55 - Cats, dogs and puppets with snakes journey II
"Won't you be fat..."Kakashi smiled kindly at the shopkeeper who was afraid of ninjas, then looked at Shizue Uchiha and asked. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What do you have to do with me being fat?" Obviously not happy, the Uchiha Shizune, who had just been looked at with that kind of eyes, said sarcastically with thin anger.
Although I used to stare at women's private parts with such lustful eyes when I was a man, I wanted to vent my unhappiness and disgust when I was the one being looked at first.
Finding a table and sitting down, she ordered Kakashi to summon two other root ninjas and ninja cats to come over for a meal, but not long after she spoke, two figures appeared in front of her, and it turned out that they had been sneaking in the shadows to protect themselves.
On the other side, Kakashi, who didn't need Uchiha Shizu's permission to sit down at all, sat down beside her and then ignored the other two root ninjas who were his teammates.
"Fan, letter, don't stand stupidly, let's sit down and eat together." Uchiha Shizune looked at the two people standing silently beside him, and opened his mouth to order.
The restaurant is a little smaller, but the clean and tidy furnishings and the old and somewhat antique decoration have enhanced the atmosphere of the whole restaurant more than a little.
The four of them sat down in a circle with the newly arrived coachman ninja cat, and on the table in their center was a barbecue dinner that was already on the table.
"Meow~ Thank you, Lord Jing." In any case, in a sense, the ninja cat people who are a little picky usually eat dry food, and they are rarely willing to spend money on themselves.
For example, they will only pay 50 yen for a dough cake when they have 10,000 yen on them, and they will never just go to a restaurant and buy this expensive grilled eel. Should it be said that the budget-conscious ninja cat clan is worthy of being the smartest psychic beast in the ninja world?
Creatures with self-control who can suppress their desires are probably the only race besides humans.
Uchiha Shizune looked at the ninja cat who was happily nibbling on the grilled eel on the outside and tender on the inside, and said with a smile: "Doesn't the cat mother-in-law usually give you pocket money to buy food, Lu Xiu?" ”
Among the three people around, Fan and Shin were eating in silence, not interested in the conversation between Shizune Uchiha and Shinobi Cat at all, while Kakashi pricked up his ears to ask what this psychic beast clan that had been making money in the ninja world but hadn't seen how to spend it was doing.
Lu Xiu, who was originally happily gnawing on the grilled eel, his face instantly became a little bitter, he swallowed the fish meat in his mouth and said, "Lord Jing, you should know the reproductive desire and reproductive ability of our ninja cat clan, right?" As ninja cats used by ninjas, we were all taught by the clan not to be kept privately like ordinary cats.
And the result of this is that a cat mother who gives birth to seven children a year has no money to support her children, so the cat mother-in-law has been saving money to reduce the burden on the female cats in the clan and find ways to control the **** of the clan cats. ”
“……”
I really didn't expect the ninja cats to slam the door because of this reason Uchiha Shizun and Kakashi both held their foreheads a little helplessly, and then ate in a muffled voice, and stopped asking Lu Xiu about the things that annoyed it.
Indeed, as a ninja cat who have already enlightened their minds and have intelligence comparable to that of humans, the only way may be to do ligation, but... I heard that there was a time in the ninja world where most of the male cats of the ninja clan disappeared as if they were on a collective strike, and it took a long time to reappear.
Presumably because of family planning, there was an emotional rebellion, right?
The ninja cats who would rather be poor than do that kind of thing are really tough in a sense...
Thinking like this, Uchiha quietly took a few bites of rice indecently, and his mouth was stuffed with fragrant and tender grilled chicken, like the reincarnation of a starving ghost.
Looking at Shizue Uchiha, who was obviously extremely beautiful from appearance to figure, but ugly, Kakashi said a little helplessly: "Eat slowly and no one will rob you, don't just eat meat, eat some vegetables." ”
"There is your saliva on the greens, don't eat it." Uchiha Shizune looked at the green vegetables that Kakashi had picked up with disgust, and quickly pushed his chopsticks with his own chopsticks to send the green vegetables back.
“……”
So, why are you so gentle sometimes, and why do you suddenly dislike me so much... Kakashi, who couldn't figure it out, could only blame it on the trauma she had suffered on the night of the extermination, and what she said the Ten Tails had done to her.
Silently putting the chopsticks back, Kakashi lost his appetite a little, he pulled open the mask and ate the bowl of rice at a great speed, then put the mask back on, waiting for the three of them and the cat to finish eating.
Angry? No, is it just because of that he gets angry? The Uchiha thought as he ate quietly and in a muffled voice, but he couldn't understand what Kakashi was thinking at this moment.
Deciding to make amends, she raised her hand and tore a piece of chicken and handed it to Kakashi's mouth, looking at him with an apologetic expression.
“……”
Did she do it now out of fear that her friend would get angry, or was she worried about losing my useful subordinate?
Kakashi, who didn't want to think about this aspect of the matter anymore, simply ignored Shizune Uchiha, reached out and took out his little yellow book and read it silently.
And Uchiha Shizu, who has rarely suffered losses in Kakashi, was also not discouraged, and instantly thought of how to remedy this overindulgence, she said: "Fan, Xin, Lu Xiu close his eyes, he is not allowed to open his eyes without my order." ”
"Yes." x3
After checking to see if all three of them had really closed their eyes, the Uchiha shook his head and motioned for the shopkeeper to get away, and then... With a light smile, he took the yakiniku strip in his mouth and squeezed it towards Kakashi.
“!!!”
Kakazang, who understood what she was going to do, had a little red face under the mask, and he spread his hands and said helplessly: "I eat it myself, I eat it myself." ”
“……”
And Shizune Uchiha, who completely ignored his surrender, closed her eyes and waited for him to come and take the chicken from her mouth. This made Kakashi a little distressed and a little...
Expect.
I hope it's no longer the same prank as when I was at the Butterfly Barbecue...?
Kakashi, who was a little shy and a little afraid of being teased by her again, took off the mask on his face and leaned over.
"Hmm..."The chicken that was torn off by Shizuzu Uchiha was a small piece of chicken breast, and the distance between the two of them was tight for only one bite before they touched each other.
Looking at the shy and surprised look of the girl in front of him, Kakashi confirmed.
The other party likes himself, otherwise he would not often make that kind of move to seduce himself. Aware of this, he was inexplicably happy and scared.
He was afraid that Shizune Uchiha hadn't let go of that thought, and even more afraid that if she did something at that time, she would let herself be forced to kill her by Hokage's orders.
His joy at this moment was completely gone, yes.
He's scared...