[Chapter 2, Volume 2]

Section 102 Chapter 101 The Philosophy of Steamed Crabs

"Oh! Good! He hurriedly agreed, raised the scissors and cut it several times in a row, which was considered to have cut the ropes on the general's body, and then looked at Lu Qing, his hands moved together, and he picked out the cut straw rope in three strokes and five divisions!

This little girl! It's not easy!

He was about to compliment her when he heard her shout, "Hurry up! Hurry up and close the lid! Don't let this guy get out! ”

"Oh!" He subconsciously closed the lid of the pot with a "bang", and then looked at the general who had been unfettered, as if he had not realized that he had become a free body, still lying on the spot, motionless, just constantly shaking his little eyes, and desperately blowing bubbles in his mouth. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oh!" As if they had won the lottery, they both shouted in celebration and gave high-fives.

He poured out the words of praise: "To say that you are really a combination of wisdom, beauty, diligence, and virtue!" Not only out of the hall, but also into the kitchen. Not only can I cook home-cooked food, but I also have a set of ways to deal with this kind of big guy, which is really a show of wisdom! ”

She let out a knowing smile: "It's sweet in your mouth!" I'll let you eat one more crab leg in a while, and I'll break one of mine for you!" ”

He smiled evilly and leaned close to her face: "I don't rarely eat crab legs, I want to eat your legs, break your legs for me!" ”

"Think beautifully!" She threw the straw rope in her hand into the trash can, and then tapped her finger on his eyebrows: "It's not enough for you to eat crabs, you want to eat me!" ”

At this point, she realized that he said that breaking her leg actually implied a very lustful meaning, and her face was red with shame at that time: "I hate it!" You bad guy! You want to take advantage of me again! ”

"Oh?" He deliberately pretended to be stupid, raised his eyebrows upward, and put his palm on her thigh, "I didn't want to take advantage of you!" I'm just afraid that the crab legs are too small to eat, so break off your legs, and it may be about the same, and then see if there is anything else to eat......"

"Hate hate hate!" She was so ashamed that she couldn't raise her head, and stretched out her fists to smack him in the chest, "You bad guy! Someday, I'm going to eat you! Eat cleanly! ”

"Haha!" He laughed scoundrelly, "That's the best! But if you do eat me, then if you get out, you're not human, but what? It's a female praying mantis! Right? It's as if the female and male mantis will eat the male mantis after their wedding night in order to produce seeds! Why do you want to eat me clean? It's for the next generation in a hurry! ”

"Oops! You big badass! Her face turned even redder: "Who wants to be in a hurry with you to have the next generation!" People haven't decided whether to marry you yet! ”

He proudly kissed her cheek: "Then you can think about it!" When you think about it, I'll be ready at any time, even if I really eat me, I won't hesitate to do it! ”

She looked at his body, and was immediately happy, and half-joking: "I won't eat you!" You're so skinny, you eat with teeth! ”

"Good! You still think I'm skinny! He deliberately widened his eyes and stretched out his arms to hug her.

"Help!" She laughed and ducked.

But at this moment, the great general who had been untied in the steamer seemed to be shaken, his body shook a little, and he soon began to tentatively move his long legs.

Her eyes were sharp, and she saw it at once, and hurriedly stopped his playfulness: "Look at it! This guy has sensed that the straw rope is gone! Let's hurry up and cut the ropes of the other ones, or it will be a mess! ”

"Oh! Good! He also saw the general's movements, picked up the scissors and came to the steamer, held the lid of the pot with one hand, made a look at her, and continued to count: "Now start cutting the second one!" One! Two! Three! ”

When he counted to the third sound, he quickly lifted the lid of the pot and cut the straw rope from the second crab!

This time it was much more proficient than the first time, and after three or four simple strokes, the straw rope was cut into several pieces, and Lu Qing also moved his hands and quickly picked up the straw rope on the crab's body again.

However, this second crab was probably affected by the first crab, and the speed of "waking up" was much faster, and as soon as the grass rope broke away from its body, it had already begun to shake its two large pincers, trying to climb out, and the first crab also began to move!

"Quick! Cover again! She let out an exclamation, and he was fast enough to quickly close the lid just as the crab legs were about to reach the edge of the steamer!

At this moment, the two generals who had been unrestrained were frightened and began to curl their long legs into a ball again.

They high-fived each other again, looked at each other, and began a third attempt.

With the experience of the first two times, this third time was still very easy to deal with, although the first two guys still wanted to "escape" from prison, but the two worked closely together and still grabbed the lid in front of them to close the lid again.

