Chapter 31 Shoot the cucumber
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On the night of the dragon halberd's wedding, Lu Yueming was drunk again, although this time he had drunk quite little. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but before he could sleep for a while, he was woken up, and it was Ma He and Yao Shaoyong who woke him up.
When the two saw that he had just woken up, they handed over a piece of paper and said, "Take a look first, what is written here?" β
Lu Yue Mingqiang cheered up, looked at it carefully, got up and walked to the table, picked up the strong tea brewed in advance, poured a big sip, looked at it for a while, and said: "This note is from the cucumber, the wording is similar, but the content is ...... But it seems to be true. β
This is a leaflet-like thing, which roughly means that the Ming Dynasty has no way, the Central Plains will die, and the righteous will raise righteousness one day, occupy Beiping, welcome the orthodoxy of the Yuan Dynasty, and kill all the four people in the Central Plains, of course, they all know that the person who wrote this is really not an extremely extreme Meng Yuan widow.
Lu Yueming also knew for a long time that the little guy who climbed to the sky, cucumber, because of the hardships and hardships of life, and because he was bullied because of stupidity and cowardice, he was not the kind of hard-working person, so he became more and more hateful, at first he just scolded the court, and then finally developed to scold everyone around him, he had secretly written a lot of words in this tone, and everyone was no longer surprised. However, Lu Yueming found that the leaflet he wrote did not seem to be very different. First of all, this thing is actually stereotyped, but judging from the craftsmanship of engraving, it doesn't look like it was done by that person who specializes in stereotyping, and he must have done it himself. It is estimated that the pressure of life cannot be relieved, and he actually has such perseverance to do this meaningless thing, just like those low-ranking ruffians often use extraordinary perseverance to come up with all kinds of vicious swear words and curse people for several hours.
And most importantly, there are two sentences in it, the writing is obviously not from him, and these two sentences accurately state the program of action and steps, which seem to be very reliable. Lu Yueming thought for a while and said, "Could it be that we misjudged him?" He's going to give us a message? Is he our own? β
Yao Shaoyong said: "Brother, tell me yourself, is this image you said a novel?" β
Lu Yueming said: "It's quite similar." β
Yao Shaoyong said: "Can that be true? β
Lu Yueming turned around and went to get dressed, and said as he wore it: "I guess, we have to go and keep him quickly, right?"
He analyzed it carefully, no matter what, there is a group of people in Beiping who want to blatantly regain their minds, and this cucumber actually completely leaked their plan, and these people will naturally not let go of this cucumber easily.
Ma He smiled: "Yes, Brother Lu, you are right." Actually, I really can't bear to let you go like this, but there is no way, there is a shortage of people. Brother Long and the two of them just had a big day, let them go, how can you bear it. β
Lu Yueming was busy and didn't get in the way, and drank a big sip of tea, and his spirit was almost recovered, at this time He Tingyu had already finished dressing, and these people walked to the street, at this time it was still dark, they rode on horses, and walked straight to the sky, and when they went in and knocked on the boss's door, asked where the cucumber lived, and then walked there, only to find that his bed was empty, and then they called the other guys, although everyone was reluctant, but seeing that the boss was so respectful to these people, They didn't dare to attack, but to be honest, the cucumber was called away by a few people, and a few people came there to say some very strange things, what can be seen in the sky, the fire in the sky, the vast water and so on. Lu Yueming knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, this was the blackening of the faction that had been talking all day long.
Yao Shaoyong sighed: "This stupid cucumber, I thought I could do something big with them." β
Lu Yueming said: "I don't know if he has been killed now." β
Yao Shaoyong waved his hand and said, "His tongue is useless, let's go to his house and find his 'collections'." β
Cucumber has a home in Beiping City, and he usually lives with his aunt. The four of them quickly ran to the cucumber's house, knocked on the door hard, these people were polite at first, soft and hard to finish the name, the cucumber's aunt was startled, she didn't know what the rivers and lakes were, but just knew that these people were not fuel-efficient lamps, so she could only tremble and ask: "A few heroes, did my family stupidly collide with you?" β
Lu Yueming said: "It's not us who collided, it's our opponent, and you don't know what he said recently." We urgently need everything from him now, otherwise we won't have to do it anymore, and the government will be sad. Believe in me, and if I were the wicked man, I would not have to be so courteous today.
The old woman was also very afraid, for she knew that the words which the cucumber had spoken lately were full of resentment and hatred, and she was very frightened when she stopped saying them, and hurried to tell him not to say them. Now she can only lament that the cucumber does not follow the right path, and refuses to live honestly, while opening the cucumber's room, these people go in is a good search, almost scraping the ground, even a few Spring Palace atlases, and I don't know whose belly pocket, are packed up and taken away, before leaving, Lu Yueming also instructed that he must try his best to rescue the cucumber, so that the cucumber's aunt thanked him repeatedly.
