It's not that these tasks are really difficult, if Kester really wants to slay a dragon, he won't collapse like this even if he can't do it, but the real reason is that the G-class mission is too weird. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Help Aunt Mary get the toilet mop out of the manure pit, and the reward is 15 copper coins." Looking at the maggots full of maggots, Kester almost didn't feel sick to his stomach (Kester: This task is much harder than killing people, I'd rather go and slay dragons)

"Play hide and seek with Emily, 10 copper coins an hour." There seems to be nothing wrong with this mission (Kester: Actually, it's not going in the right direction), but Kester clearly sees that Emily on the screen is a python. (Kester: What about playing with me?) Playing hide and seek with pythons? ）

"Help Delia carry the goods for a day, the bounty is 80 copper coins, and Delia promises to be willing to pack rice." Literally normal, but the Delia on the screen is a... Alchemy mechanical puppet... (Kester: I help a puppet carry goods, what kind of world is this, what does the puppet eat?) Alchemical materials? ）

"Fight the giants with Allen, 20 copper coins an hour." Looking at Allen, who was still wearing open crotch pants and piling mud on the city wall in the notice, Kester was speechless for a while (Kester: Fighting the giants? In his eyes, I'm a giant, okay? ）

"Let Johnny practice haircuts, 30 copper coins at a time." (Kester: I don't want to complain, I'm not going to sell my body.) ）

Just as he was about to give up, a petite figure in a cloth suit walked over and pasted a new notice on the gray pillar, she turned around and timidly "shouted" in a voice that was not much louder than a mosquito: "My newly released mission, please take a look..."

"What mission did you post?" Seeing that the girl was embarrassed because the released task was unattended, Kester asked her with the idea of holding a scene.

"I... I'm a member of the Amethyst Goose and want to come and find a... Find someone to help deliver the letter..."Hearing Kester's question, the girl looked down at the ground and stammered a little.

"Poof" Kester almost didn't squirt: "Oh my God! What's wrong with this world! ”

What is the Amethyst Goose? Eswell's largest information network was established two thousand years ago by the Amethyst Goose, a mercenary group that was already an SS-level mercenary group at that time, and it is not without an SS-level mercenary group with a long history compared to the Amethyst Goose, but in terms of information transmission, I am afraid that no mercenary organization can compare with it. The Amethyst Goose's delivery channels are uniformly constructed by a seventh-order demonic beast called the Amethyst Goose after strict training, except for a few remote areas, Eswell's mission to send messages seems to have been monopolized by the Amethyst Goose for nearly two thousand years.

"It's not that I'm unwilling to take on the task, the Amethyst Goose lacks a postman to help deliver the letter, I would rather believe that the elves buy the tree species of the Tree of Life from the human race." Kester's face was full of disbelief. Just kidding, no one believes it, right? It's as unconscionable as a butcher asking a scholar to help him kill a pig. It doesn't take to think that Kester also knows that in a medium-sized and large-scale mercenary city like Lyle City, the branch of the Amethyst Goose has at least dozens of Amethyst Geese, each of which is enough to transport thousands of letters.

"I... I'm telling the truth..."The girl's expression looked a little anxious, but her voice was still as thin as a mosquito, "Just send it to Hamm Town, 100 kilometers to the north, and it can be completed in three days..."

"Then where have all your amethyst geese gone? Could it be that Chengdu brought it to stew soup and drank it? Looking at the small stack of envelopes in the girl's hand and her unforged look, Kester became suspicious of the letter.

"Huh? How would you know? The girl's voice was like a frightened little white rabbit, "The young master clearly ordered yesterday that the members of the mercenary group are strictly forbidden to leak information!" ”

"Poof" Kester really squirted out this time: "What? Did anyone really drink the soup? This is a seventh-order demonic beast! ”

"Ahh Not... No, how could it be..."After realizing that she had lost her words, the girl shook her head desperately and stammered, "Yesterday... Oh no... In the past two days, the amethyst geese have eaten bad feed and have all died of illness..."

"Dozens of seventh-order demonic beasts died of food poisoning together, how stupid it must be to come up with such an excuse... Even if you eat a seven-day-old rainbow insect larvae at every meal, you can't poison an amethyst goose..."Kester rolled his eyes.

"Huh? Then what shall I say..."The girl was anxious again.

"This... Even if we're all infected with bird flu, it's better than saying that..."(Kester: Isn't it a little wrong for us to talk about it?) ）

I have to say that Kester had a bad idea, but the girl was like a treasure: "Is this okay?" Thank you so much, by the way, do you want to take my assignment? ”

After such a bizarre confirmation, Kester knew that the cute girl in front of him was probably really a member of the Amethyst Goose: "What is the specific mission?" ”

"G-level mercenary mission, send these seventy letters to the Amethyst Wild Goose Branch in Hamm Town, more than 100 kilometers away in the north, within three days, and bring a message to the person in charge of the branch by the way, with a bounty of 10 silver coins." It seems that this mercenary mission is well remembered, and the girl rarely has no stuttering.

"What kind of message?" Kester was a little curious.

"The boss said, you can only say it when you take the task first..."The girl seemed to hesitate for a long time, but still gritted her teeth and didn't say.

"Then I'll take it!" Kester tore off the mission notice that the girl had just pasted, and to be honest, compared to the rest of the G-class mercenary tasks, the postman's mission seemed too normal. Although White Feather Silver Wing was not very injured and dexterous, it was still not a problem to help Kester carry the few luggage. Kester, who had read the map, knew that there was a route north of Lyle that mercenaries had traveled all year round. If you go on the road alone, 100 kilometers in three days is not a difficult task for a sixth-order warrior.

"Huh? Can you? Looking at the black-haired boy who was about the same age as herself, the girl also looked a little suspicious.

"Don't worry, I'm also a mid-level samurai, so can you tell me what the message is?" Kester patted his chest and said he was wrapped around him.

"Forget it, I can only trust you," the girl naturally didn't believe it, but she didn't seem to have the money to hire a more senior mercenary, so she reluctantly handed over the small stack of letters in her hand to Kester, "Remember to tell the head of Hamm Town, the boss said: 'Please let the deputy head of the regiment take this loser home, otherwise the brothers will not survive!'" That's it. ”

"You're talking about the young master who stewed amethyst goose soup in your mouth, right?" Kester asked casually.

"No, young master, he's a very good person!" Rare, the girl said very seriously.

Kester didn't plan to argue with the girl about anything, it was the matter of the mercenary group themselves, he nodded at the girl: "Then, leave the task to me, you wait for the good news!" With that, he strode out of the mission hall.

The girl was still standing in place, and she muttered sullenly: "Young master, you are not a loser, are you, I know you are a good person..."