Chapter 47: The Elixir for Dog Bites
The opponent in front of him is a thin pole, with only a thin layer of skin attached to the bone, like a skeleton, giving people a terrifying, eerie feeling. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Chubby looked at him, his weak body, and felt that with a little effort, he could smash him.
"Thin man, I don't want to bully you, let's admit defeat quickly." Chubby pinched his waist, stretched out a finger in his milk, and poked the other party's nose.
The thin pole smiled lowly, and the five fingers on his hands suddenly moved, rippling with the slightest ripple, containing profound sacrifices.
Clusters of sparks bloomed, and the sacrificial texts were in pieces, whistling away.
Rumble!
Xiao Fat stretched out a hand, turned into a towering giant palm, and shook it gently, and the void trembled! All of a sudden, the other party's sacrificial text was smashed.
Burst!
poked it with one finger, and collected seven points of force, just like poking tofu, leaving a big blood hole on the other party's shoulder.
"Strangled with both arms!" The thin rod made a dull cheering sound, and performed a physical technique, his arms were soft and boneless, and he suddenly stuck the finger of the little fat, and suddenly he used force, trying to break the little fat finger.
Click~~~
An arc of electricity burst out from Chubby's finger, and the thin rod let out a miserable howl, and a smell of burning paste permeated.
Xiao Fat took advantage of the situation to raise his leg and kick it, and with a bang, the thin rod flew out directly dozens of feet away, his chest collapsed, and he coughed up with the heart fragments.
Dangdang~~~
The referee rang a bell, and three or four middle-aged men lifted the thin rod down.
Facing Fang Yanshan's cold eyes, Xiao Fat raised his head defiantly, whistled at him, and swayed off the battlefield.
"The students in the outer courtyard are almost not the enemies of Chubby, and the only ones they are afraid of are the demons in the inner courtyard." Talking about dreams, real people talk to themselves.
The year-end competition, usually lasts a few days, there are a large number of students in the academy, and almost all of them are almost the same Tianjiao, if you want to decide the winner in a short time, unless your own strength, you have to far exceed the opponent's number.
Seeing Ye Tianlong's embarrassed appearance of being kicked off the battlefield, Xiaopang patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, I'll beat him up next time to help you get angry." ”
Ye Tianlong's face was full of unwillingness, before entering the academy, he boasted that no one could match his talent, but as soon as he arrived at the academy, he found that there were many Tianjiao here like lackeys, and with his qualifications, he was just ordinary.
Eating chicken rice flowers robbed from a student, the chubby little chubby looked at the clear sky boredly, lazily lying under a sun, sunbathing.
The duel between Peacock and Li Anlan began, as the two beauties in the academy, the posture is not up or down, it is really between the two beauties, watching the scene of the two beauties fighting to the point of sweating, there is suddenly a feeling of blood gushing.
If it weren't for the presence of many elders and mentors here, the wolf howl and whistle would have been blown a long time ago.
Scholars love to be romantic and chic, and in the face of men and women, gentlemen can also be frank. There was a sentence: My Fair Lady, the famous sentence of a gentleman, exhausts the chic and uninhibited romance of the gentlemen and gentlemen.
Duh!
The peacock snorted, and the Qingling Sword in his hand drew out a large area of sword qi, and the silver and white forests shimmered, covering a radius of more than ten zhang.
Li Anlan raised his hand, and with a palm-sized bang, it burned violently, turning into a two-zhang high wall of fire, blocking the front of his body.
A light and agile palm, without human fireworks, was full of monstrous mana, and slapped the peacock's left shoulder.
The peacock's beautiful eyes opened, and the pendant worn by the fair-skinned neck suddenly glowed, splitting out a beam of light, and with a pop, it pierced Li Anlan's arm, swept past his sideburns, and a few strands of hair fluttered in the air.
Dangdang~~~
The bell rang, the battle stopped, Ye Tianlong hurriedly rushed over, took out bottles and cans from the Qiankun bag, pulled out a piece of gauze, and bandaged Li Anlan.
"Such a vicious woman, if the blow just now is a little more off, the beautiful sister will be disfigured." Chubby said angrily.
"I can't wait to give her a few big mouths!" Ye Tianlong's face was gloomy, and his chest was holding back anger.
Li Anlan moved his injured palm, and found that the wound had basically healed, and it was no longer so painful.
The peacock proudly leaned up on his fair neck, and on his flawless face, there was a faint flush, and the fragrant sweat ran down his sideburns, crossed his chin, and dripped on his clothes, making people have infinite reverie.
"Ugly monkey without chest, what do you see?" Chubby pointed to her nose and scolded.
The peacock laughed lightly, pulled the hair in front of his forehead, and held it behind his ears, his beautiful eyes were like water, and he was charming.
"Let you shout for a few days, and someone will clean you up later."
Chubby whined and screamed, wanting to rush up and fight the peacock.
Li Anlan pressed Xiaopang's head, making him unable to move, snapped, slapped his bare hand, and slapped Xiaopang's buttocks.
Xiaopang covered his buttocks, looked left and right shyly, and protested: "Under Lang Lang, why does the beautiful sister want to tease me?" ”
Li Anlan smiled lightly and said, "What are you shy about with your sister, it's not like I haven't bathed you......"
When the little fat heard this, he spread his feet and fled.
