Chapter 5 The Messenger Comes
Walking with a sword in front of the emperor is a "treatment" unique to the Tenmu Kingdom. The reason why it is said to be treatment, not official position, is because the people who are ordered to become "walking" are all the emperor's most favored people, and before becoming a walker, what kind of official position this person is, what status it is, as long as the emperor sees that you are pleasing to the eye, you can be a walker.
In a word, the emperor's territory, the emperor has the final say, and he is so capricious.
However, the general walking is just a walking pupil, and if you can add another "with a knife", it is definitely a cronie among cronies.
Especially when the emperor's force value is not very high, a person with not low strength and weapons "walks" in front of the emperor all day long, then if he is an unreliable person, the emperor will have to play with eggs in two or three days.
Zhengde wanted to seal a walk before, because Sun Nansong was the first emperor's walk, and then the two fell in love and made friends. This is a huge yearning for Zhengde. However, no suitable candidate has been found before. Either he can't see it, or the ministers find it unreliable. After all, this is related to Zhengde's life, and it must not be sloppy.
This time, Tang Dou can become a "royal front walking with a knife", Li Wei and Sun Nansong nodded together. The top leaders of both the civil and military sides nodded, and the people below naturally had no opinions - it was useless to have opinions, would Zhengde listen?
Tang Dou, who originally became a royal walker, was on duty, but Tang Dou's identity was special, and Zhengde didn't want to worship his eldest brother's hard work, so he gave Tang Dou a brand, the role of this brand is to switch when encountering customs, and he can enter and exit the palace at any time, including the inner palace.
Of course, this is also because Zhengde doesn't have a wife now, otherwise those antique ministers wouldn't have made a fuss.
Originally, Zhengde meant to make Sha Yunyue a hospital judge, which is equivalent to the level of vice president, but Sha Yunyue didn't want to come out, and Tang Dou didn't want to face any intrigue and intrigue, so that she could become a doctor, just to find a reasonable reason to harm the high-grade medicinal materials in Zhengde's inner library.
The strange thing is that this reason was said by Tang Dou in front of Zhengde, and Zhengde agreed.
According to the rules, the emperor's concubines other than the queen cannot be soul cultivators, and there is no way to verify the reason for this, but it has been passed down from generation to generation, and no one wants to change it, after all, even if it is such a strange thing as Zhengde, even if he never cultivates, driven by the artifact, he can become a silver-level soul cultivator after the age of twenty. And a concubine who is not a soul cultivator obviously can't cause anything. In this way, the personal safety of the emperor is also guaranteed.
Because of the strange existence of the war soul in the Thousand Souls Spirit Realm, the Yin people's methods are unguardable, and no one knows if there will be a demon in the emperor's concubine.
It is precisely because the concubines are ordinary people that there is a hospital of the Tai Hospital.
In fact, the Tai Hospital is mainly divided into two parts, one part is for refining pills, which is specially used for the emperor's cultivation, and sometimes there are many parts, which will also be rewarded to favored ministers. However, Zhengde's strange thing is not easy to cultivate, and since he ascended the throne, he has not let the people in this part of the Tai Hospital move.
And the other part is a normal medical practice, but because of the unique environmental factors of the Thousand Souls Spirit Realm, there are only five doctors in this part, and the medical skills cannot be said to be average, in Tang Dou's words, all of them are the level of barefoot husbands, treating headaches and brain fever, and menstrual irregularities are the kind when they miss their hands.
With such a super doctor as Sha Yunyue entering, I think it will become extremely lively to come to Tai Hospital.
Since the two of them have been assigned official positions, they have to work on errands in the palace, which means that there are only two sisters and a fat panda left in the family during the day. With Tang Dou's character, he was absolutely uneasy, so he fooled Zhengde, and then the soft girl took the little Lori and rode the panda into the palace - in a beautiful name, the emperor agreed.
In this way, the promise is actually a kind of palace maid, and it is the kind that specializes in listening to the messenger in front of the emperor, which can be regarded as a personal maid, and even many concubines in history are from the promise background. To put it simply, promise is one of the relatively easy to get on the throne in the emperor's spare tire warehouse.
