Chapter 44: The fart begins
In the blink of an eye, Chubby was in the academy for five months. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Spring, summer and autumn are cool, and they are about to enter the middle of winter, and in a flash, time flies so fast, Xiaopang has not yet experienced the heat and coldness of spring and summer, and is shrouded by a cold wind.
Wearing a thick school robe, covered with a layer of animal clothing, or the animal skin is the warmest, maybe used to wearing it, cold and always wearing a school robe, as if being pricked by a needle, the whole body feels uncomfortable.
"Don't take it off! In addition to taking a bath, wear a school robe when you go to bed! Once, it was said that Meng Zhenren had severely reprimanded Xiaopang for this matter, and also took a ring ruler and hit Xiaopang in the palm of Xiaopang a few times.
A good clean child, wearing animal robes all day long, like a wild man, what kind of body has he become?
Chubby flattened his mouth and didn't smile for a whole day.
Rubbing his hands, pacing in the maple leaf courtyard, holding a cup of hot tea, sitting on a stone pier, watching the students come and go, I don't know when, Xiaopang gradually integrated here, turning into one of the bricks, a gear, a silk thread.
Looking at the white clouds and sunny day, Xiaopang leaned on the vermilion lacquer-colored wooden pillar, and what lingered in his mind were the figures of Zhang Qingzheng, Fang Meng, Erzhu, Xiaoya, Xiaozhu, slugs, dogs and others.
"It's been half a year, how are you doing?" The little chubby whispered, shook the chubby little hand, and faintly, a clear sound resounded through the sky.
At the age of four, Quenching Blood Sevenfold Realm! Such data, even if it is placed in the Zhongzhou Divine Capital, is a great demonic figure, which is enough to attract the attention and attention of the Great Daotong!
However, Xiaopang still felt very dissatisfied, he wanted to become stronger quickly, return to the territory of the original Jiang Kingdom, kill Kyoto, and kick Li Ji off the throne!
"Shizun is a fairy-like figure, transcendent from the outside, not to mention that the great cultivators once made an oath not to interfere in the lives of mortals, otherwise they will be regarded as demons and punished together, otherwise, that is, a word from Shizun can make that Xu country fly into ashes and annihilate." Chubby muttered to himself.
Cultivators are too powerful, and the great cultivators are even more boundless, can soar the clouds and mist, call the wind and rain, are the fairy-like characters on the land, if there is no law to restrict, let them do evil, wanton and reckless, then, mortals will become slaves, pigs and dogs, let it be driven, slaughtered, a few years later, when the previous generation of great cultivators is about to become ancient, suddenly found that the descendants have no excellent roots, can support the cultivation of Xiliang!
It's just because, in an environment where the cultivators are reckless and unrestrained, they either die halfway, or they are ignored by everyone, and they are also caught by a certain great cultivator, refining the treasure pill, prolonging their lifespan or increasing their cultivation.
Such a situation has really happened in the history of Xiliang civilization from 400 to 1,000 years.
When the Shendu civilization was not transmitted to Xiliang, it was a deserted, wild beast infested, demon cholera, Xiliang human race Ru Mao drank blood, humble status, reduced to blood food or slavery, until one day, a group of Shendu sages came, brought advanced civilization and powerful force, serum the demon race in a radius of hundreds of millions of miles, and laid the richest and most abundant territory.
The advanced civilization and the backward social system have contributed to an incomparably chaotic situation, in which the princes compete for hegemony, the land is ceded as the king, the cultivators turn their hands into clouds and cover their hands for rain, and the blood sacrifices to several cities, and the lives are ruined.
Before the saint died, he personally determined all the laws and integrated them into the way of heaven, but if any cultivator violated the oath after taking the oath, he would be punished by heaven and earth!
It is said that when Mengzhen taught Xiaopang the knowledge of cultivation, he also taught some miscellaneous history, taboos for cultivators, etc.
