On the 19th day of the third month of the lunar calendar, the spring sun is warm and the flowers are fragrant. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

On the side of the Huaguo Mountain River, the ugly old duck is still asleep.

At this time, the female sleepy insect is fishing by the river - the golden hoop rod is the fishing rod, the meteor hammer is the hook line, and the master is the bait!

On the surface of the water, the master was holding the hammer head of the meteor hammer, and was constantly beckoning the little silverfish around him to come forward and swallow the bait and bite the hook.

These small whitebait fish are three to five inches long, the thickness of chopsticks, the whole body is silvery, and only a pair of eyes are as black as ink on their heads.

The little silverfish swim in the front and asked curiously, "Hey, are you delicious?" ”

Ye Ye said with a smile: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious!" ”

The little silverfish nail spat out the bubbles and asked, "Really?" ”

Ye Ye couldn't stop nodding and said, "Really, really, of course it's true!" I don't believe you've tasted it. ”

The little silverfish armor said very gentlemanly: "Then I'm not welcome, I'm sorry, I'm going to eat you!" ”

Ye Ye smiled and said, "Well, you're welcome, eat me quickly!" ”

The little silverfish nail stepped forward and swallowed the master and the hammer head together like lightning!

At this moment, the female sleepy insect on the shore felt that the fishing rod sank, and immediately shook it lightly in her hand, and the hammer head of the meteor hammer suddenly became larger, and the fish belly burst immediately!

A pair of fish eyes of the small silverfish nail burst out and died.

Seeing this, the rest of the little whitebait immediately dispersed.

After a while, the group of forgetful little whitebait swam over again, and the little whitebait B who swam in front asked curiously, "Hey, are you delicious?" ”

Ye Ye said with a smile: "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious!" ”

……

It didn't take long for the ugly duck to pile up dozens of dead little whitebait in front of the duck's beak, and it was estimated that it should be enough for the ugly duck to eat, and the female sleepy insect stopped fishing!

First threw the master ashore, let him find a small bluestone to lie on and bask in the sun, and then put the meteor hammer into the leather bag, and then shrunk the golden hoop stick into the size of a hairpin, and inserted it in the center of the concentric circle formed by the coiled two green whiskers.

After doing this, Yi came to the duck's head, and was about to cast a spell to wake up the ugly duck, when he suddenly heard the blind man shouting behind him: "Hey, let him sleep a little longer!" Come on, lie down here for a while, let's talk. ”

As he spoke, he gave way to the small bluestone.

The mother sleepy insect glanced at him, snorted coldly, ignored him, and found a small bluestone not far away and lay down on it.

Seeing this, the master didn't care at all, turned around and lay on the bluestone, supported his cheeks with his claws, and looked at the mother sleepy insect in a daze.

The sun is blazing, shining warmly and comfortably.

After a long time, he opened his mouth and asked, "Hey, what's your name?" ”

The mother sleepy insect ignored him as if she had not heard of it.

"Why, what's your name?"

The mother sleepy insect still ignored him.

"Hey, big girl, what is your name?"

The mother sleepy insect still ignored him, and then turned her back to him.

"Hey, girl, what's your name?"

At this time, the mother sleepy insect suddenly turned over and sat up, pointed to the leather bag on her body, and said to him coldly: "Hurry up and bask for a while, and when you enter the little black room, you don't know when you see the sun again!" ”

"Well, I said, how long are you going to keep me in prison?"

"It won't be long, it's only a hundred years!"

"Huh!?" Ye Ye suddenly got up from the bluestone and wailed, "One hundred and ten years!? ”

"Uh-huh."

When he heard this, he was about to cry again: "Oh my God, I-"

"Shut up! Cry again, sister chanted a mantra! The female sleepy insect said viciously.

Ye Ye didn't dare to cry anymore, so he sat down on the bluestone and held his head for a long time without speaking. After a while, he asked expectantly, "Well, can I ...... Repentance? ”

"What do you think?"

"Can you spend less time on it?"

"Yes."

"Really?" Ye Ye's eyes lit up.

"It's just that my sister is going to give you some minor surgery." As he spoke, Yi glanced under the tiger skin skirt.

"No, no, absolutely not!" The master was shocked and hurriedly clamped his crotch.

"Then it's not negotiable!" The female sleepy insect lies down again.

"Can you let the wind go during the day and close the small dark room at night?"

