After sitting down, looking at the delicate four or five side dishes on the table, Mu Ziyan looked at Miao Tian with puzzled eyes, as if to say: This dish looks good, it must be cooked by visual inspection, and there are no traces of burning, how can it be unpalatable? Are you sure you weren't fooling me before?

Sensing Mu Ziyan's gaze, Miao Tian smiled slightly, and pointed to the dish honestly, as if to say: You will understand after you eat later, haven't you heard the phrase 'wolf in sheep's clothing'? What you see is not necessarily the real thing, only when you peel off the skin will you know what is in front of you.

"What are you doing! Try my craft and see if you make progress. Looking at the two people playing dumb riddles on the table, Shangguan Yue looked puzzled, but she didn't care, and let them taste it with great anticipation.

"Good! Today I will try the craftsmanship of Shangguan Yue's roommate, if you raise my belly, I will give you all the food in the future. ”

Mu Ziyan took the lead in grabbing chopsticks without believing in evil, to verify that what Miao Tian said was true or false. Of course, by the way, Shangguan Yue also praised it, she is very insecure now, and what she needs most is the care and praise of others, of course, the more the better.

"That's not good, Miss Ben is busy, then she has time to take care of your mortal stomach!" Shangguan Yue immediately raised her head and arrogantly refused. However, the corners of her eyes narrowed into a crescent-shaped shape betrayed her, and it was obvious that Mu Ziyan's words were very useful to her.

Between Miao Tian's repeated warnings, and Miao Tian's personality is not like a person who can often joke with others, although Mu Ziyan didn't believe it, but with the mentality of being careful to make a boat for ten thousand years, he still used chopsticks to carefully clip a small piece of shredded green vegetables from the edge of the plate, and then slowly put it in his mouth and chewed it gently.

Belch!

The moment the taste buds on his tongue touched the shredded greens, Mu Ziyan froze as if he had been electrocuted, the taste was incredibly sour, and he finally believed Miao Tian's words. At this time, he wanted to spit out the strange things in his mouth very much, but when he looked at Shangguan Yue, who was looking at him with expectant eyes, he finally held back, and then like a snake swallowing eggs, he stopped chewing and swallowed the shredded vegetables directly into his stomach.

"Well, it's not bad!" Seeing that Mu Ziyan finished eating, Shangguan Yue hurriedly asked.

"Yes, yes, the level of a restaurant chef." Mu Ziyan nodded and praised with a strange smile.

In fact, there were nearly 10,000,000 grass and mud horses running wild in his heart: this is good, it's just dead! This shredded cabbage is simply a concentrated seasoning packet, and what sour, salty, and spicy it contains is simply too strong a taste. If you have to describe this taste, you can only say that you first grab a handful of salt and throw it in your mouth, then a bowl of vinegar, and finally chew a handful of chili peppers, I guess the taste is similar to this.

At this time, Mu Ziyan finally knew why such a few delicate dishes could make such a strong Miao Tian feel frightened. It's not lethal, but it can wipe out your tongue. I don't know how Shangguan Yue got it, this small piece of green vegetables, without changing its original appearance, can be integrated with such a heavy flavor, and there is no one else in this cooking.

Miao Tian gave him a thumbs up on the other side of Mu Ziyan, as if to say: Awesome, brother, in this case, you don't have to turn your tongue when you praise people, you are simply a master.

For Miao Tian's mockery in disguise, Mu Ziyan regretted his heart and intestines, he asked Shangguan Yue to take care of the food before, if she was okay in the future, she would not want him to die!

"Senior Miao Tian, don't look at it! For the sake of my roommate's hard work for half a day, you can eat more of these dishes, and I will be in a hurry with you if you can't finish eating! Know that waste is shameful. Mu Ziyan's so-called mentality that it is better to be happy alone than happy for everyone broke out instantly, directly dragging Miao Tian into the water.

I'll let you pretend to be forced, buddy, I'll suffer a loss, and you don't want to escape. Mu Ziyan thought viciously.

"Huh!" Miao Tian's body froze, but in the end, he gritted his teeth, picked up the chopsticks, and bravely rushed into the sea of suffering with the idea that I would not go to hell and who would go to hell, and silently recited a sentence in his heart: This is all for Xiaoyue.

"Giggles!" Mu Ziyan's words made Xiao Yue purse her lips with the back of her hand, laugh non-stop, and then said: "Don't worry, it's not enough for me to do it, I'm happy today, I will definitely let you have a good time." ”

"Don't!" Mu Ziyan and Miao Tian stretched out their hands to stop at the same time. It's enough to have it on the table, but if you do it any more, you can go straight to the doctor to save your life.

Looking at Xiao Yue's puzzled expression, Miao Tian touched the back of his head, not knowing how to explain, and in the end, Mu Ziyan's brain turned quickly, and he flickered: "My stomach is not very good these days, and I eat less, and if you do too much, it will be a waste." If no one tastes such a delicious dish, it is a terrible treasure, you say! ”

"Hmmm! … Oh yes! Shangguan Yue thought about it and felt that it was right, and then said: "Then I'll make it for you when your stomach is better, and tell me what you want to eat next time, and give you special treatment as my roommate." ”

Mu Ziyan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the first half of the words, but after the second half came out, his heart instantly cooled by half. I thought: Who did I provoke with this trick?

The food on the table, Miao Tian and Mu Ziyan ate slowly one bite at a time, it was a bit excessive, just like a top gourmet, not eating, but tasting. Shangguan Yue, on the other hand, just drank some boiled water on the side, but did not move the chopsticks.

