Chapter 45: I don't know the size
After leaving Ou Xuemei's small courtyard, Liu Dazhu suddenly remembered that he wanted to buy clothes for Sister Yulian.
After looking left and right, he didn't see any ruffians nearby, so Liu Dazhu became bold and turned around and walked towards the market, where there were people selling clothes.
Dazhu has been walking against the house on the street, and every time he arrives at an intersection, he has to see the situation clearly before he dares to go over, for fear of being discovered by the Liuzi.
It wasn't until he got to the inside of the market that Liu Dazhu was much more relieved, and when he saw the stall selling clothes, he walked over.
"Hey, boy, do you want to buy clothes?" A fat woman, when she saw Liu Dazhu walking over, immediately asked with a smile.
"Uh, give it, I bought it for my sister." Dazhu looked at the flower clothes full of hangers, and didn't know which one to choose, and when he saw the proprietress asking, he blushed and picked at his head.
"Oh, buy it for your sister, I don't think so."
This proprietress has a lot of knowledge, and when she saw Liu Dazhu's blushing appearance, she guessed some.
"I bought it for my daughter-in-law, it's okay, my eldest sister will help you pick ......"
Seeing Liu Dazhu standing aside and not daring to move, the fat woman took off a few pieces of clothing.
"Look at it, this flower shirt, it's good, the woman looks very white when she wears it, it must look good......" The proprietress boasted about the clothes in her hands.
Liu Dazhu also felt that this dress looked good, but he took a fancy to something else that was better, stretched out his finger and pointed to a skirt with green flowers on a white background hanging on the hanger, and said, "Just, just buy that skirt." ”
"Oh, the skirt is good, the skirt is more beautiful to wear......"
The proprietress is not a loss for business, and when she saw that Liu Dazhu fell in love with the skirt, she praised it to death.
"How big do you want to be, lad?" After complimenting, the fat woman asked.
"How big is it?"
Liu Dazhu was stunned, he really didn't know how big Sister Yulian was wearing, and he didn't ask her at home, what should I do now?
"Boss, I, I don't know." Dazhu said embarrassedly.
"I don't know, that's ......"
The proprietress didn't want to lose this business, so after thinking about it, she continued: "Then, how tall is your daughter-in-law, is she as tall as me?" ”
"Than, a little taller than you." Liu Dazhu stretched out his hand and gestured.
Although I haven't measured Sister Yulian, but living together every day, it is estimated that it will not be much worse.
"Oh, that's very tall, she must look good in a skirt, by the way, she's fat or fat, and how much is her bust?" The proprietress praised it for a while, and then continued to ask.
"I'm not fat or thin, breasts, I don't know." Speaking of this, Dazhu's face had turned red to the color of pork liver.
remembered that after touching Sister Yulian's chest last night, she was still angry, and this time she must buy this skirt back to make Sister Yulian happy.
"Isn't she your daughter-in-law, you don't know if her breasts are big or not......"
The fat proprietress looked at Dazhu incredulously, thinking that this young man is too honest, he hasn't even touched it, right?
"Big, I guess I know." Liu Dazhu didn't want to buy it back, so he scratched his head and replied in a low voice.
"Oh, well, look at the people in the bazaar, who's about the same age, just show it to me."
The fat proprietress pointed at the women who came and went in the bazaar and asked Liu Dazhu to take a look.
Da Zhu is not a bad person, he never stares at women, but today he can only be bold to find it, in the process, he is despised by many women, of course, there are also flattering eyes to hook him, because Da Zhu is also a good young man, and it is normal to be favored by women.
"It's a little bigger than that, it'...... that."
After searching for a long time, Liu Dazhu finally pointed to a woman standing not far away, with a particularly arrogant breast.
"Bigger, bigger than her?"
The proprietress was shocked, the woman he just said that he was going to buy clothes was neither fat nor thin, why was that place so plump?
"Yes, yes." Dazhu nodded affirmatively, not understanding how this proprietress could be so surprised.
"That's it, that's okay, just this one, this one should be suitable."
The proprietress took off a skirt and wrapped it and handed it to Liu Dazhu.
Although she knew that the bust of the skirt was estimated to be a little smaller, she should be able to squeeze in, and in order to make this business, the proprietress had to say that it was appropriate.
Liu Dazhu took the skirt, gave the money, and ran out in a hurry.
In order to buy this skirt just now, Liu Dazhu was already very embarrassed, his face was as red as paint, and if he didn't run, he was afraid that he would have to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Liu Dazhu hurriedly walked towards the parking spot, temporarily forgetting the fear of being chased and beaten by Liuzi.
The road was normal, Dazhu walked to the parking spot, just in time to see a three-wheeled motorcycle drive out, the motorcycle was already crowded with people, it seemed that it was the last trip.
"Wait, wait a minute......" Liu Dazhu hurriedly ran over, shouting as he ran, if he couldn't get on this car, I'm afraid he would have to walk home tonight.
"I can't sit down, I can't sit ......down," the driver of the motorcycle, while accelerating, the motorcycle butt smoked and ran away.
"I rely on ......"
