Huang Fuchen's eyes darkened, his eyebrows were dyed with a hint of displeasure, and his thin lips came out in a cold voice, "The young marshal's wife is the future overseer's wife, Ye Yanran, have you figured it out?" ”

"Understood. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Ye Yanran continued to bow her head to eat, and her movements were not slow or urgent.

Huang Fuchen saw the woman eating indifferently, almost without the slightest trace of anxiety, and was very angry in his heart.

Huang Fuchen dropped his chopsticks, his fingers hooked the woman's chin, and the woman's eating action stopped.

"What? The title of this young marshal lady is so unimportant in your mind, and it is not as good as eating? ”

Huang Fuchen asked a little angrily, and his eyebrows were displeased.

Ye Yanran dropped her chopsticks, was forced by the man to raise her chin, her eyes were calm, and her voice was calm, "Young marshal, the people take food as the sky, this meal is naturally the most important thing, and if you don't eat, you will live out." ”

Huang Fuchen was speechless for a moment by the woman's generous reply.

Ye Yanran reached out and took down the man's palm that was tied to her chin, and continued to eat with her head down, her movements were not slow or urgent, and she ate as if she had a good taste.

Seeing this, Huang Fuchen continued to eat, took a bite of food, and looked at the woman beside him, "This is lunch, where are you going?" ”

Ye Yanran ate and said calmly, "Go to the barracks." ”

"What are you going to do there?"

Ye Yanran chewed slowly and swallowed the rice mixed with the vegetables, and fell back lightly, "Last time, a few wounded soldiers had severe chilblains wrapped around their feet, and I want to go and see how the recovery is, so as not to affect the soldiers' drills." ”

Huang Fuchen listened, his eyes stared at Ye Yanran's ruddy and blood-colored cheeks, leaned closer to his head, and his voice was seductive, "Yan'er, seeing you running around with such strength, Ben Shuai felt ashamed." ”

Ye Yanran dropped her chopsticks, looked sideways at the pair of eyes that were close, and the man's eyes spread out layers of banter.

"Young marshal, what makes you ashamed, you can talk about it."

"Hehe~~" Huang Fuchen laughed lowly, his coarse palm was raised, gently rubbing the woman's hair, stroking inch by inch.

"Yan'er, you are so vigorous, will make Ben Shuai think that Ben Shuai is not working hard enough, you don't take a break for such a night, and you have to run to the barracks?"

Ye Yanran's cheeks became more and more red, and she suddenly withdrew her gaze, she understood the meaning of the teasing.

"Yan'er." Huang Fuchen's palm fell, rubbing the woman's slender thigh, through the fabric.

"I also said that your body can't stand it, Ben Shuai thinks that this seamless cooperation is none other than you and Ben Shuai!"

"Huang Fuchen!" Ye Yanran stood up in shame all of a sudden, and the chopsticks in her palm slapped heavily on the table, "Do you still have the appearance of a town army commander!" ”

Huang Fuchen was stunned by the woman's sudden anger, and soon smiled deeply.

"Yan'er, don't be angry, sit down and eat, keep eating!"

Huang Fuchen took his chopsticks as he spoke, and took a large piece of roast chicken and landed on the woman's rice bowl.

Ye Yanran saw it, her phoenix eyes stared at the man's flattering expression with a little indignation, was silent for a moment, and sat down.

Ye Yanran continued to eat, thinking that it was better to eat alone, this man didn't come to his house a few days ago, what kind of madness did he have last night, did those two women not serve his mother?

Ye Yanran thought that it was impossible, the look of those two women admiring Huang Fuchen, anyone could see that it should be this man who wanted to ask for a night, they were all desperate, it was really weird!

Huang Fuchen continued to eat on his stomach quickly, the man who was marching and fighting ate cleanly, and soon the third bowl of rice was bottomed out.

The rose behind handed a white square handkerchief, and Huang Fuchen reached out to take it and wiped his mouth.

The next moment, Huang Fuchen stared at Ye Yanran with deep eyes.

At this moment, Ye Yanran was drinking a bowl of soup, under her small and erect nose, her ruddy little mouth blew away the hot air on the soup spoon, and her slightly pursed mouth was facing the soup spoon, and she gently took a sip of the soup and took a big sip.

