Deduct her salary! This kind of actor who doesn't read the lines according to the script can't even give her a box lunch!

My brain seemed to stop for two seconds. Pen~fun~ka www.biquge.info and smiled awkwardly, or rather, I hope my expression at the time looked like a smile.

I patted my head indiscriminately, but I didn't catch any egg skins.

Just as I began to suspect that the girl was deliberately teasing me, she suddenly leaned over and smiled and reached out to my ear:

"Here we are."

She smiled and helped me clean the egg skin off my head, then turned to pick up the lady's bag that had fallen on the floor. She looked in the direction she looked, and then turned to me.

"Uh, thanks." I really don't know what to say, so I can only thank her for helping me clean up the egg skin.

"You're welcome, I should thank you for your great help." She looked at me with a smile.

"Is this your bag?" I can't believe a girl would carry such an old-fashioned handbag.

"No, it's an old grandmother's. I just happened to see her bag snatched on the back street, so I chased after her. ”

I said, "Well, it's not a bag that young people can carry." But this little girl is really naïve, even if she chases her, how can she catch the robber riding an electric car.

Sure enough, in the direction she came, an old woman was panting and walking briskly on crutches.

Xia walked over with his bag. I saw the old grandmother tearfully take the bag, take the little girl's hand and thank you non-stop.

Many passers-by surrounded curiously, what a trouble, I have to leave quickly, the police should come in a while, I don't want to make a record.

I turned my head quietly and walked briskly away before more people gathered.

Now, I'll leave the troublesome matter of transcription to classmate Xia.

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Towards evening, I knocked on the door of Yehou's house.

To my great surprise, I saw an acquaintance, but he probably didn't know Yehou at all.

I looked at Thunder in amazement, and he looked at me in amazement.

"Why are you here?" We asked at the same time.

We stared at the door for a while, and he spoke first, "Well, this is my friend's house, and I'm here to eat." ”

"Do you know the Nightmarquis?" I can't believe it.

"Uh, yes. I occasionally worked part-time to help deliver food, and then I met Yehou. I often sneak around here when I'm delivering food. He scratched his head and smiled sheepishly as he turned sideways to let me in.

I'll go, it turns out that the takeaway brother Yehou said is you.

"How did you get here?" He closed the door, turned his head and asked me.

"Little Monkey has always been my classmate before junior high school, uh, I'm also here to eat." I replied succinctly.

"Oh, then you came just in time, and you will be ready soon, and you will send my cousin back to buy beef."

"Your cousin?"

"Ah, you'll find out in a moment." Lei Ming pretended to smile mysteriously.

Tsk, if you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would be hard to imagine that Lei Ming's dark and honest face could smile so obscenely.

"Well, what do you eat at night?" I asked as I pushed the door open and entered the living room.

"Sukiyaki." (Author's note: a Japanese hot pot)

"What? In this way, Xiaoye is also there. "I looked around, and sure enough, the room was much cleaner than it had been on Monday, and a girl with short hair was wiping the floor with a mop.

The girl pauses when she hears the voice, then turns her head to look at us.

The next moment it pounced.

"Brother Xiaoyi!"

The girl jumped over and hugged me tightly, and the whole person hung on top of me. I hurriedly hugged her so that she would not lean forward.

"Brother Xiaoyi! Why haven't you come to see me for so long? Xiao Ye raised his head and pouted and looked at me aggrievedly, with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Ah, I haven't been in prison for two years."

"But didn't you come out a year ago?"

"Well, this, it's not that my sister and that man won't let me come to Night Heaven, they don't allow me to have anything to do with people here. I came here secretly this time. ”

"But Xiao Ye is not a bad person, why don't you come to see Xiao Ye? Of course, my dead brother has nothing to see, but why didn't Brother Xiaoyi come to me, and it was okay to go to my school. She continued to ask, staring at me pitifully with wide eyes, two lines of tears quietly scratching her white cheeks.

"Ah, don't cry, aren't I here now, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I'll come to see you often in the future, and I'll take you there if you want to play." Don't cry. "I helped her wipe away her tears. Please, let me go, I was wrong.

"Humph! I don't believe it, Brother Xiaoyi has always been perfunctory! You said you wanted to take me out a few years ago, but you didn't bring it once! ”

"Do you know how miserable people have been in the past three years?" Xiao Ye looked at me sadly. "My damn brother stays at home every day lazy, and I have to do all the housework and cook for him. You see, I'm just coming back today and I'm going to clean up such a mess. And he's still playing games in the house! ”

As he was talking, this damn brother jumped out of nowhere, and just heard Xiao Ye complaining.

