Chapter 62: I Want Both
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Tang Yi kicked Shi Gangchuan's head out of the white coat with such a kick, and the camel mark printed on the sole of the shoe was printed on the right half of Shi Gangchuan's face.
A sharp pain passed over, and Shi Gangchuan said angrily: "Who are you?" ”
"Shi Gangchuan!"
"Hooligans, scum, Doctor Xu, let's call the police immediately!"
This time the stuffing was revealed, Shi Gangchuan shouted out his own voice, and he also showed his face.
After Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong, who were nervous, came back to their senses, they were furious one by one.
This bastard is too inferior, isn't he?
But Shi Gangchuan is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if you admit it, everything is over, and after looking at the opponent, even though the light is a little dim, this guy was still seen by Shi Gangchuan, covered with a quilt all over his body, and he has a urine sex, what is it if he doesn't pretend?
"Uh...... Woowoowoo......"
An inspiration strikes.
After Shi Gangchuan suddenly shuddered, a burst of white foam actually came out of this guy's mouth, and then he roared angrily: "It turned out to be a headless ghost brother, you and I have always come to the well water and not the river water, but those who see it have a share, the ugly ones are given to you, and the beautiful ones are left for me, how about it?" ”
“……”
Tang Yi almost didn't laugh out loud on the spot, Shi Gangchuan had reached a state of shamelessness, but he said: "Why do you want to give me the ugly one?" Pretty for you? ”
"Uh......" Shi Gangchuan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "The beautiful one is for you, I will take the ugly one?" ”
"No!!"
Shi Gangchuan was crazy: "Then what do you want?" ”
"I want both!"
it!
Shi Gangchuan almost didn't scold, your paralyzed appetite is a little too big, right, you want to eat alone?
"If you say that, you don't have to talk about it?" Shi Gangchuan said.
"Almost!"
", it's really a toast and don't eat and drink, don't think that if you're a big brother, I won't dare to beat you, look at the trick!" After Shi Gangchuan roared, he pounced on Tang Yi.
Let's talk about getting past this level first.
But how could this body be Tang Yi's opponent, before he could hit Tang Yi, Tang Yi raised his leg and kicked Shi Gangchuan's face again.
This time it was Shi Gangchuan who kicked the left half of his face, and stamped this bastard with a stamp, making a good deed in pairs.
Shi Gangchuan was kicked directly into the gap under the desk.
Shi Gangchuan: That hurts.
Today can be regarded as hitting the iron plate, but this also gives Shi Gangchuan a chance: "Headless ghost, you bastard, you are powerful today, we will not change the green water for a long time, and there will be a period in the future!" ”
After another trembling, Shi Gangchuan regained his original face: "Huh? Where am I? What just happened? What's this guy in a quilt? Isn't it pretending to be a ghost here to scare people? ”
This kind of acting!
Tang Yi began to admire Shi Gangchuan in his heart, he was able to retract and release freely to this point, Xiao Lizi couldn't catch up with him, and not winning the Academy Awards was simply a loss to the entertainment industry.
"Let's see if I'm pretending to be a ghost!"
"Shhh......h
Tang Yi walked in front of Shi Gangchuan, and after slightly tearing off the quilt draped on his body, his limbs were still alive, his upper body was there, and his lower body was also there, but his head was not there.
Shi Gangchuan was taken aback at that time, and Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong were even more frightened that the two of them hugged each other directly.
Did you really hit a ghost today?
But being a man is being a man, Shi Gangchuan is still doing it there when he gets to this point, he actually grinned: "This prop is good, the head must be hidden in the clothes, see how I pull him out!" ”
"Hmph, then you can try it!"
Just as Shi Gangchuan stretched out his hand and was about to pinch Tang Yi's head, Tang Yi suddenly opened his mouth and bit Shi Gangchuan's arm viciously.
Because of the invisibility relationship, Shi Gangchuan is now in a posture as if he has been really bitten by a headless ghost, and a row of tooth marks appeared on his arm, not to mention, and there was a lot of saliva.
"Mom, ghost, I hit a ghost, I really hit a ghost!"
Shi Gangchuan finally reacted, this is not a prop, it is a ghost.
After his eyes widened, his neck stalked, and his crotch was wet, he fell to the ground and passed out completely.
"Humph! A small person who dares to rob a woman with me? Tang Yi snorted coldly, but he smiled in his heart: Let you do it, Lao Tzu will scare you to death.
After glancing at Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong, who were hugging each other tightly, Tang Yi smiled and said: "You two, now that you see my true face, my headless ghost never goes empty, hurry up and let the uncle kiss me!" ”
"Ah......h
Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong were stunned: "Big ...... Uncle, you don't have a head, how can you kiss it? ”
"This bastard who was stunned by me can come up with such a trick as a ghost, what is it if I just kiss it? Let you see and see, uncle, how I kiss you! ”
After Tang Yi laughed evilly, he ran over to the mouths of Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong, and came and went.
Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong were stunned: It turns out that this is the feeling of fighting with ghosts?
It felt like actually kissing someone on your mouth.
Wrong.
Ghosts don't have heat, but there was obviously heat just now, could it be a human?
In this room, except for the three people on the scene, there was only Tang Yi.
"Tang Yi, was that headless ghost just now pretending to be you?" Xu Yali roared, picked up her mobile phone and turned on the flashlight function.
As a result, I saw that Tang Yi, who had already slipped to the bed, was sitting up from the bed, he touched his head a little blankly and said, "What headless ghost?" ”
"Just now you kissed ...... Eh, that headless ghost you pretended to be when you beat Shi Gangchuan! Xu Yali hesitated.
Tang Yi was very shocked and said, "What? Is there really a ghost? No wonder I fainted when I felt my head pounded just now, could it be the ghost? ”
"Real or fake? You're really not the headless ghost? Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong looked at each other.
"Of course I'm not a headless ghost anymore, can you see a big living person who can turn a ghost into a ghost?"
Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong were blinded.
"Besides, if I'm really a headless ghost, you two are miserable, lure me into your silk hole, don't you have a 3--p master...... Ah no, three dozen spider spirits, wouldn't that be too sorry for myself? ”
Your sister......
Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong have a black line, but Tang Yi is not wrong, according to their understanding of Tang Yi, this guy has a criminal record.
If Director Zheng hadn't come in time last time, Xu Yali would have almost been given by Tang Yi.
It doesn't seem to be his style to say hello.
But there is no direct evidence to prove that Tang Yi is a headless ghost!
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