Chapter 91: Sweet and ridiculous
The Pure Altar Messenger, Hongshan, and Mu Guiying all jumped into the Bee Mountain, but they didn't see the Dou Victory Buddha come in, and the Pure Altar Envoy was anxious: "Senior brother, why don't you come in yet?" Can you eat honey by staying outside? ”
"Haha, junior brother, I won't eat honey, you guys, find honey, junior brother enjoy it." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info brother has something to go. After fighting the Buddha, he disappeared.
"It's really becoming more and more impersonal to be a Buddha, okay, you grandson monkey, send me in and leave it alone!" The Pure Altar Messenger said angrily, "It seems that you still toss me, right?" I don't believe you don't have honey! If there are bears to eat, there is no wild boar to eat? ”
Hongshan and Mu Guiying snickered, but to be honest, Mu Guiying really only prepared enough honey for bears to eat, and it was really gone.
"Strategist, this Pure Altar Messenger really has a heart, and even I didn't think if there was any honey left." Hongshan whispered, "Where did you get that honey from?" If you know that you will meet the messenger of the Pure Altar, it is better to get more. ”
"I bought it all from the market at my expense." Mu Guiying said.
"You bought it from the human market? Are you saying that you went to the world in person? Where did you get the money? Are you incarnated into the world? Hongshan asked mysteriously.
"Let's talk about these later, marshal, at present, it is you, the generalissimo, to talk to the messenger of the Pure Altar, don't snub others." Mu Guiying nodded.
"This, this, I want to vomit when I see him like a pig." Hongshan lowered his voice and said, "I have become the messenger of the Pure Altar, and I will not change my image." ”
"He's a great god!" Mu Guiying felt that Hongshan was a little too ignorant, but he couldn't teach the marshal a lesson, so he had to enlighten in a low voice, "It's the Buddha who fights to defeat the Buddha and let him do us a great favor, or you have to face thousands of pigs' heads, won't you vomit out your heart, liver, and five internal organs?" ”
"That's right." Hongshan turned his face to the Pure Altar Messenger and said, "Messenger, you are an ambassador!" If you want to eat it, you have to eat the finest wild honey! The two of us have to touch your light too! ”
"Ahh Seeing that the two beauties followed, the messenger of the pure altar was really sweeter than eating honey, "I am the messenger of the pure altar, pay for the world's food, if you follow me from now on, it will not only be the best wild honey, but also the life of fairy peaches, I can also let you eat enough!" ”
"Then if you break the rules of heaven again and beat you into the belly of the pig again, won't you bury the way of the messenger of the Pure Altar in vain?" Hongshan deliberately scoffed.
"This, this, I can't suffer that twice!" The messenger of the Pure Altar said ashamedly, "Thank you, little lady, for reminding me, thank you!" Look at that big hive! There must be honey in it! ”
The three shook off the bees all over their bodies, and then fell all over their bodies. Hongshan swung his sword to cut open the hive, and the honey flowed out. With a wave of his hand, the messenger of the altar conjured up a large round bottle and filled it with honey.
As they walked back, they saw a vicious swarm of bees come back and cover them, and this is revenge! You can't shake it off. If the layers are thick enough, it's hard to even breathe!
"In a little while, our lives are in danger! Who's going to save us? Hongshan shouted and swung his sword.
"I'm carrying this bottle of honey, and before I go down the mountain, I'm afraid I'll die! I can't imagine that people die for money, and I die for honey! I can't imagine that my Pure Altar Messenger will be destroyed by these little things all over the world! ”
I saw Mu Guiying's right hand reaching into her coat pocket, and a trumpet-shaped device was held in her hand, she squatted down, put some branches in it, lit it with a match, and suddenly a puff of smoke erupted from the horn mouth. Mu Guiying shook it with his hand, and sprayed it on the Pure Altar Messenger and Hongshan, and there were bursts of smoke, only to see Qunfeng fleeing in a hurry, and even the bee swarm on Mu Guiying's own body smelled the smoke and fled.
"Let's go!" Hongshan praised Mu Guiying while urging and said, "Strategist, you are really a god!" We're in such a desperate situation! What's this thing in your hand? So powerful? ”
"Yes, I haven't seen it before."
"It's called a smoke smoker, and it's designed to repel bees." Mu Guiying said.
"So, we've conquered this bee mountain?" Hongshan smiled and said, "With this net suit, you can casually enter the bee colony to provoke them; With this smoke speaker, you can let them go at any time. It's called - come and go when you are called! ”
"The marshal reacted really fast!" Mu Guiying said.
"You said you were in a bee colony, so if you leave this place, how do you summon the bees to come?" The Altar Purifier asked.
"yes, that's a problem. Strategist, you must have an idea. "Hongshan Road.
"Then we'll improve this net garment and sew it from sweeter materials, or we'll just decorate it with fragrant flowers." Mu Guiying said.
"I can't imagine you woman is so resourceful! It's so much more powerful than the banshees we met when we learned the scriptures! The Pure Altar Envoy looked at Mu Guiying with admiration, "I mean what I say, now I will go back to Pig Mountain and tell the descendants to go, and they will obey you unconditionally in the future!" ”
"Don't forget to pick two capable offspring to report to Turtle Mountain." Hongshan explained to the messenger of the pure altar. "Goodbye, Pure Altar Messenger, there will be no time in the future."
"What? Will there be no time after that? I'll never see you two beauties again? The messenger of the Pure Altar, who had walked out of a large section, opened his mouth and said.