Chapter 426: Beasts Are Not as Good as Four
"I can't imagine that a little naked girl is so sharp-toothed! This king will let you see these magic weapons, and you will be speechless! After the Demon King finished speaking, he took out five magic weapons. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Do you know what it is?" ”
Hongshan looked at it and said, "Isn't it just a yellow umbrella, a green tree, a gold pen, and a gold seal?" ”。
"Hmph, that's right. However, they all have names, which are called umbrellas, green trees, big gold pens, and big gold seals! "The Demon King of the Clams said.
"Is there a difference?" Hongshan said disapprerovingly.
"You'll find out in a moment!" The Demon King said, "If you have any ability, just use it!" Today, you have broken my greedy array, and this king will not be easily captured! I will definitely let you have no return! It's a big deal! ”
Hongshan listened to the demon king's tone so loudly, as if he had met a big mouse, but he was interested, so let's play a game of cat and mouse.
"The little woman doesn't want you to die easily, if you die, then the wealth of the rich country will not be yours! Don't you think it's a pity? Hongshan asked with a desire to catch up.
"yes!" The Demon King Clams suddenly fell into a state of depression, and his eyes showed a confused expression, "It's a pity!" Have you ever drunk expensive Chinese and foreign famous wines? Have you ever seen a lot of gold and silver? Will your family have sixty cars? Will your family have a billion worth of antique calligraphy and paintings? ”
"Haven't drunk, haven't seen it, no, won't!" Hongshan blinked his eyes and said, "Our family used to have only one cat bowl for eating, but now, if we don't eat or drink, we have nothing!" No, no, no, now I have this sword in my hand! It is a heroic righteous sword given to me by the Monkey King! It's made of Ruyi gold hoop sticks! This is a truly magical treasure in the sky! It's worth a lot more than your antique cars, gold and silver! ”
The Demon King laughed when he heard this: "Brag, you! I can't imagine that the commander of your animal army turns out to be a braggart king! ”
"Bragging? Looks like you don't believe it anymore? Okay, then you go on, and I'll listen to what else you can say. Hongshan shook his head, thinking that it was best if these demon kings didn't know the goods! If he doesn't know the goods, he will underestimate the enemy, and then he is doomed to failure.
"This king owns more than 300 properties worth 1.7 billion, do you have them? I am the marshal of the greedy army, you are the marshal of the animal army, and you are also a marshal, do you have so many such expensive properties? The real estate of your army of millions of animals combined, I'm afraid it's not as valuable as the real estate of this king, right? The Demon King Clam Shark boasted vividly.
"It's true, it's true! Our million-strong army occupies sixty-four mountain peaks, and even if there are a million caves, they are nothing more than some ordinary basements dug by themselves, and some of them are made with the help of nature's caves, big trees, and lakes, which are indeed poor! Hongshan said honestly.
"How can a brute who has nothing be richer than our human king?" The Demon King Clams looked into the distance, as if he had seen the infinite scenery, "This king's wealth is far more than that!" Speaking out will scare not only your dog's guts, but also those poor ghosts' guts! It will even frighten the courage of many comrades! ”
"Wouldn't it? My cat gall is still intact! Hongshan patted his chest, "Didn't you say that you are rich and rival the country?" How rich is this country? ”
"Three seven billion deposits! Who has it? The Demon King asked.
"What is this concept? Can you be more specific and let us know? Hongshan asked seriously, she really didn't know what she could buy for 37 billion.
"Let's put it this way, even if you add up the annual financial revenue of several provinces in this land today, it is not as much!" The Demon King shook his head and said.
"Well, I don't seem to get it yet." Hongshan Road.
"Do you know about the Sino-Japanese War? The reparations of the Treaty of Shimonoseki in the First Sino-Japanese War are not as much as it! The Demon King said magically.
"Well, you're not a little powerful!" Hongshan sarcastically said that in fact, she didn't know what the First Sino-Japanese War was, and it was estimated that it should be the compensation of the loser to the winner after a decisive battle.
"Five hundred and ten billion bonds! Who has it? The Demon King continued to rage.
"Bonds? I don't know what the hell is, it's your debt to others, right? Hongshan was puzzled.
"It's like playing the piano to a cow! Is it worth it for the king to show off his debts to others? Are you mentally retarded? That's a debt someone else owes to the king! Then they will have to pay it back! Do you understand? Idiot? The Demon King said.
This demon king's mouth is too damaged! scolded Hongshan angrily! But now is not the time to flare up. Hongshan suppressed his anger and said, "I still don't understand, is it another example to make us surprised and surprised?" ”
"Well, this king will surprise you brutes!" The ugly words of the demon king made Hongshan feel a burst of anger in his heart when he heard it, Hongshan held the hilt of the sword tightly, and wanted to pierce the upper and lower lips of the demon king with a sword, and the demon king continued to show off: "Do the Eight-Nation Alliance know? Do you know "Gengzi Indemnity"? Do you know 400 million taels of silver? I think you're a bunch of idiots, too! Remember: 400 million taels of silver is not as much as the king's bonds! ”
After speaking, the demon king raised his hands and shouted to the sky: "The reparations of the two wars of aggression are not worth the wealth of this king!" Hahahahaha! ”
The Demon King's laughter actually made the clear sky suddenly become cloudy, lightning and thunder, and strong winds were blowing, and the army of hundreds of thousands of animals felt a gloomy atmosphere envelop the greedy array.
