"Dear Mr. Tai Bai Xing, come to my Divine Realm First Province, my Divine Realm First Province is lacking an experienced news spokesperson like you, you can rest assured, the welfare of our Divine Realm First Province is very good. The salary is high, the benefits are thick, the five insurances and one housing fund will help you pay, the government will reimburse you for the expenses of the holidays when you are sick, and the future generations will study and implement free education, and more importantly, as long as you enter the system, you will have a house and a car ......" Li Shaolong gushed nonsense. , this is absolutely nonsense, of course, there is a certain factual basis, but everyone knows that this Tai Bai Xing is a die-hard fan of the Jade Emperor, and it is estimated that he has been secretly in love with the Jade Emperor for a long time, otherwise he would not have been looking for talents for the Jade Emperor every time.

However, the old guy of the Jade Emperor is a little dizzy, and he can't understand who is the real talent, so there are often some huge misunderstandings, the biggest of which is Sun Dasheng's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, if it wasn't for the old guy in the West, it is estimated that Sun Wukong would have changed his surname to Sun in the Heavenly Court.

"No...... No...... Your Royal Highness the Divine Emperor, this time I have come with the kindness of the Heavenly Court, and the Heavenly Court knows that you think that each of them will become the strongest of the Divine Emperor, so I ask you to go to the heavens, accept the canonization of the Heavenly Emperor, and become the gods of the heavens. Tai Bai Xing hurriedly stood up and said, he couldn't let Li Shaolong continue, because he didn't know if Li Shaolong continued to talk about it, would he say that it would be seven days and seven nights?

"Oh? I said, Mr. Tai Bai Xing, are you mistaken? Go to heaven to be a god in heaven? As far as I know, the heavenly court has long since become the earthly court, is your heavenly court still in the sky? Didn't it become a part of the earth a long time ago? Li Shaolong smiled faintly and said: "This is not good, well, it is really not good, dishonest people will not be welcomed, I originally thought that Tai Bai Xing was the most honest old immortal in the whole heavenly court, why did you come to fool me?" ”

"Your Majesty, although our Heavenly Court is now temporarily residing on the ground, it won't be long before we return to the Divine Realm and return to the Nine Heavens." Tai Bai Xing said.

"Oh, I'm looking forward to it." Li Shaolong smiled slightly, but in his stomach he secretly despised the Tai Bai Xing, and the heavenly court returned to the Nine Heavens again? Do you think you can return to the Nine Heavens if you want Heavenly Court to return to the Nine Heavens? The heart of Pangu has long been taken away by Lao Tzu, unless Lao Tzu dies one day, you don't have to think about it.

"Mr. Tai Bai Xing, you said that you came with the will of the Emperor of Heaven to make me a god?" A faint smile appeared at the corner of Li Shaolong's mouth.

"Yes, Your Majesty the Honorable God Emperor, only if you accept the canonization of the Heavenly Court, you are a righteous god, do you want to be a wild immortal for the rest of your life?" Tai Bai Xing smiled slightly and said, "The genuine immortals are much more majestic than those wild immortals." ”

"Oh, then I want to ask you, are all the gods in the world going to be canonized by your heavenly court?"

"Yes."

"So are the gods of the West also canonized by you? For example, Zeus, such as Athena, such as Odin, such as the old man of God, who claims to be the cousin of the Jade Emperor, was also canonized by your heavenly court? ”

"This ...... No! Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but say.

"In that case, why do you Heavenly Court recognize them as gods?"

"This ......" Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but be stunned, specially, he really couldn't answer this. It seems that the opponent is very difficult to entangle! "They are in the West, and the West is not under our control, but in the East, the gods who have not been canonized by our Heavenly Court are not real gods!"

"Oh, then relatively speaking, those bald heads of the Great Lei Yin Temple are also in the east, so do they also need to be canonized by your Heavenly Court?"

“……”

"I heard that when the gods want to inject a wisp of their soul into the god list, they will be controlled by the god list for the rest of their lives, as long as they are suspicious of the heavenly court, they will be immediately punished by the master of the god list. I really don't know if you immortals are stupid or impatient, wouldn't it be better to have a good time? Why should we let people control their freedom? Have you not heard that life is precious, love is more valuable, and if it is for the sake of freedom, both can be thrown away? ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

It's too platinum star speechless, this guy is known as the best in Heavenly Court, but I didn't expect that I didn't know what to say this time.

Helplessly, Tai Baixing, who has always been very eloquent, was speechless by Li Shaolong.

"Lao Bai, hey, in fact, I also want to join your Heavenly Court, but what kind of official position can your Heavenly Court give me? You have to know that a god emperor like me, a throne is indispensable, but there are so many thrones in the heavenly court, which one is suitable for me? Why don't you go back and discuss with that old fellow of the Jade Emperor, he has been the Emperor of Heaven for tens of thousands of years, why don't you give me his throne as the Jade Emperor? Li Shaolong said with a smile.

"......" Tai Bai Xing was directly speechless, do you really dare to think, who can sit on the throne of the Jade Emperor if he wants to? You don't want to think about who you are!

Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but secretly say Li Shaolong in his heart, and he definitely didn't say anything good.

"It is said that your Jade Emperor has a little daughter who is like a flower and jade and has not yet married, why don't you go back and talk to the Jade Emperor Lao'er, marry his precious little daughter to me, and let me be the little son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, do you think? As far as I know, the sons-in-law and grandsons-in-law of the Jade Emperor are all human beings, and they are all ordinary people, and none of them can be as handsome and powerful as me, and my excellence is worthy of the daughter of the Jade Emperor. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

"None of this? The Jade Emperor is too stingy, isn't he? No wonder Lao Sun made your Heavenly Court so miserable at the beginning, hey, this person is too stingy, he will have no friends. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

Tai Bai Xing finally appeared, Li Shaolong didn't really intend to join the heavenly court at all, he was simply making fun of himself, and he was quite dissatisfied in his heart.

However, even if he is dissatisfied, he can't do anything about Li Shaolong, Li Shaolong's strength is as easy as pinching an ant to death. Don't think that this immortal has become a god is high, in fact, there are many categories and levels among the immortals, such as Tai Bai Xing, this guy is the level of the golden immortal, which is equivalent to a god emperor.

Although this guy has been an immortal for a long time, he has not made much progress, and his strength is relatively small, anyway, he can't beat Li Shaolong, so he can only listen to Li Shaolong's nagging silently.

Tai Bai Xing's face is more bitter than a cucumber.

(End of chapter)

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