Huang Fuchen's eyes were well versed in watching the woman drink the soup, and his throat couldn't help but roll up and down.

"Yan'er... Huang Fuchen spoke in a low voice.

Ye Yanran drank the soup and didn't look up, "What's wrong?" ”

Huang Fuchen stood up suddenly, bent over, and suddenly hugged the woman from behind with his strong arms.

"Ah~~ Huang Fuchen! What are you doing? Ye Yanran was so frightened that she screamed, and the spoon containing the soup almost spilled.

Seeing this, the rose behind immediately blushed and hurriedly rushed out of the door.

Huang Fuchen easily picked up the woman from the chair with both arms, landed on his legs, and rubbed the woman's thin waist with both hands.

"Yan'er, you were confusing me just now."

Ye Yanran was suddenly hugged by the man on her lap, very uncomfortable, and looked at the man puzzled, "Huang Fuchen, what am I confusing you about?" ”

Huang Fuchen lowered his eyes and landed on the bowl of soup in the woman's hand, "What are you doing here?" ”

Ye Yanran was stunned for a moment, and glanced down at the bowl of soup in her hand, "Drink soup!" ”

"I'm going to drink it too." Huang Fuchen leaned closer to his face, his eyes burning at the woman's ruddy little mouth.

Ye Yanran listened, was stunned for a moment, and then got up, "I'll help you serve a bowl." ”

"No!" Huang Fuchen fell heavily, wrapped his palm around the woman's thin waist, and pressed her body down.

"Yan'er, Ben Shuai wants you to feed me." Huang Fuchen's eyes were scorching, and his voice was hoarse and tender, and his low and deep voice was mixed with a bit of attractiveness.

Ye Yanran wrinkled her eyebrows all of a sudden, looked at the man in front of her, and muttered in her heart, when did this man become like this... It's a bit hypocritical, it's so strange, it's time to go crazy again.

Ye Yanran lowered her head, scooped a spoonful of soup, and handed it to the man's lips, her voice was faint, "Drink." ”

Huang Fuchen's dark brown pupils locked the woman's face for a long time, and he leaned closer to his face and took a sip of soup.

Spoonful after spoonful of soup was fed into the man's mouth, Ye Yanran lowered her eyes, uncomfortable, the action of feeding the soup became faster and faster, she thought about finishing it quickly, this man looked like he was going crazy again.

"Wow~~" a miss.

A spoonful of soup was sprinkled on the man's chin, and the man's knife-like chin, and the fine and dense stubble stained the soup, falling drop by drop.

"Less... Young Marshal... Ye Yanran was embarrassed, and a pair of phoenix eyes stared at the man's wet chin that was splashed with some concern.

Ye Yanran looked at Emperor Fuchen's eyes, which became hotter and hotter, and she panicked for a while, and hurriedly took out the handkerchief in her pocket, "Young marshal, I'll help you wipe it off... ”

"Ah~~~!" Ye Yanran screamed, the bowl in her hand fell off, fell to the ground with a clatter, and fell to pieces.

A broad palm suddenly wrapped around the back of the woman's head, pressing her head down, and the fiery thin lips met the woman's lip flap.

"Hmm..." Before Ye Yanran could react, a mouthful of thick soup poured from the man's mouth into her own mouth.

Ye Yanran felt sick for a while, but she was pressed by the man on her head, and the soup slid down her throat from top to bottom.

"Gollum, Gollum~~" The sound of the soup swallowing.

Huang Fuchen's eyes were well understood, with a hint of banter, staring at the woman's phoenix eyes, and the tip of his tongue was still feverishly sweeping the woman's teeth.

"Ah~~" Rose's cry, she heard the sound of the porcelain bowl breaking in the distance, and hurriedly ran over, and when she entered the door, she saw Huang Fuchen kissing her young lady feverishly, and turned her back all of a sudden.

Huang Fuchen's eyes sank slightly, and his lips sucked into the woman's small mouth again, and slowly let go.

Ye Yanran was let go, and immediately stood up, took a step back, and looked at the rose at the door.

Rose reacted with her back and hurriedly waved her hand to the back, "Young marshal, Aunt Eight, Rose is rude, Rose didn't see anything...

Rose hurriedly ran away in a panic, and this time she ran far away.

