Chapter 174: Bed Therapy
Seeing that Tianzun was really angry, Zhang Daniu hurriedly put on a look of "I'm really repenting", and comforted him softly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry...... I was just kidding you...... How can you! How can I be virtuous, how dare I be your old master...... I wasn't forced to do anything about it, that's why I came to you for help...... You are a living bodhisattva who saves suffering, I don't look for anyone you want...... Aren't other people as good as you? If I can't even help you, I'll really have to scratch ......."
finally appeased Tianzun, but he could only sit on the ground hard, looking like he was cutting his head and trying to find a way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Tian Lai novel ww Tianzun was amused by him like that, kicked him over with one kick, and laughed shamefully: "The stinky boy pretends to be quite similar...... If your pig brain can come up with a way, my Lingbao Tianzun's name will be written upside down. ”
"Haha! Sure enough, Master, your old man understands me. was exposed by Tianzun, he didn't pretend to be deep, he leaned over and hugged Tianzun's thigh with a hippie smile, and said flatteringly: "Where can my pig brain come up with any good methods, don't you rely on your old man to come up with ideas behind your back every time?" As long as you make a move, there's nothing you can't do. ”
"Don't mess around! I can't handle that. Tianzun is clear about his careful thoughts, as soon as this kid opens his mouth, there is absolutely nothing good about it. If it was an ordinary thing, he would have pinched his nose and agreed. But this thing is really not easy to do, even he has no bottom in his heart, and if he rashly agrees, he will only smash his own signboard for nothing. He is not like Zhang Da Niu, he never needs to go through his brain to speak, he opens his mouth and agrees to it randomly, and now he can only come to trouble his old man.
However, he knew that if there was no way to deal with this matter, Zhang Daniu would definitely not give up. So he can only say his immature thoughts and let this kid make his own choices. Tianzun pondered for a moment and said, "Actually, it's not that there is no way to crack it at all, it's just that it's ......"
"I know that there is nothing that you old man can't do, Master." He jumped up from the ground with a cheer, wanting to give Tianzun a warm hug. As a result, he was beaten upside down by Tianzun and flew out, and rolled several times in a row before stopping. However, Tianzun didn't make a ruthless move, and it was completely painless for him with thick skin and thick flesh. Although he cultivated the Twelve Treasures of the Heavenly Demons, only after changing the true body of the Demon King could he wield the strength of the Demon King's body. But after cultivating for so long, the strength of the Dao body has also quietly improved, although it is not as good as those who specialize in body refining, but it is also much stronger than ordinary monks.
"It's the first time I've encountered her as a teacher, and I can't guarantee whether the expected method will work." Tianzun gave him a preventive shot first, lest this kid would die or live at that time. "Let's start with three chapters. Whether it works or not, you can't bother me anymore. Nor can we use this as an excuse to demand compensation for the moral loss of the teacher. ”
"Am I the kind of dirty person?" Zhang Daniu carefully recalled his past experience, and now he is really true. No wonder the three chapters of Tianzun's offer law also specifically stated that compensation should not be claimed, it was simply tailor-made for him. "Master, don't worry, whether you succeed or not, I won't complain about you. I am a thoughtful, quality, and tasteful young man, and I will never do dirty things like cheating money. ”
"Alright! I'll trust you one more time. "Promises are made to be overturned. Instead of believing that Zhang Daniu wouldn't trouble him afterwards, it is better to increase the success rate a little, preferably in place at one time, and there are no side effects. He felt that he was an apprentice, and Zhang Daniu was the master, so he had never seen the master so dedicated to helping the apprentice, and the apprentice in turn was still making trouble for after-sales service. I knew that this kid was so brazen, he shouldn't have tied himself to this kid in the first place, and now he can't quit halfway.
Thinking about it, Tianzun still said the method he had conceived in his heart: "Actually, the method is very simple, that is, you have sex with her. Use the method of yin and yang to forcibly neutralize her eccentric physique. I suspect that there must be a mysterious power in her body that we cannot understand, and only the act of Yin and Yang Jiaotai, which contains the breath of the Heavenly Dao, can have an effect on that power. ”
"Up,?" Zhang Daniu wondered if he had heard it wrong, or that the person in front of him had been dropped when he was unknown, otherwise he would never have said such a serious thing at such a serious time. He plucked out his ears and asked in shock, "Did I hear it wrong?" Or are you always wrong? ”
"I didn't say that wrong, and you didn't hear it wrong." Tianzun knew the doubts in his heart, but if he wanted to crack her special physique, he could only use this extraordinary means to borrow his Dao body and force out the mysterious power in her body. In fact, from the last time Zhang Daniu and Fei Qing went to bed, he had some doubts. Zhang Da Niu's physical body should not be an ordinary Dao body, and all indications indicate that his physical body is very likely to be the Taishang Dao body, which is one of the top ten physical bodies in the legendary Wanjing Central Great World.
The ten major physical bodies have their own emphasis, but without exception, they are all supreme treasures of refining the body, and they are born with all kinds of incredible supernatural powers. It's just that Zhang Daniu's cultivation is now low, so he can't dig it out. With his gaze, he can't understand the subtleties in it. Only a saint-immortal-level master like the Nine Demon Venerable can see through the mystery at a glance. This is also the reason why he was able to get the favor of the Demon Venerable, accept him as a personal disciple, and be awarded the supreme divine power of the Demon Gate.
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Tianzun didn't explain much, but said lightly: "Now only this way can it be possible to save her." As for whether you want to do it or not, think about it yourself! I'm just in charge of helping you come up with ideas, and that's the most likely way I can think of it. If it doesn't work, then there's nothing I can do! ”
"Let's not talk about whether this method has worked...... How do you ask me to go and talk to her? Let's just say that your physique is quite special, and you need to sleep with me to crack it. If it doesn't work once, then twice, anyway, until you're back to normal? Zhang Daniu said without tears: "Although I am for her good, I also need her to believe it...... Normally, she wouldn't believe that it really worked, except that she thought of me as a pervert who deceived the ignorant girl. Unless, she was kicked in the head by a donkey! ”
"You try, maybe she was kicked in the head by a donkey, and then believed what you said."