Chapter 315: Up and Down the Stage
"Strategist, Wu Song, I have never seen such a big stage! When I go up tonight, I'll treat it as Jingyanggang, and I have to kill a few big tigers for him! Wu Song said excitedly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"According to my estimate, in the future, when the Demon Formation is broken, there will be a bigger stage than this!" Thou hast said.
"How so?" Wu Song asked with interest.
"You and I have been to the three formations tonight, those demon kings are all self-righteous, think they are amazing, they don't look at us at all, and they have a strong desire for self-expression, they all like to perform on the stage, no wonder, they have been in the vanity fair and power field for a long time, and they have already turned your acting methods into habits, so to speak, all of them are excellent actors! You say, can they forget to build a big stage? You Heng said.
"That's great! For me Wu Song, that's the big ring! Today's Wu Song is no longer the Wu Song of the past, I want to let the demon kings turn into dead tigers under my fists! Wu Song jumped up as he spoke, completely forgetting that he was still lying in ambush in the snow.
"I don't understand, what is the difference between the current Wu Song and the previous Wu Song?" You Heng asked deliberately.
"You don't know, Wu Song, I have seen all the boxing techniques in the world in the Wuji Immeasurable Abyss Holy Martial Cave, and I have already practiced my own unique fist and foot kung fu based on the strengths of each family!" Wu Song said confidently.
"Is there a name?" Princess Pingyang asked.
"Of course there is, it's called Tiger Boxing!" Wu Song rushed out with a punch, whirring and whirring.
"This name is too vulgar, it's better to call it Demon Fighting Fist Fighting King Fist." Thou hast said.
"Okay, let's get down to business, the three of us will go on stage." After Princess Pingyang finished speaking, the 5,000 soldiers who ordered the ambush also stood up.
The 5,000 Women's Army was exposed in front of the stage, and it was okay if it was an audience, but as an enemy, I was afraid that it would be an easy target to be eliminated.
"Princess Zhao, if the demon army shoots at us, then we will be fooled!" Wu Song said as he walked, "The demon soldiers should also come out with 5,000 people to accompany the women's army to stand under the stage and watch." ”
"That's a good idea, I'll bring it up when I see the demon kings." Thou hast said.
Princess Pingyang doesn't care, she is not afraid that the five thousand women's army will become a target, because she knows that once the demon kings appear on the stage, they will become hostages in her hands. And at this moment, the demon kings have not yet shown their heads, if they deceive, ten thousand arrows suddenly fly, she will use her own skills that are not easy to reveal - the five mountains are moved, not to mention the movement of any of the five mountains, even if the former town guard is moved, the demon villa can also be collapsed and flattened.
Before the three of them could get on the stage, the demon kings had already walked into the stage, because they were relieved to see the three princesses of Pingyang walking towards the stage, and the five thousand women's army also stood on the big playground like a jade tree.
The stage is indeed large enough, 100 meters long and 50 meters wide respectively, and the height is lower than the Demon King's office building behind.
With the center of the stage as the boundary, the demon kings sit on the left, and Princess Pingyang, You Heng, and Wu Song sit on the right.
"There are too few of you, there should be a few more." Xirong said.
Before Princess Pingyang could speak, Hua Mulan, Fan Lihua, and Mu Guiying, who were standing in front of the stage, turned over and jumped onto the stage and sat quietly on the left side of Princess Pingyang.
Princess Pingyang was overjoyed, and it was inconvenient to ask more, so she nodded. Lixice, Lixixue, and Lixiping recognized Fan Lihua, Jiu Xichen recognized Mu Guiying, and Axe Xiyou recognized Mulan, and his gaze met Mulan, which made Mulan feel strange: Why does this demon king look exactly the same as the plate friend of the axe array? Didn't he get my sword in the axe formation? Why did it appear in the sunset again? Looking at his frightened appearance, maybe he really picked up a life.
"Thank you so much for coming!" Xirong walked to the center of the stage and played the role of a host, "Tonight, the two sides will walk into this big stage to conduct armistice negotiations, hoping that the two sides will show the greatest sincerity and achieve the greatest results!" ”
"Look at your well-dressed appearance, and speak some official words! First of all, introduce your people to the Assassin! You Heng pointed unceremoniously at Xirong Dao.
