Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info At this time, in front of the TV, many people who scolded Zhuo Xiaowu yesterday had gloomy faces!

Zhuo Xiaowu, you're going crazy!

This time the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television was alarmed, do you want to continue to make such trouble?

What a work you are!

Death!

Scolding us? Soon you won't be able to scold!

Yes, yesterday the young master of Zhuo Men said that soon Zhuo Xiaowu's column will be taken off the shelves, and Zhuo Xiaowu will also be blocked by radio and television!

So give them a chance to make a name for themselves and step on Zhuo Xiaowu!

At this time, many people are waiting for Zhuo Xiaowu to be banned!

Inside the TV, Zhuo Xiaowu and Sister Lan continued to talk about cross talk!

Zhuo Xiaowu continued: "It is precisely because cross talk has such great energy that we want to talk about elegance, for example, we want to carry forward the great spirit of the Chinese nation, and we want to promote the greatness of our country!" ”

"Yo, how can this be promoted?" Sister Lan asked!

"Let's just say that there was an alien invasion, and then I saw a group of cross talk actors talking about the elegant spirit, and when I saw this great spirit, I was so frightened that I ran away, and from then on, the whole space could only see that group of cross talk actors talking about elegance in Balabala! Awesome! It's scary! The aliens are crying! ”

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter!

Although this paragraph has begun to be a little out of the category of cross talk, Temo is so funny!

Whether it's cross talk or not, just be able to laugh!

And Zhang Yigang and Ma San were so angry that they almost scolded their mothers!

Sister Lan smiled and said, "Hey, that's pretty scary!" ”

Zhuo Xiaowu said: "Yes, it's off topic, let's continue to come back and talk about elegance!" There is always a group of mentally retarded people, no, no, there is always a group of cross talk masters who criticize me! I can't say that cross talk can't be said like that, it has no spiritual connotation, it's too vulgar, I thought about it carefully, hey, it's such a reason! ”

Sister Lan smiled and said, "Yes!" You can still realize, yes! ”

At this time, even Xiaowen and the others, who were watching outside,

I couldn't help but hear a few scattered laughs!

A bunch of retards? It's so funny!

Zhuo Xiaowu continued: "So I realized that cross talk is to serve the people and bring spiritual connotation to the people, which is a noble art!" ”

Sister Lan nodded and said, "Well, that's a good point!" ”

Zhuo Xiaowu said: "Since cross talk is a noble art, then he has to go to the "stool" times! “

Sister Lan was stunned and smiled and said, "That's high-grade!" It's not a stool! ”

Zhuo Xiaowu said anxiously: "Can't! How can you be fooled? It's the stool times! ”

Sister Lan waved her hand and said, "Gotta get it!" Go to the bench every time! ”

At this time, Xiaowen and the others laughed back and forth, and a few laughers squatted down and covered their stomachs!

People in front of the TV were also clapping their legs and laughing!

Zhuo Xiaowu spoke seriously on TV, patted Sister Lan on the shoulder very heavily and said, "Sister Lan! Remember, cross talk is used to educate people, so we have a heavy burden on our shoulders! ”

Sister Lan also said seriously: "Yes! As a cross talk actor, we have to take care of ourselves! ”

"Be elegant!" Zhuo Xiaowu said!

"That's right! Be elegant! Sister Lan also nodded in praise!

"What is elegance? Elegance is the noble national connotation! Therefore, cross talk should not care whether the masses laugh or not, it is to promote elegance! Don't laugh? Ignore him! To be elegant is to stand in opposition to all mankind! At this time, Zhuo Xiaowu's words were sonorous and powerful!

There was no laughter in the audience at this sentence, but Ma San, Zhang Yigang, and Bai Lanlan just now all felt that their faces were hurt!

Cross talk is indeed about spiritual connotation, but the most important thing is to show it in a funny form!

The first thing is to be funny!

Vulgar? Vulgar? Kitsch? Three vulgarities?

In fact, none of their cross talk actors have talked about it!

At this time, Zhuo Xiaowu continued: "I remember yesterday a cross talk actor named Zhang Yigang criticized me and said that this cross talk is too vulgar, too rubbish, unsightly, se, okay!" Look at this master of Yigang, this is elegant, to be vulgar, but I still have a photo here, you can take a look! ”

"Huh? What photos? Sister Lan was also a little surprised, this is not in the lines!

Of course this is not there, it was Zhuo Xiaowu who used the puzzle system to search for it and handed it to Qingqing before the broadcast!

Qingqing cooperated very well with the picture in the TV column!

This picture is nothing else, it is the picture of Zhang Yigang sitting on the Beijing Radio that day peeking at Li Lihong's chest!

And the puzzle system is very powerful, and the most exciting scene of the official capture!

Zhang Yigang's obscene eyes, the corners of his mouth that drooled a little, and the slightly raised crotch!

This picture suddenly made Zhang Yigang in front of the TV feel like the sky was collapsing!

At this time, the audience in front of the TV was all screaming and scolding!

"Emma! Is this Master Zhang Yigang? ”

"! So obscene! ”

"Shame on Nyima!"

"Vulgar, what about Zhuo Xiaowu?"

"That's right! It's rubbish! ”

"This is a typical thief shouting to catch a thief!"

On TV, Zhuo Xiaowu began to praise loudly: "Look at it! Look at our elegant teacher Zhang Yigang, this pure saliva, this holy eyes, and the lively bird in the crotch of the pants that is about to spread its wings! Teacher Zhang Yigang, this is elegant! That's how elegant it is! Here's a tribute to Mr. Zhang Yigang! ”

At this time, Xiaowen and the others couldn't laugh straight!

Zhuo Xiaowu is a slap in the face and a fight to death!

There is no love at all!

Go crazy!

Still pure saliva? Holy eyes? A lively bird about to spread its wings?

Hahahaha!

All the listeners couldn't help but burst into laughter!

Only Zhang Yigang's angry face turned purple in front of the TV, and he directly clicked the TV and smashed it to the ground!

Zhang Yigang is finished!

This fame is home at this moment!

After his atmosphere, he sat on the sofa with a dead face!

No, the young master of Zhuo Men said that he blocked Zhuo Xiaowu, why hasn't the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television taken action yet?

At this time, Ma San's and other cross talk masters were also pale, and they were afraid for a while!

None of them have a black history!

Are you kidding?

Who doesn't have a black history?

Will Zhuo Xiaowu also pull the pigtails?

Sister Lan smiled on TV: "Hey! It's elegant enough! ”

Zhuo Xiaowu continued: "That's, you read the book w.ukans. In addition to Mr. Zhang Yigang, there is another teacher who is also very elegant, this teacher is Ma Sanma's predecessor who slammed my cross talk as a yellow joke yesterday!" This is the oldest celebrity in the cross talk industry! He's definitely elegant! ”

Sister Lan also said: "Yes, yes, yes! Teacher Ma San, that's for elegant people! ”

Ma San, who was white-bearded in front of the TV, watched this scene on the TV, his hands shook!

Nima!

Zhuo Xiaowu won't have his black history in his hands!

Ma San feels a little bad!

But Zhuo Xiaowu on TV smiled faintly and said: "Today, I really have to talk about elegance with the people who scolded me for being vulgar yesterday!" ”

Sister Lan also whispered, "Hmm! Talk about them one by one! ”