Come on! A slap in the face is coming! Xie Lingyun began to shout in his heart, looking at the scene that was about to happen in front of him and that he had been looking forward to for a long time, the legendary slap in the face! Sure enough, only this kind of world where force is supreme will be prone to slap the face?

Then, there is no then. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoBecause his dog's eyes were already blind at that moment......

The handsome cold-faced guy took a step forward, and there was less than twenty centimeters left from the boy, and both of them could feel each other's snorts. The cold-faced handsome guy lowered his head slightly and looked at the young brother who was half a head short of him, and then smiled evilly and lightly raised his chin, "Now I don't have so many spirit stones on me, but didn't you just say that you don't have to pay it back if you become the young sect master's wife?" What do you think of me? Are you qualified enough? ”

"Humph! Let go! Brother Gongzi snorted coldly, and with a wave of his fan, he knocked off the handsome cold-faced man's hand. This result made Xie Lingyun breathe a sigh of relief, he also thought that he would see two handsome and blind handsome guys here today, if it was a woman, he would be interested in watching it, but if it was a man...... Although those two guys are very beautiful, although he does not discriminate against men, but after all, he is not a rotten person who looks at the human base with a rotten eye, he is an otaku, and his little heart can't stand the impact of this shocking scene! He almost didn't pull it the last time he saw the illustrated little colored book, and now if he had a live version, he might have really had a cardiac arrest.

However, things are often not as simple as he thinks. As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Brother Gongzi pull the collar of the cold-faced handsome guy and kiss him...... Kiss it, God turns! This is a turning point of God! Compared to what the cold-faced handsome guy said before, it is even more godly! Didn't you see the stunned faces of the people around you? You don't see the woman lying on the ground with a look of surprise and disbelief, as if she keeps saying in her heart, "What about my reverse harem?" Where's my reverse harem? Didn't you say that I would have a reverse harem? What about the sadomasochism that is said to be good? Said to be a good incurable disease, hit by a car, but actually a brother and sister? If the three people who said that they love each other to death, what about loving and killing each other? What about the three people who said that they would end up living happily together? What about the saying that 'the world is invincible only for you'? Why is TMD gone? Are you tmd this kidding me? Is the expression of lovelessness a joke? Didn't you see Xie Lingyun almost smoke it? Don't you see the nuns around you screaming and covering their faces with their hands, but in fact they are all greeted with excitement and friendly gestures from Vulcans? It's just the other way around.

As the saying goes, homosexuality is not hateful, just hate homosexuality and are not beautiful. But just having said that, although those two people are very beautiful, Xie Lingyun, as a senior straight man, can't accept it, and the result directly causes Xie Lingyun to be stunned on the spot, and he can't come back to his senses for a long time.

Later, they seemed to say something, but Xie Lingyun didn't hear anything clearly, because for a period of time after that, he and the woman had been in a state of hollow heads, and their mental trances were very serious, and all the people around them were scattered, and only the two of them were messy in the wind.

I don't know how long it took, Xie Lingyun finally came back to his senses. He shuddered, looked at the starry sky, and looked with vigilant eyes at the streets that were still full of people, as if he didn't know what corner would suddenly pop up a brother and drag him into a dark alley...... It's really not that he looks at Renji with rotten eyes, he was stimulated too much before, and now he is in a state of mental tension, after all, he is just clear-eyed, and he doesn't have a tiger's back, for fear that he will suddenly jump out of an Abe Takawa ...... Cough!

Xie Lingyun's situation is still relatively good, that scene is too chicken-eating, so scared that the woman is still stunned now, and she doesn't know when she will come back to her senses. Alas! Another tragic woman who has been played with by men! The people who passed by her would cautiously bypass her, and then inadvertently showed a sympathetic expression, and it was clear that after an afternoon, the matter had spread throughout the Exchange City. I just don't know if the young sect master will be broken by his master, and then come to beat the mandarin ducks with a stick, and then there will be another BGM soap opera with deep love and rain, but this time there is only the male protagonist and the male protagonist.

This time he lost a lot, not only did he not see his favorite face-slapping plot, but he was also stimulated by the basic love scene between the two handsome guys, and now he is still a little in a trance, and he has to add that he is probably suffering from persecution fantasy now. Tsk, when you think about it, it's really a loss to the Summoner's Canyon!

