Chapter 49: Mystery and Mystery Again
Hongzhi was intoxicated by the song and dance of the neon clothes and feathers taught by Yang Yuhuan and the ancient tap dance taught by Xi Shi, and envied Hongshan, she Hongshan is also a daughter, but she is trying to learn some drunken boxing and Jeet Kune Do, how unsightly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hongzhi, why don't you teach me tap dance, I think this tap dance is so fun, listen to that rhythm, crisp and pleasant, how energetic." Hongshan said to Hongzhi.
"Why are you looking at me for this tap dance? Isn't your drunken fist good? Rigidity and softness, drunk and awake, that is the highest state of life and human nature! Hongzhi stopped, grinned, and then kicked and jumped again.
"Shall we exchange then?" Hongshan said with a smile.
"I don't have time to learn boxing right now, I haven't learned illusion and spy tactics yet." Hongzhi said as he jumped.
"Let's learn together."
"But I don't have time to teach you. If you want to learn, just watch me learn, you can learn as soon as you learn, the key is that you just dance to the rhythm. ”
"Okay, okay, if you don't want to teach, forget it, I'll learn it myself, I don't believe that I can learn drunk boxing or learn this tap dance."
"The main thing is that you don't let the masters see it." Hongzhi reminded Hongshando.
"That's natural. Now they're not here, I'll learn now. Hongshan looked at Hongzhi's dance moves seriously, and was dazzled, his feet jumped up and down like mice, the movements were simple, but if he really wanted to jump up by himself, it was not as simple as he learned it. Hongshan danced and pondered, how many decomposition movements are there in such a simple dance? Hongzhi doesn't teach them one by one, and I can't see it clearly even if I watch it for a day. Hongshan smiled, she laughed that all the skills in this world are not taught by a master, and it is far from enough to rely on understanding. If you can't learn it all at once, just play it, then just tap to this rhythm.
Hongshan dances an irregular tap dance to her heart's content, and the simple and bright rhythm actually recalls the primitive nature of her cat, which is an animal that loves to entertain itself. Drunken boxing and Jeet Kune Do did not make Hongshan feel musical, and the sound of Hongzhi's tap dance did not wake up Hongshan's musical cells, and she danced to the rhythm like this, and the music with a primitive flavor quickly burned in her body, as if bringing her back to the situation where she played with butterflies in the past.
Hongshan couldn't help but close her eyes and dance as she wanted in the practice hall, her steps approaching the center of the hall step by step. And Hongzhi was also jumping seriously in place, not noticing that Hongshan had entered the realm of selflessness.
"Oops!" An exclamation, and at the same time, Hongshan Hongzhi stopped his feet. Hongzhi saw that this time he had hit a big disaster! One of Hongshan's feet has already stepped on the center of the practice hall! - Mystery and mystery, the door of all wonders!
Looking at Hongshan again, one of her feet stepped on the door of Zhongmiao, and the other foot was raised within a foot of the ground, her body was supported straight and straight, and her mouth was open and her face was frightened.
"Wait! Don't move! I'll call the masters. Hongzhi was also shocked.
If Hongshan hadn't practiced a certain amount of basic martial arts, she would have fallen long ago.
In an instant, Hongzhi and Dou Shengfu and Wu Song Bruce Lee all came in, and Wu Song and Bruce Lee were also scared into a cold sweat by the situation in front of him! What can I do? As soon as Hongzhi's feet are loosened, the door of all wonders will break through the spring and pop out, and the black mysterious yin qi hidden deep in the cathode vessel will erupt like a volcano, freezing the great rivers and mountains, and destroying everything on the earth. The Holy Buddha had commanded each of them more than once!
"What can I do?" Wu Song Road.
"Hongshan, hold on, don't move!" Bruce Lee said, he slowly approached Hongshan, "Let me press it down with all my strength first, and then you can free your feet." ”
"No need," the Fighting Holy Buddha said calmly, "what should come will come after all!" That's how it goes! I see! ”
Everyone looked at the Fighting Holy Buddha in amazement and felt inexplicable.
"Hongshan, you are this fate!" The Fighting Holy Buddha smiled, "I think that at the beginning, the Holy Mother and Nuwa Niangniang explained to me, and in the future, there will be a tiger power that touches this wonderful door, it seems that you must be Hongshan." ”
"Cats have tiger power! Huwei is a cat! Bruce Lee said with a sudden realization. Everyone turned into laughter, but Hongshan's smile was extremely unnatural, and she was a little embarrassed.
"But once the master Hongshan's feet move, won't we all become ghosts?" Hongzhi asked anxiously.
"Yes, Hongzhi, you will change back to your original form, and we will also change from big ghosts to small ghosts." Wu Song said. Hongzhi didn't know that after Wu Song and Bruce Lee died, they had been named ghosts and immortals by heaven, but they were actually big ghosts.
