Chapter 14 So You're Such a Female Anchor!

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She handed the lunch box in her hand to Zhuo Xiaowu with a meaningful smile and said, "Eat it, the delicious fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl I specially brought you, and it is super large." ā€

"Hmm." Zhuo Xiaowu took the lunch box, and when he opened it, the aroma was fragrant.

But..... Why is this soup surprisingly red? Could it be that the chef put too much red pepper?

He was a little surprised, but because of hunger, he had already forgotten about these problems.

He began to pick up the rice bowl and gobbled it up.

At this time, Han Ziyun also turned around and did it on the sofa, she looked at Zhuo Xiaowu eating very deliciously, and her heart was already happy!

Because Zhuo Xiaowu has been bullying her, Han Ziyun also thought about how to spoof Zhuo Xiaowu.

In the end, after thinking about it, I settled on the lunch box.

Well, don't think about it, in fact, she didn't use poison or laxatives.

"Just a little bit of delicious condiment!" The corners of Han Ziyun's beautiful mouth hooked up a wicked smile.

She watched Zhuo Xiaowu eat so happily, and she was proud in her heart.

She just took a little of her aunt's blood from today and put it into the rice bowl.

"Zhuo Xiaowu, is it delicious?" Han Ziyun asked with a grin.

The way she laughs is really cute.

Even Zhuo Xiaowu was amazed by Han Ziyun's beauty and cuteness.

He swallowed the rice in his mouth, then took a sip of the warm water in the quilt and said, "What's wrong?" It's okay, it's delicious, where can I buy it? ā€

"Hee-hee, it's just outside the food stall, in fact, I added some condiments to it." Han Ziyun continued with a smile, her smile was really fascinating!

Hearing her words, Zhuo Xiaowu was surprised: "Damn! You can't be poisoned by a third-level brain-dead person! ā€

As he spoke, he hurriedly threw his probing skills at himself, and the result was ........

"There's nothing wrong with that! What the hell did you put it on? He was a little surprised, after all, the third-level brain-dead style of doing things could not be guessed, and he could do something jaw-dropping at any time.

"You can't bully me when I say it, and you can't dump me with a cold face!" Han Ziyun snorted.

"As long as it's not poisoning or drugs, I'll promise you terms." Zhuo Xiaowu agreed.

Although he probed his body to find out that there was nothing wrong, but there were also some slow-onset toxins, and what was even more terrifying was addictive drugs, and he didn't want to get contaminated with that kind of thing!

At this time, after listening to Zhuo Xiaowu's words, Han Ziyun immediately smiled happily and said, "Hehe, I didn't poison it, although I really want to do that, but it's illegal, I'm just ...... Add a little bit of the aunt who came today.... Blood ....."

"Oh.... It's okay if you don't poison it, it's okay to put some aunt's blood..... What the? it! You put your menstrual blood in it? Zhuo Xiaowu reacted suddenly.

it! Can you, a third-level brain-dead, have a bottom line? It's okay to do that kind of thing in my room in the morning, just forget it, your sister put menstrual blood in my meal, what a special meaning!

"!" Zhuo Xiaowu was speechless, he couldn't help but feel a little sick to his stomach when he thought about the meal he had just eaten, but he had come from a hard life since he was a child.

When he was young, he had no father or mother, and he and his sister ate grass roots.

So he was just a little disgusted, Zhuo Xiaowu frowned and looked at Han Ziyun who was grinning evilly and said, "Can you still taste it harder?" ā€

At this time, Han Ziyun originally wanted to see Zhuo Xiaowu's tragic vomiting, but ........

"Uh..... Isn't it dark that you should be throwing up at this time? Han Ziyun asked in surprise.

"Hold your forehead! You are a third-level brain-dead, is there any direct connection between vomiting and darkness? Zhuo Xiaowu was speechless and said.

"Oh, then you just like to eat my aunt's blood, oops.... Zhuo Xiaowu, you are really a big pervert, you actually like to eat other people's things! Han Ziyun covered his face and said shyly.

