Chapter Eighty-Five: You're a Pig

While Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong were going to the hospital to drag their luggage, Tang Yi deliberately went to the nearby vegetable market to buy cabbage, sweet potato tips, and a pound of fatty meat, and then got a fish. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

When he was in the army, Tang Yi often went to the food class to fool around, and he couldn't work hard as a soldier, he couldn't eat enough, so he could only go to the food class to get more food.

As a result, I have also practiced a unique skill in stir-frying, and the dishes that are stir-fried are full of color and fragrance.

But today, Tang Yi planned to deliberately make some unpalatable food, such as boiled live fish, which was half-cooked by him.

For example, cabbage and sweet potato tips were stewed by Tang Yi in a pot without adding salt, and for example, the fatty meat was directly fried, fried into a pot of oil residue, and three full spoons of sugar were put in.

I don't believe that these dishes can't eat these two girls.

After getting these things done, Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong also dragged their luggage back, and as soon as they saw the dishes on the table, the two of them immediately sat down at the table and said: "Tang Yi, you are really a caring little warm man, you have made the meal so quickly, hurry up and bring the dishes and chopsticks, we are hungry!" ”

"Gotcha!" Tang Yi immediately brought the dishes and chopsticks, divided one pair for each person, and then sat on the side and drank tea.

Let you eat and see who spits first.

But what surprised Tang Yi was that after the two girls picked up the chopsticks, they put the chopsticks directly at the tips of the cabbage and sweet potato, and after they were put in their mouths, they ate with relish, and there was no sign of vomiting at all.

Tang Yi was stunned: "Can you eat it?" ”

"What's not to eat here? We are studying medicine, and we usually eat plain and elegant, and this dish is just right for us! Xu Yali said calmly.

All right.

Tang Yi said: "Then you taste this fish!" ”

Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong immediately moved their chopsticks and stuffed a piece of fish meat in their mouths, took a few bites, and then swallowed it directly.

Tang Yi was dumbfounded: "I'll wipe it, can you eat it too?" This fish is obviously undercooked, and you can eat it? ”

"Why can't you eat it?"

Zhou Xiaohong asked rhetorically: "Yali and I can't cook and eat, we can eat anything that is better than us!" ”

"Besides, this fish is not as unpalatable as you think, and we usually eat sashimi that is even more unpalatable than this, don't we still eat it?"

"Well, you two must be pigs!!"

"How do you know?" Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong said in unison.

Tang Yi was about to cry, what I said was that you are pigs, only pigs can eat everything, not zodiac pigs.

Never mind.

Never mind.

It doesn't make sense to you, anyway, I can't eat this meal, and it's impossible to expect the two girls to retreat today.

Nowadays, girls are so handicapped, are they cooking idiots?

is comparable to the food of pig food, and the two girls actually swept one clean like a whirlwind cloud.

This made Tang Yi suddenly understand a truth, it turns out that if a woman is not disciplined, she is actually much more powerful than a man.

This special chef is up to the task.

After eating, Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong left to go back to the hospital to work, but in order to express the joy of the housewarming, Xu Yali still planned to be the east tonight and invited Tang Yi to sing.

After sending the two girls away, Tang Yi washed the dishes and chopsticks, and then went back to his room.

I looked at the condition of the poison pool again, and the toxins were slowly being supplied, and almost a third of the toxins that had been consumed would recover.

Tang Yi was reluctant to eat the arsenic that Jiang Nanxia got for him, so he pushed away the mattress and hid all the arsenic under the mattress, and then planned to go back to school.

As a result, Li Qilin's phone called: "Tang Yi, what are you doing?" ”

"I'm coming to school, what's wrong?"

Li Qilin said: "Come to the football court, isn't there an inter-school football league in the school?" Our water station sponsors the drinking water of the School of Software Engineering, and today is the first competition, thinking that you are also a big boss, and you should show up. ”

"I got it!!" Tang Yi nodded and took away the phone.

Of course, Li Qilin did this to advertise the water station and make the business into the student group, which is the real big head.

As for football matches, among Tang Yi's favorite sports, football is his favorite sport.

In this year's European Cup in France, Tang Yi was on the eve of his retirement, but he watched all the games in the troop activity room, and his favorite star was naturally Ronaldo, the chief star of the Portuguese team who won the European Cup.

Flowing and nimble dribbling and the header against Wales.

At that time, Ronaldo was high in the air and had a long time in the air, with a height of 2.61 meters after the take-off and a time of 0.7 seconds, and the speed of the ball was as high as 71.3 km/h.

Although Chester, who is responsible for marking Ronaldo, is also working hard, compared to Ronaldo's bounce against the sky, he can only look at the ball and sigh.

This is a standard air tyrant, comparable to the Jordan of football.

Naturally, such a person who loves the most sports, the school holds a football league, and naturally wants to watch it.

After taking the car, Tang Yi hurried to the school, the booth of the brother water station had already been set up, next to the plastic turf football field, the momentum was very full, all kinds of advertisements for the Blue Mountain Ice Spring were flying all over the sky, and there were a lot of water piles, and they were quite stylish, and they were adjusted by professionals at a glance.

After Tang Yi walked over, Li Qilin said, "How is it, this momentum is not bad, right?" ”

Tang Yi said: "You probably called Longhu, the sales department of Blue Mountain Ice Spring, and asked him to cooperate with you in this play, right?" ”

"Of course!" Li Qilin said a little proudly: "Mr. Long really gives face, not only makes advertising plans for us, but also sends people to send flyers, we have gained a lot in the past few days, and students have come to our water station to order water for a long time!" ”

"And the uniforms and sneakers used by our School of Software Engineering are all sponsored by Blue Mountain Ice Spring, a water of Nike authentic goods, a set of no less than 2,000 yuan!!"

Tang Yi nodded, but smiled bitterly in his heart: Promise is really good enough for himself, I can't wait to take out all my family money for myself, and I am afraid that I will not be able to enjoy such treatment if I am replaced by others.

Just as he was thinking about it, there was a sudden boiling sound on the field, and I saw the School of Software Engineering wearing the dark blue AC Milan team uniform starting to enter, and on the other side was the School of Civil Engineering team wearing the orange and red Dutch team jersey.

In terms of equipment, the team of the School of Software Engineering is undoubtedly the best, but in terms of mental outlook, the software engineering team seems to have not woken up.

Tang Yi couldn't help but ask Li Qilin: "What's going on?" Is the civil engineering department strong? ”

"Yes, the School of Civil Engineering has been the champion of the school-level league of Jiangnan University for ten consecutive years, and some of the members of our Jiangnan Aluminum Team, Jiangnan Aluminum, are selected from our school......"

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