When Ye Yanran saw it, she was embarrassed all of a sudden, her cheeks were already red, and she looked back at the man with a heavy smile.

"Young Marshal, you're going to the barracks."

Huang Fuchen stood up and stepped forward.

Seeing this, Ye Yanran hurriedly took a step back and calmly tilted her head to the side.

Huang Fuchen saw it, his eyes were well understood, and the military boots took another step forward...

Ye Yanran lowered her head and saw the pair of black shiny military boots, and hurriedly took a step back.

Advance...

Back off...

"Ahh Ye Yanran screamed, the man's arm grabbed the woman's thin waist, and pulled hard, and the woman's soft chest suddenly hit the man's hard chest.

Ye Yanran raised her eyes in a panic, "Huang Fuchen...

"Aren't you going to the barracks? It just so happened that Ben Shuai also went and went by car together. Huang Fuchen's palm loosened the woman's thin waist, and his palm clasped the woman's small hand.

Ye Yanran raised her eyes, met the man's eyes, and was silent for a moment, "I can ride a horse." ”

"Hypocrisy!" Huang Fuchen stretched out his hand and scratched the bridge of the woman's nose, "You like to refuse this handsome's kindness so much?" ”

Ye Yanran lowered her head and was silent for a moment, "Then I'll go and pick up the medicine box." ”

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At the entrance of the barracks, the commander's tent and the soldiers' were separated.

The car stopped.

"Young marshal, I'll get out of the car first." Ye Yanran stretched out her hand and was about to carry the medicine box.

Huang Fuchen stretched out his hand and pressed the woman's hand, looking at the woman with a complicated and strange emotion.

"Yan'er, my own handsome, huh?"

Ye Yanran's face was embarrassed, she lowered her head, and her voice was a little cold, "Young marshal, your generals and soldiers outside are waiting for you, I'll get out of the car first." ”

Ye Yanran reached out to carry the medicine box again, but Huang Fuchen's palm pressed the woman's hand tightly and rubbed it in the palm of his hand.

"Yan'er!!" Huang Fuchen's voice was a little heavier.

Ye Yanran still lowered her eyes, and said in a cold voice, "Young marshal, I can't do it, please don't make it difficult for others." ”

Huang Fuchen's thick black sword eyebrows were stained with a thin layer of anger, and his palm tightly rubbed the woman's hand.

"Ben Shuai often kisses you, shouldn't you kiss Ben Shuai once?"

Ye Yanran listened, and couldn't help but laugh bitterly, "I didn't let you kiss me, you forced me." ”

"You~~!" Huang Fuchen's entire brow was about to stand up, his copper-colored skin became more and more iron-blue, and his angular face tensed for a moment.

Huang Fuchen stared at Ye Yanran's cold face for a long time, "Yan'er, what about smiling at Ben Shuai?" Well? ”

Huang Fuchen's face was closer, and the palm bones held the woman's face, and the man's copper-colored palm, the reddish joint bones held the woman's Bai Xi's soft face, forming a stark contrast.

"Yan'er, be good, laugh at one?"

In the depths of the man's eyes, there were wisps of expectation, and his voice was a little softer.

Ye Yanran raised her eyes slightly, glanced at Huang Fuchen, met the pair of burning eagle eyes, and lowered her head suddenly, her heart was very angry.

A long silence ...

"Young marshal, let me get out of the car." Ye Yanran finally spoke up, thinking in her heart, this man likes to see fake smiles so much.

Huang Fuchen's palm loosened the woman's face, and his eyes stared coldly at the woman's drooping face and the lowered eyelashes.

Seeing this, Ye Yanran lifted the medicine box on the side and knocked on the car window.

Outside, Adjutant Chen opened the car door, and a cold wind rushed in his face, ruffling the hair from the woman's ear.

Ye Yanran left with the medical kit and walked towards the barracks at the end, where there was the training ground.

Huang Fuchen's eyes fell faintly on the figure in the distance, carrying the medicine box on his back, the plain tweed coat, and the slender waist, swaying in the cold wind, step by step, fading in his eyes.

"Young Marshal, Senior Commander Lin is waiting inside." Adjutant Chen stood outside the car door and reminded.

Huang Fuchen got out of the car, his tall body stood in front of the car door, a pair of eagle eyes narrowed slightly, and landed on the dirt road, the distant figure of the woman.