But Zhengde definitely won't beat the idea of the soft girl and the little Lori.,As for what to serve-just look at Zhengde letting the little Lori ride around his neck and run around the yard, you can know who serves whom.。
Li Wei came to see it once, and he was so angry that his heart hurt, but he couldn't say it, as soon as he said Zhengde, he rolled all over the ground, and now he felt that he had Tang Dou's support, and he began to become more and more unscrupulous.
After three days so inexplicably, Li Wei began to be a little unbearable, and found Tang Dou: "Di Renjie, when did the plan you said start?" ”
The Prime Minister felt that if Zhengde continued to mess around like this with Tang Dou, the number one faint monarch of the Tianwu Kingdom would become the number one faint monarch in the Thousand Souls Spirit Realm, and he would not be able to live this day.
"Prime Minister, haven't I been carrying out the plan? Didn't you say that you were going to do it in a subtle, gentle way? You have to say that the results can be obtained in three days, but according to what you said, it is not certain whether it can be done in three months. The key to this depends on the major policy changes of the Tianwu Kingdom. Another being will only appear in such a situation. Are you going to ask me to create one? Tang Dou grinned, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, which made Li Wei panic.
The Prime Minister was almost certain that as long as he nodded, Tang Dou would immediately attack the Sun family. The Prime Minister of Tang Dou and the Sun family also knew about it, and he was actually on Tang Dou's side. But Yu Gong, he would never let Tang Dou conflict with the Sun family.
The importance of the Sun family to Tianwu is self-evident, and Tang Dou, a shit-stirring slut, must not be allowed to harm the Sun family.
"No, you must use a gentle method, otherwise Tianwu will be in chaos. Especially at this sensitive time! Li Wei immediately pinched away Tang Dou's thoughts: "You'd better not fight this idea!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Tang Dou shrugged indifferently. Will he tell the Prime Minister that he has now figured out the top and bottom of Sunjiabao? If he wants to poison or something, it's really convenient, don't want it.
"The envoy of the HRE Kingdom is already on his way, and I guess the other party is going to do it this time. You have to be careful. Since the other party could let His Majesty do this before, then maybe he already knew what your purpose was in the palace! Don't let the other party do what he wants, but hurt His Majesty! "Actually, the Prime Minister is most worried about this matter.
"Don't worry, Prime Minister, I know this!" Tang Dou nodded. He also knows very well that the most important thing in this matter is Zhengde's safety, once the guy behind the scenes is forced to be anxious, and Zhengde is really killed, and a complete tanuki is exchanged for the prince, then all their plans will be in vain.
"In addition, you have been playing with Your Majesty all day these days. Although I promised you that Your Majesty would have time to relax, are you also too relaxed? Your Majesty's studies are very important. He is an emperor after all, and he can't indulge himself like an ordinary teenager! Li Wei said bitterly to Tang Dou.
Tang Dou smiled: "Actually, if the Prime Minister doesn't come, I will look for you, it just so happens that today is the day of His Majesty's small exam, let's go and take a look!" ”
Li Wei was stunned for a moment, he actually came here today to mean this, but he didn't have any hope, in his imagination, Tang Dou would definitely find all kinds of reasons to stop himself, and even use a bunch of crooked reasons to fool himself, he had already prepared a rebuttal in his stomach, but now he found that it didn't seem to be needed.
Seeing that Li Wei was in a daze, how could Tang Dou not know what the other party was thinking, and laughed: "Prime Minister, don't you really think that I want my brother to become a faint king, right?" ”
"It was meant to be!" Li Wei complained in his heart.
"You'll know when you come and see!" Tang Dou was not polite at all, and pulled Li Wei to the imperial study.
The two seem to be a step late, and the small test is over. Li Gang, the bachelor who presided over the small exam, came out of the imperial study with a ghostly face.
