Chapter 205: Dirty Talk
Why did things evolve into the way they are now, Zhao Yu didn't understand the situation at all. But he knew one thing very well, that was the two people in front of him - Qian Hao and Shen Jun. They could have an earth-shattering fight.
"Sister Mengting! they ...... They ......," Jiang Jingwen still screamed uneasily.
But Shen Mengting didn't even pay attention to it, she just lowered her head as if she was holding her breath. Zhao Yu found that her body seemed to be twitching, and some green tendons were exposed at her temples.
What? Could it be that she was angry? Zhao Yudun was a little puzzled.
"Dog, I didn't think you would have to fight with me when we first met!" Qian Hao's hand had already pulled the bowstring. That is, in the next instant, an arrow of light was revealed.
"Dog's head, you're going to fight me!" the corners of Shen Jun's mouth kept twitching.
"Come on, stupid!"
"What are you talking about!
"Ah, I'm a stupid, aren't you the son of a fool?"
"Doghead, you're looking for death!"
"I'm going to die, you brute!"
Before they knew it, the two began cursing at each other again. Zhao Yu was a little dazed by them, he really couldn't understand why the two of them, who were laughing and talking just now, became enemies who wanted to use knives and guns?
And what made him even more incomprehensible was that Shen Mengting actually stood in place and didn't move. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't this woman be jealous and hateful to stop it?
What is this? What happened just now made Zhao Yu a little confused.
Qian Hao and Shen Jun continued to confront each other, they stared at each other, as if a little wind and grass would make the atmosphere rise a lot.
"Come on!" Shen Jun should hold the sword with one hand, but his free arm was not idle, and he quickly flipped his palm at Qian Hao.
"Come on!" As soon as he finished speaking, Qian Hao rushed towards Shen Jun.
But what puzzled everyone who watched was that Qian Hao did not use the light arrow of the longbow towards Shen Jun. Even, when he was about to rush to Shen Jun, Qian Hao actually let go of the hand that pulled the bowstring.
Shen Jun was not idle at all, and surprisingly he did not swing his sword to slash people, but reinserted the sword into the scabbard. He rushed forward to meet Qian Hao and ran.
Both of them were on the verge of colliding into each other. During this period, Qian Hao fortunately put away the longbow.
Almost everyone present was stunned, and they were stunned by what they were doing.
Then, there was a burst of 'hey, hey, haha' sounds. Qian Hao and Shen Jun, who walked in front of each other, kept interacting and touching each other's arms. The speed of their attack was slight and slow, and there was no murderous spirit at all. No, I should say that there is not even a bit of cheering up that it should have.
First the hands and forearms kept in touch, and then the knees bumped against each other. Then, they didn't even let go of their backs, and turned their backs to each other. The back also collided.
Their eyes were a little confused, as if they had lost their souls. Zhao Yu had a feeling that they were evil.
In the end, they jumped together and bumped into each other's bodies, and the two actually showed a bizarre smile. It seemed like they hadn't laughed in a long time, and now it had a kind of spilling out.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
"Hehehe...... Hehehe......"
The two were laughing at each other. Suddenly, as if it had been discussed, the two of them stretched out their arms at the same time. After clenching into a fist in exchange, both of them instantly showed a smile of relief.
"Good brother!
"Yes, I'm here! How have you been doing in Gunma for the past few years?"
The moment the two put down their hands, they both hugged each other affectionately. They hugged each other tightly, still patting each other on the back.
"Good brother!"
"Good brother!"
Qian Hao and Shen Jun's abnormal behavior provoked the whispers of the rest. They all wondered what was going on, when they were about to fight, and then they suddenly reconciled.
Shen Mengting was still twitching the corners of her mouth, and her eyes were tightly closed. In fact, from just now, she realized that the two had no intention of fighting. They just scolded fiercely, but the internal aura was not ignited at all. In other words, everything they have just made up is just an illusion.
Shen Mengting was extremely angry, she was very dissatisfied with Qian Hao's hip-hop behavior.
"Huh, Sister Mengting, they?" Jiang Jingwen pointed ahead in a daze.
Shen Mengting quickly opened her eyes, but her eyes were still full of anger, "Don't pay attention to them!"
The trainees in the trial ground were also puzzled, and one of them walked over and asked.
"Coach, you ...... this."
Shen Jun immediately came back to his senses, he left Qian Hao's embrace, but hooked Qian Hao's neck with a hand, "You don't know!
"Yes, yes, me and your coach...... Oh! No, I should say that there is a unique way to meet this idiot. Qian Hao's face was full of smiles, "That is, scolding each other for being happy, and then hugging each other with a smile!"
"Huh, and this greeting?"
"Of course! Me and him! It's been like this since childhood!" Shen Jun cocked a finger and poked at Qian Hao beside him. "Right, stupid!" Shen Jun smiled toothy at Qian Hao's chin.
