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Half of the dragon incense burned in the big tripod was extinguished, and the vertical incense ash fell in the big ding, the fragrance was pervasive and refreshing. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Finally dispelled the thick smell of fart.

"Congratulations to the master!"

The leader of the eight hundred dragon soldiers knelt on one knee, clenched his right hand into a fist close to his heart, saluted the snowfall, and said respectfully, with joy between his eyebrows.

"Long Yi, don't be polite!"

Xueluo waved her hand, and as soon as she raised her hand, half a pillar of dragon incense flew into her hand, and she cherished it. She nodded at the dragon, and as soon as the dragon retreated, she was left alone to stand in front of the big ding, refusing to leave for a long time.

"Ah......h

Ahem, ahem

Entering the Great Ding, Dongfang Xiaoshu, who had a big mouth, continued to scream, and then began to cough violently as if he had choked.

He pinched his nose with one hand and covered his mouth with the other, his face was flushed, and his chest was unusually uncomfortable.

"Little one, bear with it, the smell will be gone in a while! But this fart is really stinky, after all, it has been held for 10,000 years, and it is not easy to find such an opportunity to excrete it. The stinky spot is not an exaggeration! ”

The old dragon's majestic voice sounded in the soul of the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and there was a sense of complacency in his words.

"Damn, this is definitely not stinky, you are going to stink to death!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu pinched his nose, covered his mouth, mocked in his heart, and looked around with his eyes, but sadly found that except for the darkness in the big ding, he couldn't see anything at all, and he couldn't perceive anything.

"Hey, fart guy, are you lighting the lamp? It's so scary! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu pinched his nose, the fingers covering his mouth cracked, and shouted at the top of his voice, he didn't want to stay alone in the dark and black.

"Lights? The old dragon is very poor, he can't afford to buy a lamp, so he can only use stones for lighting, so he will light it! ”

The old dragon's incomparably shabby words fell, and a bright light suddenly lit up, and the black ink black inside the Dading was instantly dispelled, as bright as day.

A night pearl the size of two fists was placed on the stone table, and next to the stone table sat an old man in a yellow robe, who stared at the small tree in the east with a pair of vertical pupils that were not too big and not too small.

"Damn, this forced pretend, the master will give one hundred and one points! If you have such a big night pearl, what kind of lights do you need? ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu muttered in his heart, but his eyes were attracted by the two fist-sized night pearls, and with a greedy light, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva violently, closed his eyes forward, and then opened them again, and after repeating this, he said with a bad taste:

"Old man, do you know that you are committing a crime? Wealth is not exposed, you know? I just can't beat you, I can beat you, I would have stunned you with a brick! Speaking of which, old man, do you see such a long golden dragon? ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu showed a harmless appearance of humans and animals, and asked stupidly.

The old man in the yellow robe laughed, and Dongfang Xiaoshu's hanging heart finally landed, fortunately it was a laugh, not a fart.

"Little guy, play tricks with me, you are still tender, the old dragon can take a nap casually, it is enough for you to live for one hundred and eighty years! Say, what are your intentions for that little girl? ”

The old man in the yellow robe yawned and said with a torch in his eyes.

"Hehe, Senior Long is really discerning! How can this little bit of caution be hidden from your discernment, boy. But when it comes to attempts, Senior Long is really wronged kid! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu said aggrievedly, and sat down at the stone table without seeing it, thinking that as long as he didn't do it, he continued:

"It's as green as a green apple, and you can see it, let me be ruthless, and push her down directly, I really can't do it! You can only raise it first, and after a few years, it will be fully ripe, and you will take it back with interest! ”

"Not afraid of losing money?" The yellow-robed old man asked with a light in his eyes.

"Loss? How can a person like me, who is calculating to the bone, lose money? First, if you fall asleep, you will not lose; second, with my flesh and blood, I will not lose; Third, her ability is not small, she has nothing to do, and she is not a loser! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu snapped his fingers and said very seriously.

"If you think about good things, you don't want to think about what will happen if she offends some fairy or god? A finger from someone will poke you to death in minutes! ”

The old man in the yellow robe said as if he had splashed a basin of cold water on a small tree in the east, and reminded him at the right time.

"Damn, what a fairy, a god, I don't care! The idea of daring to beat my woman is that God and I kill God, and it is the immortal who punishes the immortal! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu finished speaking domineeringly, and then added in a little weakly whispered: "Of course, it has to be on the premise of being able to fight!" ”

"It's really cunning! Don't say anything else, just rush to the comfort of letting the old dragon hold back the fart for 10,000 years, and you will have a fate with the old dragon! The old dragon won't treat you badly! Come on, tell Lao Long about the taste of overthrowing a woman, you say a word, Lao Long will pass you a trick, but it is only limited to nine sentences! ”

The old man in the yellow robe rubbed his hands, his eyes rippling with obscene light, looking forward to Dongfang Xiaoshu's answer like a demon in color.

There was nothing abnormal on the surface of the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and there was a chill in his heart for no reason, and he kept praying in his heart that the old man in the yellow robe was not a pervert who liked men.

However, when he saw that the old man in the yellow robe did not pounce on him like a hungry tiger, he felt a little relieved, and said with a dry smile: "Since Senior Long wants to hear it, the kid will talk about it!" If you want to talk about pushing a woman, you must start with the touching coquettishness......"

Dongfang Xiaoshu spoke with a lot of voice and color, and he was very devoted, completely copying the inappropriate pictures of children in his hometown, and the old man in the yellow robe was fascinated when he heard it, rubbing his hands, and he felt like he was on the field to kill all sides.

"Wonderful, really wonderful! The old dragon who listened to it had the impulse of the year again, whether there is a picture, just listening to it is not enjoyable! ”

The old man in the yellow robe looked at the small tree in the east with hunger and thirst, and kept rubbing his hands, splashing sparks.

"Figure? Hehe, the predecessors really found the right person, this is my treasure, a rare and unique book in the world. Since he is so close to his predecessors, the kid can only endure the pain and respect his predecessors! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu said when he saw the wind, and thought in his heart that if he was allowed to be here alone for 10,000 years, if he didn't suffocate to death, he would become a pervert.

The old dragon is so normal, is it also used to using its left and right hands? While speculating maliciously, Dongfang Xiaoshu handed the scavenging from Xuantian Palace's body to the old dragon.

The old dragon's grateful pair of vertical pupils were filled with tears, and he took the jade girl's album tremblingly, and kept rubbing his palm with the residual heat of Mars, just like the ** that was rubbing through his clothes, touching inch by inch, feeling little by little.

A yellow jade pendant was slapped by the old dragon on the stone table, the old dragon blinked his tearful eyes, patted the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and said righteously: "The old dragon originally only wanted to teach you the Nine Strokes Exercises, but you and I saw each other at first sight, how can the Nine Moves Exercises measure our fate?" ”

"This jade pendant is called the Eight Heavenly Dragons, the old dragon treasures it all his life, take it and take it, so as not to say that the old dragon is stingy!"

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