"Mr. Li, what's wrong with you? Didn't Your Majesty make you angry again? I also asked Scholar Li to ......" Li Wei thought that Li Gang was angry, and he was going to persuade him, but as soon as Li Gang saw him, he took his hand and said excitedly: "Your Majesty has memorized "Persuasion", and Your Majesty has memorized "Zhou Youzi". His Majesty also took a look at the administration of this season and put forward his own suggestions! ”
The scholar is not a soul cultivator, Li Gang, who is already eighty-eight years old, is definitely an old man, and the bachelor, who has always been known as a landslide and does not change his face, is now trembling with excitement, taking out a scroll from his arms and opening it: "Prime Minister, come and see, this, this is written by His Majesty!" ”
Li Wei took it and took a look, it was indeed Zhengde's notes, the front part was the "Persuasion" and "Zhou Youzi" mentioned by the university scholar, and its status and role were actually the same as those children who went to elementary school in Tang Dou's previous life to memorize 300 Tang poems. On the surface, it seems to be a natural thing, but in fact, it is necessary to cultivate connotation and temperament.
This part is not too amazing, but the latter part startled the prime minister, and it is full of views and suggestions on various military and political affairs this season, especially on the issue of this expedition, and many immature, but absolutely unique views are put forward.
As the prime minister, Li Wei can of course see the immaturity of these views and suggestions at a glance, but thinking that this is written by the wonderful emperor Zhengde, it has a completely different meaning.
I am not afraid that the emperor's ideas are immature, and the ideas are immature can be improved, but I am afraid that the emperor has no ideas, or thinks wildly.
"Is this really written by His Majesty?" Li Wei couldn't believe it.
"Haha, Li Xiang, what do you think? I...... I'm pretty good, isn't it? Li Shi and the eldest brother...... Uh, and Di Qing both think it's good! Zhengde came out of the imperial study with a proud face.
The soft girl and the little Lori are dressed in palace maid clothes and follow behind.
"Not your means?" Li Wei asked Tang Dou in a low voice.
"Even if it's a means, it's a means of education. As I said, Prime Minister, your educational methods are very backward! Tang Dou laughed like a fox who had eaten a chicken.
"Educational means?" Li Wei was confused.
"Your Majesty is not a man who can sit still, and of course he is not interested in letting him sit on a chair and memorize it by rote. The so-called Yijiao entertainment, playing and learning, that's it! Tang Dou didn't pretend to be profound, explained.
Actually, there is nothing to be profound. Zhengde is an ADHD, he is smart and alert, but he can't sit still and can't calm down. And it's outrageous to like the new and hate the old, so it's absolutely impossible to want him to sit honestly and listen to the lectures.
The best thing to do is to let him remember these things while he is entertained.
Split the article into several pieces, make a Sudoku game, expand the military and political affairs from the paper into a body, and directly act in front of Zhengde in the way of acting, in this way, Zhengde is very interested, and with his intelligence, as long as it is something he is interested in, it is absolutely unexpected, and at the same time draw inferences.
So in just three days, he seemed to have changed one, and the results of the small test almost stopped Scholar Li's heart.
Li Wei listened to Tang Dou's explanation, and admired Tang Dou in his heart. Of course, verbally he still had to pick up the shelf of the prime minister and the elders, preach something to guard against arrogance and rashness, and then helped the scholar away, looking at the brisk steps, you can imagine how happy the prime minister was in his heart.
"Haha, big brother, did you see the expressions of the scholar and Li Xiang? It's so much fun! And today they didn't say anything about studying, learning, that's great! Zhengde waited until the two of them walked away, holding his stomach and laughing.
"Now you get the idea. If you want them to shut up, you have to shock them first. Then they will naturally shut up! Tang Dou said.
"Got it, got it! It's still big brother, you're amazing. The method you taught me was to memorize all those nasty things in one fell swoop. But I'm a little tired of that Sudoku, is there anything else? Zhengde's liking of the new and hating the old began to flare up again.
But Tang Dou is not idle: "Hey, you want to play something new?" It's easy, but you have to beat me in Sudoku first. Don't pout, I'll show you first, what is a card game! ”
Tang Dou had so many new things in his previous life, even if he took one out a day, it was enough for Zhengde to play from the age of fourteen to the age of forty. Tang Dou is not afraid of having nothing to take. What's more, learning this kind of thing is actually addictive, and once you really learn it, you naturally want to continue learning. This is due to the intellectual curiosity of human beings themselves.
In the next ten days, Zhengde still got a good score in the second small exam, and now the scholar and Li Wei have to admit that Tang Dou's method is the most suitable method for Zhengde, and they no longer have any doubts, and fully support Tang Dou's education method.
And at this time, the messenger of the kingdom of HRE arrived. (To be continued.) )