"Yes! We've been like this since we were kids. Because only in this way can we reflect our precious friendship!What do you think? Silly fork!" Qian Hao also responded unrelentingly. He even used one side of his shoulder to hit Shen Jun next to him.
"I think it's good!
"If you think it's good, let's keep it like this!
"Trash!"
"Rubbish!"
"Silly fork!"
"Huh?" Somehow, Qian Hao suddenly frowned. He also pushed away Shen Jun next to him, "Hey, stupid fork, I just talked about it, okay?"
"Oh?" Shen Jun was lost in thought, "Did you say anything about Silly Fork?" He still looked at his students, and he was wandering his gaze. Seeing the students nodding reluctantly, Shen Jun instantly raised his index finger in relief, "Then I'll scold you for being an idiot!"
"Okay!
"Idiot!"
"Pigs!"
"Wha......ha
"Hahaha......"
......
Zhao Yu was already completely stunned, he didn't seem to know Qian Hao anymore. However, standing in the center of the hall is indeed Qian Hao.
But......
Zhao Yu's jaw was falling, and he was thinking about where the two were playing?
Qian Hao and Shen Jun were still laughing, and their bodies fell back.
"Coach!"
"Okay!" Shen Jun quickly closed his mouth when he saw that a student was calling his name. He stretched out his hand to Qian Hao again. It's just that this time it stretched out to the other party's back, and after patting it on the back, Shen Jun came out as an introducer, "Now I'll introduce you little cubs!"
The hand was directly forced, and Qian Hao was gently pushed forward.
"This is my good brother for many years! His name is Qian Hao! He is an archer and archer! As we all know, he is a dog! And he is a leper dog!"
Seeing someone introduce himself like this, Qian Hao was not angry, but on the contrary, he smiled and squinted at the person next to him, "Hey! Why are you this kind of word again!"
"Don't you like it too, idiot!"
"Ahh
The two began their unique way of communicating again.
"Ahh
Seeing this, Qian Hao immediately put on an elegant pose, and his arms were still floating in mid-air.
"That's right! This silly fork is my good friend. Oh! No, we should say that we are brothers! We grew up together. ”
"Yes, yes, I grew up together!" Qian Hao agreed.
"Oh, is that so?" the rabbit-toothed man wondered.
"Chen Cheng, don't doubt it, this dog is my brother!" Shen Jun confirmed.
It turned out that the person who would show his rabbit teeth when he laughed was named Chen Cheng! Zhao Yu's mouth was bulging into a balloon.
"Really?" Chen Cheng rolled his eyes, "But I haven't heard you mention it before!"
As soon as the student said this, Qian Hao's smiling face stiffened, "Huh?" Qian Hao moved his eyes towards Shen Jun in a daze, "Didn't you mention me at all?" As he spoke, Qian Hao showed a 'sad' look again, "That's really...... It's not a good taste!"
"Oh! Qian Hao! What is there to mention here. I've only been in contact with the students here for half a year! It's normal not to mention it. ”
"Really?"
"Hey, when did you become like this, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, do you want me to mention it, a big man, why are you so entangled in whether anyone has mentioned you!"
Qian Hao touched his nose, "How can I be entangled!"
"Alright! Alright! It's rare for us to get together!come!" Shen Jun grabbed Qian Hao's neck. However, because Qian Hao was a little long, Shen Jun had to stand on tiptoe, "Where to go for a drink!"
"Let's have a drink later!" Qian Hao pulled Shen Jun's arm away, "I still have something to tell you?"
"Hmm, what's the matter?" the smile on Shen Jun's face disappeared.
Not to mention anything else, as long as that Shen Jun raised his face seriously, Zhao Yu always felt that this person was like a big wolf dog.
Just when Qian Hao wanted to answer, Shen Jun seemed to suddenly think of something. He slammed his neck forward and looked at Qian Hao with a puzzled gaze.
"By the way, Qian Hao, why did you suddenly come to Gunma Town? Remember the last time you said goodbye...... It's been two years!"
"Aha!" Qian Hao stretched out three fingers in embarrassment, "Three years!" With a slight cough, he repeated the words, "It's three years!
"Wow, it's been three years! So we haven't seen each other for more than three years!"
"Yes, it's been three years!" Qian Hao straightened his chest, and his breath was squeezed out of his chest, "How are you doing in Gunma Town?"
"Why did it become that you asked me questions again?" Shen Jun suddenly frowned. But it didn't take long for him to answer the question, "How am I doing in Gunma Town?
"Oh! You're so good now! You're going to be a coach in the proving ground!" Qian Hao began to applaud, "Yes! I haven't congratulated you yet! Alas! It's a pity! I didn't have time to congratulate you when you became a coach! Now I'll congratulate you!"
"You leper dog, give me less!" Shen Jun shook his hand angrily.
"Hey, what are you doing, I'm happy for you from the bottom of my heart, okay!"