"You don't have to worry, we're all not going to die, it's just a little trouble." The Fighting Holy Buddha said, "If these wonderful gates are stepped on by the insidious and cunning people who are wicked and sinful, it will indeed destroy the world. But God has the virtue of a good life, and in the dark, it has already been arranged. The door of all wonders is touched by those who are dedicated to goodness, then this goodness is the extreme of yin and the beginning of yang! This Yang Beginning has a powerful power to pull Yin! The yin qi that spews out will instantly turn into a soft qi around the fingers! It will not hurt the innocent, it will bring out the ghosts in the Yin Pole like a thread, and then you will be frightened and disturbed by the faces and shouts of the eight thousand female ghosts, and lose your mind. ”
"Then, will you also lose your mind in the Battle Holy Buddha?" Hongzhi asked worriedly.
"I'll be safe and sound, but you have to endure the horror of the eight thousand female ghosts from the time they came out to the time when they came out last. You can gather together, close your eyes, and join hands to increase your strength to resist the encirclement of yin. The Battle Holy Buddha said. Hold on to the end, and I will treat you and recover as before. Hongshan, you can relax now, and run to them as soon as you relax. ”
Hongshan held his breath and landed on his left foot and relaxed his right foot. I saw that the door of all wonders burst open, and an incomparably powerful blue flame erupted out, just like fireworks set off on a festival in the world, and blue phosphorescence bloomed in the middle of the practice hall, like a huge blue flower, and the blue petals that landed turned into female ghosts before falling to the ground, some beautiful and some ugly; Some grinned with teeth, some with big mouths, some with long tongues, and some with heavy anger. Some of them cried, some laughed, some yelled, some were hoarse.
The entire practice hall was filled with the sound of an eerie and terrifying aura. The Holy Buddha of Fighting Battles sat on the lotus flower in the air, put his hands together, and silently recited a mantra in his mouth, surpassing the eight thousand female ghosts. Although Hongshan was turned into an immortal by the Battle Holy Buddha, Wu Song and Bruce Lee were also in the class of ghosts and immortals, but it was difficult to resist such a huge atmosphere of extreme yin, and Hongzhi was even more difficult to parry. They held hands, and although they could resist for a while, their ears could hardly overcome the powerful sound of chaos. Several of them wanted to open their eyes and take a look at the scene in front of them, and they didn't want to miss this rare scene in the ages!
At least an hour later, all the eight thousand female ghosts landed in the practice hall. There were too many ghosts, so I had to stack eight layers on top of each other. Hades and the Ghost Judge are among them. The Fighting Holy Buddha recited a mantra, first suppressed the noisy sound of the eight thousand female ghosts, and then let Hongshan and the other four regain their senses. At this time, Simei also came to the practice hall because she heard a terrible sound, and when she saw this, she was so frightened that she hugged each other.
All the eyes in the hall were focused on the Fighting Holy Buddha, and they all held their breath and waited for the Buddha to speak.
However, the Buddha still closed his eyes tightly and clasped his hands together. The people did not know that on the sixty-four mountains beyond the infinite and immeasurable abyss, at the same time, there were earth-shaking changes due to the opening of the gate of all wonders, and each mountain magically conjured thousands of animals of corresponding images at the same time, sixty-four animals, that is, at this moment, there were about 600,000 animals on the round mountain moving wildly, and the roar shook the sky. Fortunately, each animal can only rejoice on its own mountain, and they are disciplined by invisible forces to cross boundaries. This invisible power is the peerless martial arts of the Thousand Yin Thousand Buddha Hands that the Fighting Holy Buddha has just successfully cultivated. At this time, the Fighting Holy Buddha was concentrating on performing the exercises of the Thousand Yin and Thousand Buddha Hands, turning them into sixty-four giant wireless networks, covering every mountain, just like the invisible Dharma restraining every animal's desire to cross the boundary.
"Fighting the Holy Buddha!" The eight masters and apprentices shouted in unison.
"Amitabha! Finally calmed down the turmoil! What a wave! If it weren't for Lao Sun, I had practiced this Thousand Yin Thousand Buddha Hands peerless martial arts in advance, and this round mountain would be chaotic! It's so dangerous! It's really mysterious, it's not false at all! The Fighting Holy Buddha muttered to himself.
"Master, you old man, how can you fight the Holy Buddha one after another? What are you exclaiming? Hongshan asked puzzledly, "Is it that your old man is also frightened by these eight thousand female ghosts?" ”
"Hongshan, how dare you talk to your master like this?" Wu Song said.
"Haha, Fighting Holy Buddha, are you really afraid of our group of female ghost army?" Hades smirked.
"Lord Hades, are you also a woman? How do you look like a big man? With such a long beard, it's an old female ghost with a long beard, right? Hongshan asked stupidly.