I turned my head to look at him.

Yehou waved his hand in panic and opened his mouth to explain.

I glared at him fiercely.

"Shut up, little monkey! Go mop the floor! You dare to bully us Xiao Ye like this when I am away? It's against you! Who told you to take the mop? Put it down! Go get a rag and wipe it on your knees! "I'm sorry, Yehou, I can only sacrifice you to comfort Xiao Ye.

"Hurry up! Clever action! Don't eat dinner until you're done! Xiao Ye had my back, turned his head and shouted at Yehou.

Yehou knelt down with a mournful face, and his mouth was broken with words that he couldn't hear clearly.

"You have to do the housework in the future! Otherwise I wouldn't have cooked for you! "Xiaoye beat the water dog.

"What? Not enough for this day? Do you want to clean it later? No way! Yehou immediately protested.

Xiao Ye looked at me pitifully, tears rolling in his eyes.

"That's right! You'll have to do the housework in the future. Otherwise, I won't cook for you. I nodded to the Nightmarquis.

Yehou opened his mouth to continue protesting, but I glared back.

"Mop the floor! Don't beep! ”

Yehou scolded and lowered his head and drew circles on the ground with a rag.

"Okay Xiaoye, help you get angry, come down quickly, how old are you and always rushing towards me, come down quickly, you're going to strangle me." I patted her and motioned for her to come down.

Xiao Ye reluctantly got off me.

"You've grown a lot taller, right?" I looked down and saw that she was almost up to my chest when she stood upright.

"It's about 2 centimeters away."

"Oh, and I've gained a lot of weight, I almost couldn't hold you when I hung on me just now. It's more than 200 pounds, right? I looked at her with a smile.

"Why! I'm less than 100 pounds! ”

Yehou knelt on the ground at this time and muttered, but I didn't hear it too clearly.

"The one on the ground, what did you say?"

Yehou looked up.

"I said that I am less than 1.6 meters tall and flat-chested, how can I weigh 100 pounds?"

Xiao Ye was so angry that he wanted to kick the night marquis, but I hurriedly stopped him.

"Who said that, where do I have a flat chest, it's not very small, and besides, it's only the second year of junior high school." Xiao Ye looked down and said to himself aggrievedly.

"Brother Xiaoyi, Xiao Ye's chest is not small, right?" She looked up and asked what I thought.

"Ah, this, uh, yes, not small, not small. Don't listen to the little monkey. Ahem, then, when is the meal going to begin? "I was embarrassed to be perfunctory, and then bluntly changed the subject.

"Is Brother Xiaoyi hungry? Then I'll do it now. Originally, I thought it was Sister Ling'er who came in. Oh, by the way, why hasn't she bought the beef yet? ”

"I'll call and ask, it's long overdue to be back." Ay? It turns out that there is another person here, I almost forgot about this role, what is it called? Oh, Thunder said suddenly.

I'll go, Lei Ming is so tall, why is his sense of existence so low.

Lei Ming smiled and took out his mobile phone, obviously very satisfied that he had said something forcefully and interjected.

"It doesn't work." After a while, he said again.

We looked at him in amazement, and he looked at us with a smile, clearly happy that he suddenly had a slight presence.

"Wait, there's no way." I said.

Yehou quietly knelt on the ground and drew circles, and Xiaoye went to the kitchen to prepare the materials for sukiyaki.

I looked at Lei Ming's honest face, and there was a peaceful smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was still immersed in the joy and satisfaction of suddenly saying two words. I was speechless for a while, let's go and see Xiaoye cooking.

I walked into the very clean kitchen and saw Xiao Ye busily frying tofu in a pan. The kitchen is filled with the aroma of olive oil and tofu.

Finely chopped onions and konjac shreds are neatly arranged on the cutting board, and the bowl on the side is freshly washed cabbage, shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms and other vegetables, and on the side are scattered green onions, arrowroot powder, medicinal silk and burdock shreds.

"Wow, Xiaoye, I'm busy."

"Oh, I'm frying tofu, I'll have to adjust the sauce in a while, and then I'll just wait for Sister Ling'er to come back from buying beef." Xiao Ye turned his head and glanced at me with a smile, and then turned back to busy with the golden fried tofu in the pot.