Dazhu scolded and stopped in the middle of the road, it seems that tonight is going to be a tragedy, this mountain road is not easy to walk at night, and you can't get home until midnight.
There was a lot of time wasted in the market just now, so I delayed the time to take the bus, but looking at the new dress I bought in my hand, Liu Dazhu's heart became happy again.
This skirt must look good on Sister Yulian's body.
Let's go, I can only walk home, and go home on the mountain road at night, Dazhu is not particularly afraid, the only thing is that I am afraid that Sister Yulian will worry about herself.
Looking at the sky, the sun had already set, Liu Dazhu hurriedly quickened his pace and walked towards the way home.
Before entering the mountain, there was still a section of the road, and after Dazhu walked a few steps, he took another step and ran, thinking that he could go home early after running a few steps, so that Sister Yulian would not be too worried.
Thinking of Sister Yulian, who was waiting for him at home, Liu Dazhu felt full of strength, and ran fast, as if he had never run so fast before, and he didn't feel tired.
"Knock knock ......"
Just as he was about to enter the mountain, the sound of a walk-behind tractor suddenly came from behind him.
"Dazhu, what's the matter, didn't you catch the car?"
It was Yang Heishan who drove the tractor, and watching Liu Dazhu run away so fast, he guessed that he must not have gotten in the car.
Hearing the voice behind him, Liu Dazhu turned around and saw that it was Yang Heishan who came, and his heart immediately relaxed.
"Brother Montenegro, it's you, hehehe......"
Before the tractor could stop, Liu Dazhu climbed up with a smile.
I didn't expect my luck to be good, although I didn't catch the car, but I ran into Yang Heishan, and I was able to take the car without spending money.
"Sit ...... tight" After Liu Dazhu climbed onto the rear body of the tractor, Yang Heishan pulled up the accelerator, and the tractor drove out again with a loud fart.
"Big pillar, smoke one."
Yang Heishan held the tractor handle with one hand and handed him a cigarette with the other.
"Isn't it?" Dazhu didn't smoke, looked at the cigarettes handed over, but didn't pick them up.
"Smoke it, don't talk nonsense."
"Oh, that's fine." Dazhu had no choice but to take it.
The two of them were smoking cigarettes and chatting loudly as the tractor rumbled down the mountain road.
At this time, at the place where the car stopped at the fork in the mountain, there were more than twenty people standing, and it was the cannon of the Tiger Gang that took the lead.
This guy has a fierce face, and he is not a good person at first glance.
"Brothers, the three-wheeled bike is coming, everyone get ready."
Seeing the three-wheeled motorcycle coming from the town, the cannon waved his hand and shouted, and when those ruffians heard the order, they quickly dodged and hid in the bushes on the side of the road, and as soon as Liu Dazhu got out of the car, they rushed out to cut him.
The motorcycle stopped, and the people in the car got down one by one, and the Tiger Gang people hiding in the bushes looked at it with their eyes open, but they didn't find Liu Dazhu.
"Grass, if you want to hide, you can't get out, Lao Tzu can't kill you......"
The cannon thought that Liu Dazhu was still on the motorcycle, so he rushed out with people.
So many people rushed out at once, scaring the guests who had just gotten off the bus and fled everywhere.
The motorcyclist was about to drive away, but he didn't expect so many people to suddenly rush out of the woods, so frightened that he hurriedly braked and stopped.
"Check Lao Tzu, check the inside and outside of the motorcycle, I don't believe that kid will not take the car."
The cannon roared, and more than 20 people immediately surrounded the motorcycle, looking up and down, inside and out, and even the canvas cover of the motorcycle was torn, but they didn't see Liu Dazhu's shadow.
"I call his grandmother ......"
The cannon was so angry that with a bang, he kicked on the motorcycle and almost knocked the three-wheeled motorcycle down.
The motorcycle master was so frightened that the canvas cover of the motorcycle was torn and he was too scared to make a sound, but this kick over, the motorcycle almost overturned, so he had to bite the bullet.
"Everyone, bosses, please, please let go, my motorcycle, I paid the protection fee, please let the bosses go, let go......"
As long as he does business in the town, he pays the protection fee to the Tiger Gang, and at this time, the motorcycle master can only beg for mercy.
No matter how many cannons there were, they rushed straight up, grabbed the motorcycle master by the collar, and dragged him off the motorcycle.
"Boss, boss, spare your life, spare your life......" The motorcycle master was so frightened that he knelt down directly and kowtowed.
"Say...... Is your car the last one? The cannon roared fiercely.
"Yes, yes, it's the last trip, yes." The motorcyclist hurriedly replied.
"Get out, get out, I call him grandma......"
Cannons can't be angry.
I waited for a long time on this halfway, but I didn't expect that there was still no kid on this last motorcycle, which was really unlucky.
When the motorcycle driver heard that he was told to get out, he quickly got up, rushed to the motorcycle, started the motorcycle and drove away abruptly, almost accidentally rushing down the mountain.
"Brother Pao, this, it's night, that kid must be living in the town, there are so many mosquitoes in this mountain, damn, he was bitten to death......"
A younger brother said dissatisfiedly while swatting the mosquitoes