A col in the woods

"Senior brother, why did they kill us, Master often says that everything must be reasonable, this group of people will fight and kill when they come up, it doesn't make sense!"

A little monk with a delicate face, clasped his hands together and said suspiciously, looking completely incomprehensible. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

With a snap, a big hand slapped on the little monk's bald head, and the little monk didn't react, but the big hand screamed.

"Senior Brother Huizhi, Senior Brother is wrong, Senior Brother still can't hold back, because Senior Brother has long wanted to slap you a few times!"

"On weekdays, the master said that you have great wisdom, all good things are yours, and even the "Buddhist books" in the temple let you participate in enlightenment, but as a result, you are still useless except for diligence! ”

"Now the old monk has been hacked to death, no one can protect you, bring your package, the old immortal must put the "Buddhist book" on your body, bring it! ”

The sound of popping was endless, and the big monk slapped the little monk more than ten mouths in one breath, and finally got tired of beating, and said resentfully when he rested.

The little monk had a blue nose and swollen face, and with a look of grievance, he obediently handed over his small package, looking like he wanted to say something.

After the big monk flipped it over, he made the little monk's package smashed, except for two sets of monk's robes and three steamed buns, there was nothing else.

The great monk's eyes widened, and he said viciously with a fierce light:

"If you want to be immortal, take off your clothes, I don't believe that the old immortal will not put the "Buddhist book" on you! ”

"Senior Brother Huiwu, it's cold!"

The little monk Huizhi said tremblingly.

"Take it off, if you don't take it off, I'll stab you to death!"

The great monk Huiwu shook the ring knife in his hand and said with a fierce face.

"I'll take it off, I can't take it off!"

The little monk Huizhi untied the monk's robe of the linen cloth with crying and grievances, and threw it to the great monk Huiwu one by one.

When there was only a pair of bottoms left, the little monk Huizhi curled up and asked tremblingly:

"Senior Brother Huiwu, you don't have to take off your underwear!"

"Take it off!"

The great monk Huiwu said angrily.

As a result, the little monk Huizhi took off his underwear tremblingly, and after throwing it out, he immediately covered his crotch with both hands, squatted with his legs together, and looked at the great monk Huiwu pitifully.

"Damn, you are the most diligent in the entire Ten Thousand Buddha Temple, and I thought that your bottoms were fragrant like the girls, and they weren't the same smelly!"

"No matter how you say it, Senior Brother and Senior Brother have been called for a few years, Senior Brother is still merciful, he will not kill you with his own hands, you can fend for yourself!"

As soon as the great monk Huiwu picked up the underwear of the little monk Huizhi, he frowned and put it in the middle of a ball of clothes, touched his bald head and said.

Then with a wave of his hand, he packed all his clothes into the package, including three steamed buns, patted his buttocks, and turned away.

"Senior Brother Huiwu, leave a steamed bun for Senior Brother, just one is fine, I haven't eaten for a day and a night!"

The little monk Huizhi covered his crotch with both hands, and said resignedly, seeing the great monk Huiwu turn around and look at each other angrily, he lowered his head and made no sound.

But in my heart, I was muttering that if it weren't for the Force being sealed by the master, I would have been able to beat your ass as soon as I raised my hand.

"No, no, I must have missed something, something, by the way, Buddha beads, a string of Buddha beads in Huizhi's hand!"

The great monk Huiwu, who had already walked out of a distance, patted his bald head, revealing a fierce look on his face, and thought of it, turned around and ran like a mountain col, and when he reached the mountain pass, there was still the shadow of the little monk Huizhi.

slapped his bald head on top of his head, grinned and scolded:

"Little cub, I don't believe that you can run away for a while, and you can still run for a lifetime, hmph, don't let me catch you, otherwise let you know what life is better than death!"

The great monk Huiwu scolded, seemed to be still angry, and slapped his bald head again, lay on the ground and observed for a long time, and casually chose a direction to chase down.

A white shadow in the forest covered his lower body with his hands, trembling and running, looking extremely funny, and muttering to himself from time to time:

"Stinky Huiwu, dead Huiwu, curse you to get lost in the forest, you can't pee out of the thatched house and can't pull it out!"

"Oh, sin sin! The Buddha is not strange, the Buddha is not strange, the little monk did not choose to speak for a while, and the old monk said that if he could escape, he must be close to the trees, so as to be able to turn evil into good fortune. ”

"But now that he is in the forest, the little monk has not only lost his food and clothing, but is also cold and hungry, and he is not swallowed by wild beasts at night."

"Old monk, why do you want to seal my Force, you must have already calculated it, deliberately fix me, next time I see you, see if I don't wash your clothes to the holes!"

"Old monk, don't die, my fasting money is all stored in you! Well, the smell of meat! ”

The little monk of Huizhi cried and mourned his face with a blue nose and swollen face, and he chattered to himself crookedly along the way and didn't know how long he had been running, and suddenly a fragrance came to his nose, and the little monk of Huizhi sniffed hard with his nose, and followed the fragrance to the foot of a small mountain.

"Recently, I have been getting more and more able to eat, and the two rabbits are only half full!"

"Rabbit, don't feel wronged, your ancestors have been hugged by Chang'e for so long, and after eating Chang'e's countless tofu, the ancestors took advantage of it, and the descendants always have to pay it back, I am asking for some interest for the man who is red in the world, just interest!"

A figure said to himself to the two rabbits roasting on the fire, and his hands fiddled with a string of tooth ornaments, which he put to his nose from time to time and sniffed, looking very enjoyable.

"Amitabha, when you meet it, you don't know if the donor is ......"

"Turtle King Eight Mung Bean, where are you doing this, you don't wear clothes in the ice and snow, your head is not sick, right?"

Before the little monk Huizhi finished speaking, the figure widened his eyes, asked with a stammer, and after putting a string of tooth ornaments on his left wrist, he stood up, and looked left and right at the crotch of the little monk Huizhi from time to time.

"Donor, help, the little monk has been ransacked, his food and clothing have been robbed, and now he is tired and hungry, Amitabha!"

The little monk Huizhi said with a crying voice, and his hands had to cover his crotch again, and the whole person was a little embarrassed.

It's not standing, it's not squatting, it's unspeakably awkward!

"The turtle king has eight mung beans, and Amitabha Buddha is a fart, standing there will not starve to death or freeze to death, and he will not come in yet!"

"But I don't have a vegetarian diet, and I have to pay for food, see, just now a beautiful woman took a rabbit, leaving a string of teeth, do you want to starve to death, or pay for meat?"

The figure is a small tree in the east, and when he saw a little monk with a bare buttocks full of Amitabha, he couldn't help but say jokingly, and his eyes were full of smiles.

"Donor, the little monk really has nothing else, if you don't owe it first, the grace of saving your life, the little monk must remember it!"

The little monk got into the cave, finally felt a trace of warmth, and squatted on the ground and said bitterly.