Chapter 496 You can kill stupid people, but you can't insult fat people
In front of the waterfall, on the somersault cloud, inside the Xuanguang enchantment (I am the best spirit stone: Chapter 496 of the Explosive Pet Cute Disciple). Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Everyone gathered around the square basin, watched carefully, blinked their eyes, and occasionally someone went up to touch it, fiddled with it twice, shook its head and walked away in disappointment.
Occasionally, someone went up, waved the exercises and tried them, shook their heads and walked away disappointed.
Occasionally, someone cast a spell to attack, tried it, and finally shook their heads and walked away disappointed.
Jade put away the last air bag and carefully tied it up. Kawaii lay at her feet, snorting and panting, her red tongue sticking out.
it! I'm tired enough!
O little master! You don't have to quibble! Where is this not weight loss? It's obviously the hardest weight loss torture, okay?!
It blew all night last night, and the cold wind blew all night, isn't enough?! As soon as I came back, let it blow up some big balloon, blowing one after another.
Not only does he have no time to eat spiritual grass, but he also has no time to sleep! Whining...... Wo is the most pitiful baby in the world!
Jade glanced at it, frowned, and said, "It's a bad habit to retract your tongue and stick it out!" ”
Kawaii obediently rolled her eyes secretly, reluctantly, and slowly shrank her big tongue into her mouth.
The little master became a mother, and he began to chatter. Think about it or caterpillar hemp!
Whining...... How is that song sung? There is only a mother in the world, and a child who is not numb is like grass.
Caterpillar Mama, I miss you so much all of a sudden! Not only do I have grass now, but I don't have grass to eat. Whining......
At this moment, a large cluster of spirit grass was placed in front of its grumbling head.
Kawaii blinked his big eyes and looked up in surprise - the little master was looking at it with a smile, signaling to the spirit grass in front of him, and said, "Oh! Here's a reward for you! ”
Kawaii was almost moved to tears!
"Whew-"
The big head is stuck on the spirit grass, and it is eaten with a chirp.
Ren Xiaoyao put away the airbag, put it in the corner, stepped over gracefully, glanced at it, smiled evilly with slender eyebrows and eyes, and couldn't help but ask: "Little guy, is this a dragon or a dog?" ”
When Jade heard this, his naughty eyes slipped away, and he hugged his chest and replied, "Uncle Ren, what do you say?" ”
Uncle Ren, let me secretly remind you in my heart, you are miserable!
Both caterpillars and kawaii have a very similar trait, that is, they love to calculate, they love to hold grudges, they love to hold hates.
Sure enough, kawaii's big head was lifted up from the grass, staring at the evil handsome man with big bulging eyes, and his thick nostrils only breathed out, not inhaled.
Ren Yao glanced at it and snorted contemptuously: "Look at your cowardice, you still look like a dog." ”
Kawaii was even more angry, his eyes were red, and he made a low "......" sound, one by one, and it was not clear, it really sounded like a dog barking!
"Haha......" Ren Yaoyan's red sleeves flicked away, swept away the air flow it sprayed, slightly disgusted, and snorted softly: "It's really wrong to say that you don't look like a dog!" ”
Kawaii shook his head and said "Whoa!" to him! "Twice, boom and roar.
You red-colored firecrackers! You heard it clearly, it's a dragon's roar! Dragon's Roar! It's not a dog barking like you! You're the dog, your whole family is a dog!
Ren Xiaoyao looked at its crazy appearance, glanced at its round body, chubby head, and couldn't help but sneer: "Even if you don't look like a dog, your fat appearance is not much different from a giant vegetable worm!" Haha......"
Jade stood aside, his big eyes slipped in, looking at the kawaii who was so angry that he couldn't do it, and slipped away again, looking at Uncle Ren with a mocking face, and his heart was straight!
The footsteps retreated, retreated and retreated. There is a saying that it is the best way to protect one's self!
Kawaii narrowed his eyes and his chubby front paws "Snap!" "Step forward," Click! "One more step.
it! This disgusting red firecracker! Dare to say that Ben Long Ye is fat - this is the rhythm of death!
In its kawaii world, there is only one saying: "It is better to kill a fool than to insult a fat man!" ”
This red firecracker has completely stepped on its bottom line, and it is still stepped on at a very excessive and death-seeking rhythm.
Very good! That's great! It's going to show him now if it's a dragon or a worm! It is even more necessary to turn this bottom line into the fuse of red firecrackers!
"Whew...... Oh......!! ”
"Whew...... Oh......!! ”
The next moment, it flew forward at great speed, and its big head slammed into the red firecracker! Hit it hard!
Ren Xiaoyao took a long time, looking at it with a smile, a dashing sideways, kawaii just pounced on him.
In the next moment, it swung its tail and swept towards him!
Ren Xiaoyao flew away, stood elegantly, and the dragon tail pounced!
"You better be a quiet dog, eat grass well, sleep well, and gain weight every day. With this posture, you dare to come out and mix! Tsk......"
Kawaii saw that he couldn't put down the red firecrackers, and he heard the sarcastic "tsk......" sound one after another, and the fire in his heart was even more rubbing up!
"Whew...... Whew......"
It felt a hot breath in its belly expanding, and tried to squirt forward!
"Hoo ——!" There was a small fire!
Hiding in the corner and looking at the jade with relish: "Wow! With a bang, he clapped his hands happily and said, "Kawaii!" That's great! You'll finally breathe fire! Ha ha......! ”
Cangbei Shenlong can breathe fire, but Kawaii is still young and lacks spiritual power, so he has never been able to breathe fire.
The caterpillar often complains about it, saying that it is too fat, and it hides a belly of fat, and there is no fire to spray at all!
In this way, kawaii's stomach is still on fire!
Uh-it's fire, right?
Kawaii was also pleasantly surprised, smiling at the jade and narrowing his eyes. The next moment, it turned its head away and continued to squint, looking dangerously at Ren Xiaoyao.
Hey! Ben Long Ye will finally breathe fire! Now let Ben Long Ye light the fuse of your red firecracker!
Come on! Let the fire rage harder!
Once raw, twice ripe, kawaii spewed out even bigger flames this time - close to letting it go!
Ren Xiaoyao didn't dare to be careless anymore, let go of the mind of teasing it, and dodged to the other side!
Kawaii is unrelenting, and keeps squirting, squirting!
Ren Xiaoyao bypassed everyone and flew inside.
"Hoo ——!" With a bang, a fierce fire flashed!
The crowd who was meditating around the square basin was startled and hurriedly dispersed!
The firelight flashed, and it rolled towards the Jufang basin that couldn't be spread out in a hurry - everyone was shocked, but they found that it was too late!
Call!
Everyone was startled and approached the red-hot polysquare basin.
Ren Xiaoyao was also startled, and shook the kawaii on his sleeve, and "poof!" With a bang, he threw it on the spirit grass.
Kawaii was aggrieved and pouted, and he was afraid that others would blame him, so he had to bury his head and eat grass obediently.
Ren Xiaoyao didn't dare to go over, and when he saw everyone staring at the square basin, his face was surprised and surprised, but he couldn't wait for anyone to speak for a long time, so he had to raise his voice and ask, "How is it?" Jufang basin is okay, right? ”
Jade Wow shouted and exclaimed, "Look! There are three holes! ”