"Is Brother Xiaoyi hungry? Why don't you eat Konoba's tofu first? ”

"Uh, no, no, I'm not hungry yet, forget it." I was taken aback by this girl's words, and then I saw that she was blushing and lowering her head, and sure enough, she was deliberately teasing me.

"What, do you want me to help?" I pretended not to understand, and bluntly perfunctory.

"No, just sit and wait." Xiao Ye gave me a blank look.

This girl, how can I mess with her again.

I went back to the living room, and I didn't even look at the thunder that was still giggling and seemed to merge with the air.

I grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge, sat down on the couch, and watched Yehou lie on the ground with a rag and scribble.

I turned on the TV, watched boring TV shows, and waited for the meal to begin. On TV, a very handsome bald head is hosting a blind date show, and one of the female guests with big breasts and fat is saying inexplicable bad things. Alas, I've only been in prison for two years, so why can't I understand the world now?

The wait is more than an hour.

"Thunder! Did your cousin go to slaughter a cow?! Does she need to deal with a bull demon who has become a spirit? Is she fighting with the Bull Demon King? "I roared at the thunder. My stomach was growling, too.

It's already past seven o'clock, and the beef hasn't come back yet.

"I, I don't know, I should have come back a long time ago, I've called several times, but she didn't answer." Lei Ming said aggrievedly.

"It's going to be okay, it's going to be in the night at night." Xiao Ye, who had already prepared the ingredients, leaned against me and said worriedly.

I looked at Thunder's tall figure. Another tall, swarthy figure with long hair and a bag of beef slices smiling innocently came to mind. I shuddered, shook my head, was I hallucinating from hunger?

"Nothing will happen." I said firmly, "Wait a little longer." ”

At that moment, there was a knock on the door from outside the courtyard.

Lei Ming hurriedly went out to open the door.

Soon Lei Ming came back with a bag of beef slices.

I looked up to see what this cousin looked like.

When I saw it, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

I deserve to be hungry for so long!

When he first entered the door, Lei Ming pretended to smile mysteriously, and Xiao Ye said that Sister Ling'er was robbed in the market near Night Heaven.

I should have guessed a long time ago!

Sure enough, Lei Ming's cousin glared at me with murderous intent on her face.

I scratched my head, hoping that I could smile as honestly as possible.

"See you again, classmate Xia Yuling."

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Three of us men and two women sat around the table.

Xiao Ye wisely poured vegetables into the pot and poured in the prepared sauce.

Yehou held chopsticks and chanted endlessly: "Sukiyaki!" Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki... ”

Lei Minghan smiled and continued to be air.

Yuling-san still looked at me angrily.

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20 minutes ago, Yuling had just returned. When they saw me, they pounced and tried to strangle me.

"Where did you go?! Why did you run away yourself? I thought you were afraid that the police would have to pretend that they didn't know you, and that you had to describe what you looked like, and that old woman was still going to invite me to dinner and wouldn't let me go. Why did you leave me?! ”

I explained it for a long time, until I had to move out of the prison before I went through the prison and didn't want to go to the police station again.

"Humph! Look at you don't look like a good person! Violent maniac! She said angrily.

"The robber with his helmet was concussed and lost several teeth." She looked at me. "Even if you're a bad guy, you don't need to be so heavy."

I quickly said yes, yes, next time.

She gave me a blank look, as if she didn't believe it at all.

Then it's time to eat!

"Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki! Sukiyaki! Longevity... ”

Bang! I patted the night.

"Are you finished? What are so many things in a hot pot? What are you excited about? I said angrily.

"I solemnly swear! This is no ordinary hot pot! It's sukiyaki! It is sukiyaki with high-quality beef! The night man corrected me solemnly.

"What are you doing so much? Isn't even high-end beef still hot pot? Isn't it still the same when you eat it? Besides, this beef is not too tasty. ”

"What? You say it's not delicious? Nightmaro suddenly stared at me.

"What's wrong, it's not really... Halfway through my speech, I saw that everyone was looking at me strangely, and hurriedly swallowed the second half of the sentence.

"Hah! Then you don't eat it, it's not delicious anyway. Yehou said happily, "It's just not much, and I can eat more if there is one less person to eat." ”

"If you don't eat, you won't eat, what can you do?" I said angrily. Then I saw that everyone was looking at me with admiration and seemed to be all happy.

"Wait, could it be that you all think so? Want to eat more? ”

The air ah no, Lei Minghan nodded with a smile, and then took a large chopstick beef slice. Hey, hey! What about your setup? Forgot? Don't have such a high sense of presence! Don't eat so much meat in the air!

