Chapter 6 Going to School
"Love letter Oba, what is the wound on your body, was it cut when you were a bodyguard?" Huang Qibei looked at Li Shaolong with a curious face, as Beigong Nan's friend and best friend, she naturally knew about Li Shaolong's existence, and she was also a little curious about this person who sent love letters every month. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, it's a long story, so I'll make a long story short." Li Shaolong took a deep puff of his cigarette and pretended to be deep and said: "This is a sad story, on a dark night when the wind is high and there is no blood, I fought a hundred lonely young women alone, and the wounds on my body were scratched by them at that time. If it weren't for the fact that my brother was as strong as iron and pushed into the pine, killing that group of young women was throwing away their armor and screaming, it is estimated that they would have turned into a dry corpse, what a whimper! ”
"Whew!" Huang Qibei couldn't help but give Li Shaolong a roll of his eyes, and he was embarrassed to say this, he was really ashamed.
"Love letter Oba, what have you been busy with abroad all these years? You can't lie, lying is a thunderstorm that will not be lifted for a hundred years. ”
"Hey, Sister Beibei, do you think my brother looks like a liar? Brother never tells a lie! Li Shaolong looked at Huang Qibei with a smile, Young Master Ben will not tell a lie, what is a lie?
"Hehe, you swore that if you lie, you will be thundered by the sky, and you will not lift it for a hundred years, then tell me what you have been all these years."
"When it comes to this, I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights. Over the years, I have been in a foreign country called a bitter, not enough to eat and wear, and I am always raised by a group of old women as children's husbands, if I didn't escape back quickly, it is estimated that now the children can play soy sauce. You don't know, women abroad are a bunch of hungry wolves and tigers who can't be fed. Li Shaolong said with a sad face.
But in his heart, he secretly said in his heart: Over the years, sometimes I have been hungry and full in order to complete the task, it should be regarded as not enough to eat and wear, right? The noblewomen I have protected all want to marry me, and according to the age of most people, I am already a child husband, and I am not lying.
"Love letter Oba, that wound on your chest looks like it was hit by a bullet, right? What type of gun did it hit? ”
"This is not a bullet, this is the Big Dipper, the legend is that the one who steps on the seven stars is the emperor, I have the seven stars in my heart, and I will become a god in the future." Li Shaolong couldn't help but sigh secretly, this girl must have seen herself a long time ago, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to see the seven bullet scars on her chest.
"Love Letter Oba, it is said that everyone who does your business has a body of martial arts, what kind of kung fu is Love Letter Oba good at?"
"Guns, brother, what I'm best at is using guns, one shot at the enemy, one shot at the woman, the so-called double guns in hand, I have it in the world!"
"Love letter Oba, can you let me touch your gun?"
"Isn't that good? My gun can only be seen by enemies and women. ”
"Then I'll look at the gun that only women can see, take it out and let me touch it."
"This ...... This is really inconvenient, and when you grow up one day, I'll let you see it. ”
"Love letter Oba, you're so stingy, aren't you just a gun, it's not like I haven't touched it, hum! I'm ignoring you when you're so stingy, I'll go play with Sister Nannan! ”
Saying that, Huang Qibei trotted angrily and went to Beigong Nan's room, looking at Huang Qibei's figure, Li Shaolong couldn't help but say helplessly: "Hey, little girl, it's not that I don't want you to see my gun, it's just that you will pay the price if you see it, after all, a man's gun is easy to misfire, and it is not something that can be touched casually." ”
Li Shaolong walked out of the hall, and then looked around, the villa of the Beigong family is too big, and there are many servants among them, and the expenses of this day are worth the expenses of a few ordinary people for a month.
I searched it.,Find out some monitors installed in the dark.,And find a lot of bugs.,It seems that this Beigong family is not infiltrated by ordinary deep.,This situation is very dangerous.,You have to fire all the servants in the house.,Otherwise, you won't wake up that day.,It's miserable.。
Li Shaolong returned to the hall with a large push of things, and threw the large handful of things on the table with a "bang", and at the same time secretly thought about how to sell these monitors and bugs at a discount, although these things are not very valuable, but after changing hands, you can still eat a meal or two of hot pot.
It's hard to beat a hero with a penny in these years, and as a man, you have to know how to create wealth.
"Young Master Long." Fu Bo walked in from outside and handed a piece of paper to Li Shaolong, "This is the information we have tailored for you, tomorrow you will go to Xizi International School with the eldest lady to protect the eldest lady." ”
"Oh, that's a good idea." Li Shaolong took the piece of paper, put it by his side casually, and showed an evil smile on his face: "Do you want me to be a teacher?" Is it a physical education teacher or a physical hygiene teacher? I know a little bit about physical education, but I am proficient in physiological hygiene, especially women's physiological hygiene, I think it is better for me to go to the school to give a physiological hygiene class to the little sisters in school, and by the way, I will check their bodies, I don't mind teaching them one-on-one. ”
"The expert who specializes in the treatment of slow growth and development of young girls and infertility in young women is me, hehe......"
Fu Bo couldn't help but smile helplessly, and said, "Young Master Long, you are wrong, not for you to be a teacher, but to be a student." ”
"What?" Li Shaolong couldn't help jumping up all of a sudden: "Let me be a student?" Are you mistaken, who would dare to teach me as a good student? ”
"At this point, Master Long, please rest assured, Xizi International School has the best education team in the world, and there is absolutely no problem in educating you." Fu Bo smiled and said, "This is what the old man meant, and it is also what the old man Li meant." ”
"Well, isn't this a deliberate evil? Wouldn't a handsome and attractive man like my brother enter Xizi International School, wouldn't it make the female teachers of the whole school not be in the mood for class, so that those cute and simple little sisters don't have the heart to listen to the class, this is simply destroying the image of Xizi International School, misleading people's children, I resolutely can't do this kind of thing that hurts others and is not beneficial to myself. ”
"Young Master Long, the old man of the Li family asked me to pass on a message to you, the old man said, if you don't want to, go back to Africa, he said that there is a woman in a tribe in Africa who is waiting for you."
Listening to Fu Bo's words, Li Shaolong couldn't help but shudder, and immediately appeared in front of him a woman with diamonds and gold all over her body, her chest and breasts, her body was fat, and one eye was blind.
"Okay, okay, can't I go to school tomorrow?" Li Shaolong sighed helplessly and said, "Heaven and earth, this is what you forced me!" ”