"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Just like kicking a mobile sandbag, Tang Yi was born in a soldier and has a natural familiarity with shooting, but the kung fu in his hands has been changed to his feet. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Liao Yusu and Li Pi were going crazy, as soon as the ball was in this guy's hand, they didn't even have time to paste it, and they kicked out.

And the most depressed is the goalkeeper of the School of Civil Engineering, and he deserves to be unlucky to meet such a strong geek as Tang Yi.

Fighting off an attack of more than 100 yards per hour every time was no different than every time a car hit his hands.

Over time, the goalkeeper felt that his hand was going to be wasted, and he didn't feel the slightest bit anymore.

If it weren't for the basic spirit of the athletes, he really wanted to abandon the field and run away now, and this competition would not have been able to continue.

Under Tang Yi's onslaught, the morale of the School of Software Engineering has been greatly improved.

It turns out that football games can still be played like this.

This is a very scary thing, people are bloody, and under a stimulus, everyone becomes a little cheetah.

And so, a sensational scene appeared.

The defending champions, the Faculty of Civil Engineering, played to the level of Brazil in the 2012 World Cup final, while the Faculty of Software Engineering became the ferocious German team, exemplifying the German spirit.

Goal!

Scoring goals is everyone's only goal!!

8 to 0!

When the referee blew the final whistle, the School of Software Engineering gave a big lesson to the School of Civil Engineering, and they completely became a big joke today.

They guessed the beginning, and they guessed the result, but the masochistic ones were themselves from beginning to end.

"Wow...... We won, we actually won, Tang Yi I love you!! ”

As Tang Yi, who completed the hat trick today and won the three yuan alone, he has been surrounded by the shouts of the beautiful cheerleaders of the School of Software Engineering.

If it weren't for their reserve, these beauties would have been eager to soak in the arena and push Tang Yi down.

Tang Yi also threw a flying kiss and said loudly: "Beauties, I love you too, hahaha......"

Hey!!

The beauties are even more cheerful.

All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, Tang Yi instantly became the focus, Sun Xiaobo and they all came over one by one and raised Tang Yi and shouted: "Tang Yi, you are too good, join our academy team and lead us to win this year's school league championship, right?" ”

Tang Yi smiled and said: "You guys are good enough, aside from the three goals I scored, didn't you also score five goals?" ”

"So, you don't lose in technology, you lose in psychology, in fact, the defending champion has nothing to do, you just need to take out the strength to chase the girls and slam at their goal, break the cliff, and smash the Yellow Dragon!!"

"Can you do this?" Sun Xiaobo said suspiciously, raised a foot at the opponent's goal and kicked it again, and after the ball was raised high, there was no suspense and went directly into the net.

Nima.

The faces of the people in the School of Civil Engineering are blacker than dark clouds, isn't this bullying?

After scoring this goal, Sun Xiaobo said excitedly: "I know, the psychology of winning is the only belief in winning any game!" ”

"Wrong!!"

Tang Yi shook his head and said: "It should also be added that only by wearing a battle suit printed with the Blue Mountain Ice Spring and drinking the water of the Blue Mountain Ice Spring can the truth of winning the game." ”

"Forehead ......"

Sun Xiaobo and the others were stunned one by one, and then suddenly understood that the reason why Tang Yi came to play was to advertise at all, and people didn't pay attention to playing football at all, and he didn't need to be in the limelight.

Because, as long as you have money in your pocket, what to play is not to play.

Look at Evergrande Real Estate, buy and buy directly, look at Taobao Boss Ma, buy and buy, money is not a matter, the key is to get money.

"Blue Mountain Ice Spring!"

"Blue Mountain Ice Spring, in the future, is the only designated water for our School of Software Engineering, everyone in our School of Software Engineering must drink our own water, it is really delicious!!"

Sun Xiaobo and the others were very interested in advertising for the Blue Mountain Ice Spring, and they carried a sign to advertise the Blue Mountain Ice Spring.

After such a round of bombardment publicity, the people in the School of Software Engineering were immediately incited, and as soon as everyone asked the price, they found that each bucket of water was only one dollar more expensive than ordinary water, and after the package was delivered to the door, someone immediately began to place orders, and the number of people was huge.

Li Qilin's mouth was about to smile, there are more than 1,000 students in the School of Software Engineering, if he can win 80%, what a big deal it is.

And after this incident, Li Qilin can be regarded as completely convinced of Tang Yi, there has never been anything that this guy can't do, he will never think of it, and he must follow his steps closely in the future.

Tang Yi, as the initiator, quietly left after having enough of the limelight, and after the scouts of Jiangnan Aluminum chased after him, they were arrested.

They thought that they might only be able to wait until the next game to meet Tang Yi, but unfortunately they would never be able to wait for this result.

After Tang Yi returned to the rental house, Xu Yali and the others hadn't come back yet, so he sent a call to Lu Wushuang, but unfortunately Lu Wushuang's mobile phone was turned off, and he made another call to Yanzi, and learned that Lu Wushuang was recuperating at home, and the mobile phone had not yet been opened to replace the card, so he was also a lot more relieved.

I looked at the time and found that it was five o'clock before I knew it, and it was time to make dinner.

Since he can't hide horizontally and vertically, Tang Yi also figured it out, two more people and two pairs of chopsticks, and everyone eating together at the same table is much more interesting than eating alone.

He went to the vegetable market to buy some new ingredients, and then took out his best skills and made four dishes and one soup: mushroom stew, stir-fried loofah, braised bean drum pork ribs, stir-fried kidney flower with bell pepper and a fried cabbage.

After getting these things done, Xu Yali and Zhou Xiaohong also came back from work, and after seeing the table full of ingredients, Xu Yali picked up the chopsticks and ate them, then covered her mouth and said in great surprise: "Oh my God, tonight's dishes are so delicious, Tang Yi, don't tell me that you are a genius cook, and you can make delicious food in the world in one afternoon." ”

Zhou Xiaohong also picked a chopstick and ate two bites, and said, "Wow, Tang Yi, you are so good, is it a cooking skill that you learned for us?" ”

Tang Yi rolled his eyes, I really don't know if these two girls are really stupid or fake, no matter how awesome the cook is, it can't be created in half a day, obviously I did it on purpose at noon.

But since the two girls said so, Tang Yi followed the words of the two girls and said: "Yes, for the sake of the two of you, I have been practicing cooking at home all afternoon, for the sake of my hard work, otherwise you will reward me with one?" ”

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