"We are both male citizens! It's male! It's the commander and commissar who leads them!" The ghost judge said angrily, "Our army of 8,000 female ghosts is sassy and yin, like a river rolling forward, like an overwhelming wind, when encountering people, when encountering demons and scaring demons, when encountering gods and gods, when encountering Buddhas blocking Buddhas, attacking everything, invincible!" Fighting the Holy Buddha, I'm afraid your old man really has a headache, right? ”
"Well, it's a bit of a headache. Thank you two for nurturing this powerful legion! On behalf of Our Lady and Nuwa, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to both of you! You have made great contributions to the great cause of anti-corruption in the future! Thank you! Thank you! The Fighting Buddha said, "From now on, you will stay here and still be your commander and political commissar. If they are unwilling, the two of them can report back to Heaven and perform their duties separately. ”
Hades and the judge discussed for a while, and Hades said, "Thank you for valuing the Holy Buddha of Battle. After decades, we are really tired and want to find a leisure to recuperate! This army is handed over to you. This eighteen-layer hell of the infinite abyss is empty of ghosts from now on, and it is useless! If you want to use it, please do it yourself. Fighting the Holy Buddha, goodbye from now on, let's go. ”
The king of Hades and the judge bowed down to the Holy Buddha of Battle, turned around and flashed, and flew out of the infinite and immeasurable abyss.
"Amitabha! I said, Eight Thousand Female Ghosts, you have had enough of all kinds of torture in the eighteenth layer of hell, and you have understood the truth that good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded, and you should never be able to turn over. Just because Our Lady Nuwa Niangniang has compassion for your female body and is really a victim of the world, she will pardon you from the sea of hell and restore your former appearance, form the Taiyin Demon Sweeping Women's Army, and fight for a great and sacred cause. When the mission is completed, you will all be able to attain transcendence. The Fighting Holy Buddha said with great solemnity, "Because the space of this Holy Martial Cave is too small for you to settle down; So you have to go back to the eighteen hells you used to have. But when you go back, your identity has changed, and you will no longer be punished. The original layers have returned to the first layer, and the torture instruments used to be your current weapons have been turned into 8,000 weapons of good size. You must practice the corresponding martial arts well, so that you can go to the battlefield to kill the enemy in the future. ”
"Master, who taught them martial arts? The eighteenth layer of hell should have at least eighteen kinds of martial arts, right? Hongzhi asked.
"Well, this is the teacher who has already thought of it, but there are no such eighteen kinds of martial arts in the world, so only the teacher went to the scene to investigate and create it according to the actual situation." The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"That's hard work! Then each floor has to have a head, right? That is, there must be eighteen heads, and there must be a total head. Hongzhi said while thinking.
"yes. After the head of each floor, we will make a selection. Boss, I think it's you Hongzhi. From today on, I will fight the Holy Buddha and seal Hongzhi as the general of the Taiyin Sweeping Lady Army. ”
"But, but I, master, I can't even use the Pure Equality Sword now, how can I be qualified to take on such a great responsibility?" Hongzhi said embarrassedly.
"So you have to step up your practice of illusion, and tomorrow I will teach you and Hongshan the use of weapons. In a week's time, you'll report to the Eighteenth Hell Headquarters. Time is relatively tight, but you don't have a master, I'm nervous. After the Battle Holy Buddha finished speaking, everyone laughed, except for the eight thousand female ghosts, of course, because they have not recovered their original appearance at this time, if they laugh, it will be too ugly and terrifying, they are all female ghosts, and the psychology of women's love for beauty makes them restrain themselves from laughing at this moment.
"Yes!" Hongzhi knelt on the ground and gave orders. She looked back at the eight thousand female ghosts that were crowded with eight floors high, they were indeed ugly, and they would be the ones she would face in the future, so she had to restore their appearance as soon as possible. "Master, I beg you to restore the appearance of the eight thousand female soldiers as soon as possible!"
"Okay, well, I will fight the Holy Buddha now, and now I will use my Thousand Yin Thousand Buddha hands to restore the appearance of your eight thousand female soldiers." After the Battle Holy Buddha finished speaking, he closed his eyes and palms, recited a mantra in his mouth, and used his skills and mana. I saw eight thousand arms and palms as thin as gossameras stretching out from the body of the Fighting Holy Buddha at the same time, close to the faces of the eight thousand female ghosts. It's like eight thousand flowers spitting out their fragrance, and the hall is filled with fragrance. In just a moment, the terrifying masks of the eight thousand female ghosts took on a new look, turning into the lovely faces of each of them before their deaths.
"Wow! Wow! Wow! Amazing! Weird! Beautiful! Great! Hongzhi exclaimed: "Master, you are really the greatest and most amazing beauty master in the universe!" ”
"Yes! The master is the greatest and most amazing beauty master in the universe! Long live the Holy Buddha! Hongshan also shouted excitedly, she really didn't believe her eyes! In just an instant, 8,000 faces have changed their old appearances!
"Long live the Holy Buddha of Fighting! Long live the Holy Buddha! Eight thousand female ghosts shouted in unison, and the sound waves were transmitted beyond the infinite abyss, causing the animals on the sixty-four mountains to fall silent for a while.
"Okay, let them ascend from the gate of the Holy Martial Cave from top to bottom into the original eighteenth layer of hell one by one. They have the ability. "The Battle Holy Buddha arranged.
"Master, I have one more question!" Hongzhi asked, "Isn't it time to change the name of the Eighteen Layers of Hell as well?" ”
"Yes. Then change it to - the Realm Demon Sweeping Base Area! What do you think? The Fighting Holy Buddha said.
"Good! Realm Demon Sweeping Base! All right! Loud! Majestic! Everyone exclaimed.