"Don't drink, never drink!"

The middle-aged farmer shook his head and waved his hands and said, looking so honest that he couldn't be more honest. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why is that?"

Li Yuangen's pale face shook involuntarily, and he asked in a sincere tone.

"No money!"

……

Li Yuangen diligently dragged a chair, wiped the sleeve of his fur coat, and politely invited the middle-aged farmer to sit down, and then ran to get the middle-aged farmer's hoe.

Li Yuangen's big hand grabbed the hoe and wanted to leave, but the hoe didn't move at all.

Yo drink, it won't be so heavy, right? Li Yuangen turned around, held it with both hands, and pulled it into his arms hard, but he didn't move! No matter how hard I tried, I still didn't move!

Li Yuangen's face was red, his neck was thick and he held back his strength for a long time, but he didn't move the hoe for half a minute, and had to return to his seat in a gloomy manner, his face full of astonishment. But in my heart, I muttered in pain: "A great opportunity is in front of me, but I can't grasp it, oops, my heart, liver and lungs are hurting!" ”

"Sycophant, made of paper, so tall that you can't hold a pickaxe, isn't it a shame? Brother Xiaoshu, does he look like a little garlic in your hometown? ”

Chu Yi chewed the sugar gourd in his mouth, tilted his head, glanced at Li Yuangen with big eyes, and said with disdain.

"Little garlic, how do you say it?"

Li Yuangen heard this word for the first time and asked suspiciously.

"Stupid! Big head, small thin neck, just eat, don't work! ”

Chu Yi tilted his head, swayed the rock sugar gourd, and said innocently, his big eyes full of banter.

"It's the meaning of the rice bucket!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu sandwiched a grain of peanuts and added.

"Rice bucket? This statement is really unusual, boss, if you don't try it, in fact, the hoe is not very heavy, but I can't pick it up! ”

Li Yuangen said while lobbying, while scolding himself in his heart: "It's indeed a rice bucket, it's indeed a rice bucket!" ”

"Encounter is fate, fat people please drink, don't drink in vain, come to uncle, drink a bowl, this wine is strong enough, the key is not too expensive!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu poured a bowl of wine for the middle-aged farmer, and said indifferently, anyway, he didn't spend his own money, so he tilted his neck and drank a bowl of wine. His mouth clicked, and his eyes looked at the middle-aged farmer.

"This little brother is interesting, don't drink for nothing, don't drink it seems that I'm hypocritical, but I have a rule for drinking: don't drink, don't drink, don't drink if you don't have fun......"

"Long-winded, how can there be so many ways to drink a wine, just drink it in your mouth, or not?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu suddenly interrupted the middle-aged farmer who was chattering, and said as if he didn't drink and pulled down.

"Would you like to add some color? Otherwise, it's so boring to drink so dry! ”

The middle-aged farmer said with an unyielding posture.

"Don't know what you're betting on?"

Li Yuangen on the side stared at Dongfang Xiaoshu with a slit in his eyes, desperately glancing at Dongfang Xiaoshu, but Dongfang Xiaoshu turned a blind eye and had to interject.

"That's it, don't say that I bully the small, as long as this little brother can pick up my hoe, see it, this jade pendant is yours!"

The middle-aged farmer reached out and grabbed a handful of peanuts, and said in a salty and non-salty manner, but there was an extra black jade pendant in his hand, glowing with black light, as if he often played with a handpan.

"What if you don't pick it up?"

Li Yuangen asked hurriedly with a slit in his eyes.

"I want her!"

The middle-aged farmer chewed peanuts and pointed to the first year of junior high school.

"A brand wants to change the first year of junior high school? Are you stupid or am I stupid? That's it, don't say that I'm bullying you for your age, I'll have a question that you know in the first year of junior high school, you just need to answer it, and the first year of junior high school will go with you; ”

"If you can't answer, the jade pendant belongs to me, and I don't want the hoe, after all, it's your eating thing, and taking it doesn't mean that you will take your life!"

"But I see that you have a book hanging on your waist, it's a good thing for us to farm and read books, but hanging it on your waist is a bit ostentatious, count it together as a lottery, plus you have to promise me three things, how about it?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu's eyes full of smiles, flashed indifference and vicissitudes, and instantly changed into a person and said, surprisingly Chu Yi didn't say anything, and didn't seem to care about Dongfang Xiaoshu taking it as a bet.

The middle-aged farmer was stunned for a moment, and the peanuts thrown into his mouth were also stunned, as if he didn't expect Dongfang Xiaoshu to say this, and he was silent for a while.

A colorful bird appeared on the beam of the tavern at some point, and a jar of wine was placed next to it, looking at everything below with interest, and from time to time probing its brain to take a sip of wine.

Sanzi raised his head inadvertently, looked at the beam, a trace of doubt flashed in his wild eyes, and he still ignored it, concentrating on dealing with the beef on the plate, because he used chopsticks, so Sanzi was very attentive.

"Drink, drink!"