Yan'er, Ben Shuai will definitely let you take the initiative to show favor and take the initiative to accept joy.

Huang Fuchen thought about this, and he always felt a feeling of blood boiling.

Adjutant Chen on the side followed Huang Fuchen's gaze and looked at the back of the disappeared Ye Yanran, and couldn't help but bow his head and smile, the young marshal was really interested in the eighth aunt.

"Adjutant Chen, did General Ye list the title of the book and the name of the flower for you?" Huang Fuchen suddenly asked.

"Yes!" Adjutant Chen hurriedly stepped forward, "Young marshal, my subordinates have already handed over the book to the craftsmen and flower farmers, and they will all decorate the study and flower room, just wait for the young marshal to give it to the eighth aunt, this is a big surprise." ”

When Huang Fuchen heard this, a hint of a smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "Hehe~~ I won't smile when the time comes. ”

Huang Fuchen dropped these words, and behind his back, he walked into the barracks tent.

When Adjutant Chen heard this, he frowned a little incomprehensibly.

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Two days passed.

On the third day, in the early morning of late winter and early spring, it was extremely cold, and a trace of snowmelt chill was chilling to the bone.

The magpie jumped on a plum tree and cried on it, and after a while, on the branch at the other end, the magpie fell and cried merrily.

In the east wing, the charcoal fire had been reduced to ashes.

In the peach-colored bed tent, in the warm futon, the man's broad copper-colored arms rolled up in the wisps of the woman asleep.

The sound of birds came into the room, Huang Fuchen moved his eyelids slightly, and his thick palm rubbed against the woman beside him, and the soft and delicate skin caressed little by little.

"Yan'er... Huang Fuchen let out a muffled scream, and his entire huge body jumped over and pressed against the soft woman.

“。。。” Ye Yanran tightened her eyebrows all of a sudden, she felt the man's hard body, she knew very well what he was going to do, after a few mornings, the feeling of boredom became deeper and deeper.

"Huang Fuchen... You're enough. Ye Yanran stretched out her hand and pushed the man's chest.

"Yan'er. Inadequate! Ben Shuai must let you conceive a son as soon as possible. Huang Fuchen grabbed one of the woman's legs with both arms and pulled hard.

Son! Son!! Ye Yanran listened to such words for several days, she really wanted to roar loudly, Huang Fuchen, don't daydream, I, Ye Yanran, will not give birth to a child for you, and I will not give birth to a child for you.

"Yan'er, close your eyes and feel it." Huang Fuchen rubbed the woman's smooth back with his palm and kissed the woman's eyebrows.

"Hmm... Yes! Ye Yanran suddenly opened her phoenix eyes, and the sudden intrusion made people always so suffocating.

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Time passed minute by minute.

The wind and clouds swept through the woman's delicate body with a residual force, leaving a body of pink marks.

The dawn broke through the dark light, and it became a little stronger, and the warm sun shone on the courtyard outside, and the pair of magpies on the branches cried more and more cheerfully.

The smell of fishy food emanated from the side room, filling the bed tent.

Huang Fuchen lay on the woman's heart, sucked and sucked heavily, and let go of his lips, "Yan'er, do you like Ben Shuai to hurt you so much every night?" ”

Ye Yanran stared at the sky above the bed tent in a daze, gasping slightly, her eyes were cold.

"Can I say I don't like it? Will you accept it? ”

Huang Fuchen's eyes darkened, and his thin lips pursed into a line of arc.

"Can't! What Ben Shuai gave you, you have to suffer! ”

Ye Yanran hooked her lips and sneered, "In that case, what else are you asking?" Anyway, young marshal, what do you want, I don't have the strength to resist. ”

Huangfu Chen was silent, and bit the floating on the woman's heart.

"Hiss~~" Ye Yanran snorted bitterly, "Huang Fuchen, you crazy person!" ”

"Yan'er, has this heart of yours been changing its tricks to resist Ben Shuai?" Huang Fuchen's voice was full of anger.

Ye Yanran stretched out her hand to cover her heart, and her little hand was ripped open by the man.

"Biting pain? Ben Shuai rubbed it. Huang Fuchen didn't say a word, his palm was covered, kneading it lightly and heavily, his eyes were burning with a little emotion.