At night, Xiaopang sneaked out of the house again and went to the medicine garden, wanting to pick some elixir and make a soup to replenish Li Anlan's body.
The annoying big black dog was lying half-asleep at the door of the medicine garden, his ears moved, he heard the footsteps, his eyelids were raised, and he quickly closed them again.
Because, it was an old acquaintance of it, who came almost every night and wanted to patronize the medicine garden, but every time he was beaten back.
"Little dog, you said that we are both old acquaintances, are we brothers? Now brother, I want to visit the medicine garden, can you lift your buttocks? Chubby asked with a look of hope.
The big black dog whined a few times, but still looked dead, saying that he didn't move anything.
The little fat Xiaozhi grinded it with reason and affection, wasting half a day's saliva, and the dead dog that should be killed was stunned and had no human touch at all.
The tricks that should be used are all chubby, soft and hard, hard and soft, soft and hard, hard and soft......
The little fat man flattened his mouth, very unhappy, jumped up angrily, pointed at the big black dog and scolded angrily: "Dead dog, I want to talk badly, I don't want to use force with you, I'm afraid of hurting you, don't think I'm a bully!" I'm very tired of it......"
Woof! Barking......
The big black dog suddenly opened its big mouth and bit at Xiaopang, who was so frightened that he hugged his head and fled, and was chased by the dog all the way, and was chased by it for three miles.
wiped his dirty little face, the little chubby eyes were full of tears, he was bullied by a dog, and was chased and bitten by it.
The three gatekeepers are very good at observing words and feelings, and when they saw Chubby's black face, they were like mutes, with their eyes closed, as if they didn't know anything.
"Tiger big, tiger two, little three!" Little Fat screamed, and the three gatekeepers glanced at each other, revealing an extremely tragic look, and reluctantly, floated over.
Fat sat cross-legged on the bed, like a mountain king, looked at the three gatekeepers with a serious face, and said: "This fat plan is to conform to the will of heaven, conform to the will of the people, and lead you to crusade against the big black dog that should be killed, are you willing to follow me and achieve a great cause?" ”
The three gatekeepers were silent, they were freaks who had eaten a lot of books, and they came as soon as they opened their mouths.
"Master, dare to ask, what kind of play is that people's heart? It seems that there is no one else except for the three of us. "Little three.
Xiaopang's eyes widened, and he shouted loudly: "That's what is written in the book, you ask me, who will I ask?" ”
In the end, the three gatekeepers were still dragged by Xiao Fat, pulled the flag, and went to crusade against the big black dog.
Huh?
The demon dog's eyelids were raised, and he let out a low whining, his face full of curiosity.
Little Fat hugged the three gatekeepers affectionately, and muttered in a low voice: "I'll tell you about my plan first, in fact, this plan is very simple, you are responsible for feints, I am responsible for picking up leaks, you attract the attention of the dog, I sneaked in while it was unprepared......"
The three gatekeepers looked at each other, full of reluctance, this is to play with themselves as cannon fodder.
"Hmm~~~" Xiaopang pulled a long voice and glanced at the three demons very imposingly.
"Oh, vicious dog, I'm going to duel you!" The tiger shouted with grinning teeth, his eyes wide open, and his anger was overwhelming.
Bang!
A giant claw slapped down, and directly smashed the tiger away, and disappeared.
Hu Er swallowed his saliva, leaned over with a flattering face, and said, "Brother dog, don't fight!" Little brother, I want to discuss something with you, you see, can you ......"
Syllable!
Another dog paw slapped it, directly knocking the tiger two down to the netherworld.
Xiao San blinked his eyes a few times, looked left and right, and found that everyone had died, and only one was left, so he hit a stone with a very bumpy, and fainted directly.
Little Fat opened his mouth wide, and in less than ten breaths, the fierce crusading army had all been killed.
Woof!
"Ah......" A dog barked and a cry resounded through the mountain stream and clear water.
This time, Chubby was not as lucky as the last time, he ate too much for dinner, he couldn't run, and he was almost bitten back by the big black dog.
Looking at the tooth marks all over his body, Chubby was aggrieved and full of tears.
A sleepless night, for the snoozing chubby, is simply a miracle.
Big dark circles, like a panda, the head is foggy, sleepiness always lingers in consciousness, but I just can't sleep.
"Xiaoye, do you have any medicine?" Xiaopang pulled Ye Tianlong's clothes.
Ye Tianlong lowered his head and saw a pair of dark circles under his eyes, and the mouthwash in his mouth squirted out at once.
"How did you become a panda?" Ye Tianlong took a toothbrush and poked Xiaopang, as if he had seen some novel species.
"I was bitten by a dog yesterday, and I can't sleep when I come back, Xiaoye, do you have any medicine for dog bites?"
Ye Tianlong held back a smile, nodded solemnly, took out a handful of hair, and handed it to Xiao Pang.
"What is this?" Chubby was puzzled.
"Dog hair, oral." Ye Tianlong said.
The little fat fox asked, "This is the elixir for dog bites?" ”
Ye Tianlong nodded seriously and said, "Haven't you heard of a saying, it's called a dog bites a dog's hair, it gnaws you, so naturally you have to eat the hair to make up for it." ”
Xiao Fat tilted his head and thought for a long time before he shouted with round eyes: "Xiao Ye, you lied to me again!" ”
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