It seems that the Demon King is going to fight to the death!
Hongshan shouted to the demon king in a loud voice: "Okay, you are a demon king who is not as good as a beast!" Thou hast been greedy and corrupted, and thou hast harmed others, and thy sins are unforgivable. Take your life! ”
Haoran's righteous sword pointed directly at the razor clam, and the demon king waved his hand and attacked with a big golden pen. Even though the big gold pen is powerful, what can be touched is the Haoran Righteous Qi Divine Sword, which falls at the touch of a button. The razor clams were then blocked with a big gold seal, and they were still crushed at the first touch.
The Demon King had to dodge Hongshan by a distance and threw out the green tree magic weapon.
The green tree rotated 360 degrees in mid-air, and the goddess fell countless green leaves like scattered flowers, and when they fell to the ground, they became big trees, densely surrounding Hongshan and hundreds of thousands of animal soldiers. Although they were able to weave from tree to tree, they were trapped in a forest, deprived of the freedom to attack and retreat in time. And the figure of the demon king is nowhere to be found.
Hongshan was looking for a while, and heard a burst of gloating laughter, and followed the sound only to see the Demon King of the Clams and Sharks standing on a large tree.
"How? It's not the king's opponent, is it? Since you are all animals and all animals, this king will fulfill you and give you a primeval forest, and you will continue to live your animal life here from now on. The Demon King laughed.
Where does the demon king know Hongshan's skills, not to mention Hongshan driving the five-headed king cobra, it is a pair of wings on her back, as long as she jumps, she will soar. Because the trees are connected and the branches are intertwined, it really hinders flight. Hongshan simply gave up the five-headed king cobra and leaped up alone.
Seeing that Hongshan was about to fly up, the Demon King hurriedly threw out another of his magic weapons: umbrella protection!
This parachute has three variations: it becomes a larger shield to attack the opponent at the beginning and defend itself; Then the tip of the umbrella sprays out 100,000 darts, which can resist and kill 100,000 enemy soldiers; In the end, the umbrella broke into a million condoms, which were not only fragrant, but also extraordinary, and could trap the heads of millions of lustful enemies.
Haoran Zhengqi sword stabbed into the surface of the magic umbrella, stabbing a hole, stabbing a hole. Helplessly, the magic umbrella keeps getting bigger, and no matter how many sword holes there are, it won't help. Fortunately, the magic umbrella touched the body of the tree, and the trees were broken one after another, and the broken canopy of the tree naturally fell to the concave surface of the magic umbrella, which caused difficulties for the demon king to play the umbrella downward, only to hear the demon king complain: "Make trouble!" Asking for trouble! ”
Hongshan smiled, it complained about the demon king's plan, and suddenly changed the sword stabbing move, the tip of the sword pointed at the umbrella and did not move, and it rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, and the tip of the sword cut off a large circle of the outermost circumferential umbrella surface, leaving only one foot of the umbrella surface, freeing up space for her to leap.
Hongshan flew up, but he didn't expect the demon king to use the second change of the magic umbrella, and rows of dense hidden weapons shot towards Hongshan. Hongshan didn't have time to dodge, he was pressed down, and more than a dozen darts were hit in the wings on both sides. Hongshan had to fold his wings.
"Hahahaha, how's it going? You can't fly, can you? The Demon King laughed and said, "It's not easy to cover the sky with Kunpeng! ”
Hongshan had to use the Thousand Yin Thousand Buddha Hand Sword Technique on the ground. The sword qi is pointing straight up! Like a tornado, it engulfed the magic umbrella and the demon king.
The sword stopped the wind, the demon king clam didn't know where to go, and the magic umbrella hung alone on a tree branch.
Hongshan and the soldiers laughed.
Suddenly, the magic umbrella shattered, and with a "bang", countless fragments fell down one after another like yellow leaves after late autumn. How did Hongshan and the animal soldiers know that these leaf-like fragments are all condoms that bind people's hands, feet and hearts.
The yellow wave bubbles down!
If you are a person in the red dust, I am afraid that you will be recruited in a large area! They will drown in the yellow foam.
However, these animal armies, although they also have desires, have all been blessed by the power of the Buddha to defeat the Buddha, and their lust has disappeared. Their purer minds looked at the fallen fragments, and they grabbed and grabbed and grabbed them as if they were playfully in their hands, and they didn't know what they were.
Although Hongshan has a love for Wanjin, at this moment, where would she think of any bad things, and she doesn't know what these fragments are. She was just curious to see what would happen to the shards as they fell.
At this moment, no one saw the Demon King Razor Frog crawling on the ground with no one paying attention, and was tightly covered by layers of condoms.
He had never experienced his magic weapon after being destroyed, and the lewd condom actually covered his head and body!