"Come on, help, Xiao Tang Tang has committed suicide!" The fat girl of the pig family rushed out of the small dilapidated house where Tang Dou lived with a scream like a flower, rolling and crawling along the way, crushing three cats to death and kicking two dogs. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Tang Dou's eyes were protruding, staring at the clumsy and thick flower, wanting to cry without tears: "Your sister, you should put me down first!" You just committed suicide, your whole family committed suicide! ”

As an antique dealer, because a few days ago, a group of tomb robbers found a bronze ancient mirror, and was sought revenge by others. As a result, Tang Dou, who was now in a situation where he was committing suicide, sent out the last spit attack in his life, and then it was pitch black in front of him.

One more second!

The icy cold water poured into his mouth, making Tang Dou open his eyes, and he was shocked to find that he was actually in an extremely wide river, the river was turbulent, cold and piercing, and from time to time he could see the swirling water vortex, and there were half-man-high waves.

Tang Dou didn't have time to think about it, he was already swept away by the torrent for dozens of meters, fortunately he grew up in the south and had excellent humanity, so he hurriedly swam to the shore, but after swimming a few meters, a huge wave of shore slapping took him to the shore.

"Hahaha, if you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a blessing in the future. My little Tang Tang is alive again. I'm not dead! Tang Dou cried and laughed, bursting into tears. Ever since he saw his parents die in a car accident when he was five years old, and since his mother gave up hope of survival in order to save him, Tang Dou has become very afraid of death.

Finally gasping for air, Tang Dou had time to think about what had happened.

"Didn't I get killed by those damned grave robbers? How did you get into the river? Wasn't it enough for them to hang me, and to sink me in the water? Tang Dou found a very "reasonable" reason for himself, but he turned over with difficulty but inadvertently saw his reflection in the water.

"I'll go, what the hell? This is me? Tang Dou was startled by the reflection in the water.

The one in the water is still him, that face Tang Dou is very familiar with, this guy who is afraid of death and narcissism has to look in the mirror every day, how can he not be familiar with his face? But the reflection in the water was not the face that Tang Dou was most familiar with now, but the face he had ten years ago, when he was eighteen years old.

In Wenqing's words, the face is like a crown of jade, and the eyes are like stars. At that time, Tang Dou was just a college student, he didn't become an antique dealer, and he didn't get slashed in the face because he offended the black boss.

"I, I, I'm getting younger? This, what's going on? Tang Dou looked at his young and intact face with surprise and joy, and just had a little different idea, suddenly a dark cloud covered him, and before he could see what was going on, an axe the size of a wheel was already on his neck.

"Human, who are you? What are you doing here? A loud roar sounded behind him, shaking Tang Dou dizzy.

Through the reflection in the water, Tang Dou saw a tall minotaur, that is, a big square with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet.

"I'll go, what the hell is this, cow, minotaur? Who's in COS? No, no, is it me...... I'm going, I'm crossing! Tang Dou gasped, not only for the danger in front of him, but also for the speculation in his heart.

"Human, I'm asking you!" The arrogant voice sounded again, followed by a big hand grabbed by a fan, and grabbed Tang Dou's neck.

"Say, are you a spy sent by the Giant Head Tribe? I count to three, and if you don't answer, then you will acquiesce, and I'll kill you! The square minotaur roared murderously, and the axe as big as a wheel in his hand kept gesturing where to kill Tang Dou, but the other hand choked Tang Dou's neck, so that Tang Dou couldn't spit out half a word.

"One, two, three...... Okay, if you don't speak, that's acquiescence. Hey, damn human spies, go die! The square minotaur said and was about to make a move.

"I'll go, you're unreasonable, I can't open my mouth if you press my neck!" Tang Dou felt that he was even more wronged than Dou E, and subconsciously looked at the sky, thinking if it was time to cooperate with his grievances in June Feixue.

Of course, it didn't snow, but Tang Dou wasn't beheaded. A three-meter-tall minotaur stepped forward and grabbed the square minotaur's hand: "You grab his neck, he can't speak, of course he can't answer you!" ”

"Huh? Is it? The square minotaur smiled awkwardly, took the axe away, and then glared again: "Say, human, are you a spy of the giant head tribe!" ”

Tang Dou was finally able to speak, although he had cursed this square minotaur ten thousand times in his heart, his professional habits still made him take two deep breaths quickly, and a smile appeared on his face: "The two of you...... Brother Niu? Look at me, look at me, just like me, do I look like a spy? ”

"Hmph, we won't have a human here for decades. It's just that the giant head army has invited a group of human adventurers, and you will appear here. You're not a spy, and what are you? The tall minotaur expressed disbelief. The square minotaur is a qualified dog-legged, no, it is a bull-legged, as soon as he heard the boss's words, the axe was immediately raised high again, and it was better to kill a thousand than let go of one.

Now Tang Dou has affirmed two things. First, he crossed over. Second, his body was inexplicably rejuvenated and changed back to the appearance of an eighteen-year-old.

