Chapter 36 On the Power of Lesbians I
In the readership of "Langya Bang", about 90 percent of the readers are women, and the remaining 9.99 percent are men, as for the remaining 0.001 percent, it will be reserved for those who have special genders in special years. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xiaojuan, gender female, age 24, unmarried, in love, measurements: bust 90, waist 64, hips 92. Uh, ahem, exposing the reader's privacy.
Xiaojuan is a loyal reader of "Langya Bang" and an old reader, who has been reading for 7 years. Since she found "Langya List" on the recommendation list a few days ago, she was in a state of book shortage, as if she had found a panacea, her waist was no longer sore, her legs were not painful, and she went to the fifth floor in one breath, hey, it didn't take much effort.
Xiaojuan has always been looking forward to the "Langya Bang" update, she has been working for nearly two years, she is not bad for money, often give the author Shanhe a hand to vote for the change, what 12,000 reminder votes are often here, but unfortunately the mountain is Qinggao, never accept tickets, alas, this can be distressing to her.
But today Xiaojuan sees hope!
When Xiaojuan saw the small tail of the first update of "Langya Bang" on July 1, she immediately understood the problems encountered by the author, a little faster than most fans understood. It's not because of any unpredictable prophet, it's because after her male ticket came to a "lunch exercise" with her at noon, the two chatted there and just talked about the latest gossip in the male frequency novel industry.
Well, there is no doubt that her male ticket is also an old bookworm, and she prefers Xianxia literature and historical literature, Meng Weijun's "Mortal Immortal Journey" and Chun Shenjun's "Dream Jiangshan" are naturally two must-read books, and when I saw what the idol said, I naturally ran to "Shendaozun" to support a few tickets, anyway, it's just a few guaranteed monthly tickets, and the idol is happy.
That's it, even if Xiaojuan doesn't like fantasy texts very much, he also went to "Shendao Zun" to add bricks, oh, by the way, the author who went against the idol's brother, that is, what "Douluo or something's continent", naturally he is the legendary villain. Xiaojuan's male ticket also followed the big army to step on it a few times, but he didn't do anything, just bumped into his teammates and pushed it; When you touch an enemy teammate, you can just give a thumbs down.
For all this, Xiaojuan's male ticket naturally shared it with his girlfriend as a funny joke, but it is estimated that the intestines he wants to destroy this time are green.
Xiaojuan undoubtedly voted for ten monthly tickets to "Douluo Continent", although it is a male frequency, but it is also a book of Shanda, so it must be supported, besides, the key is to add more!
"Douluo Continent? This name is a little familiar, it seems that you have heard it before? ”
Xiaojuan always felt that the name was a little familiar, maybe it was an illusion, but there was still a little impression in her mind.
"Did you see it when you searched the mountain? Well, I think so. ”
"Forget it, go to the book review area, go to help the war, I remember that my dear told me at noon today that I wanted to cheer for my favorite author."
"Well, that's a good point, why is everyone bullying our family! Top one! ”
"Huh? Hastily !! Dare to say that, what's wrong with Shanda's novels!! Have you ever read it seriously?? actually said that the female frequency essay in the capital of the mountain is a brain pump??!! The old lady can't bear it anymore! ”
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it. It seems that women's anger points are lower than men's, right?
"Have you read the novel?"
“s_b!”
"Get out!"
……
Throughout the ages, modern and Chinese, there is no good end for a woman who is angry, and it is terrible for a woman to go crazy.
"Huh? New Year's Eve Pick-up? It's not ......"
In the struggle with the reply to the previous book review, Xiao Juan found a familiar ID in the vast reply - New Year's Eve Erjiu. This ID is not ordinary, because it is named after her own lunar birthday, and at that time, someone had been chatting with her for a long time.
There is no doubt that this ID number is her dear boyfriend Xu Bing, but at this time, in Xiaojuan's mind, this boyfriend is not amiable and cute.
"The landlord is talented!"
"Top one."
"Like"
"Mortal fans are here for a visit."
"Shanda? Hehe! ”
"Huh."
"Huh."
……
Xiaojuan was afraid that she would recognize the wrong person, so she clicked to the other party's homepage to take a look, and by the way, she also read his recent book reviews, that is, the above ones, and the positive ones are naturally assists for his great teammates, and "hehe" and the like are mockery of the 'villain'. At first glance, it was really her "dear" boyfriend, and as for the book review, she was born as a Buddha and ascended to heaven as a second Buddha.
What? What about the Three Buddhas? Three Buddhas, uh, there's no water to drink. Anyway, the Buddha is also a monk.
The singularity client in this world has been greatly improved compared to the previous life, first of all, it is not stuck, secondly, you can see other people's replies to your book reviews, and finally you have a personal homepage. I still remember that in his previous life, Ding Hao opened a sign-in building in the book review area of a certain book, and the next day he flipped through the mobile phone client for a long time before turning to the post he posted yesterday, what a sin.
"Xu Bing!! You're very good! In the evening, the old lady and you will settle the accounts, hehehe. ”
The laughter of the mistress in the house gave a creepy feeling, and one could not help but feel sad for the scene when the man returned in the evening.
At 7 o'clock in the evening, Xu Bing arrived home on time, hummed a small song, took out the key and opened the door with a dashing step, thinking that today's work was quite smooth.
"Xiaojuan, I'm back!"
……
"Xiaojuan?"
……
"Honey?"
……
"Huh? What about people! ”
Because of the work of both parties, according to usual, Xiaojuan made dinner at this point in time, and then waited for him to come back at home to eat, but today Xu Bing didn't even smell the aroma of the rice when he came back, let alone the aroma of the vegetables, these two are not the key, the key problem is that there is no echo from even one person.
"Hey, you're here, what are you doing, you shouldn't be silent."
Xu Bing looked for a little, and saw his girlfriend leaning on the head of the bed, eh, it's not a look, anyway, it's such a big place at home, just walk around for dozens of seconds.
Shaken, no response.
Keep shaking, still no response.
Xu Bing stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of Xiao Juan's eyes a few times.
"Smack!"
The sharp blow hit the restless hand in an instant, and the hit was quite accurate and the repercussions were quite strong.
Xu Bing vs Xiaojuan, in the first round, Xiaojuan wins!
"Why? Ignore me, I thought you were a corpse, so I sent you to breathe and touch your heartbeat. ”
Saying that, Xu Bing touched Xiaojuan's chest with his hand, "Touch your heartbeat", how can you do it if you don't touch it.
"Smack!"
double_kill!
perfect!
Xu Bing vs Xiaojuan, the second round of the contest, Xiaojuan wins!
The hand of evil was suppressed.
"I'm not in the mood to mess with you, I didn't see that I'm busy!" Xiao Juan commented impatiently, the two simple kills just now are not her real combat effectiveness.
"Okay." Xu Bing was also helpless, and leaned over to see what Xiaojuan was typing on her phone. "Hey, what about quarreling with someone, do you want your husband to help?"
saw that Xiaojuan was arguing with someone in the book review area of the novel "Langya Bang", which she often read recently, and immediately volunteered to assist.
"Humph! Xu Bing! Come over to me! ”