Chapter 3 Do You Have Milk?
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Xuan Wuchen started at the age of one, practiced Qi at the age of three, built the foundation at the age of ten, and married at the age of twenty-five. In a hundred years, you can cultivate the primordial infant, and in a thousand years, you will be able to turn into a god, and in 5,000 years, you will already be able to transform into a god.
I have to say that such a terrifying and rapid speed of cultivating immortals is the only legend in the entire immortal cultivation world, and it has also achieved the myth of the first person in the immortal cultivation world.
However, today, the world's unparalleled dustless immortal felt at a loss for the first time in his life. Holding the little baby awkwardly, frowning and thinking: What should I do with this little apprentice?
Jade, dressed in a miniature version of the trail suit, with short hands and feet, struggled out of his embrace, trying to climb out of the door. I'm so hungry, I'm going to find something to eat! If you don't eat again, you'll starve to death!
She remembered that there was a small fruit tree outside the hut, and three wild fruits grew on it, which were so pink and tender that she knew they were delicious at a glance. She doesn't want to cultivate immortals and "Bigu" and skip eating, she doesn't care what her ass is or not, she has to fill her stomach first anyway.
The moment he just climbed to the door, his body flew backwards, and he lay firmly in Xuan Wuchen's arms.
Jade wants to cry without tears: This is the twenty-ninth time, Master, don't bring such a torturous person! People climb so hard, are you really good like this?
Looking at the handsome face that was close at hand, she got angry and waved her little fat hand to throw it up.
I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore. You don't have to eat "Bigu" or something, it's you! But I can't!
"Smack!"
My hands hurt so much!
Xuan Wuchen glared at his little hand that quickly became red and swollen, and shouted, "Nonsense! β
In this world, no one can hurt him at all.
The little apprentice is the first person who dares to hit him!
Jade's face was full of grievances, looking at the swollen hands like pig's hands, and she struggled to understand a truth: communication is really important.
After thinking about it, she looked at Xuan Wuchen and put her small hand that was not swollen into her mouth.
Xuan Wuchen raised his eyebrows and asked, "Hungry?" β
The little baby nodded like pounded garlic.
Xuan Wuchen realized that the little apprentice was just a mortal, and he had not yet cultivated immortals, and he had to eat like ordinary people. He walked out the door, tinkered outside for a while, and came in with a large food plate.
Two large bowls of white rice, a large piece of fatty pork and a lump of black stuff, I can't tell what it is.
Jade wants to cry without tears: this master has too much divine sense, but he doesn't even have a little basic common sense. She doesn't have a single tooth in her mouth, where can she eat rice! Fatty pork, gnawed with gums?
Xuan Wuchen handed over the big food plate and said indifferently: "Eat!" β
Jade chose to ignore it directly, shook his short hands and feet, and crawled towards the door. This master is so speechless, it is important to run for his life quickly.
Seeing that she wanted to slip away again, Xuan Wuchen wondered in his heart, put down the things in his hand, and followed behind the small body.
Little Bit climbed and climbed, working tirelessly, his body was covered with grass clippings and dirt chips, until he came to the "magic tree" and giggled at the three "magic fruits" on the tree.
Xuan Wuchen stretched out his hand to pick it up, and explained coldly to Xiao Budian, who kept waving his white and tender fat hand to reach the fruit: "Those can't be eaten." β
"Yike...... Yes...... Giggle...... "The jade stretched out his hand desperately, and the fruit was crystal pink and delicate, and it looked delicious."
Xuan Wuchen said lightly: "Those three are 'Demon Fruits', eating them will make people lose their nature and fall into demons." β
In the next moment, the little chubby hand that reached the pink fruit paused, drooped weakly, and hung on Xuan Wuchen's broad shoulders. Aren't you a god? Why do you want to get some magic stuff and put it at your doorstep!
The result of excessive expectations is a great deal of disappointment.