Other masters and apprentices are passed on by word of mouth to ensure secrecy. And Meng Zhenren must convert all the dictated things into words, write them on a blank piece of paper, and let Xiaopang eat them, otherwise no matter how many articles he says, after eating a meal, Zhun Bao will forget it completely.
Fat learned from the appearance of an adult, sighed for a while, held a pile of books, and began to gnaw again.
During these days, Chubby almost made a living by chewing books, eating a lot of books every day, and when he waited until night, he would have a burst of nausea and vomit a lot.
Li Anlan felt sorry for Xiaopang and persuaded him that his cultivation was not for a while, but Xiaopang's attitude towards this matter was unusually resolute, and he fixed the fixed point of eating and sleeping.
"One year! When the Yi Jin Realm is completed, I will definitely kill it back! Little Fat clenched his fists, climbed the mountain and shouted, and the echoes lingered in the mountain stream, which lasted for a long time.
In the cold winter, the green pines danced vigorously, wrapped in silver, and they were all raised......
Chubby likes winter very much, because when it comes to winter, there will be ice climbing plows and snowmen to play. Before going out, he was tightly wrapped by Li Anlan, only revealing a pair of clear black round eyes, taking steps, stepping in the snow, counting his footprints and playing.
"Liangchen, shall we have a snowball fight?" Chubby said with a look of hope.
Ye Tianlong didn't have a good face, and said, "Did I say that you are not allowed to call me Liangchen." ”
"But, I really feel that the word Liangchen is very good, it has a lot of meaning and connotation, oh?" Chubby blinked, meaning something.
Ye Tianlong's face was dark, the change in his face in the winter was still so obvious, and his internal strength was really good.
"Why don't you go to your beautiful sister and let her play with you? What kind of snowball fight do you have to pull me out to play with you little brat? ”
"However, the beautiful sister has to retreat and do penance, so that she can participate in the big competition at the end of the year, get a good ranking, earn a lot of source stones, and buy me meat to eat." Chubby said.
"Don't I have to participate in the year-end competition?" Ye Tianlong raised his voice, pointed to his nose, and said, "Anyway, I'm also a student of the academy, and I'm still the kind with a good ranking!" ”
Xiaopang wrung his fingers, tilted his head, and said in a childish voice: "It's okay, we are brothers, with me covering you, how can I give you a third pawn." ”
"Third?" Ye Tianlong was stunned and asked, "Then who is the second?" ”
"Naturally, it's a beautiful sister!"
"First?"
Chubby smiled without saying a word, pinched his waist, looked up at his fat little face, squinted his eyes, and nodded slowly.
"Smack!"
Ye Tianlong's angry slap fell, and his voice was crisp.
"What are you hitting me for?" Chubby covered his forehead and shouted aggrievedly.
"It's pretty smart, but you beat it like this." Chubby muttered dissatisfiedly.
"You can pull it down, a few paragraphs of the three-character scripture memorized before the meal, you forgot it all after the meal, in addition to eating all day long, I know how to sleep, I only know that the memory of the fish is only seven seconds, I don't know how many seconds your memory is?" Ye Tianlong grinned, smiled, and poked Xiaopang with his fingers.
Xiaopang blinked his innocent eyes, pouted his little face, and said angrily: "I ignore you!" ”
When Ye Tianlong heard this, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and left, waved his hand at Xiaopang, and said, "Then I'll go...... Whew, it's finally time to stop. ”
The little fat screamed in a hurry, looking at Ye Tianlong's back as he walked away, his eyes were full of grievances and tears, and he shouted angrily: "Let's go, I'll play alone!" ”
pinching a ball of snowballs, he slammed it in the direction where Ye Tianlong left......
"Ahh A scream sounded, and a student covered half of his face and shouted angrily: "What the hell, who is so lacking in morality? Throw snowballs at me, and they're still with ice! ”
Chubby threw down the kettle in his hand and kicked it away with his foot, and the water sprinkled on the snow, quickly forming a thin layer of ice. He patted his buttocks, shook the snow off his hands, hummed a tune, pretended to be fine, and staggered away.
