Chapter 21 Fairy tales are all lies

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Lu Wushuang has a black line, this guy is really ...... I love to put gold on my face so much, and I want to give you a hint if you mean it. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Have a meal with you, and then after the meal, just like Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty.

Either a confession with affection, or a long kiss of the century that shocks the world and cries ghosts and gods?

Thinking about it, it makes people feel sore, and she said with some unhappiness: "It's a fairy tale, it can't be true." ”

"Oh, that's right, I suddenly understood a truth!" Tang Yi said.

"What?"

"Fairy tales are all lies!!" Tang Yi said very bitterly.

"Poof......

After Lu Wushuang was made by Tang Yi like this, he snorted and laughed.

Suddenly, she felt that Tang Yi was a little bit of a stinky fart for a while, and he was very humorous in his bones.

"Eat, I'm hungry!!" Lu Wushuang gave the order.

"Gotcha!"

Tang Yi walked over very gentlemanly, pried out the stool for Lu Wushuang, invited her to sit down, and handed the napkin and handkerchief on the table to Lu Wushuang.

"Thank you!" Lu Wushuang nodded elegantly.

After Tang Yi snapped his fingers, the waiter immediately sent the menu up: "Hello distinguished guest, what can I do to help you?" ”

Lu Wushuang flipped through it casually, and then said, "Bring me a sirloin steak seven ripe, a salad with Mediterranean ingredients, and a borscht!" ”

"I'm just like her!!" Tang Yi also ordered the same package with Lu Wushuang.

After the waiter left, Lu Wushuang picked up the water cup and took a sip gently, then took the mobile phone and lowered his head to play there.

Generally, those who are a little more enlightened can probably guess what Lu Wushuang means.

It's just a tactful way of refusing to make people feel like they're going to get back.

But Tang Yi didn't understand these things at all, and he adopted a tolerant attitude towards any behavior of Lu Wushuang.

And from his point of view, Lu Wushuang's slightly bowed head allowed Tang Yi to better distinguish Lu Wushuang's facial features.

A goddess is a goddess.

Whether it's looks or temperament, they all throw ordinary people on the street.

I can't help it.

Tang Yi smashed his mouth, and then took out his mobile phone to shoot Lu Wushuang wildly, Lu Wushuang was shocked: "Tang Yi, what do you want to do?" ”

"I haven't chosen a mobile phone theme background picture yet, replace it with you!!" Tang Yi said.

"No way!!"

Lu Wushuang directly refused.

What are you kidding, I'm not you, who allowed you to use my photo as the background of your phone? If people know about it in the future, how will I meet people?

"Stingy!!"

"What do you say? Am I stingy? Lu Wushuang was in a hurry.

It seems like I'm still the target of violation, right?

It's like I've done something wrong in your mouth.

"Yes, I'm just stingy, what you want to think I'm like, then I'm what I'm like, now you delete it for me right away!"

"Do you really want to delete it?"

"Must, now, now!!" Lu Wushuang said firmly.

"Okay!" Tang Yi shrugged and said: "Actually, I keep your photo, and I have another idea, look at you more every day, and then remember it a little more in my heart!" ”

"In this way, even if there are other beautiful sisters who like me in the future, I can firmly tell her that I only like Lu Wushuang alone, and I will not cheat mentally!!"

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God, earth, this guy must have been sent by God to torture me, what does it have to do with me if you want to cheat or not?

Still mental, what kind of plato to play, why do you have to pull me in to pad my back?

"One last time, do you delete it or not?" Lu Wushuang said with some annoyance.

"Don't delete it! In order to show my loyalty to you, I won't delete it if I kill you!! ”

Tang Yi's dead skin completely defeated Lu Wushuang.

Lu Wushuang was annoyed, the small universe kept accumulating energy, but it still didn't break out after all.

Since Tang Yi dared to secretly photograph him, then he would take Tang Yi's mobile phone secretly later, and he wouldn't believe it, and he wouldn't be able to deal with this kid at that time.

"Love to delete or not, anyway, if someone asks in the future, I will say that I don't know anything, and that person is not me!"

"Niu Break, I think Wushuang you have an advantage like me, and you have the ability to talk nonsense with your eyes open!!" Tang Yi hurriedly gave a thumbs up and praised Lu Wushuang.

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Lu Wushuang wanted to cry, why was I blind at that time and found such a shield?

"Sir, Madam, the food you ordered is ready, please use it slowly!!"

The waiter pushed the dining cart to bring the dinner up, and the fragrant sirloin steak had just come out of the oven, and the butter was still squeaking hot, fragrant.

Borscht with Mediterranean fruit and vegetable salad as a side dish.

Just looking at it makes you have an appetite.

Lu Wushuang was indeed a little hungry, and he was angry with Tang Yi for a while, and his belly growled.

Left-hand fork, right-handed knife.

Lu Wushuang cut the sirloin steak and ate it in style, but Tang Yi ate it for the first time.

In the past, I didn't dare to be so extravagant when I had no money, and when I went to the army, I was even more steamed buns, steamed buns, and big pot dishes, so I just had enough to eat, and I never cared about eating well.

Eating Western food is such an emotional job, he can't.

According to Lu Wushuang's movements, after Tang Yi cut it with such a knife, the knife didn't move, but the steak on the plate had the meaning of running out of the plate like a piece of soap.

This idiot.

Unfortunately, this scene happened to be seen by Lu Wushuang, and she seemed to have discovered something that she could take the opportunity to ridicule Tang Yi.

The knife in his hand, and then wiping his mouth with a napkin, Lu Wushuang said, "The first time you ate it?" ”

"yes, this thing is harder to learn than shooting guns in the army, I obviously did it with you, but why can't I learn it?" Tang Yi said depressedly.

"That's because you're stupid, this sirloin steak is different from other steaks, it uses meat from the outer loin of the cow, which contains a certain amount of fat, and there are some tendons on the loin!"

"You've got to fork the steak with a fork, hold it in place, and cut it quickly!" Lu Wushuang demonstrated to Tang Yi.

But she didn't expect Tang Yi to learn it, because the toughness of the tendons of the seven-cooked sirloin steak is the most tenacious time, and if you don't eat this kind of steak often, it will definitely slip.

Sure enough, after Tang Yi cut according to Lu Wushuang's prompts, none of the table knives in his hand were held steadily, and with a bang, he fell directly under the table......

"Damn, why don't you give face so much? I don't believe I can't conquer you today! Tang Yi said a little unhappily.

Bow your head and drill under the table.

But I didn't know that at the moment when Tang Yi bent over, a smug smile appeared on Lu Wushuang's face: This stupid guy can be dealt with so easily, see if I don't touch your mobile phone......

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