Waiting for a few people to go away, Yao Shaoyong said: "Okay, let's go save the cucumber now, and I hope he still has anger." β
Lu Yueming asked, "Then do you know where he is?" β
Yao Shaoyong said: "You just come with me." Saying that he was riding a horse in front, Lu Yueming still seemed to be very strange, so he said: "Let me tell you, I used to be their so-called 'free door' as a 'six-fragrance chief', so I naturally know about them." "This 'six incense long' is obviously a term for status.
Lu Yueming suddenly reacted and laughed: "Old Yao, I didn't expect that you were the best at meticulous work, and I thought you knew the art of war." β
These people walked to the periphery of a courtyard like this, Yao Shaoyong dismounted, led a few people to the vicinity of the courtyard, and said, "This is it, you listen carefully." β
Lu Yueming and the others listened carefully, and there were faint cries such as "I really have nothing to do with the imperial court", and these people glanced at each other, thinking that it was really here. However, Ma He flew up to the yard and took a look, it was obvious that the yard was heavily guarded, and the gate outside was locked, so it seemed that it was not easy to break in.
These people walked around, and saw that there was a family next to them who tied the cow outside, so Lu Yueming stepped forward and cut the reins with a sword, and then Ma He hung another ingot of silver in place, enough to buy two cows.
In front of the courtyard on the other side, two minions were guarding the courtyard gate, only to see a few people slowly walking over with a cow, these two people were busy on guard, and asked them in a low voice what they were doing. As a result, the people did not answer, and straightened the bull's head, and the cow's back suddenly ignited a fire, and the cow suddenly ran forward like crazy, and the two minions dared to stop hard, and they dodged on both sides, only to hear a loud bang, and the mad cow directly crashed open the courtyard door.
Knocking open the courtyard door is not counted, the cow continued to rush in, directly through the inner hall, several people were interrogating in front of the cucumber tied up, suddenly by the cow broke the door, one person couldn't dodge, was directly picked up and flew up. However, the cow was also seriously injured when it hit the door, and soon fell to the ground.
Those people quickly stabilized their minds, only to see a person suddenly appear in the courtyard, holding a big sword, the body is incredibly fast, a courtyard person was knocked down by a sword, they were busy trying to escape from the other side, but at this moment, suddenly two people rushed in from the back window, blocking in front of them, it was Yao Shaoyong and the two.
One of the men grabbed the cucumber with one hand and stabbed him in the neck, saying, "You want him." β
Yao Shaoyong smiled: "Don't." β
When the man heard this, his hand went down a little lower, and a little blood was pulled out of the cucumber's neck, and Yao Shaoyong smiled: "If you kill him, the crime will be increased by one degree." β
At this moment, the person who grabbed the cucumber suddenly shook his body, and then fell to the ground, only to see He Tingyu have appeared behind him at some point, after falling down, he grabbed the cucumber and ran to the side, and threw down a sentence: "Okay, let go of your hands and feet." β
In the courtyard, Lu Yueming's opponents were only three or four people, and he shouted into the house: "Do you have enough life there?" β
Ma He shouted, "That's enough." β
Lu Yueming didn't say anything after hearing this, as soon as his body moved, these people fell to the ground one after another, and those who resisted and fled were not spared, and the few people in the room glanced at each other, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and hugged their heads, never daring to move anymore.
On the other side, He Tingyu wanted to resist the cucumber back to her pharmacy so that everyone could interrogate her, but after carrying it for a while, she found that something was wrong, so she took a closer look at the cucumber, and saw that the cucumber was smelling the smell on her body, looking obscene and intoxicated, He Tingyu smiled helplessly, found a corner to put the cucumber down, and then kicked the cucumber on the buttocks hard, and the cucumber hurt so much that almost the whole leg couldn't move. He Tingyu lifted the cucumber up again and slapped her more than a dozen times, and at this moment, the remaining three people came over with a prisoner, and Ma He hurriedly asked, "Why is my sister-in-law so angry?" β
He Tingyu said: "This guy is not honest. β
Yao Shaoyong said with a smile: "What do you have to do with this guy, this guy has never touched a woman since he was a child, and he easily had a fiancΓ©e, but there was a person who had practiced the tricks, and he didn't dare to say a word when he touched his daughter-in-law in front of him." As a result, the woman thought he was a nest and didn't follow him. He has been in a bag like this all his life, and he has never seen a woman, so he is so uncomfortable. You said that you were scheming with this kind of goods, didn't you lower your status? As he spoke, he looked at the cucumber, who lowered his head, and tears dripped uncontrollably, flowing over his already red and swollen face.
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