"What's so nice about that! It's just a proving ground instructor! Oh! Actually! I didn't want to be this coach. But now the market is also moving, at least the coach is an iron job, so I can do it reluctantly!"
"Heh! Haha! You're so good at using this 'reluctantly'!"
"Qian Hao! In fact, with your strength, you can be a coach. Oh! By the way, an instructor from the archer class next door is going to be assigned to another place, you can try it out!" Shen Jun had a thief's smile on his face as he spoke.
With an upward 'sigh', Qian Hao also raised his arm, "Excuse me! Excuse me, you should know me, I will never stay in the same place for long!"
After speaking, Qian Hao pursed his lips as if he was constipated. He remembers a time when he had been in a place for two years and he had a rash all over his body. Therefore, he categorically would not go to work in an iron rice bowl and waste his youth in a certain town.
"Well, I understand, I understand, I naturally know best. You look at each other for free!" Shen Jun smiled thiefily again.
"Hey, I said brother, it's almost winter, don't you feel cold like this?"
After Qian Hao said this, Shen Jun remembered that he was still shirtless. He immediately trembled and hugged himself tightly with both hands.
"Oh! it's cold!" he said as quickly as he ran to the left side of the hall, where a blue shirt sat on the back of a chair.
Neatly put on his clothes, Shen Jun still let out trembling words in his mouth, "Okay! Qian Hao! If you have anything to say, just say it!" When he finished dressing, he returned to Qian Hao, "What are you doing in Gunma Town? You suddenly ran to the testing ground? You shouldn't be here to travel, right?"
"And ah......" Shen Jun slowly twisted his neck, and the target he was facing was the group of people standing at the door, "Who are they?
For some reason, when Shen Jun looked at Zhao Yu and Jiang Jingwen, they were all swept away. And when his eyes fell on Shen Mengting, it was a straight gaze. Especially the giant sword behind Shen Mengting, although the giant sword was behind Shen Mengting, the protruding upper body of the sword still made Shen Jun feel a little surprised.
Shen Mengting noticed this phenomenon, and her eyes immediately glanced backwards.
"Ahh ”
"Wow! There are two more girls! Qian Hao! You are getting more and more attractive!" Shen Jun hooked the corners of one side of his mouth, and the tiger teeth in it were also exposed, "Then let's talk about it!"
"What's the matter......" Qian Hao clenched his hands into a fist and kept rubbing each other, "I think I'll talk about it later!
Qian Hao was about to speak, and even stretched out his arm to Shen Mengting and his party. But at this moment, Shen Jun suddenly raised his hand to stop it.
"Wait a minute!" Shen Jun turned to face his trial ground students, "It's time for school now!
The students still didn't seem to understand, but Shen Jun was still giving orders in his own way.
"You're still shitting! It's out of school, aren't you going home yet?" In addition to the excitement, Shen Jun's mouth squirted saliva, "Usually as long as you get to this point, don't you all run faster than anyone else?"
"Ahh
"Yes, it's very energetic, after all, it's young!" Shen Jun shook his shoulder.
"Oh! By the way, what the hell was going on just now! Why are they fighting you with their swords?" Qian Hao's mouth seemed to be chewing something, and his face was even more like he was tasting food.
Shen Mengting, who was standing at the door, stayed standing, and she even shook her calves irritably. She felt a little indignant at being left out. However, because she wanted to give Qian Hao some face, she didn't say it directly.
'Good boy!' Shen Mengting glared angrily at Qian Hao, who was facing away from them at the moment.
Shen Jun explained to Qian Hao why that strange thing happened just now.
"Here's the thing!" Shen Jun shrugged his shoulders, "We're playing a mock quiz!"
"Mock quizzes?"
"That's right!" Shen Jun said in an emphasis, "Those little cubs! they all think that they have achieved something in their studies, and they actually want to challenge me." So I made a mock quiz and assumed I was their enemy and let them attack me. The result is ......"
Shen Jun didn't continue to say the next words, but the results were already obvious. Just now, their swords were directly cut off by Shen Jun. Of course, at that time, Shen Jun only used thirty percent of his strength.
Some of the students seemed to be quite unconvinced, but they couldn't come up with a word of rebuttal.
Zhao Yu thought that the situation just now was like this, no wonder those students were still spitting out 'threatening words' one by one.
"That's the way it is!" Shen Jun twitched the corners of his mouth, and shook his head with disdain.
"Okay! Let's all go back! Come back tomorrow!" Seeing that the student was still silent, Shen Jun clapped his palms again, "Go back quickly! Your parents are still waiting at home! If you don't want to go back, then you all stay until the evening, work overtime and train together!"
Hearing that they were going to stay until the evening, the students began to move. One by one, they all turned to leave the building. It's just that there are still complaints in their mouths, and many of them are dissatisfied with Shen Jun's direct cutting of their swords.