Is the reason because she has just finished suppressing the evil ghost fat with the five poisons, and she can't eat for a day, she can only drink some water.

After half an hour, Mu Ziyan and the two kept moving their chopsticks, but there was no shortage of dishes on the table, which made the two of them anxious, how could this thing end if they couldn't finish eating.

Mu Ziyan was full of thoughts, and he kept thinking of a way to get out.

With that, Mu Ziyan had an idea, and a clever plan appeared: "Shangguan Yue, I really want to hear someone knocking on the door!" Let's go see who it is! ”

"Someone's knocking on the door? I didn't hear it. Shangguan Yue looked at the door suspiciously.

Miao Tian on the opposite side also looked at him with strange eyes, because he didn't hear a knock on the door either. His cultivation is the highest here, if he didn't hear any movement, but Mu Ziyan did, it would be very strange. However, he didn't ask, he would know if it was true or not, and he didn't need to deny it in a hurry.

"Someone really knocked on the door, don't believe you to go and see." Mu Ziyan said again.

"Really?" With doubts, Shangguan Yue got up and walked to the door.

"I said, what are you doing? Obviously there is no one, why are you lying to Xiaoyue? Miao Tian was a little angry, he didn't ask before that he believed Mu Ziyan, but when he heard Xiao Yue shouting the words 'no one' outside the door, he understood that this kid was indeed talking nonsense.

"I said senior, do you still want to eat this table full of poison?" Mu Ziyan pointed to the dishes on the table.

"What does this have to do with them?" The more Miao Tian listened, the more confused he became.

"Shangguan Yue will be back soon, if you don't want to continue to suffer, you can listen to me, let's ......do this and this later" After Mu Ziyan finished speaking, with a wave of his hand, there were only plates left on the table, and the dishes had already entered his Qiankun bag.

"Nobody, did you hear me wrong?" As soon as he finished doing this, Shangguan Yue returned.

"Is there really no one? That's probably what I misheard. Mu Ziyan replied without changing his face.

"Huh! What about the dish? Why did I open the door and it was gone. Finally, Shangguan Yue noticed that something was wrong.

"You talk about food! We've eaten it all. Mu Ziyan patted his stomach, indicating that he was all here, and then complained: "I said Senior Miao, you are really not authentic, how can you say that I am also your junior, how can you grab food from me?" ”

"What do you mean by robbing with you, I didn't stop you from eating the things on the table, it's because you eat slowly, you can also blame me?" Miao Tian pretended to touch his stomach and signaled that he was full.

"This can also be called a reason!" Mu Ziyan said with disdain.

"What's the situation? Am I missing something? Shangguan Yue blinked suspiciously, and said curiously.

Mu Ziyan's face didn't change when he lied, and he immediately said with a straight face: "I'll tell you, it's because the dishes you cook are so delicious, more than half of them go into his stomach, and I can't grab him with a small mouth." ”

"Rob?" Shangguan Yue is really difficult to digest this word, and she was so slow to chew and swallow before, why did I grab it after I left for a while?

"That's the case, do we men have to pay attention to their image in front of women, of course we have to pretend to be Sven, but as soon as you leave, there is no need to pretend, and the dishes on the table will be wiped out in the blink of an eye."

"Is that so?" Shangguan Yue confirmed to Miao Tian with a puzzled face.

"Yes! Kindness! Kindness! Miao Tian's chick couldn't stop nodding like pecking rice, for fear that if he took a step slower and let Shangguan Yue find out something, it would be bad at that time.

"Then I'll go make some for you again, it seems that you haven't eaten well!" Miao Tian, who would never lie to her, said yes, Shangguan Yue didn't believe it, she rolled up her sleeves happily at the moment, and she looked like she was showing her skills again.

As soon as he heard this, Mu Ziyan kept frowning at Miao Tian, looking a little anxious.

"Xiaoyue, I'm full, you don't have to be busy. You see it's not getting early, so I'll go back first. Receiving Mu Ziyan's signal, Miao Tian immediately said goodbye.

Shangguan Yue looked at the sky and felt that what Miao Tian said was right, so she let him go.

After leaving Shangguan Yue's dormitory, Miao Tianhou patted her chest in fear and was relieved. Xindao: If it weren't for Mu Ziyan's good brain today, I don't know if I would be able to go back.

When Miao Tian left, the lonely men and widows were in the same room, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and in the end, the girl was thin-skinned and said, "It's not early, I'll go and rest first." ”

"Yes!" Mu Ziyan nodded, but Shangguan Yue was stopped by him as soon as he left: "Don't you clean up these dishes and chopsticks?" ”

"I'll leave that to you." Shangguan Yue turned her head to look at the dining table, then flicked her long silky hair, walked to her cultivation secret room without her head, and said as she walked: "I invited you to a meal today, shouldn't this little thing be left for you to do?" ”

After a meal, the relationship between the two has changed from strangers to friends, and this joke is still affordable.

Touch!

Looking at the closed door, Mu Ziyan was speechless for a while, if I wasn't more witty, I would have almost been killed by you, you are embarrassed to say.

"Gotcha! We are hard-working people, who makes the big woman the biggest in the world! What's more, it's still a girl who has such an experience, so my brother will let you. Mu Ziyan silently put the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen and cleaned them, of course, the 'poison' in the Qiankun bag was also taken out by it and thrown into the trash.