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One person and one sword, talking and laughing...

Break the army, brother will take you to the "little grass" to see the world! (Bai Qi pretended to call the depths of the jungle a little grass).

Po Jun said slowly: Does the government know that you are pretending to be so powerful?

Bai Qi..., let's start to explore the rivers and lakes today, shouldn't we have a sharp nickname? How about invincibility?

Broken Army: Old Terrier! Kitschy! Aoi control is very good!

Bai Qi: ... Do you have any more powerful ones in the Immortal Cultivation Realm? I'll hear the name!

Broken Army: Ningcheng! Uncultivated! Tathagata! Jade emperor! Goku!? It seems that there is still a person named Bajie! That's a good name! It's called Bajie!

Bai Qi: Lao Tzu drowned you with a mouthful of spittle! How about calling the Desert Emperor as empty as a city? These protagonists' names are specially occupied by Lao Tzu!

Po Jun: Are you a Japanese puppet army in the War of Resistance Against Japan? Are the names all in a string? Kameda Hikawa steel plate? Yui Hatano? Silly fork!

Bai Qi: Forget it! Lao Tzu will be called Bai Qi from today onwards! Killing God in vain! My only flaw is that I'm too honest! If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname!

Broken Army: ... Let's kill the pigs... God hasn't seen you kill, but you have slaughtered a lot of pigs!

Bai Qi: Don't talk nonsense, the task now is to find out if there is a high level, I heard that this kind of dog can bite the Tibetan mastiff to death! I have to bring a powerful dog to protect my life when I go out to roam the rivers and lakes, there is probably no law in this place! After finishing speaking, he rushed towards the depths of "Little Grass"!

I just slashed a mad monkey to death with a sword... The wind is blowing, and the sky is suddenly dark! Two black dots are tangled in the sky... The black shadow is getting bigger and bigger, and the sky is dark when a majestic roc fights with a flaming unicorn... The trees were broken by the wind, and a golden light fell not far from Bai Qi, Bai Qi didn't dare to move, lying on the ground and grabbing the roots, the atmosphere didn't dare to breathe, the clothes were wet with sweat, and the black spots slowly disappeared.........

Bai Qi tiptoed towards the golden light landing point, saw an egg more than one meter high, knocked on the big egg without the slightest movement, and was stunned for a while..."! Found a treasure! This thing must be a god egg! Many happy returns? Prolong life? Eternal life? "Pick up and run to the waterfall...

An hour passed, and two stone pots were erected next to the waterfall......

Bai Qi devoured the stewed wild boar, and he couldn't eat the monkey, I don't know if it was because it was a national protected animal......

Running home with a hard-boiled egg......

Next

Mother, it's time for breakfast, today on Mother's Day, your precious son cooked you a very nutritious egg!

Cui Mu looked at the nearly one-meter-tall egg in front of her in shock, and laughed proudly......

Took the stone and tapped it gently...... No response! Well? The eggshell of such a large egg must be hard!

Smash it hard! Bang! The stone is broken!

Bai Qi's mother smiled and brought the wind bird soup stewed last night to the table~ Bai Qi, who gobbled up the soup and drank it, was very embarrassed!

I thought: You broken egg, I will let you know why the flowers are so red~~~

Cui's mother glanced at Bai Qi with a smile and then went to teach Yaya, Ergou, and Xiaoqiang...... Literacy went, and Bai Qi was concentrating on studying the big egg at this time...... Knock here, knock there...

A dense banging began......

Bang...... The stone is broken!

Bang...... Broken again!

Bang bang bang...... Shattered, shattered!

The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment!

Bai Qi scolded, **** is as stubborn and pedantic as the Japanese puppet army during the Anti-Japanese War! Holding the broken army with a murderous face......

Bai Qi, who was holding the broken army, pumped hard at the egg, and the egg was pumped out for more than ten meters...... Didn't reflect......

A minute passed......

Ten minutes......

An Hour......

Two Hours......

Three Hours......

Bai Qi's little face was pale, and his eyes were full of shock, at this time, Bai Qi's hands and feet were numb, and he couldn't stand steadily! Confused, he said to himself: Why is this thing so hard?! Even if it's the security door, it's knocked open!?

Grinning and scolding:

"Bullshit! It has dealt a serious blow to the revolutionary fervor of labor and capital! What a barren thing..."

Po Jun's immature and angry voice sounded in Bai Qi's head: Lao Tzu can't sleep well even if he sleeps, look at your little breath! Not a single broken egg can be broken! I'm really convinced of a barbarian like you who only knows how to use brute force, can't you cook it? If you can't cook it, you can bake it! You can't bake it, you can fry it! Holy! ****！ It's really not good to be a pressure cooker!

Bai Qi nodded again and again in convincing, and suddenly realized......