Ye Yanran blushed shyly all of a sudden, and turned away.

"Yan'er, you don't have to go to the barracks today."

"Why?" Ye Yanran came back to her senses suddenly, very anxious.

Huang Fuchen's palms were still not light or heavy, rubbing them in circles, as if they were a little playful.

Seeing this, Ye Yanran lowered her head again, and lowered her eyes shyly, but she had no ability to resist, that feeling of disgust.

"Yan'er, those soldiers are a group of gentlemen, you are a woman who goes to the barracks and treats their foot injuries, you are a handsome woman, you can't do such a thing!"

"Huang Fuchen! They are your soldiers. Ye Yanran was anxious.

"You're a handsome woman!!" Huang Fuchen fell heavily, and his other palm followed, and he played with it, and the more he played, the more energetic he became.

"Huang Fuchen! You're serious! Ye Yanran was anxious, and her hands wanted to resist.

"Yan'er, with you, how does Ben Shuai need to be serious? Well? Huang Fuchen controlled the woman's wrist with one hand and continued to play recklessly.

“。。。” Ye Yanran closed a pair of clear watery eyes, she really didn't want to talk like this, she was thin-skinned, she was too shy.

When Huang Fuchen saw it, he smiled dumbly, "It's really good. ”

Huang Fuchen fell down suddenly, kissed the woman's collarbone, rubbed his hands back and forth, and slowly let go.

There were a large number of powder marks all over the place, and the strength was obvious.

Huang Fuchen lowered his head and dropped the words in the woman's ear, and whispered softly, "Yan'er, it's really big. ”

"Disgusting!" Ye Yanran blurted out and scolded, brushing her face all at once, her whole cheeks were hot, and the roots of her ears were red.

When Huang Fuchen heard this, his eyes were frivolous, his sword eyebrows were raised, and he couldn't help but smile, "Yan'er, what do you think is disgusting?" ”

"You!!" Ye Yanran blurted out, her eyes were stunned, and her hands were wrapped around her in front of her, and the hot feeling of scratching came for a while.

Huang Fuchen changed positions, reached out and hugged the woman, and lay down again.

"Yan'er, you goblin...

"Huang Fuchen, it's time for you to get up and go to the barracks, it's getting dark outside." Ye Yanran looked at the sky outside the house and anxiously reminded her that she was very panicked when she saw the man lying down again.

Huang Fuchen put his arms around the woman, lowered his head and kissed him, and sighed with a smile, "** The bitter and short days are high, and the king will not be early from now on, and the words of the ancients have some truth." ”

"That's the faint king!" Ye Yanran blurted out.

"Hehe~~" Huang Fuchen's palm rubbed against the woman's thin waist and sneered, "Yan'er, Ben Shuai will be a faint gentleman for you, how do you say the world will scold you?" ”

"Will you?" Ye Yanran looked sideways at the man's eyebrows and asked with a little disdain.

"Yes!" Huang Fuchen's eyes were burning, with a layer of firmness that he didn't even know.

"Heh~~" Ye Yanran laughed coldly, "Young marshal, I found out for the first time, it turns out that you can also coax women, and you can coax them like that." ”

Huang Fuchen stretched out his hand and hooked the bridge of the woman's nose, and said with a deep smile, "This handsome only coaxes you!" ”

Ye Yanran smiled coldly and didn't respond, it's strange that what this man said was credible.

"Why don't you believe it?" Huang Fuchen picked up the woman's open cheek and hooked the woman's chin.

Ye Yanran lowered her eyes and fell back lightly, "I believe it." ”

Huang Fuchen's eyes stared deeply at the woman's eyebrows, and his palm rubbed the woman's back, sliding up a little bit along the backbone, "Yan'er, it's okay if you don't believe it, you will believe it soon." ”

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A moment later, the door to the West Wing opened.

Huang Fuchen went out in a military uniform...

Ye Yanran was dressed in messy clothes, her legs fell to the ground, and the thick liquid gurgled out from under her body, Ye Yanran suddenly tightened her brows and quickly sat down.

The thickness still slipped down the thighs and landed on the pedals in front of the bed, forming a puddle of water.

"Rose!! Rosebush!! Ye Yanran shouted outside.