Before the crossing, Tang Dou was an antique dealer who dealt with tomb robbers, black bosses, and all kinds of treacherous and slippery guys all day long, and his observation, analysis, adaptability, and lip skills had long been practiced to the top. So in an instant, he had already thought of a countermeasure.

"A good man spares his life!" Tang Dou's tears came as soon as he said it, and he raised his hands and shouted loudly: "Brother Niu, Brother Niu!" With your heroic name, how can you not see that I am a powerless little person? Do people like me dare to deceive you, Brother Niu? Besides, if I were a spy, you should run away when you saw Brother Niu just now, Brother Niu took this group of subordinates, all of them were men who stood up to the sky, they couldn't rub sand in their eyes, and they couldn't hide the traitor in their hearts. If I were a spy, how dare I meet Brother Niu. You say, don't you? Brother Niu, you are so wise, you must understand what I mean! ”

In order to save his life, Tang Dou used all his real kung fu. The mouth turned so fast that it took less than a breath to utter such a large passage, and the words were clear—and most importantly, the thing could be spoken in a low voice, as if it were participating in a recitation contest.

But in his heart, Tang Dou still kept beating the drums, and his back that had just dried was once again wet with cold sweat, after all, he didn't know these minotaurs at all, in case these guys were not reasonable at all, and could only speak with the axe in their hands, it would be really hopeless.

Just when Tang Dou's nervousness was about to reach its peak, the tall minotaur smiled. Tang Dou felt that the smile on the other party's bull face was the most beautiful smile he had ever seen in his life, and a reassuring smile bloomed at the corner of his mouth, but it froze just when it was about to bloom.

"Boy, you humans are so flamboyant. I still can't believe you, though. It's easy to prove that you're not a member of the Giant Head Tribe. We'll go to the Gianthead Tribe right now, and when it's time to bring you with you, and watch you slaughter a few cubs of the Gianthead Tribe, we'll know if you're telling the truth or not! Niu Xiong, tie him up and shut his mouth. Let go when you get to the ground! ”

The tall minotaur leader showed a treacherous smile that should not have appeared on the rustic minotaur: "When the time comes, as long as you kill a few bastards of the giant head tribe with your own hands, I will admit that you are not a spy, but if you don't dare, then you are a spy, and I will definitely kill you!" ”

The big square, known as Niu Xiong, nodded, pulled out a piece of animal tendon from his waist, tied Tang Dou like a pig to be slaughtered, and then clamped it on his arm, and it was over.

Tang Dou was helpless, but fortunately, many years of "career" gave him enough patience, and when he was walking on the road, he quietly said to Niu Xiong: "Brother Xiong!" I think Brother Xiong is so mighty, he must be the second master! ”

Tang Dou had already seen that Niu Xiong was quite obedient to the tall minotaur leader, so he didn't dare to say that he was the first master. As for whether it is the second master or not, it doesn't matter, anyway, Niu Xiong's bull face has already smiled: "Hmph, of course I'm the second master!" ”

"Brother Xiong, what are we doing here? What does the Giant Head Tribe do? Tang Dou asked cautiously.

Niu Xiong glanced at Tang Dou strangely, and finally explained: "Those cubs of the giant head have recently found a group of human adventurers and want to destroy our Niu Jin tribe. Hmph, Boss is taking us on a night raid now and killing those bastards! Hmph, aren't you one of those human spies? ”

"How can I be, I'm innocent. I fell into the river, and finally struggled to swim ashore, and this was discovered by the male brother with a torch in his eyes. I have to say, Brother Xiong, you are powerful and domineering, you saw my little brother at a glance! Tang Dou slapped the bull's fart.

Niu Xiong smiled and began to pat his chest and promise: "Don't worry, I have no prejudice against you humans." As long as you are not a spy on the giant leader's side, I will protect you when you turn around, and we will kill seven in and seven out in the giant head tribe together! He laughed loudly until he was glared at by the tall minotaur leader.

"Seven in and seven out? You think you're Changshan Zhao Zilong! I'm going, this group of cattle is going to war, I'm being coerced, and my life is hard to protect. No, we have to find a way! Tang Dou's eyes rolled sharply, and he thought hard about countermeasures.

When Tang Dou was recalled to his senses by Niu Xiong's voice, he found that it was already dark.

"When the ground arrives, we will rush in and kill people in a while, and you will follow. If you can't, I'll kill you! "The tall minotaur leader stuffed a short sword in Tang Dou's hand - for the three-meter-tall Minotaur, it was a short sword, and for Tang Dou, it was simply a two-handed big sword.

"Niu Xiong, look at him!" The tall minotaur glared at the balls and said arrogantly.

"What a boss!" Niu Xiong grinned, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and Tang Dou could even see the vegetable leaves stuffed between the teeth. My heart was churning, and I wanted to die.

"Rush, follow me in!" The war of the minotaurs is simple. When you touch the ground, you will use the knife.

"Kill!" A group of twenty minotaurs, shouting loudly, slaughtered into a peaceful village.

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