Xie Lingyun hurriedly found an inn to live in, and the inn here didn't dare to raise the price arbitrarily, because this was restricted by the city rules of the trading city. There are no rules, and if someone maliciously competes, won't it lead to a big war? The inns that can set up inns in the trading city are all big forces, and the inns here not only provide food and lodging, but also provide cultivation rooms, and the cultivation room is depicted with the Great Gathering Spirit Array, and the inn can get a lot of profits in one day, if there is really malicious competition, it will definitely cause a big war. Therefore, the trading city stipulates that all inns must be charged according to the specified price, so that in order to attract more guests, they can only start from the service aspect.

However, Xie Lingyun didn't need any service, and he didn't need a cultivation room, so he directly found an inn, and hid in the quilt by himself shivering, but he didn't dare to fall asleep, because he was afraid that a Billy Harrington would suddenly jump out...... Cough! I've played enough of this stalk, so I'll not play it next time.

With Xie Lingyun's physique, it's okay not to sleep all night, but it's just a little unaccustomed. He spent the night regulating his mood and no longer had to look at anything like a muscular brother. Yesterday he came across that incident as soon as he came up, and as a result, he hadn't been able to visit the trading city, so he had to take a good look today.

The protagonists are a bunch of bugs, whether it's hard work or talent. Let's use their ungodly luck! First of all, without the luck of the sky, it is impossible to meet the old man in the ring, the old man under the cliff, the old man in the spaceship, the old man in the magic weapon, the old man who is dying and still hanging on to his life, and the old man who entrusts his daughter or granddaughter and inheritance to the protagonist until the arrival of the protagonist, as well as those all kinds of messy systems and beautiful masters. Secondly, it is possible for them to enter a secret realm when they go out, and then encounter all kinds of unreasonable adventures as a crane tail car, becoming the first person in the secret realm and then accepting a large number of little brothers and women. Third, as soon as they go shopping, they may buy legendary treasures at the stalls, and then they are hunted down and killed, but they never die, and they successfully fight back after getting a lot of adventures.

Xie Lingyun has always believed that he is the protagonist, saying that he is narcissistic or confident, anyway, he thinks so. In life, who hasn't been in secondary school? So he thought that with his knowledge and luck, he could find a lot of artifacts on the stalls. He was now wandering aimlessly through the streets, sometimes looking into some of the shops, only to find that nothing in them caught his eye. Is it because the starting point is too high and there are too many things I have seen?

Xie Lingyun sighed lightly, shook his head again, walked out of a shop in disappointment, and continued to wander around without paying attention to the clerk behind him scolding him for being a miser.

As he walked around and walked to the site of yesterday's incident, he was surprised to find that the woman was still sitting there, muttering, "Man...... Man...... Man ......"

Xie Lingyun stopped and looked at the woman quietly.

“…… Men are going to die! The woman suddenly raised her head to the sky and screamed, and then let out a twisted laugh with red eyes, "Hahahaha......"

Then she covered her face and cried again, crying so much that the pear blossoms brought rain and sorrow, so it was not desolate!

Alas! Xie Lingyun shook his head and sighed lightly, walked forward again, and when he passed by the woman, he heard a clear female voice in the sky: "Well said!" ”

Everyone looked up in astonishment, and the phantom of a cold woman with a beautiful face appeared in the air. She said in her deafening voice, "Well said! Well said! I ask you, what is your name, and would you like to be my disciple? ”

The woman asked blankly, "...... Who are you? Why do you want to accept me as a disciple? ”

The cold woman's face did not change at all, but anyone could hear the anger in her words, "I am the Lord of the Ten Thousand Flowers Valley in the Hundred Flowers World, and I am also a woman who has been injured by a man. I passed by this world and heard your complaints, so I came to take a look, and I found that your roots and ideas are very suitable for our Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers. So, let me ask you, would you like to become my disciple and enter my Valley of Ten Thousand Flowers? ”

The woman was silent for a while, nodded in agreement, "...... Good! ”

The corners of the Ten Thousand Flowers Valley Lord's mouth twitched, and the phantom in mid-air dissipated, and the woman who was still standing there just now also disappeared.

Xie Lingyun watched this scene in a daze, the corners of his mouth twitched, if he remembered correctly, Wanhua Valley seemed to be also an immortal court-level force in these three thousand worlds, right?

"Damn, I'm so lucky, I think she's the protagonist, right?" In the end, all his thoughts could only turn into a weak complaint. For the first time in his life, he had doubts about himself, and he felt that in terms of luck, he was at the level of the protagonist in the main text......

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I'll say it, lest you think it's a stirring of the foundation, the heroine has appeared, just in front, but the official appearance shouldn't be so fast, although I like romantic comedies, but for the sake of the plot, I'll put her in the back!

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