Chapter 1 What? I'm a skeleton soldier!
ββ¦β¦ The great Lord of Darkness, the god of death......"
It was as if in an endless void, where nothing could be seen, and the whole body could not feel the slightest weight, but in a trance, a voice from the other side of the darkness seemed to say. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
ββ¦β¦ I am your devout believer, your faithful servant......"
There was a mess in my mind, like a messy paste, what the hell was going on, my body didn't feel it at all, no, I couldn't feel my body at all! Although I feel that I should be scared at the moment, I am unexpectedly not afraid at all, on the contrary, it seems to be quite comfortable, there is a warm feeling, like being illuminated by the warm sun, and it is like lying in warm water.
ββ¦β¦ With the soul as a medium and blood as a sacrifice......"
Since it's so comfortable, let me think about it calmly, my name is Lu Yiyi, what do you say? Why such a funny name? Well, it's probably because my mom and dad want me to be the first in every exam, and so on, why should I answer such a boring question, bastard!
Ahem, I accidentally got excited, so I did it again, my name is Lu Yiyi, 26 years old this year, male, if you have to add a modifier, then it is a handsome male, how do you feel the sound of vomiting ringing in your ears, impossible, definitely auditory hallucinations! But why should I introduce myself in this kind of place, forget it, no matter! My last memory is walking home after buying fruit when a truck rushes at me. So, am I being hit? Is that in the hospital now? Judging from such an immovable situation, could it be that he has become a vegetative person!
ββ¦β¦ In the name of the Necromancy, give me the power to dominate......"
Ah, ah, ah, miserable, miserable, miserable, am I going to spend my life in such a state? I haven't been promoted and raised my salary to become CEO to marry Bai Fumei to the pinnacle of my life, to be precise, I am still preparing for the civil service exam, and my magnificent political career has not yet begun, is this the end? I'm so unwilling.,I hate it.,Well.,What should I hate.,By the way.,That truck.,But it seems that I don't even remember the license plate number.,No matter what.,It's good for this kind of thing.,In short,I hate it so much!
ββ¦β¦ Answer my call and stand up, my servant! β
The voice from the other side of the darkness became clearer and clearer, and now it seemed to be close to the ear. I don't quite understand the meaning, but it sounds quite impassioned, but then again, what is this sound that has been chattering there since the beginning, is it the sound of the TV?
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Suddenly pulled by a huge force, like eating a fish with a hook that was violently pulled out of the water, the whole body was dragged up at once, what? You say I can't feel my body, this, oops, don't dwell on this kind of thing, it's something like that.
I opened my eyes suddenly, as if I was in a fog, and my eyes were blurry, but what was this strange feeling, I didn't seem to open my eyelids at all, but there was no doubt that my eyes could see it, and in any case, it was better to see than not to see.
The gaze slowly focused, and an unusually thin and pale cheek appeared in front of him, which looked like a teenager. Dressed in a black robe, her lips are red like lipstick, what's going on with this strange dress, is it some kind of cosplay?
"Wow, it worked!" I don't know why, but the boy seemed to be very excited, jumping in place, as if he had won five million in the lottery ticket, and he was really a strange guy.
From this point of view, I should be standing, since I can stand, it means that I am not a vegetative person, thinking of this, I am really a little excited! Tried to stretch out your arm, wow, it worked!
Wait, is there something wrong, is it that I was dazzled, blinked hard, no, I should want to blink hard, because I can't do such an action now, after standing in a daze for a few seconds, the scene in front of me still hasn't changed, constantly bending my fingers and stretching out, it seems that the function is completely normal and has become more flexible, but I still hope from the bottom of my heart that they are not my hands, because there is no flesh and skin on them, no matter how you look at it, they are just white bones.
How can this be, it's not a science fiction movie! I wailed inwardly, and then a terrible thought flashed through my mind, and I looked at my body with my hands, and then at my legs. What was originally only in my mind has become a reality, whether it is the body, the legs and the hands, there is no flesh at all, only bones, in other words, I am just a pile of skeletons now.