"No way!"

"Then let the wind go at night and close the small dark room during the day?"

"No way!"

"Half a day to let the wind out, half a day to close the small black house?"

"No way!"

"Then you're like this, how can you go to find Sun Wukong!" The master roared angrily.

"Then don't look for it! Hey, who is Monkey King? ”

"Isn't it, you don't know Sun Wukong? You don't even know Monkey King!? Ye Ye was so shocked that his eyes were about to pop out.

"Neurotic, sister doesn't know what's wrong! Be all abroad! ”

"And where did you get this golden rod?"

"Where did you get it, this was originally my sister's! Hey, who is Sun Wukong? ”

"Alas!" The master sighed, and then briefly recounted the past when the monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and the seven-star sleepy insect went to the west to learn scriptures with the master and apprentice.

However, after hearing this, the female sleepy insect said: "Oh, it turns out that Sun Wukong is the dead monkey!" Hee-hee, you've been fooled! My sister also heard this story, and my mother said that it was all fake, and that the monkey didn't exist at all! ”

The master frowned angrily: "Impossible!!! ”

"Cut, believe it or not! Otherwise, you let him come out and show my sister! ”

“…… Someday, the Lord will find him! At that point, you'll know he really exists! ”

"Cut, just keep dreaming!"

"Hmph, Ye will definitely find him! Certain! ”

……

After a long time, the master asked, "Hey, where are we going next?" ”

"Huh, shall we?"

"You! Where are you going? ”

"I'm not going anywhere, I'm just staying here!"

"Hey, how long have you been here?"

"It won't be long, it's only a hundred years!"

"Huh? How long are you going to stay here? ”

"Stay until you die!"

"Huh? I'm not alive anymore! ”

"Then die!"

“…… Hey, let's go find Sun Wukong with Ye! ”

"Don't go!"

"Go ahead!"

"Don't go!"

"Why are you willing to go?"

"No matter what!"

"Why?"

"If you don't go, you don't go, what's why!"

"I'm not alive anymore!"

"Then you're going to die!"

……

After noon, the sun gradually tilted, and just when the mother sleepy insect was about to lock him up in the little black room again, the ugly duck woke up!

When I opened my eyes, I saw those small whitebait piled up in my mouth!

At this moment, in his eyes, these blind little silverfish are more amiable than the shyness and anger of ten female ducks!

Say nothing, think about nothing, eat!

The second insect gathered around to watch him gobble up, the master smiled strangely, and the mother sleepy insect also rarely showed a smile, and soon the master turned to look at Yi and smirked......

Not long after, the little whitebait had been swept away, and after eating and drinking, the ugly duck stood up and moved his muscles, and gradually felt a little sleepy, so he lay on the ground again.

Under his plea, the mother sleepy insect was gracious and did not lock the master in the small black room for the time being.

So, two insects and a duck basked in the sun and chatted casually.

Because of the previous incident, the female sleepy insect was sorry and respectful to the ugly duck, so she had a good attitude towards him and answered all questions; And for the master, then hehe!

Because of this, the ugly duck has become a lifesaver for the master!

The grandfather's face was full of joy, and he said to him very kindly: "Hey, old ugly, ask me what her name is?" ”

The ugly duck agreed, looking at the mother sleepy worm.

Seeing this, the mother sleepy insect snorted, but still said: "My parents call me Xiao Shuang, old ugly, you will call me Sister Shuang in the future!" ”

"Hmm."

Next to him, Ye Ye immediately shouted flatteringly: "Sister Shuang, you are so beautiful!" ”“

"Shut up! Sister Shuang, is your name called? In the future, I will call my aunt, you know, small, blind, blind! Sister Shuang reprimanded.

Small!? The master's heart is about to break, he has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and the "master" has been for half his life, and he has suddenly become small, stupid, and stupid! Well, is there anything more unacceptable than that?

As it turns out, there really is!

"No, I'm not called a little shy!" The Blind Lord roared angrily.

"Oh, you don't want to! Well, if you make mistakes all the time, why don't you call it 'Guo'er'? My aunt said "lovingly."

After a shock, the tiger's body was shocked, the tiger's eyes were full of tears, the tiger's mouth opened, and he wailed: "Auntie, you will die like this......"

Next to it, the "Condor" heard this, and couldn't help but look up to the sky!

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