Chapter 0014: The Neuropathy Who Sells Plasters
If in the cultivation realm, how to make money really doesn't need Ling Feng to worry, not to mention that he is a peak powerful cultivator in the Yuan Infant Stage, just by virtue of the respected identity of the alchemy master, he will ask for a lot of people who come to the door, and when he is fine, he will have a large amount of spirit stone income by helping people refine a few furnaces of pills.
But in this world, he really couldn't find any good way to make money for a while, alchemy? Forget it, the Qi training period is still a very distant thing for him, and the dantian only has a trace of poor aura, which can refine a fart pill!
Draw a symbol? Let's not mention that he has almost no sense now, and he can't draw talismans, even if he can, he won't dare! Because in this way, if he is not regarded as a madman, he is regarded as a cult heresy who propagates superstition and misleads the public, and in the end he only ends up in prison.
After thinking about it, Ling Feng felt that there was only one way left, that is, now his divine sense could barely see inside, with his familiarity with the meridians and acupoints of the human body, as long as he had a few golden needles in his hand, he could regulate and balance the five elements in the human body, and then mix some medicinal materials, it should not be a difficult thing for him to cure the common diseases of ordinary people.
Of course, it was not that Ling Feng didn't want to cure his paralyzed adoptive father Ling Huanhai, but that he knew that he couldn't cure Ling Huanhai with his current pitiful aura.
But then again, he is now just an ordinary poor student, how can people believe that he can see a doctor? What are you kidding, this is a life-threatening matter, I think it's a veterinarian, so it's impossible for a sick person to show him! Just when he couldn't figure out how to make money, an advertising voice suddenly came from the TV in the canteen: "Pretty spirit pox, apply it once in the morning and evening, and the acne will disappear!"
I saw Luo Mo in TV holding a medicine bottle to make a series of shade-buying poses, and several girls in the dining hall with pimples on their faces looked at it, and their eyes showed extreme disgust, and they all denounced......
"Cut, it's all nonsense when I open my eyes, I used three courses of treatment, and it cost thousands of yuan, but the result has no effect at all, hmph, the conscience of these pharmacists has long been eaten by dogs!"
"Who's to say it isn't? I've tried almost all the acne medicines, and I've spent a lot of money, but I haven't found that there are any drugs that really work! Hmph, Xu Shiyun actually helps such a business advertise, which really breaks the hearts of our fans. ā
"Yes, if there is really that kind of medicine that can get rid of the troubles on my face, even if I spend a little more money, I am willing, alas, it is difficult to buy youth, this damn acne, just like the worm on the beautiful and delicate flower of youth, it is really annoying."
Hearing this, Ling Feng's eyes couldn't help but flash an indescribable color, and he said secretly: "The reason for pimples is just that many people's skin is congenitally undernourished, and once there is fire in the body, it will lead to the loss of skin moisture and the sudden birth of fire poison, this is not a big problem, a few flavors of medicine will be done, okay!" I'll just get this! ā
Ling Feng thought of it, and walked to several Chinese medicine shops near the school, he finally scraped together enough Tianqi, Poria cocos, peppermint and other medicinal herbs and some medicinal starch, and by the way, he asked the pharmacy for a few small glass medicine bottles. At the same time, it was found that although there were medicinal materials needed in the early stage of quenching, all of them were dried or artificially planted, and there was no vitality and spirituality!
Of course, there are also natural and spiritual medicinal herbs, but the price is frighteningly high! Ling Feng had no choice but to buy a small medicine pod and an electric stove with the remaining dozens of yuan and walked back to the school dormitory......
In addition to refining alchemy with fire, alchemists can also use the samadhi aura in the body to refine, but before entering the qi training period, the human body cannot give birth to samadhi true fire at all, so Ling Feng can only rely on the electric stove to boil the medicine to purify, and then integrate a trace of aura to promote the medicinal power to the extreme, and then apply the medicinal foam on the face according to the pretty and spicy method, and the person can absorb the medicinal power through the pores, and the effect of eliminating pimples can be completely achieved.
After tossing for more than two hours, Ling Feng, who was sweating profusely, finally made a few bottles of black ointment, looked up at the sun that was about to be in the middle, and said secretly: "Middle school students are in puberty, at least eight out of ten people have pimples, there are a lot of rich students in Yanhai Middle School, I sell them in the school?" But what should I call it? And how much does it cost to sell for a bottle? ā
This question did not bother Ling Feng, he quickly walked out of the dormitory with a relaxed face, and when he walked to the school gate and put down a few medicine bottles, the school bell rang......
"Do you want to return your youth and beauty? Do you want to leave a single blemish on your blooming season? Invincible acne cream, round your perfect youth dream! No matter how many acne there are or how severe they are, they will be effective after 10 minutes, and after one bottle, the acne will disappear without a trace! Five thousand bottles, not much, the necessary action will be fast. Imitating the advertising words in the TV, Ling Feng shouted loudly.
"Hey, invincible acne cream, this is Shenma Dongdong?" When the crowd after school saw that there was a fat man shouting at the school gate, they couldn't help but surround it.
Obviously, as a typical example of the negative education of Yanhai Middle School, Ling Feng, who often appears at the school-wide assembly, knows a lot of students in Yanhai Middle School. When the students saw what kind of invincible acne cream Ling Feng was selling, they immediately started talking......
"Hahaha, invincible acne cream? How does it sound like I feel similar to the one selling Diana pills on the street, what kind of play did Ling Feng, the fat man play, today? ā
"What else can he do, heh, I think he is crazy because he is poor, he wants money, and he even uses the set of rivers and lakes to use in this school, and he wants to fool people with such a superficial trick, what an idiot."
"I cut, and I still can't get rid of acne cream? Look at the bottle of the charge, hehe, there is still a sticker on it, 'If you can't pull it out, you will have a piece of the sky', isn't this the advertising slogan of Kaiserlu? God knows what the fat guy got from there to fool everyone, hmph, I think he's clearly a complete charlatan. ā
Ling Feng ignored everyone's pointing and pointing, still shouting loudly, continuing his plan to make a fortune, but secretly said in his heart: "Is everyone like this? When the real thing appears in front of you, you often think it's a fake, and when a fake appears, you think it's the real thing? I have to think of a way to go on like this, otherwise it will be a problem to even eat today. ā
Thinking of this, Ling Feng glanced at the onlookers, and immediately set his eyes on a girl who was dressed ordinarily, looked fat and fat, and had a pimple on her face, organized her language, and said calmly: "This classmate, please come over for a while." ā
"W-what?"
"It's okay, well, that's the case, as long as you apply my invincible acne cream, ten minutes, I promise to work on the spot!"
"But, yes......" The fat girl said with a flash of surprise in her eyes.
Ling Feng thought that she had no money, so she was embarrassed to say it, so she waved her hand and said boldly: "It's okay, after the effect, I not only don't want you money, but also give you a bottle, so that you can get rid of the trouble of pimples from now on, how about it?" ā
"But, but that thing is black, IāI'm worried about what side effects there will be, I ......"
Hearing this, Ling Feng couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and he couldn't help but slander in his heart: "Please! You're ugly enough now, aren't you? Don't say my ointment has no side effects, even if there are any side effects, how ugly can you be? ā
A boy next to him said with disdain: "Heh, even Dongshi Chen Xiaoyan refused, hehe, it seems that the fat man's face has fallen to the eighteenth layer of hell." Hmph, what about plasters? I think he's clearly a psychopath! ā
As soon as the onlookers heard this, the crowd immediately exploded like a boiling pot, and after a while, there were bursts of earth-shattering laughter......