Chapter 100: The Past of the Wicked (I)

The monkey did not rush inside, but led the people to visit the surrounding houses while walking, and even led the people into the courtyard when they were interested.

At this moment, the yard of the house it walked into was not large, only less than twenty square meters, but it was neatly tied, all kinds of sundries were neatly stacked, and there were a few peach trees planted in the corner.

When they came in, several men were eating around a table, and when they saw the monkey, the people inside were taken aback, and hurriedly threw down the dishes and chopsticks, went to bring the table and chairs, and let the monkey sit down on the top before saying: "Brother Monkey is actually coming to our house, we have nothing to prepare, it is really rude, uh, our brother went to catch a few pheasants in the morning, and one of them is still stewed in the pot, I will go and bring it immediately, get a few more snacks, and have a good drink." ”

The monkey did not refuse, apparently not the first time he had done such a thing, and the group had to sit around the table with him.

The host quickly brought up dishes such as braised pheasant, fried peanuts, shredded potatoes, and stewed chicken with mushrooms, which made Zhao Chun a little suspicious, whether they had already gotten the news that the monkey was coming, so they were ready early.

Later, Zhao Chuncai learned from Scar that because the monkey has a problem with private visits, often others visit during or after eating, and it likes to drink, if there is no appetizer, it does not drink well, and the consequences are very serious, so after experiencing more times, the village has formed an unwritten rule, that is, prepare more semi-finished ingredients every day, once the monkey suddenly visits, you can make excellent and fragrant dishes in a short period of time to entertain it, with the monkey's anxious character, it is impossible to wait too long。

"Let's eat together, it's still the old rule, whoever loses the drink will walk around the bottom of the gourd. As soon as the monkey said this, the faces of the people who invited it to drink suddenly turned ugly.

Laura asked, puzzled, "What's the place at the bottom of the gourd?" Are you afraid of that place?"

Scar whispered to her, "It's a cemetery, and every now and then there will be some supernatural events, and we don't want to go to that place." ”

Laura pursed her lips and didn't speak again. But Zhao Chun guessed the code with the owner of the house, and after a few glasses of wine, he began to gossip again, and asked a man with a mole on his forehead next to him: "This big brother, are they all your own brothers?

The man with the mole on his forehead secretly glanced at the monkey, and it wasn't until Zhao Chun assured him that the monkey would not interfere in this matter before he said, "Actually, we are not brothers, we are the stewards of a chamber of commerce." Eight years ago, our Chamber of Commerce bought a batch of goods from the Keyun tribe, and there was a mysterious item in it, which was designated by the Black Ice Tribe, but the vice president of our Chamber of Commerce took a fancy to that item, so he secretly hid the item. In order not to expose himself, he blamed us for the loss of the belongings and told us to take the blame, and we were exiled to the Black Forest, although we were not immediately executed. ”

"If I have a contract, as long as you sign it, you can go outside, but only if you have to serve in my army for two years, and if you have an accident during this period, I can arrange for someone to help you kill the vice president and correct your name, are you willing?" Zhao Chun began to sell his contract again.

"What?" the man with the black mole was taken aback and looked at the monkey with some horror.

"See what I'm doing, decide your own business. But I was also fooled by him. The monkey drank a glass of wine and chewed on a peanut.

The black mole man immediately looked at Zhao Chun with admiration, his eyes were full of little stars of worship, as if to say, big brother, you are really a model for my generation, even the ultimate killer like the devil - Brother Monkey has been fooled properly, in the Valley of the Wicked, as long as the name of Brother Monkey is reported, it has the magical effect of stopping crying in the middle of the night!

"I signed, signed!" the black mole man hurriedly said, looking at Zhao Chun eagerly with his eyes.

"Damn, can you have a bit of discipline? I said it, this guy's best thing is flickering, even I was fooled by him, you ...... Did you get into the water in your head, and you rushed to send it to others to fool you, and the taste of being fooled by others was very enjoyable, right?"

But Zhao Chun shouted and said, "Monkey, what do you want to do?"

The monkey suddenly withered like a frosted eggplant. I drank five glasses of wine in one go, ate half a roast chicken, and a plate of peanuts.

The black mole man was also scared enough, but after seeing Zhao Chun so powerful, he dispelled his worries and signed a contract with Zhao Chun with several of his brothers.

In addition to stipulating that they need to serve in Zhao Chun's army for two years in exchange for being free from the Valley of the Wicked, there is also an additional loan clause, that is, the system lends him some spiritual power to help him become a low-level monk, and he needs to pay ten points of business talent and three points of luck.

Although he didn't know exactly what Zhao Chun wanted these things for, it was just an add-on, and he didn't really care, didn't he just serve in his army for two years? What's so difficult about this? What's more, he suddenly became a low-level monk that everyone envied, what else was there to be dissatisfied?

