"I don't know if you like the song "I'm Really Good" just now, I just hope that everyone can have the courage to affirm themselves in life, so that they can live a happier life. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Taking a deep breath, Ding Hao calmed his heart again.

"I'm a little excited about singing, and I haven't shown my singing voice for a long time lately. Before I move on to the next talent show, I'll talk to you again. ”

"Talking about the world, talking about life, talking about ideals, hello everyone, I am the host and the only guest of today's 'first meeting' - Ding Hao."

Ding Hao came to an opening remark with a matter, this chat, it's not a casual chat, it's always good to be regular.

"Hey, hey~ Shanda should wear a suit."

"The video equipment is running, the front is high-energy, everyone pay attention!"

"High energy ahead."

"Shanda, who is the program director, is there a lack of sponsorship~"

……

The barrage is flying again, watching the live broadcast, it was originally for entertainment, but now Ding Hao has picked a head, and everyone doesn't mind cooperating, everyone is happy, is it really happy.

"I summarized that in this life, people generally only do three things: self-deception, deception, and being bullied. Let's talk about self-deception first, there is a saying that money is something outside the body, this sentence is self-deception, you don't have the money to try it? I think this sentence should have been like this: other people's money is something outside of one's own body! ”

"There are many examples of self-deception, and even though I'm only 19 years old, I can find a lot of them for you. There is a lover who eventually becomes a family, this is another sentence, but I casually flipped through the news, and all the reports were 'rich people eventually became married', do you think this is self-deception? ”

Ding Hao paused for a moment, and slowly, chatting with everyone is to talk about jokes, so that everyone can be happy, it is naturally the best to have something. For example, 'rich people eventually become dependents', this is a kind of irony of reality, this sentence was seen in the previous life where I didn't know, and I don't remember much now, I know what I think after reading it, and Ding Hao doesn't know how these jokes will work in this life.

However, for the time being, it seems that the response is still good, and the barrage is full of praise, as well as a lively atmosphere of happiness and joy.

"Don't talk about self-deception, that's not interesting, it's fun to bully! Is there any Northeast here, I heard that Northeast people like to fight, and they are also very fierce. In fact, there is no such thing at all! Two days ago, I was on the subway when a man with a northeastern accent stepped on my foot. I was furious! You said that I stood here well, and it didn't hinder you, why did you have nothing to do and call me! But I said, '! You're blind! Do you want to fight? ’”

Ding Hao said to everyone seriously, but stopped and drank his saliva.

But at this moment, the barrage was lively.

"Go on!"

"Why did you stop listening carefully?"

"Keep going."

“。。。。。”

"Fighting?"

……

Ding Hao drank water, looked at the barrage, and after five or six seconds, he found that his appetite was almost hanging, so he was ready to stop.

"Hehe, guess what's going on? He didn't dare to put a fart, and his limbs trembled with fright, and he couldn't even hold the cane in his hand. ”

“……”

“……”

“……”

This time, the barrage was brushed with an ellipsis, which was obviously thundered.

"Hehe, just kidding with everyone, I am definitely a good young man, and I take the initiative to give up my seat on the subway and bus, and I often solve problems for people. No, someone greeted me on dd yesterday, I opened it and looked, it's still a girl, and I look at each other's photo albums, wow, beauty~"

"The beautiful woman said, "It's so boring!"

I replied, "I'm so bored!"

"At that time, I thought, I said so, according to normal people's thinking, they should just call me out to play, after all, everyone is boring."

"Who knew that this beauty said this: If you are bored, you fart and chase after it!"

"I was stunned at the time, I didn't say a word, I just blocked it! You say that I am not a five-good young man. ”

"Haha~"

"The mountain is really funny~"

"Next time, I'll tease others like this~~"

……

It wasn't until Ding Hao finished speaking that everyone realized that he had unknowingly told everyone another joke.

……

……

"A while ago, I had dinner with my classmates, it was very late at night, I took a taxi, after getting off the bus, I gave the driver 100 yuan, 30 yuan for the fee, he found me 70 yuan, a 50, a 20, at that time the driver also kindly reminded: the money is clear, especially 50 yuan, this time of vacation is more. When he said this, I really looked at the 50 carefully, and sure enough, it was true, and then got out of the car and went home to sleep.

The next day I bought something, I found out that the 20 yuan one was fake...... What about trust between people? ”

……

"Yesterday I went to buy watermelon, and I asked the boss: Is this watermelon sweet? The boss said: If it's not sweet, don't you add sugar?! Do you say I buy it or not? The watermelon is served cold. ”

……

"I was riding my bike while eating ice cream that day. Riding and riding, I suddenly felt that the ice cream melted and dropped a drop in my hand, and my brother licked it without hesitation. Nima, that's bird poop. ”

Although Ding Hao has never broadcast live, but he has never eaten pork, is it possible that he has never seen a pig run, he was in the entertainment industry in his previous life, and he always knows some of the skills and doorways in it.

If you want to become a good anchor, communication with the audience is very important, just singing and dancing and performing programs is definitely not enough, being able to speak is one of the important factors for success, at least you must understand, or be good at adjusting the atmosphere.

In addition, in the process of interactive communication, the anchor can also take a break to reduce the work intensity of the live broadcast, answer questions, and tell a few jokes by the way, which can greatly enhance the adhesion of the audience, and at the same time, it can also better control the rhythm.

Thinking of my previous life, I don't know how many anchors are crazy about finding jokes and reciting jokes in their spare time, not for anything else, just to better interact with the audience during the live broadcast.

Ding Hao, naturally you don't need to recite anything, don't use memory capsules, the jokes in your memory are easy to come by.

Although he has no intention of anchoring the industry, it is still necessary to show himself now, so the joker Ding Hao is so hard-working.

"The anchor is so funny!"

"Shanda, you accompany me on the keyboard, I couldn't help but squirt water just now!"

"Oops,, I almost laughed."

I don't know how many people are really happy this time, and their impression of Ding Hao is even better, after all, Ding Hao took out all the classic jokes from his previous life, even if he put it in his previous life, after many people read it once, they couldn't help but laugh out loud after watching it a second time, not to mention that this time it was the first time it appeared.

At this time, a barrage resonated with everyone.

"I originally thought that the person who wrote a novel like "Langya Bang" was an elegant man; I thought the person who sang the song "Departure" was a personable man; But I was wrong, in fact, this girl is a joker! ”

Maybe it's because of the word limit of the barrage.,Obviously, some sentences don't make sense.,Plus the description is incomplete.,But the meaning is expressed.,That is-Shanda is actually a joker?!