When there was a commotion on the Internet, Lu Xiaobu was really choosing a commentary.

The selection method is to randomly select a game for commentary.

It is said that all of them are well-known commentators in China.

However, Lu Xiaobu's brows have always been furrowed.

In a word, what the hell!?

The first group.

"Look at it, look at it! Open it up, open it up, open it up! Wow! Three kills! Four kills! Five kills! It's perverted! This is awesome!"

"Let's fight! There are five people on the opposite side, there are only three people on this side, it seems that this time we are going to lose, it is estimated that the middle tower will also be lost, Shenma! I actually started fighting!?Shenma! Shenma! Shenma! I saw Shenma! The five people on the opposite side were wiped out!

The corners of Lu Xiaobu's mouth twitched when he listened: "Next!"

I'll go to your uncle's, why is this also called commentary?!

This is especially the people who eat melons, you haven't seen anything, you don't know anything, what do I want you to do!?

......

The second group.

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, he's got a hurricane! What is this for!?wow, wow, wow! The damage is a little explosive! Wow wow!"

Lu Xiaobu's face was gloomy: "Get out of here!"

This is not as good as the previous one!

Why don't you analyze why the players are dressed up like this, what are you doing there!?

You've been fucked!?, or have you been fucked?!

Draft the uncle's!

......

Group 3!

An Internet celebrity face similar to the previous one walked in.

"Get out!"

Lu Xiaobu slapped the table directly and scolded: "Damn, isn't there a real commentary?! Lao Tzu doesn't want vases! Damn, if I want to find a few vases to put on the commentary table, I can use it to find you?!"

Lu Xiaobu was really angry, and the word Lao Tzu popped up!

......

Group IV.

Ban selection stage.

Commentary: "Okay, let's see how a certain team will respond. ”

Hearing this, to be honest, Lu Xiaobu was still a little relieved, at least it wasn't a whining nonsense.

Then, when the hero was banned, after the hero was taken.

Narrator: "Sure enough, it was exactly what I expected. ”

Lu Xiaobu's face drooped.

Did you tell the audience what you expected?!

In this afterthought?!

Wait!

Lu Xiaobu thought patiently!

And then.

One of the narrator's afterthoughts: "Sure enough, I knew it must be the Blue Fangnata!"

Lu Xiaobu's fist clenched!

The second afterthought of the commentary: "As I expected, sure enough, after winning the team battle, the purple side chose to take Xiaolong!"

Lu Xiaobu picked up the teacup next to him!

Commentary's Hindsight No. 3: "Hahaha, it's the same as I thought......"

"I'll fuck you next door!"

Lu Xiaobu picked up the teacup and smashed it: "Why are you playing around with me here! Since you think so well, you are talking about it! Why don't you give Lao Tzu an afterthought here! Get out!"

"Peng!"

The teacup smashed at the feet of the explanation, which frightened him and hurriedly left!

......

Group V.

It was a man who came in.

Wearing a suit, it looks like it's a bit of a material.

"Let's get started. ”

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand.

"Young Master Bu, please wait a minute. I have a few questions I'd like to ask. ”

Long Zimo said suddenly.

"What do you want to ask?"

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand to stop the staff, looked at Long Zimo and said.

It was the first question to be asked, and he was quite interested.

"What I want to ask is, Master Xiaobu, what is your standard?"

Long Zimo asked very seriously.

"Since you can ask this question, please tell me what you think the profession should look like. ”

Lu Xiaobu kicked the ball back.

"Alright, then I'll tell you what I think. ”

Long Zimo cleared his throat and said: "First of all, professionalism, this professionalism is divided into two points, the first is the professionalism of explaining this industry, with clear pronunciation, sensitive thinking, and good Mandarin." ”

"The second is e-sports, of course, at present, it is only the professionalism of LOL, the degree of understanding of heroes, the degree of understanding of the game, and the degree of understanding of players, all of which are included in this!"

Lu Xiaobu listened to Long Zimo's analysis, and there was a gleam in his eyes: "Go on! That's right, reward 10,000!"

"Thank you for Young Master Xiaobu's compliment, then I'll continue!"

Long Zimo's face showed gratitude: "In addition to professionalism, there is another important point, that is, typhoon, that is, a person's expressiveness and charm, after all, the commentary is not a rigid announcer, but a commentary that everyone can listen to and listen to, so personal charm is very important!"

"Go on, go on!" Lu Xiaobu's interest increased, this Long Zimo is a bit interesting!

In my personal understanding, commentary and cross talk have the same effect, if there is a good partner, it is like a joke, a joke, give the right words at the right time, and even say that the topic of deviation will be pulled back at the critical moment, which is very important!"

Long Zimo talked eloquently, talking about the head and the head.

"Very good, well said!"

Lu Xiaobu stood up and applauded: "So it seems that you should be able to do it!?"

"No, Master Xiaobu, I'll tell you the truth, I can't do it, I'm very lonely, the first two may be able to do it reluctantly, but the last one, I really can't do it, I'm on the way to explain, I often grab words! ”

Long Zimo said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"Okay, for your words, another 10,000 rewards!"

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "Then you tell me, who can do it in the commentary that came today?!"

"Young Master Xie Xiaobu!"

Long Zimo bowed and thanked him, then raised his head and looked at the excited, confident, or indignant commentators outside and sneered: "None of them! All of them are a group of guys selling dog meat with sheep's heads!"

"Oh!?"

The corners of Lu Xiaobu's mouth hooked, and he said something interesting: "Isn't it said that all the commentators who came today are well-known! Why are you so worthless in your eyes?!"

"Because, they are really worthless, Master Xiaobu, do you know? Their main business is not commentary at all, but what kind of anchor, e-sports moderator, selling e-sports equipment! They all just regard commentary as an opportunity to show their faces, never as a profession, let alone concentrate on studying it, just ask, with such a mentality, what real ability can they have?!"

Long Zimo's words were extremely sharp, and there was a thick tone of sarcasm in his tone.

"Then according to your consciousness, there is no real commentary in our Celestial Empire?!

Lu Xiaobu's eyes narrowed.