Chapter 325: The Fireman in the Kitchen of the Dao Palace
A dragon-shaped warship flew in the sky, shuttling through the mist like a marshmallow, moving forward at full speed like a dragon, the wind howling, the fog churning, and the vague shadows of the trees falling backwards
On the dragon-shaped warship, a group of young men and girls looked at everything curiously, not wanting to miss any place, but except for the churning fog, there were only vague shadows. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
After observing for a while, they all sat down in the dragon-shaped warship with little interest, enjoying the joy of being chosen by the Dao Palace.
"Grandma, I heard that there is a guy whose ancestral root is only half open, and he was actually selected by the Dao Palace, what kind of world, cats and dogs can cultivate immortals!"
Someone couldn't bear the loneliness and lowered his voice and said. Although the voice was deliberately lowered, everyone still heard it clearly.
"That's the No. 1 fierce man, I heard that he donated four thousand taels of gold incense money on the spot, grandma, that's gold, it's not Tugada, so rich, what kind of immortal do you cultivate, hug left and right, isn't it like a fairy every night!"
Someone whispered in agreement, and there was incomparable envy in his tone.
"Be quiet, maybe the master will be in the same boat with us! But thinking about 4,000 taels of gold to buy a fireman in a firewood house, it's still a bit uneconomical! ”
Someone continued to whisper.
At this moment, the dragon-shaped warship slammed down, swished out of the mist, and came to a world of birds and flowers, like a fairyland.
A young man dressed in Taoist robes with an outstanding demeanor stood on the bow of the dragon-shaped warship, scanning the young boys and girls in the ship, the corners of his mouth curled, as if he was smiling but not smiling, extremely strange.
I don't know if it's really a master, or just a trick, but after a glance, I have the urge to smoke him.
The dragon-shaped warship traveled for another half a moment, and finally gradually slowed down, and came to a stop in front of a stone house with a creaking sound.
In front of the stone house, another identical dragon-shaped warship also stopped, and a group of young men and women were walking down from it.
The young man, who had been smiling, shook his hair coquettishly and said, "All get off the boat, find a place to rest in the stone house, and wait for the senior brothers to come and choose someone." While waiting, don't fight, and don't make loud noises! ”
After the young man finished speaking, a blue light sword flew up on his back, and his feet stood on it, and the sword flew and disappeared into a green rainbow.
"So handsome, he can fly, so people have been worried for a long time, afraid that he will fall off the boat!"
A girl held her chest with both hands and said with a fascinated look in her eyes.
"Handsome fart, just pretending to be a criminal, I received 4,000 taels of gold from Lao Tzu, and I gave it to a fireman, what a fucking black! Still flying, why don't you fall and kill him! ”
A young man in black hugged his shoulders and looked in the direction where the young man flew away, cursing viciously like no one, bitter to the extreme.
"I hate it, you are not allowed to insult my idol!" The girl's apricot eyes widened, and she shouted with a murderous aura.
"Idols? It's not the object of vomiting, when you **** is older, you will understand that handsome doesn't look at face! Chick, give Lao Tzu a Le, Lao Tzu will reward you with ten taels of gold! ”
The young man in black pursed his lips, revealing a look of seven disagreeing and eight not angry, and finally simply flirted and was a hooligan.
The girl's angry jade face was flushed, her hands were clenched, and when she opened her mouth to fight back, someone next to her didn't know what to say to the girl, the girl turned her head, and after coldly dropping the word hooligan, she turned around and left with disdain.
The black-clothed boy shook his head with a bored expression, and as he turned to walk away, a pair of flaming eyes stared at him.
He seemed to feel it, turned around and looked back, and said with a smile: "Ugly ghost, it's useless to stare at us, if you want us to be in the wind, it's impossible to fall in love with you, an ugly ghost, you still die of this heart!" ”
"Despicable and shameless scoundrel, if you have the ability, you will shrink into the firewood room and not come out, otherwise you will definitely know the fate of offending your aunt and grandmother!"
The girl looked at the young man in black with a smug face, and said with a pale face.
The black-clothed young man who came out of the Taibai Building in Yanxia Town and had never been found actually appeared in the Dao Palace, which was not an ordinary bad luck.
Although the girl's face was blue and angry to the extreme, she just glared at the black-clothed young man a few times fiercely, but did not make a move.
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, put away your careful thoughts as soon as possible, Lao Tzu will not take a fancy to you, Lao Tzu doesn't like Princess Taiping the most, especially Princess Taiping who doesn't have an ass!"
The young man in black used his hands and feet at the same time, gesturing back and forth with his ass in front of his chest, and his words were extremely presumptuous, like a rascal.
"You...... Look for death! ”
After all, the girl's face was more tender, and where had she ever been so insulted, her eyes were full of tears, and her delicate body trembled with murderous aura, and she finally moved to kill.
The atmosphere became tense for a while, and the boys and girls watched coldly and completely ignored it.
Ahem
A fat man who looked like a water tank coughed and walked out of the side of the stone house, took two steps and took a step, constantly panting and coughing, and the wide robe fell to the ground like soaking in water.
"Senior Brother Montenegro, who is Senior Brother Montenegro? I'm Senior Brother Yunchang! ”
The fat man moved his water tank-like body with difficulty, and shouted as he walked, and a group of young boys and girls really sweated for him, worried that when he spoke, he would not be able to breathe, and he would die with a whimper.
The fat man who suddenly came out made the tense atmosphere disappear.
"I'm Montenegro, you're looking for me?" The black-clothed young man shrugged his shoulders and asked suspiciously.
"Senior Brother Montenegro, you are here, Senior Brother Yun Chang specially walked all night to pick you up here!"
Like the fat man in the water tank, he directly pulled the sleeve of the black mountain boy, and said with joy, as if he had seen his relatives and saviors.
"Let go, dead fatty! Lao Tzu doesn't like men, damn it, how do you feel like you fell into the fire pit, you must have been pitted by the bastard who received the first two gold of Lao Tzu! ”
Montenegro desperately tugged back on his sleeves and complained indignantly, but the fat man just didn't let go and clenched tightly.
"Senior Brother Montenegro, listen to Senior Brother Yun, isn't it gold, as long as you come to the firewood room, Senior Brother will pay double, you don't know, Senior Brother has to lose weight to cut wood and burn fires in the past year!"
Yun Chang's fat man's eyes were full of tears, his voice trembled, and he almost cried and wiped his tears, holding the sleeves of the black mountain tightly, as if he had suffered enough in the kitchen, and there was a burst of green onions on his body.
"Turtle...... I'm rubbing, you're going to be fucking thin and fuck, won't I become fat! ”
"Senior brother Montenegro's figure is indeed a little bloated, not as perfect as the senior brother's figure, but as long as you exercise in the kitchen for a while, the junior brother will also have a perfect body, I believe in the senior brother!"
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The black mountain was finally half-dragged and half-dragged away by the cloud chief fat man, and slowly walked towards a high mountain.
"Dead fatty, you won't have the surname Guan, right?"
"Off? Our surname is Yun, not Guan! ”
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