Chapter 52: Chest Pain
"Uh." Lu Feng was speechless about this, but he knew very well in his heart that Mu Qingyu This is also called a report and a report, who let himself call her his wife in front of the security guards and so many people just now?
"It's fun." Mu whispered contemptuously, a contemptuous smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, "What do you think this place is, KFC?" McDonald's? Cut, it's really a dirt bun. ”
Alas, Lu Feng is very depressed, forget it, let this girl laugh at herself.
After all, this Nizi seems to be very unhappy with herself, so let her vent.
Since she is her husband, she usually treats her a little more humble.
She uses words to vent to herself, so she needs to vent to her in bed, but judging from the current situation, it seems that it is not very feasible.
"Okay, let's not talk about that, so what the hell are you looking for me?" Lu Feng asked directly to the point.
Mu whispered and glanced at Lu Feng: "What you say, do you really care about what I am looking for you, or is it just to divert the topic?" ”
"Neither."
Lu Feng looked straight at Mu Qingyu's eyes: "I said this just because I care about you." ”
Lu Feng said this sentence is still a little emotional.
Especially in the elegant and quiet environment of this café, in this corner, Lu Feng said so emotionally, it seemed to be like a confession of a man and a woman on TV. I can't help but add a lot of romance to the air.
Mu Qingyu's face flushed slightly, and he took a sip: "Cut, it's disgusting." Fake no. ”
Lu Feng then smiled evilly and said, "Oh, you said it's fake, that means you care a lot about whether I say the truth or a lie?" ”
Mu Qingyu was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to realize what Lu Feng meant.
Suddenly, his face turned even redder: "Who cares what you think in your heart, even if you like sows, it has nothing to do with me!" ”
"Well, but I like you." Lu Feng said with a smile.
Mu whispered like a mouthful of blood spurting out.
"Okay, if you want me to do something, you still don't say it, if you don't say it, I'm leaving." Lu Feng pretended to stand up and prepare to leave.
At this moment, Mu Qingyu suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly said, "Wait, don't go." ”
"Well, then you can say it."
Mu whispered silently for a while, and finally spoke, his voice very soft and small: "I know you know you know medical skills very well, right?" ”
"Yes." Lu Feng said, not only a little strange in his heart, this Nizi, why are you asking about this topic.
"When I called you last night, I was feeling bad." Wood whispered in a low voice.
"Uncomfortable? What the hell is going on, you have to be specific, if you are not specific, I can't diagnose you. Lu Feng asked, at this time, Lu Feng had already seen that Mu Qingyu was not pretending, but serious, which made Lu Feng very concerned in his heart.
Although this Nizi is cold to herself, Lu Feng always feels that he and Mu whisper, and the relationship between the two is still good.
"The body hurts......" Mu Qingyu's face turned red at this time, pursed his lips as if he hadn't finished speaking, stopped, and looked at Lu Feng, as if he was embarrassed.
Body aches? Lu Feng looked at Mu Qingyu with concern, and frowned: "Where does it hurt, do you feel it inside the body, or outside, in the abdomen or in the back?" ”
Mu frowned softly, raised his eyebrows, and said ruthlessly, "It's not ......"
"Where is that? Say it quickly. "Lu Feng is even more anxious, this Nizi, how can you say that the symptoms are so slow, fortunately I am not a professional doctor, otherwise ordinary doctors diagnose many people, and when I encounter Mu Qingyu like this, I must be in a hurry.
"Yes, chest ......"
After Mu whispered, his mouth pursed even tighter, and he looked at Lu Feng like water in his eyes, there was embarrassment and anger in it.
Lu Feng expressed his understanding of Mu Qingyu's embarrassment, but this woman was angry with herself, which made Lu Feng a little incomprehensible, why should she be angry with herself.
Alas, a woman's mind is hard to guess.
Obviously, he asked himself to see her, and then told her about her condition, although she was a little embarrassed to say it, but why was she angry with herself.
It was as if after suing herself about her illness, it was as if she had insulted her.
However, Lu Feng was a little excited in his heart, this Nizi actually had chest pain, this seemed to be an opportunity.
"Chest pain, well, there are so many problems and causes here. Many problems can cause chest pain. ”
Lu Feng deliberately said sternly, looking very serious.
After all, at this time, if he made an obscene appearance, Mu Qingyu would definitely no longer trust himself, and might even leave.
"So, what is the reason?"
Although Mu Qingyu was not willing to talk about this with Lu Feng, for the sake of her own health, she couldn't care so much.
