Chapter 4: The Immortal Pond
As if in a fairyland, the beautiful woman gazed at the magical scene and asked, "Immortal Master, how can you get such a view?"
"This is a paradise in the sky, and only those who are destined can see it. ”
Bang Zun stared at him stupidly and asked, "Immortal: What is the foolishness of placing the flesh and eggs in the lotus bush?"
The immortal master was not happy, so he asked the beauty to give good guidance: "Don't call the immortals, you have to call grandpa, and you can't say stupidity!"
The beauty didn't think so: "Immortal Master, the prince's brain is damaged, and after repair, it will be fine." ”
The immortal master likes beautiful women to talk, his eyes are beautiful, and a wisp of spring is waving in his heart, and he asks, "How old is the fairy?"
The beauty can't say a thousand years old, so she cleverly answered in a way: "Little girl fifteen, it is in the golden years, come here, feel relaxed and happy! Immortal Master, where does the scenery come from?"
There is a story here: at the beginning of Hongmeng, a lotus flower flew in, floating between heaven and earth, looking down on Pangu, and making a woman's laughter.
Pangu woke up, touched the stone, grabbed an axe, aimed at the lotus is an axe, and killed it......
The chaotic and ethereal nature gradually rises and falls, dividing into upper and lower, the upper part getting higher and higher, and the lower part falling to the bottom, becoming polarized......
Pangu looked up and involuntarily shouted, "God." Looking down, he naturally shouted, "Earth." ”
From then on, heaven and earth were separated, and Pangu was puzzled: "This axe is also amazing, then, where did it come from?" and shouted into the distance: "Master, where is it?"
No one appeared in the air, but a voice came: "Disciple, what's the matter?"
Pangu held his axe high and asked, "Master, what is this thing?"
The response was extremely strange: "The axe will not fall in the sky, it is a gift from the master, this thing is connected to the chaotic aura; ”
After Pangu opened the world, he disappeared into the eyes of the lotus girl. Then the lotus withered, and made a large disc, and sprinkled it in a place where there was water......
Looking for it, coming here, seeing that the lake is not big, separating the fruits in the plate, scattering them all, and watching the young shoots that emerge from the water, bending and turning into various expressions, bearing buds one by one, slowly blooming, overflowing with fragrance, turning into a large plate, year after year, the lotus pond is getting bigger and bigger, so that it develops to an infinite ......
When it got dark, the immortal master had no intention of hurrying, so he stood by the lotus pond, broke a large plate, and divided it into two halves, half for the honorable man, and half for the beautiful woman.
The beautiful woman took out a seed from her hand, opened it with her mouth, handed it to it, and taught: "This ...... it"
Without saying a word, the prince threw the bitten seed into the lotus pond and said, "How can you give food to people who have bitten it with your mouth, I don't want it!"
The beauty coaxed: "The feminine lotus seeds are more fragrant, kiss them in the future, and you will know." ”
"Oh, it's dirty, it's dirty!
However, the lotus seed thrown into the lotus pond, a bud came up from the water, twisted and turned, turned into a lotus flower, blooming, a woman sat in the middle of the flower, lotus hair, lotus leaf Xuanfu, stood up, little feet jumped, turned a few circles, and sang a moving song.
"Little Prince, welcome to the fairy land lotus pond! This is Er's home, and in front of everyone, you are not afraid of anything......
The singing is melodious and euphemistic, and the whole lotus pond is boiling......
In the distance, flocks of beautiful women appeared, singing and dancing with butterflies, flying ashore near and surrounding the prince, singing a moving song of lotus picking......
The little prince looked forward and backward, everyone had a small face, a high lotus head, wearing a colorful lotus robe, smiling and groaning......
"Bang Zun, you're all friends?"
"What is a friend?"
"It's intimate people. Come on, dance together!"
Bang Zun didn't have time to think about it, he was dragged by one of the women, sandwiched in the middle, jumped on the left, clicked on the right, and sang: "Friends come from afar, all the immortals celebrate together, tonight is a good night, the lotus pond is shining, and the white clouds are ...... accompany you."
The prince was very happy! The breeze blew, the lotus leaves rose and fell, as if the sound of the piano came, and the whole lotus surface was filled with sweet songs.
The immortal master asked, "Fairies: The prince was sucked by the flying man, how to heal his wounds?"
Suddenly, a woman flew out of the lotus pond, landed in front of the immortal master, shook the lotus pod with her hand and shouted, "This thing can be ......"
One of them, holding the hand of the Honorable Person, dragged it in front of him and kissed it: "This kind of healing is the best!"
Bang Zun rubbed his mouth vigorously, trying to wipe off the kiss marks, and felt that there was a woman's small mouth on it, which was extremely disgusting!
The immortal master shook his head and said, "No, medicine is needed to heal the wounds, and you are trying your best to find a solution, right?"
A mature fairy flew out of the lotus pond, stared at the brains of Bangzun, and smiled: "Where is the injury? ”
The fairies were in high spirits, flashed and burrowed into the prince's body......
Bang Zun suddenly felt a sigh, and the immortals came out of their eyes, stood in front of the immortal master and said, "The prince's brain is not damaged. ”
The immortal master was extremely surprised, this was seen with his own eyes, how could it be ......
One of the fairies was the most thoughtful: "Immortal Master, if you stab your brain with a bee sting, can you suck out the brain marrow?"
The immortal master awakened: "The bee sting is a solid thing, how can it suck into the medullary fluid?" Remove the dragon circle from the hilt of the sword, place the forehead of the emperor, and the picture of the brain melon is presented, and for a long time, no damage is found;
Speaker, the flying man is a goblin, a bee stings like a magic weapon, piercing the brain is not to suck the marrow, but also to ......
The other said, "The bee stinging instrument is empty, and the situation is cumbersome, and it cannot be judged......"
Another person said, "If you capture and study this person, you will be able to get the answer." ”
Then, the immortal master should know what the black mole on the forehead of Bangzun means?
The dragon figure was placed on the black mole, taken down and put in the air, and there was no answer to the black mole.
The beauty lost interest and stared at the immortal master in confusion: "What is the use of placing the flesh fetus in the lotus bush?"
The immortal master said secretively: "The lotus fairy is pleasant, and the fetal egg is stored here and will never decay." ”
The beautiful woman was silent, echoing the immortal master's words, and the void and the tailed snake avoided it......
Bang Zun asked: "There is a big supplement, why don't you cook it and eat it?"
The immortal master smiled: "Come here;
Hasn't Bang Zun been checking despite his many doubts, he still stands in front of the immortal master.
He dragged the prince's hand over, put his five fingers on the pulse, and for a long time, he knew that his left hand was the heart, liver and kidney, and his right hand was the lungs, spleen, and pericardium.
"Immortals, the eight veins are blocked and must be replenished, why do you hide your flesh eggs in the lotus?"
The immortal master roared with a gloomy face: "In the future, you must take care of the master, and you are not allowed to call the immortal sin; this immortal is thousands of years older than your father, and he must know how to be polite;
"Yes, immortal, remember. ”
The immortal master jumped into a rage and asked, "Beauty, why don't you change it?"
This is a big problem, the prince is a learner, and if he does not call the master, he will drop out of school. The beautiful woman went over, blew into Bang Zun's ear and said, "Okay!"
The immortal master finally calmed down, and he still had to take a test: "What is the Eight Veins of the Strange Meridian?"
Bang Zun had never heard of it, and his eyes moved to the beautiful woman's face and begged: "Sister, Xiangwu answers." ”