buttocks.

The two demons were so ashamed that they were about to take out the powerful big gold pen and fight Wei Wanjin to the death, but Wei Wanjin drank: "Slow! Now it's too early to duel. After all the civil and military competitions are over, how about we compete again? ”

The two demon kings are right to listen to it, they don't want to make a big deal at this time, the game is not over yet, how can they give up halfway, because of choking?

"Okay, everything is in order, I'll clean you up after the game, and I'll let you live a few more hours!" The Altar Demon King said ruthlessly.

"Bring the clothes!" The Demon King stretched out his hand.

"You two think it's unsightly, go back to the car!" Wei Wanjin said.

The second demon king had no choice but to hold his arms and walk into the car in embarrassment. The female demon king was caught in the middle, crying and laughing.

"This young Taoist is so powerful, could it be that we can't fail miserably?" The female demon king Huli asked, "I'm really unwilling to be fingered and painted by a group of grass people who are nothing!" ”

"There are also four battles of 'descending, altar, law, and earth', I think it will be defeated!" King Yamo said, "I can only hope for those martial artists!" This is really the sorrow of those of us who are shaking the pen! ”

"King Ya must not be inferior, the internal and external martial arts are all used by me, not to mention the superior!" The female demon king comforted, "Besides, which of us has not practiced one or two magic weapons?" You still have a big gold pen with you, are you afraid that they won't make it? ”

"It's just that the two gourds of this wild man riding a sheep are too powerful!" The Altar Demon King sighed.

Impatiently, You Heng jumped on the Brown Eagle and thought that he must teach this ordinary soft bone a lesson.

The cunning of the lord is sitting on the stage and singing happily: "This is good or that, nothing is alive; This is important, that is important, nothing is important! Suffer losses and be stupid, endure stupidity, and be stupid when you resist with your life! ”

The demons behind him applauded him, gave him a thumbs up and praised: "High high! High high! Curve service is high! ”

"Whoever kills your father, you call it father, you cheat your wife, you give away your daughter, soft mud without a spine, stinky shit without bones!" You Heng also sang, "What a group of unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, low-voiced, nodding and bowing, bowing to the ear, groveling, swallowing anger, submissive, servile, compromised, life is worse than death!" ”

The laughter of the demons stopped, and they looked at You Heng with a shrunken head, they were afraid of Your Heng's mouth and palms, and they were also afraid of the eagle he sat down, so they piled up smiling faces one by one. The cunning said with a smile: "You are a man who stands up to the sky and the earth in the Three Kingdoms, you can be described as an angry man, admire and admire!" It's a pity that you are full of talent and don't know how to save yourself, and you ended up with a whimper! Pathetic, pathetic! ”

"Would you rather die standing than live on your knees? Born to be a stiff backbone, ridiculous creeper! You Heng replied.

"It is not an exaggeration for earthworms to crawl on the ground, and dogs eat and drink with their tails; Cowardly as a mouse is smart, luring a wolf into the house for stealing life. What's the use of having a backbone? Life is better than death, but also life! It's better to die than to live, and glory and wealth will be determined! The cunning Tian said shamelessly.

"Stealing a dog and a traitor, scourge the family and the country for 10,000 years! The broken corpse is difficult to relieve, and I immediately called you to see the king of Hades! After You Heng finished fighting back, he slapped the eagle on the back with his hand, and the eagle suddenly hissed and pounced on the cunning and other demons.

The demons were frightened, and were held down by the two claws of the leopard eagle, and begged for mercy: "Grandpa Eagle, Grandma Eagle, be merciful!" Be merciful! If you're hungry, we'll take you to eat fragrant meat, our meat is a bunch of stinky meat, and it stinks! Rather than you vomit nauseously after eating, you might as well let us go and eat with us! Please, please! ”

Seeing this, You Heng was really angry and laughing, and when he saw the cunning trembling like that, he shouted: "Take out your magic weapon!" ”

"Our magic weapon is this knee: kneel when you are scared! Push it and it falls! The so-called man has life under his knees, there are beauties under his knees, there is gold under his knees, and there is authority under his knees! The cunning said shamelessly, "The blessings are endless, the treasures are endless, and the pleasures are endless!" The afterlife is endless! ”

The anger on You Heng's face actually eased, the magic weapon of the cunning is too powerful! You Heng has to admit that in real life, there are indeed countless people like cunning who have exchanged a pair of soft knees for glory and wealth, even in the war years, and have lived for some more years with those soft knees. I think that if he Youheng also had that soft knee back then, he would not worry about obtaining glory and wealth under Cao Cao, how could there be a tragic encounter later. If that's the case, there may not be that You Heng in the Three Kingdoms who "An can break his eyebrows and bend his waist to make me unhappy"! In that case, there would be only one more knowledgeable strategist in Cao Ying, and in the sky of the entire Three Kingdoms, there would no longer be that meteor that ran through the rainbow and shimmered ancient and modern!

But all men in the world must not be as cartilous as this dog devil! If that were the case, Huaxia would have disappeared from the face of the earth long ago!

"There will be endless troubles!" You Heng was just a moment, and he woke up in an instant, he let out an angry roar, stretched out his right hand, and slapped the cunning in the face.