In fact, Mu Qingyu's family also has its own private family doctor, and with Mu Qingyu's financial resources, he can go to any hospital he wants, but Mu Qingyu somehow feels that Lu Feng is more suitable for trust.
Maybe it's because Lu Feng once saved her life.
At least, Mu Qingyu told herself in her heart, the reason why she wanted Lu Feng to treat her more was because Lu Feng had saved her life, so she trusted Lu Feng more in her heart.
In short, it can't be anything else!
Is it because I like him that I want him to treat himself for this disease? No, that's absolutely impossible.
"Have you ever been pregnant before?" Lu Feng asked.
What the?! Mu Qingyu suddenly became angry, and almost picked up the cup in his hand and smashed it on Lu Feng's head, you must know that Mu Qingyu has never even been in love, not even ******, where did she get pregnant, this is simply an insult to her.
And this guy asked so directly, did he get kicked in the head by a donkey?
"Nope! Can you please ask something normal! Mu Qingyu's eyes were enough to kill Lu Feng a dozen times.
"Well, in fact, there is a reason why I asked, if a woman has been pregnant, because she once secreted a substance, in the words of Western medicine, it is called progesterone, which will be concentrated near ****, so as to ......"
"Enough!"
Mu Qingyu interrupted Lu Feng's talk with a blushing face, especially when this guy said ****, Mu Qingyu was really going to go violent, didn't this guy know that he was still a girl, and it was shameless to say these words in front of a girl!
"Don't say this useless anymore, I'm never pregnant! It can't be the reason for the mess you said! Mu whispered hatefully.
"Well, then I'll give you a check!" Lu Feng said seriously.
But my heart is happy.
You must know that traditional Chinese medicine is different from Western medicine, and the examination of Western medicine relies more on various high-tech instruments, while the examination of traditional Chinese medicine is the traditional looking, hearing, inquiry, and cutting, which are directly hands-on, so if you diagnose Mu Qingyu, then you will be blessed.
"Well, how do you check?"
Mu Qingyu didn't know how to check it specifically, with the experience she gained from watching TV, she naturally thought that Lu Feng was a person who checked her pulse or something.
So he stretched out his hand.
"Well, I'm sorry, this pulse can't be checked, this one has to take another inspection method." Lu Feng said.
Another means of inspection? Mu Qingyu frowned: "What's that?" ”
"****......" When Lu Feng spoke, his body had already left the table a little, ready to deal with what Mu Qingyu threw over.
Sure enough, Mu Qingyu was suddenly furious, and the person was almost about to stand up, leaning forward, his face turned crimson, and he almost rushed to Lu Feng's side: "What did you say!" ”
At this time, the waiter in the distance saw that there was a situation here, although he knew that Lu Feng and Mu Qingyu had a special relationship, but for the sake of safety, the waiter still hurriedly walked over: "Mr. Miss, do you need anything......
The waiter said that although he asked very politely, he obviously came over to see if there was any fight going on.
Lu Feng glanced at the waiter and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just discussing with my wife which hotel to spend the night tonight, the hotels that the two people choose are different." It's okay, it's okay. ”
The waitress was also a girl, and her face immediately turned red and she didn't know what to say.
And Mu Qingyu didn't want to alarm the waiter at the café, so he didn't say much.
The waiter saw that there was really nothing wrong, so he went back.
It's just that when the waiter left, Mu whispered and pinched Lu Feng's waist fiercely: "If I can strangle you, I will be very happy." ”
Mu whispered fiercely, "Can't you just be so stubborn, can't you take it seriously, how to check it, you sue me!" ”
Lu Feng spread his hands helplessly: "I've already told you, you don't believe it, if you have chest pain, it must be chest blood or chest qi obstruction, which causes discomfort." In fact, how to say it, if you are a man, if you have chest pain, you can diagnose it by cutting the pulse, but you are a girl, which is a bit special, so you can only use **** to diagnose. ”
Mu Qingyu frowned: "Why, why do I have to be **** if I am a girl?" ”
Lu Feng was happy in his heart, this Nizi is usually quite smart, but sometimes she is really stupid and cute, looked at the proud bulge on Mu Qingyu's chest, and said: "It's very simple, because you are a girl, you have too much fat on your chest, and this will affect the influence of your chest on the veins, because there are no meridians in this fat." Men don't have that kind of trouble anymore. ”
Mu Qingyu was originally very puzzled by this, and when he heard Lu Feng's explanation at first, he was going to listen attentively, but after hearing Lu Feng's explanation, Mu Qingyu was suddenly embarrassed.