Seeing that Zhao Chun was so able to fool people, the monkey was in no mood to eat and drink anymore, so he immediately led everyone to the next village.

Most of the people in this village have been wronged, and they are not really wicked, it wants to let Zhao Chun see the real wicked, if he can get rid of such wicked people, then ......

This real village of the wicked is located in the middle of the Valley of the Wicked, that is, the narrow waist of the gourd.

The environment here is worse than before, often inexplicably blowing strong winds, resulting in serious desertification of the land, many crops have just been planted, and they are blown away by the wind, so the people of this village are not to say that they live a rich life without worrying about food and clothing like those villages in the front, even if they can eat or not is a big problem. But they couldn't help it, because if they stole it, they would be killed by the monkeys.

"Lord Monkey, you have to be my master, yesterday when I went hunting in the mountains, that dead pervert, dead thief came to disturb me again, and he not only touched me, but also tricked a pheasant I had just hunted. Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Chun and the others entered the entrance of the village, a big man with a face full of meat, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a beard standing upside down on his face like a steel needle came forward to complain.

As far as I know, although Ruhua is an adulterous thief, before entering the Black Forest, he had five years of disguising himself as a woman and infiltrating women's boudoirs, female student dormitories, and other places to carry out flower-picking activities, committing 18 crimes, and victimizing nearly 50 women, but after he was caught, he has been subjected to special treatment and has lost the ability of a normal man, so how can he still harass you? What's more, a big man like you, can't even beat a person who has lost the ability of a normal man?" Although the monkey was brutal, he was not a mediocre person, and he immediately saw the problem.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, a person who looked very much like a woman, both in dress and behavior, came to everyone with a fragrant wind.

"Lord Monkey, wronged, before the 'Iron Tower' brother said that as long as I give him a live pheasant every day, he will be good to me, so I now go to the mountains every morning to hunt pheasants with my unique skills, there are many pheasants here and stupid, much easier to deceive than the women outside, I can catch as much as I want to eat every day, the same as my own home. But I didn't expect him to take my pheasant today, but he didn't make love to me, and came to complain......" This lewd thief who looks like a woman said in a delicate tone, which is better than Hua Dan who sings.

"Damn, your taste is really heavy enough, this 'Iron Tower' brother has more than a dozen lives in his hands, and he has also killed an official's full door, and has eaten people's hearts, like such a cold-blooded, cruel and heavy-tasting scumbag, you can also do it? The monkey said coldly.

Hearing this, Laura finally couldn't help but vomit, Nima, what kind of place is this, although this place is called the Valley ......of the Wicked, but these people are too evil, right? And such a wicked person, like a weak woman, ran to complain to the monkey!

"Hey, there's a beautiful woman in the Valley of the Wicked. actually vomited, tell me, who did such a lack of morality, actually let such a beautiful woman vomit. Sister, don't be afraid, as long as you are in the Valley of the Wicked for a day, your sister will cover you. As he spoke, the thief twisted his waist and walked towards Laura, seemingly completely oblivious to the fact that the elder brother of the 'Iron Tower' had wronged him.

"Get out, die. Even Zhao Chun couldn't stand him anymore and kicked him a few meters away.

"Haha, Brother Monkey is here in a big way, and he is disappointed, and he hopes to forgive his sins. As the voice came, a man with a fat head and big ears walked over, accompanied by several other men.

The monkey frowned and said, "Fat pig, how did you become the village chief? As soon as I came here, two people complained to me, don't you usually care?"

The fat-headed and big-eared man said with a bitter face: "Brother Monkey doesn't know how hard it is for us to be the village head, our village is already poor, and many people haven't eaten for several days, but they used to be extremely vicious guys outside, killing people and setting fires are just the most common, once they feel that they are going to be starved to death, God knows what they will do." ”

"Hmph, don't pretend to me, who doesn't know that you fat pig is the best person at doing business? How many families and wives have been forced to break up, and how many innocent girls have been forced to become prostitutes by you? How many people have starved to death by hoarding food, arms, and land outside, and how many people have lost their land by your cunning. If it weren't for the fact that you finally offended the young master of a powerful tribe and were caught and exiled here by them, I don't know how many hurtful things you would have done. The monkey said angrily, "Even in the Valley of the Wicked, you are not at ease, you have won over a group of people through various means, and you have hoarded a lot of food through various means, the reason why I did not touch you is because there is still a place where you can be used, you don't want to take an inch." ”

As soon as the monkey said this, the cold sweat of the fat-headed and big-eared man suddenly flowed down, it seems that this master is a person who understands, and knows everything, but he pities his little bit of caution, I thought it was very secretive, and I didn't know it. Even if it was detected in the end, it did not violate the rules of the Valley of the Wicked, and it was a marginal game. However, this evil man's valley is the master who has the final say, if he really angers him, he doesn't care what the rules are, and it is only at his heart that he wants to die. Although he doesn't care about the lives of others, he cares a lot about his own life.