Chapter 261: Two Drunks
But Leo came out in a rage, called the third adjudicator who had been waiting outside, and prepared to go back to sleep. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć However, he had just lifted his leg and walked two steps, when he was suddenly stopped by a person.
"Your Excellency, Bishop!" Viscount Juan's face appeared in front of Leo, a broad face full of surprise, and a mouth full of wine: "I was about to go to you, but I didn't expect to meet you in this place." ā
"Looking for me? Tell me something, I'm busy. Leo looked at the other party angrily, and said in his heart, your old man just sent me a mission to save the world, could it be that your kid will send me a mission to destroy the world after he gets drunk?
"Busy?" Someone on the side suddenly interjected: "Lord Mo Fei Leo has something important?" ā
Leo turned his head and found that although this guy was handsome, his face was flushed at the moment, and the smell of alcohol all over his body was still worse than that of Viscount Juan, needless to say, he knew that it was naturally Leon.
Seeing these two guys walking crookedly, Leo knew that they must have been drunk, and naturally wished to get as far away from them as possible, so he hurriedly said: "That's right, I just took over a mission to save the world and eliminate the source of darkness, so now I need to retreat and think about how to destroy the Dark Great Demon King, two Excellencies, we will see you tomorrow." After saying that, he hurriedly raised his leg and left.
Viscount Juan and Leon glanced at each other, and a burst of laughter erupted from both of them at the same time, and they immediately stepped forward to stop Leo and said with a smile: "Are you a child when we are?" ā
Leo said to himself, I really didn't think you were children, because drunken drunkards are more innocent than children, stupider than fools, and more unreasonable than madmen. So his face turned grim and he said solemnly: "Seriously, this world is in danger now, you bastards, stop!" ā
You must know that this drunken person is the most impulsive on the one hand, and extremely impatient on the other, where is he still in the mood to listen to this Leo talk nonsense about saving the world?
Therefore, Leo was only halfway through this, and Viscount Juan and Leon directly pulled their heads and feet one by one, put Leo up and walked forward. Leo wanted to struggle, but his fists were hard to beat and his hands were helpless. The third adjudicator, who had been standing by and watching, followed the footsteps of the three of them, looking like a follower.
It turned out that Leon had just preached and taught at the banquet to solve his doubts, which surprised and admired the people at the next table, not only taught many people how to hook up with the beautiful lady who lived in the empty boudoir, but also recognized the color of the hat on the head for many aristocratic lords who had been cuckolded on their heads, and avoided the fate of being a father for no reason.
Under the gratitude of everyone, it is naturally you and me who came to toast, and this Leon was drunk at the moment without refusing, and even Viscount Juan, who blocked a lot of wine for him, was also drunk, which turned the two originally handsome and dashing noblemen into the current drunken madman.
After hearing this, Leo couldn't help crying and laughing, and immediately persuaded bitterly: "I see that you two are drunk like this, even if you really put a beautiful woman in bed, I think most of them will not be able to do anything." Why don't you just go back and get some sleep, and we'll talk about it tomorrow. ā
"No way!" Viscount Juan and Leon both shouted in unison, startling Leo. I saw this Viscount Juan with drunken eyes wide and said loudly: "There is also a masquerade ball that I didn't attend!" ā
"That's right!" Leon on the side was flushed, but he immediately echoed his words: "Masquerade, beautiful women are like clouds." Hook up one and savor it for half a year! ā
"Yes!" Viscount Juan replied loudly: "The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the makeup garden party cannot be escaped!" ā
The two sang and greeted, and after a while, they sang in unison:
Brothers are like siblings, and women are like garments. If you have beautiful clothes, ah! Go ****** your own siblings!
The song is melodious and loud, and the lyrics are catchy, which immediately attracted countless eyes around him. Leo, who was sandwiched between these two drunks, one left and one right, felt the admiring gaze of everyone, and the whole person was ashamed of himself, and he couldn't help but burrow into the ground immediately, and couldn't help but be angry: "Stop singing!" ā
To Leo's surprise, the singing stopped immediately after this loud shout, and Leo was slightly proud in his heart, but unexpectedly, Viscount Juan on the left suddenly burped a very loud wine, and a sour smell of wine sprayed on Leo's face, which almost fainted the unsuspecting Leo, and then Leon's body on the right was another meal and released a very loud stinky fart in public.
The smell of the two poisonous things attacking the two poisonous things was extremely sour, and the people around him were scared away, leaving only the two casual drunkards and the dead-hearted Leo.
Just as Leo was thinking about whether to simply faint and get out of the hands of these two drunks, he suddenly heard a cheer in his ears: "It's here." ā
Leo was surprised, and immediately opened his eyes and looked ahead, only to find that he had come to a garden at some point. It is said to be a garden, but in fact it is nothing more than a small grove enclosed by some wood that has been made in advance, and a meadow outside the forest.
Leo looked at it and found that the pupils of the human figures in the woods were not the whispering sounds, and there were no bonfires and no lights and candles, which made the whole place dim and dark, but it was a little more eerie out of thin air, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "What are you doing?" ā
"You don't have a good memory, Brother Leo." This Leon was so drunk that he even changed his name, and along the way, the brother's name Leo smiled bitterly, and he obviously did not have the slightest intention to change his words at this moment. I saw that he suddenly took out an object from his pocket and put it on his face, and stuffed another thing into Leo's hand, and then smiled at Leo: "This is where the makeup garden party is." ā
Costume garden party is actually a form that evolved from a costume ball. The young men and women dressed up in their own costumes, but they covered their handsome faces with masks, paying attention to the romance of that night, and when the masks were taken off at dawn, they either went back to their own homes or took a cheap wife home, which was a great thing.
It is precisely because this makeup garden party has both the comfort of a one-night stand and the function of blind date, so it is widely welcomed by young men and women of the aristocracy, you must know that everyone is now hunting outside without being constrained by the old father and mother at home, and the field battle is naturally a lot of tricks, plus it can fight all night, so this unique field garden party is naturally not to be missed for Leon and Viscount Juan.
Leo looked down at his hand and found that what Leon had given him was a mask in the shape of a ram, and then he looked up to find that Leon had just worn a mask on his face, which looked like a leopard, and when he turned his head, he found that Viscount Juan's face was a red wolf. Leo realized that he reached out and put the ram mask on his face, and the three of them looked at each other and smiled, and walked towards the forest.
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