"Wow, what the hell! What's going on! I felt myself screaming in panic. After all, waking up and suddenly turning into a pile of bones can't be the kind of thing that can be easily accepted by saying something like "Oh, that's no way"! I felt bad, my heart was about to stop beating, my stomach was starting to throb, and my intestines were all stirring together.
However, it seems that I don't have any such things as a heart, stomach or intestines, ah, it's really sad to think about it, and the things that have been with you for 26 years suddenly left you without saying a word, and I feel a sense of loss that I was dumped by my girlfriend.
"Wow, wow, you, you can talk!" The young man who was still alive in front of him didn't know when he sat on the ground, his voice sounded like he had seen a ghost, and his facial features, which were not much bloody, became even whiter because of fear.
"Damn, what's so weird that I can talk!" His body has undergone such an unbelievable change, and he is regarded as a monster by others, of course he will be very angry, so he yelled at the young man.
"Ah, yes, I'm sorry!" As if frightened by me, the boy kept trembling and apologizing to me, and the humble voice and the face that was already too low to almost touch the ground became a little funny.
"Poof," I couldn't help but laugh, my body became like this and I was still in the mood to laugh, such a strong heart couldn't help but impress me with myself. Is it because I don't have a heart, and my mental ability to bear it has become much better?
"Ah, I'm sorry I was talking a little louder, but you don't have to," I tried to comfort the boy in front of me, and I tried to reach out to him, which should be the bone of the hand, to be exact.
"I'm really sorry, please forgive me," the boy kowtowed to me instead.
I don't understand what's going on with this guy.
"Get up for me, bastard!"
"Ah, yes, yes!" The boy stood up with a swish, although he looked submissive and weak, his movements were surprisingly agile.
Do you really have to force me to scold, does this guy have masochistic tendencies? Looks like you have to talk to him a little harder.
With my mind decided, I deliberately raised my voice and said, "Hey, boy, who are you?" β
"I, I'm Il Nasdra, yes, the apprentice of the Necromancer Vised."
Necromancer's apprentice? Speaking of necromancers, it seems to be a bit impressive.,A dark mage that appears in many games.,Usually some curses.,Summoning skeletons or something.γ
Wait, summon skeletons.
Although I don't want to believe it, it seems that this is the only way to explain it. I have a certain guess in my heart, and all that's left is to confirm with the boy in front of me, after all, the teacher has taught us to ask for advice with an open mind since we were children.
"So, Il-imp (although I can be called Il-Il directly, I still think that adding a imp at the back will make my words more imposing), did I summon it by you?"
"Yes, yes, Ben, I wanted to summon a skeleton soldier to try, no, I didn't expect to fight, I bothered you, no, I'm sorry," the boy stood straight like a stake, but his body was still shaking.
"And what is this place?"
"Thisβthis is the underground fortress of Necromancer Visside."
"Isn't it in China?"
"Huh? Yes, I'm sorry, I, I haven't heard of that, that kind of country. β
"Do you kid stutter? Speak to me well, don't be intermittent, it's tiring to listen to, bastard! β
"Ah, yes!"
Is that true, it seems that my soul traveled after being hit by a truck.
Although I don't want to admit it, but there's no way to admit it.,I've crossed into a strange world with magic.,If that's just the case.,Maybe I'm looking forward to it.,But why did I become a skeleton soldier?,What kind of bullshit setting is this?,Ah,I really want to scold people.,It's really not motivated at all.γ
I can barely accept the lack of head, limbs, and flesh and skin, but I don't even have a good brother between my legs, so I can't bear it! That's the only thing I'm satisfied with, and it's hard to have such a strong brother, that's my treasure! In the future, I will never be able to have fun with girls in the soft big bed again, ah, I'm going crazy!
Although he became a low-level skeleton soldier, he was still alive, and the cowardly boy in front of him who seemed to be useless seemed to be the one who summoned me, no matter how you look at this configuration, you can't survive the second episode in the cartoon, no, you shouldn't even be able to survive the first episode, at most you will live for 5 minutes and be turned into scum cannon fodder by the warriors.
And just like that, my life as a human being ended in such a blur.