"I, I just said nonsense, don't take it seriously." How can you not eat it! That's meat! And I'm starving!

"How can a man break his word? In a word, it's hard to chase the horse, Xiaoyi! If you break your word, everyone will laugh at you. Yehou munched on the beef slices and looked at me seriously. You can't eat it, Xiaoyi. He smiled wickedly.

Bastard! This is definitely revenge! He's getting revenge on me for letting him kneel and wipe the floor!

Damn it! I want to eat it!

Wait a minute! There were 4 people at this table besides me, and now there are two people who don't approve of me eating meat, but as long as the other two support me, it's a draw! I'll be able to eat it!

I looked at Xiao Ye, this is no problem, he will definitely support me.

I looked at classmate Xia again, although she was still angry with me just now, but after all, she was a kind and good girl. And she's a girl, so she shouldn't be too interested in meat for the sake of her figure. I'm 50% sure that she will support me!

"Ahem! Xiao Ye, help me with some beef. I said aloud.

"Huh? Does Brother Xiaoyi want to eat it? All right. ”

Sure enough, Xiao Ye will definitely be on my side, hmph, no matter how turbulent the political situation is and how rampant the hostile forces are, Xiao Ye will definitely help me!

Xiaoye clamped a piece for me... Bean curd! What is this! I want meat! It's the kind of meat that has a fragrant aroma and is rich in protein! Can this kind of thing made from beans be compared?

"Ahem, Xiaoye, I want meat, not this." I whispered.

"But Xiaoye's tofu is delicious, Brother Xiaoyi can try it."

"Ah, Xiaoye's tofu is of course delicious, but I occasionally want to taste that meat, the one in your bowl." I saw a whole bowl of meat in the bowl of small leaves. Why do you eat so much if I go?

"But this is Xiaoye's. I'd like to eat more. ”

"Xiaoye, you're not a girl, you'll get fat if you eat too much meat."

"No, I'm going to eat more meat. In this way, the chest can be bigger, so that Brother Xiaoyi likes Xiaoye. After Xiao Ye finished speaking, he blushed and buried his head in the flesh.

Hey, don't make up so much nonsense about the reason why you eat so much meat, okay?! Who told you that eating meat can enlarge your breasts?!

My mind shook, and a strange scene emerged: in the sea of a hurricane, as a pirate captain, I was commanding the Pirate Alliance to fight against the navy, and the trophy was the dream of countless pirates, yes, it's onepiece, a piece of meat! At this time, the first mate suddenly trotted over and said, Captain Shaoyi! Our ally, Crybaby Konoha, has defected! The muzzle of her ship is pointed at us!

Bang! There was a loud bang, and the beef slices were getting farther and farther away from me in the explosion...

I shook my head, calmed down, and pinned my last hope on Xia Yuling.

"What do you see? If you want to eat meat, you can clip it, I won't clip it for you. Xia looked at me nervously.

"So, you agree with me eating meat?" I said happily.

"What do you agree with, you can eat it yourself, but it doesn't matter now, it's all gone anyway. What's the matter with you guys? There's so much to eat. Hey, Xiaoming, what are you doing with Yehou? ”

I looked over, Lei Ming and Yehou were rolling up their sleeves and guessing boxing, and whoever won would eat a piece of meat.

"Oh, I'm really convinced of you, eat meat and fight openly and secretly." Xia lifted his forehead and sighed.

The boiling pot is churning with beautiful soup flowers, colorful vegetables and white tofu rising and falling.

I looked at the pot and was speechless for a while, what about the meat?

Night! Thunder! Hand over the meat of your hands!

I rolled up my sleeves, looked at the two people fighting for meat, and slowly stood up.

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I came home hungry and ran into the kitchen to cook another bowl of noodles. During this period, my sister naturally chattered endlessly in her ear. Like, "Why did you come back so late?" "Didn't you go to Nightheaven again? I'm going to die for you. "Why did I buy Sophie and not the Seven Dimensions? How many times have I told you? I don't know how many times I've heard it.

My sister seemed to be sleepy, yawned and ran back to her room.

Eating freshly cooked noodles, I went back to my room, wondering if I should write down my homework for tomorrow? Well, forget it, anyway, it's Lei Ming's homework, and it's good to borrow a copy when the time comes.

I stepped into the room.

Well? Gone wrong?