"Hey! Miss! Rose pushed the door open from the outside, ran into the inner room, lifted the roller blinds, and approached the bed.

"Miss, what's wrong? Do you want to get hot water? ”

Ye Yanran nodded hurriedly, "Hurry up!" I'm having a hard time! It's disgusting. ”

Rose was stunned for a moment, her eyes fell on Ye Yanran's closed calves, and then looked at the pedal, the puddle of water stains was thick and white.

"Miss... I... I'll go get you hot water right away. Rose hurriedly ran out.

When he opened the door, he bumped into Huang Fuchen, who had gone and returned.

"Huh? Young marshal? How did you get back? When Rose saw Huang Fuchen, she panicked all of a sudden.

Huang Fuchen glanced at Rose, "Your young lady is inside?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Rose hurriedly responded.

Huang Fuchen was about to go in, when he suddenly remembered something, turned around, and looked at Rose suspiciously, "What are you doing in such a hurry?" ”

Rose was startled and hurriedly spoke, "Go. . . Go and fetch hot water for the young lady, bathe and change clothes. ”

Huang Fuchen brushed Rose's side and walked quickly inside.

Seeing this, Rose breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly ran out.

Huang Fuchen strode inside, Ye Yanran was still sitting on the edge of the bed, her long black hair was scattered, and a pair of phoenix eyes were circulating, looking at Huang Fuchen who had gone and returned, she was also shocked.

Huang Fuchen walked to the bed and looked condescendingly at the woman's flustered eyes.

"Yan'er, what's wrong?"

Huang Fuchen's eyes quickly glanced at the woman's folded legs and the puddle of water stains that had landed on the footboard.

"How did you get it all out? Yan'er, go to bed and lie down! Huang Fuchen hurriedly stepped forward, reached out to hold the woman's shoulders, and pressed her down.

"If you lie down like this for a long time, you will soon conceive a son." Huang Fuchen pulled the futon on the side and covered Ye Yanran's body.

Huang Fuchen saw the woman's flat legs, stepped forward and connected the futon, lifted the woman's knees, and bent her legs to put them down.

"Lift it up like this, a little longer! Today, you don't have to go to the barracks! Huang Fuchen's tone of command fell.

Ye Yanran was taken aback, and hurriedly shook her head, "No, I'm going!" ”

"That said, if you don't have to go, you don't have to go!!" Huang Fuchen's cold and hard tone.

"Huang Fuchen, are you restricting my freedom?" Ye Yanran was annoyed.

Huang Fuchen looked sideways disapprelicly, sat down along the edge of the bed, covered the woman's lower abdomen with his palm, rubbing it very dotingly, and his voice was a little excited, "Pregnant with a handsome child is your task, it is your most important thing, there are military doctors in the barracks, you don't have to worry about it!" ”

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and Rose walked towards the side room with a few maids carrying hot water.

There was a knock on the door.

"Young Marshal, are you still there? Rose brought hot water to Aunt Eight and waited for her to bathe and change her clothes. ”

Ye Yanran listened, a happy color crossed her eyes, and she was about to get up.

Huang Fuchen pressed the woman's shoulder with one palm, got up, and said in a deep voice outside, "Bring down the hot water, and after noon, bathe the eighth aunt!" ”

"Yes!" When Rose heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then quickly reacted, and left with a group of rough maids with basins of hot water.

"Huang Fuchen!! What exactly are you going to do? I'm so sad that I'm going to shower and change my clothes!! Ye Yanran's whole body exploded.

Huang Fuchen listened to the small footsteps of leaving outside, stepped forward, lowered his head, and reached out to touch the woman's face.

"Yan'er, be good, lie down for a while, Ben Shuai wondered, why has it been so long, your stomach hasn't moved at all, you should have gotten up every morning, you got it out, and you bathed and washed it clean!"

Huang Fuchen continued to speak solemnly, "Therefore, Ben Shuai decided that in the future, you don't get up during the day, lie down for a long time, and after noon, get up for lunch, and then bathe and change clothes." ”

"No, no, no!!" Ye Yanran's entire phoenix eyes flashed excitedly, tears filled her eyes all at once, and she exclaimed excitedly, "Huang Fuchen, I don't want this!" I'm not a child-giving machine, how can you do that!! I'm going to get up! ”