Chapter 223: Pit Li Hu Again
People are iron and steel, and they don't eat hungry for a meal. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info What's more, it's Li Hu, who is more than 300 in size? Even if he becomes an alien, he still can't change his food.
is so fat, it definitely has a mouth of Zhu Bajie and a belly of Zhu Bajie, where can he have the strength to kill dinosaurs if he is not full.
No way, whether it is a human or an animal, the most instinctive thing is to eat. If you can't eat enough, let alone kill dinosaurs, if you don't get killed by dinosaurs, it's Amitabha.
Li Shaolong smiled, he didn't expect Li Hu to have not eaten for three days, you must know that although this place is primitive, but if you want meat and meat, you want to eat fruit and have fruit, and there are people who are still hungry in such a big treasure house.
It's weird, it's weird.
But how did Li Shaolong know, it wasn't that Li Hu didn't want to eat it, but that he couldn't eat it. I haven't rested at all these days, and being chased by a group of crazy dinosaurs every day is simply exhausting to death.
Now he was tired, hungry and sleepy.
"Are you sure you're a foodie? Really a foodie and not a fool? Li Shaolong looked at Li Hu with disdain, and then started a fire.
By this time, it was already afternoon, and it was still an hour or two before it got dark.
For Li Hu, Li Shaolong can't say that he is disgusted, although this guy is a little stupid, but he is a little cute. For the sake of his eldest brother, he dared to go straight to the fast catch, and it seems that he is also a real man with a temperament.
And when everyone met in this world, it can be regarded as a kind of fate, so Li Shaolong did not make a black hand to him. Input to the website: heiyaΠΏge to watch the intoxicated Zhang Jie
After finding some dry firewood, Li Shaolong lit a fire, and a few minutes later, a bonfire burned and crackled.
"You...... Are you not afraid of attracting powerful dinosaurs? Not afraid to attract those people? Li Hu frowned slightly and said. These days, he would rather starve than make a fire to burn things.
But his ability is poison, even if he wants to make a fire to burn things, it is very troublesome, he doesn't even have a lighter on his body, if he makes a fire, he has to learn to drill wood to make fire first, where is it as easy as Li Shaolong, with a light finger, you can ignite trees.
"Afraid of hair? Come one, Lao Tzu kill one, come a pair, Lao Tzu kill a pair, kill or bury. Li Shaolong smiled slightly, then took out a cigarette and lit it.
Roasting dinosaur meat and smoking a cigarette, it's a wonderful day.
"That...... What's that, can you bring me one too? Li Hu asked weakly, looking at the cigarette in Li Shaolong's hand, he swallowed vigorously.
This guy's addiction to cigarettes seems to be attracted by Li Shaolong.
"Okay, here we are also considered fellow countrymen, fellow see fellow, a shot in the back, oh no, fellow see fellow, two tears in his eyes." Li Shaolong smiled slightly, and then with a wave of his hand, a snow-white cigarette was thrown away.
Li Hu took it and quickly sucked it up.
As an old smoker, he didn't smoke for a few days, Li Hu had been uncomfortable for a long time, and now he immediately swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and after three clicks and two clicks, he smoked up a cigarette.
At this moment, the whole person was fluttering, but the addiction to smoking was even greater.
"That...... That one...... Can you get another one? Just one. Li Hu looked at Li Shaolong greedily and asked. When the addiction to cigarettes came, the whole person's eyes were a little red.
The addiction to smoking is not as big as that of drugs, but it should not be underestimated.
"Damn, so fast, are you smoking or eating? According to your speed, even if Lao Tzu runs a tobacco shop, it is not enough for you to smoke. Li Shaolong couldn't help but give him a roll of his eyes and said.
"That...... That's just a cigarette, just a cigarette! Li Hu said with a pair of eyes, and the corners of Li Shaolong's mouth couldn't help but show a trace of an evil smile.
Sample, what about the supernatural, Nima is a smoker! Old cigarette sticks!
For smokers, it's not a big deal not to smoke, but when you see someone smoking, but you don't smoke, it's definitely very uncomfortable, it's like a little hand lying on the heart, scratching and scratching, this kind of discomfort is even more uncomfortable than a knife into the stomach.
Smoking is bad for your health! Cherish life, cherish the body, or suck less.
"Okay, it's okay to give it to you, but I can't give you this cigarette in vain." A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Li Shaolong's mouth: "Give you cigarettes, you have to do some work for Lao Tzu." β
Li Hu's brows couldn't help frowning, and when he saw Li Shaolong's seemingly ambiguous eyes, Li Hu's heart couldn't help but burst out. This guy won't like men?
The chrysanthemum couldn't help but be collected, Li Hu hurriedly protected his chest and said, "What kind of work?" I can tell you, although I am handsome, but I am a straight man, I have always been straight, you don't want to bend me! β
"Damn, even if I'm bent, I'm not interested in your fat body! What's more, Lao Tzu is also straight, straight! Li Shaolong couldn't help but stand up and said, "See no, see no, Lao Tzu is straight!" β
"Lao Tzu is a male, a lover of women, and a lover of beautiful women! You know? Big, big, fart, stock, big beauty! β
"Okay, as long as you don't do things that harm others and yourself, I can help you." Li Hu's anxious heart finally let go: "Say, what do you want me to help you?" β
"Help me steal dinosaur eggs, cigarettes one by one, what do you think?" Li Shaolong said with a smile.
"No! A dinosaur egg, a pack of cigarettes! Li Hu shook his head and said.
"One dinosaur egg, ten cigarettes!"
"Half a pack!"
"Deal!" Li Shaolong smiled slightly, then threw a pack of cigarettes to Li Hu and said, "This is a pack of cigarettes, remember that you owe Lao Tzu two dinosaur eggs!" β
"Damn, no wonder the dinosaurs around here are crazy, it turns out that their eggs have been stolen by you thief!" Li Hu put away the cigarette depressedly and smoked slowly.
He was depressed, very depressed.
Others say that a good man doesn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, but he, Li Hu, actually stole dinosaur eggs for a pack of cigarettes!
"Hiss ......"
At this time, the dinosaur meat by the fire made a sound one by one, only to see that the dinosaur meat was roasted golden and yellow, and then the oil and water went down, falling into the charcoal fire, making a sound one by one.
Li Shaolong picked up a large piece of dinosaur meat and gnawed it. It is said that the dragon meat in the sky, the donkey meat on the ground, and the donkey meat themselves have eaten, and now even the dragon meat and Lao Tzu have eaten it.
It's just a dinosaur, but a dinosaur is a dragon.
"Next time, Lao Tzu must bring cumin, oil, salt, ginger, vinegar, tea, rice, pressure cooker and some utensils." Li Shaolong said secretly, this time I came faster, I didn't bring some things, otherwise I would make a pot of high-pressure stewed dragon meat, dragon porridge or something, it would be absolutely refreshing.