Xuan Wuchen thought about it and flew down the mountain with her. He never confiscated apprentices, and he didn't know how to take care of them. His master soared when he was married, and the two got along very little, and the age was too old for him to remember. If you don't have the experience of taking care of your apprentices, you should humbly learn from people who have many apprentices.
The head of the Qingyun faction, Ziyuan Zhenren, has many disciples, and it can be said that there are many peach and plum all over the world, and in the world of cultivating immortals, he can also be regarded as a big man like Beidou Taishan.
In the evening, Ziyuan Zhenren, who had been busy all day preparing for the competition, returned to the head hall to rest tiredly.
"Huh?" He was startled and blinked in surprise. Uncle Taishi, who has been living on Xuanlin Peak for tens of thousands of years, actually went down the mountain! Still in his room!
Hurriedly bowed and bowed: "Meet Uncle Taishi!" I don't know if Uncle Taishi came to visit late at night, but what instructions do you have? β
"Yaya......" Jade came out of Xuan Wuchen's arms and said hello. Old man, we're meeting again so soon! There is fate!
If you are new to the city and are not familiar with the place, you have to find a few acquaintances to take care of you. I heard that he is the head of the house, and it is estimated that his status is not low. The set is almost, lay a good emotional foundation, and it will be easy to do things in the future!
Screaming, he poured over the purple edge.
"This ......" Zi Yuan stared at the jade with wide eyes, and reached out to hug it in a daze. Jingjing's shining black eyes, smart and extraordinary, delicate and lovely facial features, full of fairy spirit. At a glance, you can see that it is by no means the children of ordinary people.
Could it be that the rumors are true? It is rumored that Uncle Taishi and the lotus fragrance fairy in the fairy world are in love......
Xuan Wuchen said in a cold voice: "My apprentice, Xuanshi. A cold introduction successfully interrupted Ziyuan's imagination.
Jade dislikes and turns his head to die?! No!
Zi Yuan looked at the baby in his hand in surprise and said excitedly: "Uncle Xiao was born!" Could it be that the thunderstorm in the morning was the lightning raid of Uncle Xiaoshi? I thought it would take at least a thousand years for Uncle Xiao to wait for the lightning strike! β
Xuan Wuchen nodded slightly, interrupting Ziyuan's chatter, "She's hungry." Then, handing him an inquiring glance.
Ziyuan "oh oh" came back to his senses and said, "Uncle Xiao is still young, so he wants to eat something like rice paste." Belch...... Breastfeeding is also required. β
Xuan Wuchen's good-looking brows furrowed. Can't imagine that eating and drinking are so troublesome? Rice cereal is fine, as long as it is cooked, but breastfeeding?
Jade turned her head and glanced at her master, Pingchuan's chest. Zi Yuan was opposite to her, and when she saw her looking over, she also looked over and glanced at Uncle Tai's chest.
Xuan Wuchen's brows turned into a "Chuan" shape, and with a wave of his hand, the small body of the jade flew back into his arms. glared at Ziyuan, who was still looking at his chest, stretched out his big hand, stroked the little dot in his arms, and said, "Don't follow the bad learning." β
Zi Yuan was shot by his cold eyes, and hurriedly returned to his senses in a panic: "Oh, oh...... Uncle Taishi, I'm ...... I'm talking about the milk of spirit animals. β
Complaining looked at the little man who was "gigg......ling" and laughing, he was very aggrieved. Obviously, it was the little uncle who aimed at it first, why did he say that he brought it badly. Wronged!
Xuan Wuchen asked coldly, "You...... Is there milk? β
Ziyuan's eyes widened, she covered her chest with rebound, and replied nervously, "I...... No! β
Xuan Wuchen's iceberg face froze, and the little "giggle...... in his arms laughed.
Ziyuan's old face flushed, and he hurriedly explained: "There are two spirit beasts in the door that gave birth a while ago and are still in the lactation period. Or ......"
"Send it to Xuanlin Peak."
Xuan Wuchen flew away, leaving behind a cold command and a string of giggling baby laughter.
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