Only the last one remains!

Both of them let out a sigh of relief, and he volunteered to point to the handle of the pot lid and said with a smile: "This time, let me also experience the fun of pulling a rope!" You are in charge of covering the lid of the pot, I will cut it with scissors first, and then quickly pull the rope away to find the feeling of a shadowless hand! ”

She hesitated, "Are you okay?" But seeing that he was full of enthusiasm, he couldn't bear to discourage him, and said, "Okay! But be careful when you draw the rope, don't bring the crabs out all at once! ”

"Don't worry!" He patted his chest: "Haven't we all succeeded several times?" Finally, this one is even more fine! ”

She smiled and said, "Good! Then I'll open the lid! One! Two! Three! ”

She lifted the lid at once, and he quickly reached for the last general. One, two, three, four, quickly cut the straw rope, he showed a smug smile, whistled, quickly handed the scissors from his right hand to his left hand, and then used his right hand to pull up the broken straw rope!

That's when the accident happened!

I don't know if it's too much emphasis on fast and too hard, or if this guy is already mentally prepared and uses big pliers to clamp a piece of straw rope, in short, when he pulls away the straw rope with his hand, he suddenly brings this guy up, draws a beautiful arc in the air, and then "snaps" and falls to the ground!

"Oops!" He was taken aback and hurriedly reached out to grab it, but he didn't expect that in a hurry, he collided with her hand that was about to cover the pot, and she also let out "Ah! The three guys in the steamer who were about to move could be regarded as seizing the opportunity, some of them waved big tongs, and jumped out of the steamer with somersaults; Some directly moved their long legs laterally, paced out in a grand manner, fell to the ground with a "snap", and then walked sideways quickly.

Although they take different ways to "break from prison", the same thing is that they are still blowing bubbles outward, and their little eyes are even more flickering, as if they are laughing at the craftsmanship of these two people!

The two couldn't cry or laugh, and he took the initiative to say with guilt: "I'm sorry!" I was careless! After saying that, the cat bent down to catch the culprit, but the last one was the big guy who escaped first.

I thought it would be easy to catch it back, but I didn't expect that in a hurry, I didn't know what magic this general had cast, so I immediately clamped his thumb with a big plier, and he cried out in pain: "Ah! ”

She smiled, hurriedly picked up the wash basin, poured out some of the water in it, handed it to him, and said, "Put your hands in quickly!" ”

He looked her in the eye with a slight horror and half-convinced dipped the general into the water along with his thumb. After a while, the general was really gracious, let go of his fingers, and began to swim in the water.

He breathed a sigh of relief and flicked his fingers desperately. She put down the basin, and left aside the other three fleeing fellows, came to him, and asked with concern, "How is it?" It hurts! ”

He rubbed the sides of his fingers vigorously and smiled awkwardly: "It's okay! There is no bleeding, but it hurts when it is clamped! I didn't expect it to be really said by you, it seems that this steamed crab is the same as engaging in politics and playing chess! The smoother the front, the easier it is to breed pride in the back, which can lead to mistakes. Moreover, the more it ends, the more careful you have to be! Otherwise, it will fall short, and it will really outweigh the losses! ”

She smiled, pulled his fingers and rubbed them gently: "You're pretty good at summing up!" It seems that this meal just now was not in vain, and in just this moment, I realized two political truths! Did you know? At that time, I was afraid that you were too strong, and I would take it out at once and remind you, and you didn't take it seriously, so you tasted the bitter fruit, right? ”

He nodded, "Yes! If you don't listen to the beauties, you will suffer in front of you! Xiaosheng is really convinced now, and he is convinced! ”

She smiled and took his finger in her mouth, sucked it gently, and said, "Just take it!" Are you feeling better now? Does it still hurt? ”

He watched her cherry mouth take his fingers in and out, and suddenly had evil thoughts, and he smiled: "The finger is good!" But that's not the case anywhere else! ”

Where did she think that he would be so bad, she thought that he was distressed, and comforted him with a smile: "Okay! Didn't you just let these guys run away? Let's just get them back! You! Grab the center of their front and back covers with your hands so you don't get caught in the big pliers! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a crab crawled forward, she quickly squatted down, grabbed it in her hand at once, and let its big pincers and long legs sway, but she couldn't touch her hand, "See! That's it! Will it be? ”

He had evil thoughts, but he didn't look at her action of catching crabs at all, just looked at her tight buttocks after squatting, infinite desires welled up in his mind, and when he saw her look back, he just nodded subconsciously and responded: "Got it!" Yes! ”