Chapter 366: Sharpen the knife
Jiukou led the demon soldiers to flee back to the position, which can be described as embarrassing, although he did not have a single skin stung by bees, but he had to flee with the soldiers. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info wanted to have a hard battle, but he was unfavorable and gave up halfway. He hurriedly summoned the female military division and two adjutant generals to discuss countermeasures. The advisor's bosom friend is a woman with a lot of temperament, and one of the two generals is the general of the ground movement, and the other is the general of the breakthrough.
"Tumor Hao, how did you become a pioneer officer? A swarm of hornets is chasing you, the earth-moving general, to the ground? Even bothering us and so on? ”
He covered his face with both hands, his face was already swollen to the point of being ugly, and the two lips touched and said, "Marshal, this time is really unexpected!" We can deal with thousands of scumbags, but we can't deal with this group of hornets that pounce on and chase after you, and they don't look at your face, they hit the nail on the head, and they are vicious! ”
Hearing this, Jiukou and Evil Mourner all laughed, leaning forward and leaning back with laughter, and the polite bosom friend covered his mouth with his left hand and kept laughing.
"The earth shakes the mountains and shakes the general, and he is defeated by the mere pony hornet; Swollen head, swollen face and swollen hands, fleeing for their lives in a hurry and laughing! The evil laughed.
"Look at the virtues of you bullshit literati! Don't forget, Marshal, you, and I, but the troika goes hand in hand! I'm just a scapegoat for both of you! Don't get carried away! ”
General Tumor Hao is angry talk, the evil general is a joke, no one remembers anyone, only those who are as close as iron buddies can speak without taboos, and their mouths are relaxed.
"Do you want the military advisor to play a song for you? Listen to good music and maybe forget about the pain. Jiukou said, looking at the bosom friend with affection. Seeing her, it really eliminated all the unpleasantness in my stomach.
The bosom friend really played a relaxing piece of music seriously, and an electronic piano lay in front of her, and her hand came naturally.
"Well, the pain has been alleviated, thank you, military advisor!" He lowered his hands, "Marshal, I don't think we need to encircle and suppress the enemy army anymore, and if we encounter the hornet's army again, we will have to suffer again!" ”
"What is decided must be carried out unconditionally, without resistance, and without obstacles! Even if you work hard, you have to do it! Jiukou waved his big hand and said: "Remember, at any time, encirclement and suppression must take risks, charges must pay costs, and victory must pay costs!" ”
"That's what the marshal said!" The evil mourner said: "Tumor Hao, you must follow the tone of the marshal and follow the steps of the marshal!" You have to do it to earn the ticket you want from the Great General! ”
"Why panic when dealing with a swarm of hornets? Just wrap the head of each soldier in a scarf wrapped around the women. Bosom friend said.
"Oh, that's a good idea!" General Jidong said happily, "Wouldn't it be enough to wear a pair of gloves on your hands, and a neck sleeve around your neck." It's just that these 10,000 neck sleeves, where can I get them for a while? ”
"It's hard to say? Wouldn't it be okay to cut a piece of cloth and wrap it around your neck? Bosom friend said casually.
"Women just have a way! Then everyone cut off one of the arms on their shirts, right? General Earth Movement comprehended in time.
"Good!" Jiukou clapped his hands and praised, "This is the problem is solved on the front line, innovation is reflected on the front line, the results are tested on the front line, and the decision is implemented on the front line!" ”
Light music echoed in the hall, and Jiukou said hesitantly: "General Tumor, tomorrow you will lead the army to set off at noon!" I, the evil mourner, and the bosom friend, will not go with you, we are waiting for you in the array, ready to celebrate your achievements! ”
"Okay, you don't need to go to the enemy camp in person, as long as you are in the camp and strongly support this general, I will dig a hundred feet in the enemy camp and shake the mountains! Let them have nothing to rely on, no shelter, no fixed place, no fixed camp, no food and sleep, and no pain! Tumor Hao touched his swollen face and said arrogantly and ruthlessly.