"This is the leader of our evening array, and at the same time, the master of our Spirit Fox Array, the king of the army!" Xi Rong smiled and looked at the demon king, and then looked at the demon kings, and introduced them one by one: "This is Xi Cheng, the deputy leader of the Xi Array, this is the Xi Array General Xi Ce, Xi Nan, Xi Jun, Jiu Xichen, Li Xi Xue, Li Xi Ping, Xi Ming, Axe Xi You, Xi Miao, these two are Xi Bao, Xi Guang, the major general Xi Bao and Xi Guang. ”
After Xirong finished the introduction, he glared at You Heng, and said in his heart that this enemy general, who claimed to be an assassin, why did he speak so arrogantly and rudely! It doesn't look like a scholar, with well-developed chest muscles, standing eyebrows, exuding a mixture of good and evil between the eyebrows, and a stiff tone, it's a thing that is not easy to mess with!
"Mr. Assassin, might you like to introduce your generals over there?" Xirong held back his anger and said.
"That's nature!" You Heng stood up and said, "But please sit down, lest you be scared into dough after hearing my introduction!" ”
The demon kings exchanged their heads and thought it was ridiculous, weren't they just beautiful warriors? They've seen a lot! But the five demon kings of Lixice, Jiu Xichen, Lixixue, Lixiping, and Axe Xiyou were silent, because they had already understood their power.
"Listen up - we round the world's 10th Army Women's Army Marshal Princess Pingyang Zhao, Eighth Army Marshal Hua Mulan, 11th Army Marshal Fan Lihua, 12th Army Marshal Mu Guiying." You Heng introduced.
This time, the demon kings didn't think it was ridiculous, they had already seen the truth from the faces of the five demon kings who had escaped, and their bodies really shook a few times, feeling that the miracle that appeared in front of them was incredible! -- Can the four famous heroines of history sit across from them alive, and have broken them three times in a row, so that they are not shocked and frightened?
The demon kings suddenly all knelt on the ground, and the demon king said: "We really don't know Mount Tai, the four heroines are our pride and glory, worshiped by our people for thousands of years, we have a fate to meet tonight, such as seeing the gods in the sky, and I hope you will be gracious and let us go!" The demon kings kowtowed three times in a row.
This kowtow is much more powerful than the bright sword, but it worships the four heroines softly and embarrassed, and I don't know what to say.
"You're weasels giving New Year's greetings to chickens - uneasy and kind! Why don't you lift your dog's head and stand aside! You Heng pointed with the index finger of his right hand.
It's like a slap in the head! The shame made all the demon kings resentful. The Great Demon King of Xirong said angrily: "Who are you, a stunned young man who doesn't know the depth of your speech?" ”
"Hahaha!" You Heng laughed wildly, and after laughing wildly, he continued to point his finger and said, "Say it and laugh off your dog's teeth!" ”
Xirong looked at the demon king, and the demon king looked at Xirong, the demon kings looked at each other and couldn't laugh, only the five demon kings who had suffered defeat knew who this wild and unruly person in front of them was! But how dare they say more at this moment, staring at You Heng, crying and laughing.
"I am a madman of the Three Kingdoms, You Hengya!" Behind the back of your left hand, your right hand actually stretched out his thumb in front of his eyes, boasting to himself.
"Youheng?" The demon kings invariably muttered to themselves.
It's not that the demon kings don't know who You Heng is, they are all well-informed, and celebrities in the world remember a lot, but this Three Kingdoms You Heng is like a lightning bolt in the historical sky, and then there is no light and shadow, compared to those big-name stars, he is a firefly, remember that he is the honor of You Heng, forget him, it is a matter of course.
"Hahaha!" Xirong also laughed loudly, laughing a little out of breath, and it was not easy to straighten up when he bent down, "You are the idiot of the Three Kingdoms that everyone laughs at and everyone hates!" ”
If you say this to others, most of them will think that they are unlucky, and they will be angry, but when You Heng hears this, it is like thunder! This thunder struck him as if he had taken drugs, and he was so excited! Okay, if you run into me tonight, even if you run into a broom star, you demon kings will not be able to sweep you demon kings to ashes!