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It's really boring to be alone, and Xiaopang only played for half a day before going back.
"Tiger Big, Tiger Er is not good at guarding the door, where did he go?" Looking at his door, there was a missing beast head ring, and Fat couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
Hu Dazhiwu was silent, and Ai Ai said: "As a qualified gatekeeper, not slanting your eyes, not opening your mouth, and listening to the eight ways are the most basic professional qualities......"
"Hmm~~~" Xiaopang pulled a long tone on this word, learning to say the demeanor of a real person, and squinting at Huda.
The tiger was suddenly frightened, his eyes widened, and his jaw trembled.
"Medicine Garden!" Shisan interjected, his face full of flattery.
"Oh~~~ Medicine Garden?" The little chubby mouth slowly opened into an "O" shape and asked, "What is the medicine garden, it sounds so greasy." ”
"It's the place where the treasure medicine elixir of the Xiliang Genius Branch is stored." Little three.
The little chubby fox looked at it suspiciously, and said, "There is such a good place, why have I never heard others talk about it?" ”
The tiger ambassador gave Xiao San a look, and the latter had no eyesight at all, and when his big mouth was opened, he didn't close it, so he had to say everything neatly.
"That's everyone deliberately hiding from the master, for fear that the master will go to the medicine garden to steal medicine in the dead of night, carrying a hoe and a small basket." Little three.
"What?" Chubby screamed, widened his eyes, pointed at himself, and shouted in a loud voice: "In other words, everyone else is fooling me in the dark? ”
Shi San pulled out a ghost tail, rolled a toothpick, picked his teeth, and said slowly: "Probably...... That's it. ”
Chubby lowered his head in frustration, choking back tears, and had a feeling of being abandoned by the world.
Seeing that Shi San was about to speak, and a mouth was about to end, Hu Da quickly pulled out a tail, covered Shi San's mouth, and warned it with fangs.
"I'm back! Today's harvest is really good, I picked so many lots and lots in an hour...... "I didn't see that Hu Da was slamming his eyes, Hu Er was holding a small basket, which was full of elixir, looking at the familiar back, thinking it was a stone, and wanted to sit on it, but when he got closer, he suddenly found that it was the murderous little fat man!
"Pig Pig Pig ......" Tiger Er stumbled, slurred his words, squeezed his eyebrows, and was about to stare out his eyeballs.
Xiaopang snatched the prey that Hu Er had come back from the autumn wind, took a closer look, and then nodded with satisfaction, and said, "It's all stewed for me, and I want to drink a big pot of elixir soup at night!" ”
Tiger Er sobbed, and in the gloating expressions on the faces of Tiger Da and Shisan, he was reluctant, holding the small basket and handing it over to the landlord Little Pig.
Night, slowly.
The lights are gone, and the moonlight and snowflakes are like a silver-black world.
With a creak, a small figure burst out, carrying a small basket in one arm and a hoe in the other, and disappeared into the dark night.
It was only then that the three gatekeepers slowly opened their eyes, like ghosts, wagging their long tails and looking at the jungle where the little figure had disappeared.
"I heard that there is a new big demon dog in the medicine garden." Tiger Boulevard.
Hu Er nodded and said, "Well, maybe I've been visiting too often recently, and the old man who provoked him vomited three liters of blood, spent a lot of money, and brought a dog from Demon Ridge, I heard that it was cruel." I was going to wash my hands after this ticket, but who knew that the owner would find out. ”
"So you didn't tell the owner how dangerous the medicine garden is now, and if you don't get it, you will be chased and bitten by a dog." Shisan interjected.
Hu Er glanced at it, narrowed his eyes, and said gloomily: "Are you trying to force me to kill the lion and kill the mouth?" ”
Shisan shook his tail defiantly, and then, he said seriously: "I feel...... The host probably liked me! ”
Puff~~~Puff~~~
Tiger Da and Tiger Er learned to fart and pouted and made a noise.
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