"Ben Shuai is relieved to see your ruthlessness! I'm going to give the enemy camp a serial poke! Let the enemy know what it means to be frightened, deafening, and resolute! ”
After the other 106 propaganda soldiers of the Demon Array fled back to each formation, they painted a vivid picture of the-for-tat hornet army of the Volunteers, which made the Demon Soldiers shudder and develop a fear of war. At the same time, all the propaganda soldiers put the responsibility on the head of the Five Vertical Demon Array, because the Five Vertical Demon Array is a well-known cultural demon array among the one hundred and eight demon arrays, composed of wise men from all walks of life who can play with words and numbers, and their main task is to promote the demon culture and piracy culture to the Three Realms, and use the demon culture with evil, lewdness, greed and thieves as the main body as a weapon to defeat the good culture between the Three Realms. One hundred and six cultural soldiers supported each other and reflected it to the Great Demon Kings. The demons, the stable demons, the mad demons, and the pseudo-demons couldn't calm their complaints, so they had to summon the five demon array masters to westernize and interrogate, and at the same time invite the nine enemies of the array to interrogate them together.
The Demon King sits on the left, and then to the left is the Pseudo-Demon King and the Westernized Demon King.
The Steady Demon King sits on the right, and then on the right is the Mad Demon King and the Nine Mouth Demon King.
The two Great Army Masters Ya Demon King and Altar Demon King also sat on the left side of the Nine Mouth Demon King.
"Westernization, if you want to talk about talents, your five-column formation can be said to be full of talents, generals are like clouds, you see problems sharply, and you are quick and accurate in your shots, but why didn't you give full play to your characteristics when you carried out psychological tactics over the enemy camp this time?" The Demon King asked.
"King, the propagandists sent by our formation have done their best, but the enemy army does not take the bait at all, and hides in the hole in the ground and sleeps. They were also exhausted from shouting, and the enemy army was tired of listening, so they simply released swarms of poisonous bees to kill people, which is obvious to all the propagandists in every array! Those killer bees don't play with us, we are grinding our mouths, they are playing with fart needles, and the propaganda soldiers have suffered countless casualties. King, now we have literature in our stomachs, and we are really helpless to deal with those killer bees! Westernization explained carefully.
"King, Westernization makes sense!" The military advisor Ya Demon King said, "These six Dao scum are really hateful! It must be eradicated as soon as possible! ”
"Yes, the gentle five-column formation doesn't need to chew words with the enemy, the scum is unreasonable, go straight to the enemy's lair, and wipe them out!" The Demon King of the Military Altar said.
"It seems that the two military divisions are fighting for the five-column formation! It's okay, after the soldiers of the enemy's array encircle and suppress the enemy's army, how about sending both of you to be the prison army, and follow the soldiers of the five columns to smash the enemy's nest with the westernization? The Demon King said.
The Ya Demon King and the Altar Demon King looked at each other and smiled, and nodded yes.
"Jiukou, you fled before you left the division, I don't know what is the next step?" The Demon King asked.
"King, I have my own clever plan for the nine mouths, and at this time tomorrow, you will wait for my good news!" Jiukou said confidently.
"Well, you've got a plan, so don't talk about it. Since the last time the plane crashed and the eagle died, both sides have been cautious and unwilling to take a step beyond the thunder pool. The propagandists of this king faction originally wanted to break this stalemate and let the battle develop in our favor, but unexpectedly, it was self-defeating, and the enemy army threw out a killer bee, causing the soldiers to talk about the bees! So you must win the battle of tomorrow! Win back a game for our army to set the heart of our army! The Demon King said, sending nine mouths of hope.
"Please rest assured, the king!" Jiukou reassured.
"Nine mouths, the battle of tomorrow is crucial!" The Mad Demon King turned around and ordered, "You are the cool general of my sect, and the other hundred and six formations are all looking at you with wide eyes!" ”
The pseudo-demon king also instructed the Westernized demon king in a serious voice: "With the two military advisors of King Ya and King Altar to suppress the battle for you, you are like a tiger with wings!" I dare to pat my chest and say that the enemy army is full of guns and sticks, and they are not at all the opponents of you university scholars! ”
"That Youheng is a thorn in the head!" The Mad Demon King reminded, "He is in the Great Destruction of My Spirit Fox Formation, but he has taken his eloquence to the extreme!" It's crazy! ”
"That kid has the demeanor of the mad king." The Relic King joked with the Mad King.
"So I'm worried that they won't be able to withstand him if they westernize him!" The Mad Demon King laughed.
"There are two military advisors to support us and strengthen our courage, it's nothing remarkable!" Westernization said, "Besides, the heroes don't fall into the crowd, even if you are a lonely hero, it is difficult to beat my five vertical arrays of heroes and gold!" ”
The Demon King was happy, and he remembered the Demon King, the Demon King, the Demon King, the Demon King, the Demon King and the Demon King of Xirong, the five Demon Kings are also equivalent to his five fingers, even if his Demon King has three heads and six arms, it is distressing to cut off five fingers! It was something he didn't want to see.