Dongfang Xiaoshu stepped forward in a timely manner, pointed to the two big words "fundraising" with his finger, and pointed to the words "Yaoli, five hundred taels of silver tickets" on the side, and stood back to the fat man's side without a sound. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What kind of green onion is Yaoli, you dare to be embarrassed here! Laifu, go and write to the master, five hundred gold, the master crushed him to death! ”

The oily young man's mouth was about to reach his ears, and he commanded with an expression of seven dissatisfaction and eight indignation, staring at Yaoli's name fiercely, and the person did not stop at all, and walked directly into the gate of the academy.

The servant who had been exchanged for a blessing took out five silver tickets from his bosom, threw them into the wooden box in anticipation with the fat man's eyes wide open, and wrote the words "Li Feng, five hundred gold" on the top of the other side of the red cloth neatly.

After five big characters that occupied most of the red cloth, he left with a smile.

The fat man stood up with a smile, unceremoniously took out the five silver tickets and said, "The rest is yours, I'll go buy wine first!" After speaking, he walked towards the gate of the academy with a little shaking.

Dongfang Xiaoshu sat on the chair unceremoniously, and deliberately sat down, the chair was really strong, and he didn't let out an overwhelmed moan.

The table was still an ordinary table, and Dongfang Xiaoshu couldn't see anything unusual at all, but he clearly saw the fat man take out the wooden box and red cloth from it, could it be that it was also as rare as the real dragon spear?

Dongfang Xiaoshu still stood up, gestured back and forth without saying a word, watching the silver tickets float into the wooden box, and the beauty in his heart is called, even if the fat man is a liar, he can't help but try, he can't do anything Big brother, it's worth it!

At the top of the barren mountain, the fat man carried two jars of wine, and his body was as light as a swallow from the mountain, and in laughter, he threw a jar of wine to the old monk sitting on the top of the mountain, and said: "Bald, it sounds cool to be scolded, right?" ”

"Drunkard, don't say it's useless, I'm willing to gamble and lose, and quickly bring three drops of immortal spring water!" The old monk took the wine jar, took a sip without hesitation, and spoke.

"Bald, you're mistaken, Lao Tzu has got the silver ticket!"

"Drunkard, forgetfulness is better than memory, the monk bets that the kid is a dime!"

"Get out, Lao Tzu is betting that he can take the silver openly, but it doesn't seem to be a boy's silver ticket! I'm starting to like him a little bit, hahaha."

"What about the Fountain of Youth?"

"Where's the wine!"

"Drunkard, give me your altar too, monk, I don't think you are buried!"

"Drunkard, I'm going to marry a daughter-in-law, monk, I've never seen you so happy!" The old monk was not holding the wine jar and pouring it violently, he raised his dry right hand and wiped the corner of his mouth, stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and asked vaguely.

"I know that you are a bald scoop who is cheating and playing tricks, obviously you have meat, but you just insist that you have finished eating, is Lao Tzu dazzled?"

"Hehe, Lao Tzu can finally spend his time and drink unscrupulously, no longer have to worry about any gold and silver, and no longer need to look at the faces of emperors and princes"

The fat man held the wine jar, as if he had picked up a treasure, and kept laughing.

"Drunkard, you're not really tempted, are you? That little bastard is a hot potato, don't set yourself on fire! ”

The old monk opened his eyes widely, and his snow-white long eyebrows flew around like a strong wind, and he said in a hurry.

"Hehe, the dying wood has lived for hundreds of years, and it is estimated that he will die of fat when he is inactive, and he is a lot older, and it is better to die in battle than to die of old age, fat, and scared to death!"

The fat man suddenly put down the wine jar and said with a sigh, a pair of small eyes were sentimental, with the sadness of the twilight of the hero.

"Yes, dead fat man, no need to be cynical, the monk's Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple has been pushed by that group of bastards, or you will also take me in, the monk is afraid of death, and would rather live in the shadow of the fat man!"

The old monk poured a sip of wine again and said, blowing a breath violently, and the white long eyebrows were blown and fluttered in all directions, with a sense of fluttering immortals.

"Bald, you are dying, the entire Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, disgusting and disgusting Buddhism like a fly, but your hand is stretched too long, you dare to touch his things?"

"Count your legs fast, otherwise those old guys will make a move, although they can't kill you, they will have to cripple you, and the immortal fairy spring will also be saved!"

"Take you? That kid is Lao Tzu's future financier, and he is counting on him for eating and drinking! ”

"Bald, what do you say, can you afford to pay for food, protection and the like, that devil's thing didn't get anything in the end, not to say, and made a commotion, even the nest was copied, you still have the face to let Lao Tzu accept you? I'm sorry, Lao Tzu didn't agree to this fat body! ”

The fat man put away Xiao Suo's sense of sadness, opened his mouth, drank a few sips of wine, and said with a fat body full of flesh, looking vigorous.

"Dead fatty, the monk has seen it through, you are the master who admits that the silver does not want to die, what will the little bastard do except for the little trick of making money?"

"But that's right, what you lack most now is silver, the second apprentice farmer, that elm Gada, is estimated to be unable to open up, and he can bring you some hot spring eggs, inferior water and wine, etc., let him earn gold and silver for you, and maintain the academy from falling, it is estimated that it is more difficult than killing him!"

"The third apprentice, that kid is a pervert, he doesn't practice well, he just makes some demon skills, demon skills, etc., so that people are not human, demons are not demons, that is, you accept him as a dead fat man, if you change it, the monk would slap him to death earlier!"

The old monk said with a hateful expression on his face, and he almost rolled up his arms and sleeves to kill the Quartet.

"Bald, how do you speak, what does it mean to maintain the academy from falling, what slap him to death, just your apprentice, it's not that he was forced to die and live, Lao Tzu has thought about it, I don't want to look at other people's faces to live, silver is the last word."

"The person with high ability and self-sufficiency is at best a wild man, and with silver and gold, he can make people adults and live a life of wine, meat and women!"

"It's time for the academy to change, the students who accept it are either rich or expensive, how can they still be reduced to the point where teachers pay out of their own pockets! If you are poor, you will think about change, this kid will be a senior brother in the future, and Lao Tzu can be relieved and return to the field! ”

The fat man said at the end, his face was full of joy, he patted his round belly triumphantly, and a pair of small eyes stared at the back of the thin figure at the entrance of the academy with satisfaction, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became.

The old monk pursed his lips and blew his white eyebrows, looked at the small tree in the east, looked at the fat man again, and patted his head and said: "Dead fat man, you are still a traitor, the monk is not leaving, and he will be the dean!" ”