A long-haired woman dressed in white sat on the edge of my bed, her back to me. Holding a wooden comb in his hand, he is combing it mechanically one by one.

I could see that my scalp was a little numb.

What's going on? Hell again?

I took a bite to calm down, and my brain spun rapidly.

Well, there are two possibilities for seeing this kind of scene in a movie.

If the female ghost suddenly turns around, then she will either show a scary face or turn around and still have hair all over her face. Of course, if this female ghost suddenly turns around and pretentiously shouts "iwantyou!" "Not necessarily.

There is also the case that the female ghost disappears in the blink of an eye, and if that is the case, it is even better to say, she will definitely appear behind you and wait for you to turn around and look at her affectionately.

But the female ghost in front of me is a little different.

Hey, don't comb your hair anymore, a few hairs have fallen out of my bed! Pay attention to hygiene! I'll go! Hurry up and turn around or disappear! Aren't you here to scare people? Please, you have a sense of responsibility, okay?

I decided to break the silence.

"Ahem, that, good evening?" I said tentatively.

No response.

“goodevening？” Foreign ghosts?

No response.

"I'm waisted!" Could it be that your ancestral home is Japanese?

In response, a few more long hairs landed limply on the bed.

"What, do you eat noodles? Shall I give you something to eat? ”

The female ghost still didn't react.

I cautiously walked over.

The one on the bed was still combing his hair.

I poked her lightly with my chopsticks.

"Hey, I recognize you, don't pretend."

The female ghost's hand combing her hair froze in the air.

She slowly turned her head.

"How do you recognize that? I changed into clothes like this. ”

"Haha! Xiao Jing! Sure enough, it's you! ”

I smiled and looked at the female ghost who was grieving because her prank had failed again.

"I'm blind, I didn't expect you to be so easy to deceive?"

"Huh? Bastard! You stupid big guy suddenly have an IQ! I was deceived by you! It's a shame that it took me so long to put on makeup! Xiao Jing said indignantly, and then tied her long hair back, revealing a painted pale face and heavy eye shadow.

She opened her mouth and took something out of her mouth.

I took a closer look.

"It's... You also brought dentures and a long tongue?! ”

"yes, I've got two prosthetic hands. I don't need it. Ahh Xiao Jing was still haunted and writhed on the bed dissatisfied.

"Hey, I'll tell you, what are you doing running to my house in the middle of the night? Even if you only met twice today, right? As a result, you want to trick me every time, do I have any enmity with you? ”

"No, I don't. I'm bored. It's funny to see how stupid you are. ”

"Hey, who told you I was stupid? Where did I show stupidity? Why do you say I'm stupid? Do you know that the author of this novel has an IQ explosion in the setting I gave? I said angrily to Xiao Jing.

"Huh? IQ explosion, huh? Isn't that just gone? Aren't you still stupid? Xiao Jing looked at me strangely, puzzled.

。。。 I don't think she's right to explain it that way.

"Ahh I'm not stupid anyway! I roared.

"And! Please leave my house! Walk the door or walk the TV whatever you want! I! A fool! It's time to sleep! ”

"What, a girl came to you in the middle of the night, but you want to drive them away?" Jing looked at me pitifully.

Please, can you wash your face first when you pretend to be pitiful? It's scary!

"I don't care if I'm going to sleep, I'm going to get up early tomorrow to exercise. I still have classes. ”

"But it's so dangerous out there, and it's full of the furious spirits you saw the last time you met me."

"Who cares about you? I'm going to sleep! ”

"Don't drive me away, we can sleep together."

"Stop! How can you sleep in a single bed! ”

"Hey! By the way, you're a ghost, so I can't touch you. That doesn't seem to matter. You don't go and pull down. I don't bother to pay attention to you. I continued.

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I finished washing up and saw the female ghost lying on my bed leisurely reading the One Piece manga.

Forget it, she won't go, she can't touch it anyway, she can't see it when she closes her eyes, I'm so sleepy, let's drive her away tomorrow.

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I lay on the bed and rolled over.

Well, what's this, why is the bed so soft today? There was a big bulge in the face.

I rubbed it.

"Dead pervert! Take your hands off my chest! ”

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"How can I touch you?! Aren't you a ghost?! "I'm a little confused.

"Ahh That's right! I poked you with chopsticks just now! I suddenly remembered.

"Idiot, who told you you couldn't touch the spirit? You've got an explosion of intelligence. Big pervert. Jing whispered.