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Li Shaolong was a little aggrieved, no matter how he explained, the third daughter just refused to believe that he was innocent, and the more he explained, the more the third daughter felt that he was trying to cover up.

Forget it, anyway, it's not the first time I've been misunderstood, and after figuring it out, Li Shaolong didn't bother to bother with the three girls.

"Ouch, what about eating? Why don't you wait for me. Suddenly, a flirtatious voice rang out, and a figure appeared in the doorway of the hall.

This is a tall woman, about thirty years old, with heavy makeup, revealing clothes, and black mesh socks, which makes people feel that she is not a serious woman at first glance, especially the red lips and the strong smell of perfume on her body, which makes people smell it and can't help but feel a burst of nausea.

However, seeing this person, Li Shaolong couldn't help frowning slightly, then stood up and asked, "Why did you come in?" ”

"Walked in from the gate." The woman smiled slightly and said, "I'm starving to death, fortunately I came in time, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to eat your kid's craft." ”

With that, he walked into the kitchen, skillfully took the dishes and chopsticks from the kitchen, sat down on the dining table with a big grin, and ate it in a big gulp.

The three girls were taken aback by the woman who suddenly appeared, and they were even more shocked to see that the other party was sitting directly at their table and eating their own food.

The three daughters couldn't help but say hello one by one in their minds, who is this guy?

The third girl has grown so big, and I have never seen such a shameless woman.

However, the woman didn't seem to see the unhappiness on the third girl's face at all, and devoured it, and said while eating: "I said Xiaolong, your cooking skills seem to have regressed?" Ouch, three big beauties, don't just stand, eat, eat, you're welcome, just treat it as if you were in your own home. ”

Beigong Nan couldn't help but secretly slander: "What kind of weirdos does Li Shaolong know?" ”

"Wow, comfortable!" When the woman finished eating, she let out a long sigh: "This is what people eat!" Xiaolong, remember to cook more of my share in the future, don't be polite, I will come often in the future. ”

Seeing the other party's girly appearance, Li Shaolong couldn't help but feel a chill, and almost vomited out all the things he had eaten just now.

"Old Hei, it seems that I haven't helped you loosen your skin for a long time, and your skin is itchy again, isn't it?" Li Shaolong clenched his fists, and there were "gurgling" sounds on his fists: "Say, what is the matter with coming to me this time?" If you don't tell me why, with your disgusting outfit today, I'll definitely spread the word about you being exposed! ”

"Damn, Li Shaolong, Lao Tzu is dressed like this in order to hand over the latest information to you this time, do you really think Lao Tzu wants to dress up like this?" The woman's voice changed to that of a man, and she took out two apples from her breast, threw them on the table, and said, "You see, I have sacrificed my breakfast and lunch for you!" ”

"Okay, okay, I know you've worked hard, let's talk about what new information there is this time." Li Shaolong couldn't help but glance at the other party, this guy is none other than the famous mercenary Lao Hei on the road, the mysterious special forces who see the head and the end of the legendary dragon, codenamed Chameleon!

"Oh, here you go, all the information you want is here." Lao Hei took out a big earring from his ear, handed it to Li Shaolong, and looked at it, where is the earring, it is clearly a USB flash drive.

"You've been targeted, and when I came here just now, I helped you cut off a few tails, so it's better for you to be careful yourself in the future." Lao Hei said: "Oh, by the way, I got the news that this time the old man will send your good friend to help you." ”

"Okay, I'll go back first, hey, you don't know, those sisters in our store, but they can't leave me for a second!"

"Get out!" Li Shaolong couldn't help but glance at the other party and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, remember to bring your breakfast and lunch, and it will be dinner in a while!" ”

"Ouch, I really didn't expect that Little Hades would also be considerate, it's really rare."

"Roll ......" Li Shaolong hurriedly drove the old black guy away, looking at the guy's outfit, Li Shaolong couldn't help but feel a shiver rise from his spine, and said secretly: "This guy won't be okay with that, right?" Should I inform the other guys? ”

"Little Lizi, how do you know this kind of friend?" Beigong Nan looked at Lao Hei's back and couldn't help asking, "He's really weird." ”

"yes, love letter Oba, who is this person? Is he a man or a woman? ”

"He's a super shemale, both men and women, so when you see him in the future, it's best to stay as far away as possible." Li Shaolong said.

"Love letter Oba, is he your best friend?"

"Sister Xiaobei, you are so young, what is this kind of bad thought in your head? It has to be changed, it has to be changed! ”

"Love letter Oba, don't keep pinching my face, my face has been pinched into a bun by you."

“……”

……

And at this time, in the distant African savannah, a herd of zebras is running freely.

In the middle of this group of zebras, there is a black stone platform with wine and some fruit on the stone, and next to the black stone table, there is a large parasol, under which a black donkey with sunglasses lies on a beach chair, smoking a cigar leisurely.

That's right, you read that right, absolutely not that right!

That's really a big black donkey smoking a cigar! Black donkey head, black body, black hooves, and black tail!

Of course, this black donkey is different from other donkeys, this is a strange beast! A black donkey covered in black scales.

Alien beasts, king of beasts!

Strange beasts, legendary monsters! The IQ is the same as that of humans, and it is not surprising that it is even more difficult to speak in human language. Alien beasts are a special group of beings, as if they were superpowers!

There are some things that you think don't exist, but they do exist, and things like alien beasts, ordinary people don't know they exist, but they do exist.

No one can tell where the beasts came from, just as they did where humans came from.

"Hey, it's only been a month's rest, and it's time to start work." The donkey took a deep breath of his cigarette, spit out white circles, and said, "The Chinese Empire, what kind of bird place, is it okay to have Lao Tzu's big Africa?" Is there Lao Tzu's great African beauty? Forget it, for the sake of your kid saving Lao Tzu's life, Lao Tzu will help you again! ”