"Hold your forehead!" Zhuo Xiaowu looked at Han Ziyun, who was blushing, and was really speechless!

Now he just yelled: "Who is it, who is Nima who created this third-level brain wreck?" This Nima thinking doesn't follow the routine at all! ā€

He looked at the rest of the lunch box speechlessly, frowning slightly.

"Hey, you're ...... Level 3 Brain Dead! Zhuo Xiaowu sighed helplessly!

Why do you say you're so unlucky? As soon as he crossed over, he met his childhood sweetheart and broke up, and was blocked by the rich second generation, Zhuo Xiaowu, who had come to Tianmei Girl's School, decided to work hard to accumulate daily value first, and then break through the blockade, and slapped Song Dongxu in the face.

But why did the heavens send such a thing to pester him?

Just when he was extremely speechless, Han Ziyun actually blushed and said, "Zhuo Xiaowu, why don't you eat, why don't you continue to eat, there will be more at night." ā€

"What? Nima still has it at night? Zhuo Xiaowu said with a look of lovelessness: "Sister, can we not play like this?" ā€

"No, you can continue to eat!" Han Ziyun pitifully picked up the lunch box and handed it to him, with a pretty little face that looked very charming.

"I don't eat it!" Zhuo Xiaowu refused.

"You eat! If you don't eat it, you'll waste it, and I haven't let anyone else eat mine yet. Han Ziyun pleaded pitifully.

"Then please let someone else eat it."

"I won't, I'll let you eat, Xiao Wu is the most well-behaved, eat."

"I said I wouldn't eat it!"

"You eat!"

"I don't eat it!"

"You eat!"

.........

After such a few cycles, Zhuo Xiaowu's patience finally ran out, and he slapped the table and shouted, "! I said I don't eat it, you are a third-level brain-dead who doesn't understand human language! If you don't understand, go to kindergarten and come back for a few years! is still a teacher like you, I think it's a misguided child, teaching a bunch of brains who don't understand common sense! ā€

After these words, Han Ziyun, who was suddenly roaring, was at a loss.

She stood still.

At this time, Zhuo Xiaowu frowned and threw another sentence: "Is it okay to spoof others every day?" If you can eat it, will I eat you all when you come to my aunt every month in the future? I'm really a dog today! ā€

"Damn!" Zhuo Xiaowu slapped the table, returned to the sofa with a cold face and continued to start snapping codewords.

He really couldn't understand what Han Ziyun was in his head.

But just as he was about to start thinking about the plot and continue to write "The Legend of Wukong", Han Ziyun came to him with a boxed lunch and said, "Is what you just said counted?" ā€

"What?" Zhuo Xiaowu was stunned.

"You just said that if I could eat it, you would eat it all of me every month....... That one...... Does it count? Han Ziyun said with a blushing face.

At this moment, the camera has already sent all this live broadcast to the live broadcast space.

The live broadcast room is now like crazy and has turned on the swiping mode!

If Han Ziyun takes a look at the live broadcast room now, he will definitely find that this is definitely the most popular time ever!

ā€œ666! Female anchor is good 666! ā€

"Invincible! No one! I can actually see such a side of the female anchor! ā€

"Ziyun, it turns out that you are such an anchor!"

"Oh no, goddess anchor, why did you meet this cold doctor and have fallen from the previous goddess to the current undisciplined woman...... Ha? What should I use to describe an anchor? ā€

"Filthy female anchor!"

"The strongest filthy female anchor!"

"China's strongest dirty female anchor!"

"The strongest dirty female anchor on the planet!"

"The ..... of the Solar System"

"Milky Way ....."

"Don't say it, I set the tone, the Ziyun anchor is now the strongest in the universe!"

"Hahaha...... I couldn't help but laugh! ā€

"This doctor is too 6, he can train a cute anchor into this undisciplined filthy girl now!"

"I'm on my knees before this doctor!"

........

At this time, Zhuo Xiaowu listened to the voice of the system in his head: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and getting +1.....+1....."