As soon as Li Yuangen saw that he was going to be cold, he immediately picked up the wine bowl and said, no matter whether others drank it or not, he grunted it all by himself.

"I regret it, I don't gamble, it's the same as anyone who drinks!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu took a sip of wine, the indifference and vicissitudes in his eyes faded, and he was full of laughter again.

"I bet!"

The middle-aged farmer was silent for a while and said affirmatively, still the old god is here, as if there is nothing in the world that he can't do.

"Are you sure?"

Dongfang Xiaoshu asked in amazement, but his eyes were still full of smiles.

"What has been said is not repeated!"

The middle-aged farmer said with a sudden smile.

"Personality!"

After Dongfang Xiaoshu finished speaking, he didn't say a word on the table, dipped in wine and wrote, and after writing, he raised his wine bowl and drank it all.

The middle-aged farmer on the side shrugged his eyebrows after reading the words written by Dongfang Xiaoshu, and then wrinkled tightly, and even the smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared, and he fell into thought.

Li Yuangen stretched his neck, stared left and right, and even closed his eyes and began to meditate.

Chu Yi had already put aside the rock sugar gourd, picked up a small piece of meat, chewed it slowly, and even sniffed the wine in the jar with his nose, which looked extremely cute.

The bird perched on the beam was so stunned that it almost fell off the beam, and after a few flaps of its wings, it plunged headlong into the jar of wine.

The third son was still eating meat, and the Dongfang Xiaoshu sandwiched another peanut, but when the bird flapped its wings, the third son and the Dongfang Xiaoshu looked at the beam in unison, but the result was still empty.

Time passed in a sip of wine, a peanut, a sip of wine, and a peanut.

Unconsciously, a jar of wine was empty, the squatting birds on the beam, their feathers were also dry, the rock sugar gourd on the first day of junior high school was gone, and the meat on the plate of the third son was gone, and they looked around as if they were not full.

"As soon as people get older, their heads will not be bright, but it doesn't matter, uncle, you think slowly, there is time! Man, here are three catties of beef, a jar of wine, and a plate of peanuts! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu's tone was calm, his eyes were still full of smiles, and he said lightly.

"These eyes are really annoying, I hate to see such eyes!"

Li Yuangen saw Dongfang Xiaoshu's smiling eyes, he felt a chill in his spine, remembering the two most tragic experiences in his life, Li Yuangen scolded secretly, picked up the bowl and dried it all, concentrating on dealing with the steaming beef.

"Yu Pei yours, books yours, as for the three things promised to you, think about it and tell me, farewell!"

The middle-aged farmer pushed the black jade pendant to Dongfang Xiaoshu, untied a book from his waist and handed it to Dongfang Xiaoshu, picked up the wine bowl, drank all the wine in the wine bowl, and after speaking, he stood up, glanced at Li Yuangen, and walked out.

The third son suddenly looked up, and his eyes widened instantly, because he didn't see how the hoe and pickaxe appeared in the middle-aged farmer's hand.

"Boy, it's so competitive! Finally took a bad breath for me, thank you! Remember not to open that book, see you soon! ”

The colorful bird transmitted the voice to Dongfang Xiaoshudao, and his tone was full of joy, but what he never expected was that this incident affected the chair and became an innocent unlucky egg.

Dongfang Xiaoshu was stunned for a moment, but recovered instantly, grabbed a peanut as if nothing happened, and chewed it comfortably.

……

"As for it, isn't it just a sign, as for taking other people's little girls as lottery heads?"

The colorful bird asked cheerfully.

"Huh? Didn't the fat man mean that it couldn't be done too obviously? ”

"Let a farmer recite a lame poem, just like going to a thatched house, there is that can't be pulled!"

The middle-aged farmer couldn't answer more honestly.

"Yes, it's just a sign to be sent, not to mention half a book, and you have to promise people three things, and you're going to lose a lot!"

"Suffering is the greatest blessing!"

The middle-aged farmer flicked his sleeves and said with a smile, speeding up his pace.

"Hey, that book doesn't even dare to look at the fat man, you don't even have a reminder, I don't know what your intentions are?"

"The mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire!"

……

"Boss, I'm really convinced of you, you can come up with such a question!"

Li Yuangen stretched out his thumb and shook it back and forth in front of the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and praised it sincerely, but his hand grabbed the black jade pendant on the table.

"Sycophant, this is mine, take away your stinky claws, I won it back as a lottery, so it's mine!"

Chu Yiyi snatched the black jade pendant in his hand, and said with a small pout, with a victorious expression.

"I've got this book, and you won't be able to read it anyway!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu said lightly, but without hesitation, he reached out and held the book in his hand and put it in his arms.

"Boss, who can do what you wrote on the table?"

Li Yuangen looked puzzled, and asked Dongfang Xiaoshu tentatively.

"I don't know, anyway, no one in Brother Xiaoshu's hometown can do it!"

The junior high on the side played with the black jade pendant in his hand, and replied innocently, his big eyes full of cunning.

"I really want to take your head apart and see how you can come up with so many strange ideas and drink!"

……